>wants to be a woman>wears a dress>hideously deformed>twisted by surgeries>grooms young boysWhat did they mean by this?
>>218000867>grooms young boysAnakin was an adult when he meet Palpatine. Jedi are the ones recruiting literal children.
>>218001022Palpatine was watching Anakin and Ben since childhood. Cope Sith cuck.
>>218000867White men are evil pedophiles, next.
>>218000867>needs the blood of a little girl to clone himselfwhat did the writers mean by this?
>>218001022>Anakin was an adult when he meet PalpatineThey meet in Episode 1
>>218000867>>wants to be a womanI missed this part but then again I skipped 9
>what if the worst storyline of the eu, but even worse?I hate disney
>>218002608and to think if they just skipped to the Caedus storyline and did some kind of adaptation of that with Jaina it all would have worked just fine and the franchise would still be making moneytossed out a perfectly fine female lead the fanbase was already mostly happy with that had been built up over decades to try to remake effectively that storyline with no plan and miserably fail
>>218002701NJO sucked, Lumiya was awful, and Jacen Solo was fucking RUINED by being turned to the dark sideliterally sequel trash 10 years before the sequels
>>218000867>>218002454With all the Epstein shit coming out it makes me wonder how much of Media is just (((them))) subliminally admitting to things.
>>218003423>NJO suckedeh 60/40>Lumiya was awfulbetter than Phasma but I mainly like Luke cutting her head off, that whole scene was great>Jacen Solo was fucking RUINED by being turned to the dark sideI agree but really all they did was pull a switcheroo after building Jaina to be the one to turn for like 20 years>literally sequel trash 10 years before the sequelsbut executed way better than just making them "Han & Leia's kid with whatever the fuck Rey was I skipped 9"I'm not saying the EU was great I'm saying at least the EU didn't and wouldn't have killed the franchise like the not-EU-but-sort-of-but-worse shit they went withat least they were characters people actually gave a shit about, see, you're pissed off they ruined Jacen, nobody really gives a shit about Kylo
>I AM a woman
>>218000867he wants to be a woman because the force is female
>>218004462>your majesty, I must be Francine
>>218000867I AM *ALL* THE GENDERS
>>218004655A woman, you will never be.
>>218000867great, the next twenty years is going to be about how this was a great trilogy too
Why do leftists accidentally create based things?
>>218004655and I am all the women
>>218004655sexes*
why did I leave this tab open
>>218006745You wanted to know the canonicity of his bottom surgery status.
>>218006763this thread is actually exactly why I refuse to watch 9 because it looks stupid enough for none of this to be shitposting
>>218006808It's explicitly mentioned in the movie that Palpatine wants to put his spirit inside of woman's body (Rey). It's not a shitpost, everything in the OP is canon but never stated in that way.
>>218006841>when you think it couldn't get worse than "you have to hurt the kyber crystal to make it red"
>Still using he/him pronouns for Palpatine.Not cool bro, she's a very beautiful woman.
>>218004462>Not yet!>*stands up* *takes out lightsaber* It's misgendering... then. *ignites lightsaber* *Sheev screeches artistically as he uses his lightsaber to emasculate himself*
I can't honestly tell if it's worse that they made Palpatine a trans allegory than it is funny that they made a trans allegory out of Palpatine
>>218001022Both Jedi and Sith are creepy (((religious))) pedophilic cults similar to Dems/Repubs.
>>218006763>bottom surgery statusbotched, that's why he wants rey's body
>>218007242this show was too bad to even make it through and that sucks, last thing I tried to watchpeople keep saying andor but everything surrounding it is just shit so it seems pointless
I forgot how old he looked in AotC.
>>218007668Quality continuity.
Would
>>218000867>>218002454>>218003512It's so unrealistic that a sexually perverted religious man with a big nose would drink baby blood haha
>>218001022Palpatine literally raped Anakin's mother to produce him. It's canon.
>>218001962>Umm you can't fuck a 20 year old because she was a child 10 years ago
>>218007422>people keep saying andor but everything surrounding it is just shit so it seems pointlessStar Wars really is in a rough shape. You just have to make your own canon to enjoy it. Everything I like is canon, everything I don't like isn't. Simple as.
>>218007352I also want Daisy Ridley's body (and I don't mean in the sense of actually being her)
