ts shit made no sense
>>218001288what if time was, like, a fractal? pretty self explanatory desu
>>218001288I don't know how to tell you this anon, but that's what the inside of a black hole actually looks like
movie would've been better if it ended right there
>reddit the movie
lol imagine if a stalker crossed space and time just to peep on you
it's a space library, retard. they don't need stairs because there is no gravity
>"yeah dude the physics in our movie are real">then in the end deus ex people from the future build a wormhole into his daughter's bedroom
>>218001288It does if you know what a 4D cube looks like
It was a projection of four-dimensional spacetime into three dimensions, created by the hyper-advanced descendents of humanity, specifically designed to be (or at least necessitated by novikov self-consistency to be) navigable and comprehensible to Matthew McConaughey.
>>218001389it's actually what the inside of a heart that loves looks like idiot
>yes boss, the wormhole into Cooper's daughter's bedroom is almost ready, but we need to monitor it some more to uhhh... make sure it's stable
>>218001288>accretion disk atomizes the shuttle and that retard in femtoseconds
>>218001592Jej
>>218001599>femtosecondscan we use a more masculine timescale please
>>218001625Maculine measures of time are reserved for big scales>Gigaseconds>Terraseconds>Herculseconds>Liftoseconds>Kyriakoseconds
>>218001288Why didnt he just put a camera in her room? Seems like a lot of work just to spy on your daughter
>>218001288>OP doesn't understand a tesseractnot a surprise
Who created the wormhole?
Having to watch your daughters room 24/7 for years sounds fucking awful unless you're a pedophile director
>>218001475This isa bootstrap paradox, isn’t it?
>>218001288Dude…. DMT
>>218001625>manoseconds
>>218001288Did he lay a bunch of turds in there?Where did his turds go?What did he eat?
>>218001725Wasn't it like a few minutes for him? Wouldn't he get older if years passed on his perspective?
>>218001475so he could theoretically spy on anyone from any time in that thing?
>>218001702space worms
>>218001730Just because it's unintuitive doesn't make it a true paradox. Every effect has a cause; some of the causes just come after their effects, but of course this should already be expected when dealing with time travel.
>>218001288>chud doesn't understand the power of love
>>218001702space africansthey're the only ones who survived Earth
It was love
>>218001781You don't age in an environment outside of time and space
>TARS, translate this complex quantum data into morse code>Yes, Cooper, it's 453 trillion digits>Alright, just give em to me, slick
>>218001400Yep. He dies but gets the message across to Murph as the ghost = kino. Absolutely asinine that he gets fast traveled back to civilization
>>218001940Why?
Is this the dumbest scene in movie history?>Decide to go down to the planet despite the time dilation rendering the, at that point, proposed mission impossible>Somehow unable to see the fuckhuge wave during landing and exiting the Ranger>Land a fucking mile away from the beacon instead of right on top of it>Somehow, despite all of the advanced, albeit realistic technology present in the film, they're unable to wirelessly access the data transmission from low orbit and have to physically retrieve it>Send two humans hindered by gravity, weather conditions, and their own stupidity to retrieve a redundant black box instead of the magical robot>Leave only one (1) nigga behind on the Endurance to finish the entire mission despite the odds of the deaths of all three remaining astronauts being likely>Doyle standing idle and yelling at CASE instead of retreating to the RangerWhole fucking movie is Independence Day-tier. Fuck Nolan, both of them, and fuck Kip Thorne.
So why didn't they build stations like the one at the end on Earth? And what are they doing exactly? Just wandering around the Solar System?
>>218001999Why wasn't he able to just call her? What was the point of him being in the bookshelf? Like, was the whole thing pre-ordained as a practical joke or something?It's artificial tension, literally and figuratively.
>>218002013>age>timeit can't be dumbed down any further
>>218002013Time doesn't pass = You don't age
>>218001475/thread. some people just refuse to listen.
>>218002051The wormhole being near Saturn is really fucking dumb, especially given the implication that it was placed there by future niggas, but that in its own right makes the writing foolproof, because the fags who wrote it can just say "they knew it would need to be near Saturn because a gorillion years later Saturn itself does X, Y and Z" and other nonsense.In reality it's just a reference to 2001. Also the goddess Saturn is reminscent of the overarching plot regarding farming and the blight, along with the planet itself looking similar to Gargantua.
>>218001786No, that's where the "love" part comes in, retard
Spying on Foy.
>>218002150At the base visual level, I thought they were trying to illustrate static objects like bookcases or whatever as being stretched out as they persist through spacetime
>>218001288>this shit shitfuck is you saying diddy ahh blud?
>>218002054>Call herWith what?
>>218002254His penus weenus
>>218001809I’ve never been a fan of single-stream time travel. I give BTTF a pass because it’s a fun “babby’s first time travel” adventure trilogy, but in general, I find all the garbage allowances and conventions you have to adopt for one timeline to be unimaginative and limiting. I vastly prefer the parallel-universe sort of time travel.I suppose you could say that those future humans were advanced enough to dimension-hop and save another universe’s “primitive” humans, but that’s not the impression I had of what the story was in this film.
>>218001288It was a science movie where God saves the day at the end
>>218002027Not to mention that the dude in orbit was waiting on them for like fifteen years.
>>218002323Unironically how would you pass the time?
I unironically don't understand the significance of the handshake
>>218002362I'd get the DNA of gothic lemons
>>218001809Only if the past, present and future are already set.
>>218002362Solitaire.
>>218002362The most epic gooning session in the history of our species
>>218001475that's dumb
>>218002362I'd live, laugh and love
>>218002467That way, Giamatti would show up to keep him company.
>>218002518Would you say that to his face?
>>218001288https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq1C6RoQN3U
>>218001809>Every effect has a causeyou can't be more wrong. Cause is an illusion in higher dimensions.
>>218001288>DUDE WHAT IF LOVE WAS MAGIC OR SOMESHIT TIME TRAVEL WORMHOLE ALIENS ARE PEOPE IDKNormgoids: WOAH
>>218002518that's a big nose
>>218001288>ts shit made no senseNolan literally had the robot narrate all the exposition... and you still didnt get it
>>218001288it's peak kafkaesque kino
>>218003184How did they escape the blackhole?
>>218001288great movie, yes it make sense but you have to be a father to really get it
>>218001477Loving heart are black holes if you think about it.
>>218001401> reddit the postSlurp harder kikelord. I'm sure there's a e-celeb thread or two for you to wank your mutilated wrinkly dinky all over you enspaticated mummified pizza collecting spermwit.
I really despise the exposition during these scenes. It would have been Kubrick tier if there wasn't any, and people would be talking about what it all meant endlessly.
>>218001288I would prefer a movie like this if it wasn't made by a smoothbrain like Nolan.
>>218001625Griffith is not gay.
>>218001702>Who created the wormhole?Future humans
>>218003252>How did they escape the blackhole?future humans invented the tesseract
>>218001809A bootstrap paradox is just the name. Its not a literal impossible paradox because it clearly exists inuniverse. Its like unobtainium in avatar. Its not actually unobtainable, because they do infact obtain it.
>>218002027This.The time travel was all fine. This however made zero sense. And also Matt Damon opening the airlock. None of that should have happened.
>>218003252They didn't escape, they were ushered out, by the people (or beings) who created the tesseract in the first place. The Black hole was just an instrument required for them to Interact with Coop and TARS in order to save Humanity.
>>218003396>>218003538If you can usher anything out, it's not a blackhole and also doesn't explain why TARS and Coop weren't instantly annihilated by pressure, radiation, heat etc several AU before they even sniff the event horizon
>>218003602chatgpt told me the blackhole is like supermassive and spinning and that technically the event horizon is also massive and doesnt destroy you instantly or something.
>>218003602They weren't inside the black hole.They were in the Tesseract. The Tesseract was created by fictional beings who can manipulate gravity across time.The black hole is a medium through which the acted.The way in which this manipulation works both Nolan and Coop are unaware of.TARS and Coop explain this.You are retarded.
>>218001288pissi cuckitini
>>218003747>t. twainovic
>>218001702God
>>218003793t. alfonso
>>218003740>They weren't inside the black hole.So he teleported inside of it before falling inside the black hole or was the black hole never there to begin with?
>>218003602You are unironically low IQ. They can warp gravity, space and time. Just make a pocket around Cooper to protect him. Not that hard.
>>218001475In English, Doc
>>218002054I love the scene when McConaghey is looking into the room and has the epiphany that gravity travels through time so he can use gravity to communicate to her… then he just pours sand through the ceiling and beats the fuck out of the back of the bookcase. Good work space genius.
murf
>>218002027Yeah but love or something.
>>218004194
>>218004257literally me
then he starts playing the tesseract like a fucking guitar. and people think this is high brow. lmao
>>218001288Is the dumbest deus ex machina of all time.
>>218004361>tfw murf brings out the toothbrush
>>218003602The black hole was there to test Mathew’s machonigays faith. Like Jesus Christ. After Mathew machoniga decided to sacrifice his life for humans he is rewarded with god saving him.
>>218001288It’s honestly movie-ruining. I wasn’t super impressed before the space library but the space library made me never want to watch the movie again.
>>218001288When I first watched this I actually thought he just hit the end of the universe and this is what it looks like. It being some man made shit was fucking stupid. How? How the fuck is that man made?
>>218001288is that jay leno
>>218005579>is that jay lenotime to make a funny AI slop vidoe
>>218001753what was the property tax like there?
I love a dumb plebs outing themselves thread.Interstellar is great.
>>218005943> time sensitive mission > let’s go to the planet that ages you 100 years a minute It’s a stupid movie for stupid people.
>>218001702me
>>218005943it's designed to flatter pseudo intellectualsto anyone with half a brain it's summer blockbuster disaster drama dogshit.SBDDD>if I can JUST download this hardware to their planet's firewall it will reboot the fourth dimension, hold onto your seats!
>>218006044midwit take
>>218001288The Tesseract in Interstellar is basically a creation by five-dimensional humans from the distant future that is a representation of the three-dimensional universe that Cooper lives in, but with time physically smeared out like frames in a television show. When you watch a television show, it looks like you're seeing moving images, but the images you are seeing are not moving at all. You are seeing one frozen image after another in rapid succession, so it looks as though you are seeing moving images (even though you're not). The Tesseract is like that. Every moment in the Tesseract is like a frozen image, an eternity of its own. And it is possible to move through these frozen images backward (into the past) and forward (into the future). How is that hard for you to understand, you retard?
>>218006136You can't fix stupid, stupid.
>>218001288> For them time is physical. The future is a mountain you can climb up and the past, a valley you climb down Foreshadowed by the crybaby scientist, and the robot is literally explaining everything to the audience like 5 times.
>>218001288How can time be real if our ears aren't real?
>>218006104yours is already a low-wit, you don't even reach mid.the film is dogshit. inaudible, made by a deafo, and no deeper than armageddon or moonfall.
>>218006355stay mad lol
>>218006382stay a dunce
Nolan is always so close to making something truly great and then blows it somehow.
>>218004126It's a 4d mastutbation room.
>>218001288Why did he only go to Murphy's room? He was in that thing for an extremely long amount of time. He was in there for as long as he needed to be. But he didn't pop in on Chalamet. He spent as long as he could in Murphy's bedroom. He ignored Chalamet. He saw how upset Chalmette was getting but he didn't pop in on him! He had an infinite amount of time and could go to any room in the house, but he ignored Chalamet.
>>218006136This. It's like a film reel, but instead of a series of 2D still images it's 3D moments in time.
>>218001288>when you dont set the UVs correctly
>>218001702 Love. Love connects us all.
>>218008114Thanks for getting it.
>>218003357i dunno man, he looks like hes wearing mascara and lipstick most of the time, and dont forget that time he sold his hole for an army
>>218002069>>218002111Sorry, I fell asleep. I might sound stupid, but I think it'd be something like the last episode of Futurama where everything else is not moving, but since my body is working 100% at its' own pace, I'll also age through my own eyes. It's stupid to explain since it's impossible, but I think that moving around without doing everything we need to survive like a immortal being is magic and retarded. It's like saying that I can sprint forever without getting tired through my own perspective because time doesn't move in my magical box preventing me from turning into spaghetti.
>>218001380Ackchually time is le flat circle innit
>>218001288He broke the fourth wall and was able to see that he was in a movie
>>218004126
>>218008939If time isn't passing then neurons aren't firing and photons aren't entering your eyes. However, if time isn't passing and nothing is moving, then we're hanging out at absolute zero?
>>218010669how many fucking movies/tv shows features this explanation?
>low IQ takespace magic nigga>midwit takeackshually it doesn't make sense because blablabla>high iq takespace magic nigga
>>218010706it's a good explanation
>>218001288Space is Reddit.>bro what if we like slipped the bonds of earth and ascended to the stars that'd be so cool bro imagine like staring out a big window at a giant pastel colored planet with like rings and novas bro imagine having zero gravity sex and meeting aliens bro I can't wait until going into space is as easy as driving to the next city over and we have Mars colonies and become star childs bro this is all gonna happen within our lifetimes broSpace is gay and boring. It's an infinite uninhabitable void full of fucking nothing but some dying balls of gas surrounded by a few rocks that got caught in its orbit and the vast majority of these rocks are equally as barren and boring as space itself is either being boiling hot hellscapes or frozen nightmares and the very very VERY few planets that somehow managed to create organic life are death worlds where stupid starving animals spend all day eating and killing each other in the most nightmarish ways possible and in extremely rare circumstances some of these species gain sentience and turn their planets into polluted shit holes before they invariably drive themselves into extinction through technology (we are here) and the cold uncaring cosmos doesn't even acknowledge they existed at all before their sun supernovas into a black hole which will one day engulf the entirety of existence.We aren't going to explore space. It's a physical impossibility and even if it weren't there's jack shit out there to find except more minerals that the rich satanic pedophiles who rule us would just use to make themselves richer. The closest any human will get to exploring space is looking at photoshopped images taken by unmanned chunks of electronics we fire out into the void. I fucking hate space.I envy the humans who had no idea of the horrific existence we were born into and thought the sky was the realm of the Gods, instead of what it really is: an infinitely large and empty prison cell we will never escape from.
>>218010934babby's first existential crisis
>>218010934You're new to science fiction, huh?
>>218001288it's just the rendering of multiples BSP errors in UnrealED.don't freak out, kiddo.
>>218010934Its all just.. dead space
>>218004017kek
>>218010934Wow, it's almost like Life is a miracle or something. In a universe that's 99.9999% dead, suddenly a tiny part of that universe started thinking about itself.
>>218001475How did he get there though? Time dilation gets so absurd that noone can even pass the event horizon of a black hole in the time it takes the universe to end.So obviously there is time travel shit going on with him returning but why did they return him at THAT point and not just way earlier?
Why would a black hole turn into a library?
>>218010732Based, fuck midwits.
>>218001288that's IKEA
>>218001288How many normies think this is what 4D looks like thanks to this movie?
>>218014314looking by this thread , none
>>218010732if you let a Chris Nolan movie filter you it's basically over
>>218014588there are no normies here anon
>>218001288>tsKILL YOURSELF
>>218014675lmao
>>218010934gnostics have no dicks
>>218010706can you think of a better one?
>>218001288It's Nolan trying to reinvent 2001 a Space Odyssey. Instead of letting the viewer try and figre it out themselves the MC at the end has to say "Errm it was us humans who traveled in time before my time travelling so that I could save humanity. 5-Dimensional people or something! Science!"
>>218001288Cube franchise went all out for this sequel
>>218001288because it's the physics of LOVE
>>218003334>expositionWas there any I just remembered Coop thinking it *could* have been humans instead of aliens helping em?
>>218003334>talking about it endlesslyThat's stupid and has been extremely abused. Now it's just empty mystery boxes. They'd just toss in some stupid tesseract with no answer and say the dork fans will make up some bullshit headcanon to suit their needs.
>>218001288>wot if time was a library
a group of us saw this in the theater and one of the friends of the group became obsessed with it and bought the special release blu-ray edition and would sit watching all the extra features on loop for about two weeks and anytime we saw him he'd ask if we wanted to watch interstellar, we didn't, no one wanted to watch interstellar, but he did, he'd watch interstellar over and over again whilst we went somewhere and did something. but he'd still be at home, watching interstellar, this went on for a couple of months and after that i don't think any of us bothered him ever again. it was very strange because before this he was quite an adventurous person always open to new things or going somewhere. but once he saw interstellar it jigged some kind of latent disorder and from there on in he became totally insufferable.
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