>this is a mining ship in the future
do the tentacles like grab minerals from planets?
>Destroys romulus in the first star trek movie and the remaining series just run with it?Why did everyone bend to JJ?
>>218002727I pulled one of those out of my bellybutton once
>>218002727>grabs onto asteroidsSeems reasonable
>>218002760Romulans are subhuman.
it looked cool but it made no sense for what its stated purpose was
>>218002760They then play the exact same bullshit with the Klingons and make them 'refugees' for Star Trek Academy. Two empires spanning a tenth of the mapped regions of the galaxy lose a planet and are then either destroyed or eternal rapefugees because..? Romulans in Picard run their yaps about the Federation doing nothing (which itself is retarded, only Picard offered to help ok) but they have as many ships and other allies to draw from (Cardies? Dominion? Even Klingons worked with Romulans). Nevermind that, only the Feds could do something. It's so unbelievably ass, not a single braincell was used coming up with any of it.
>>218002778does it use the serrated edges to cut them in half and suck out the minerals?
>>218002727It was modified with Borg tech by the Tal Shiar which made it 2edgy4u. They explained it in the prequel comics they released before the movie came out
>I WATCHED it happen>I SAW it happen>don'ttellmeitdidn'thabben
>>218003393>They explained it in the prequel comicsisn't that also where they ultimately shunted the idea whatshisface went to prison or something after he time warped with macguffin juice, and didn't just wait around for spock to come out for like 30 yearsit's a terrible star trek movie but it's crazy that it's a better star wars than JJ actually made
>>218002909Many such cases with JJTrek.
>>218002760JJ is a hatchetman in charge of destroying entire franchises.Bear in mind that he also wanted to make a Superman movie with a black Superman at some point.
>>218003463IIRC he and his crew were suppose to be captured by the Klingons after they came out of the time warp. The line in the movie about 30 Klingon ships getting destroyed was them breaking out of prison. There is even a deleted scene from the movie that shows them in the prison camp
>>218002909They modified it from a mining ship into a ship of war
>let's kill the man who tried to save our planetretarded movie
>>218003674he was pissed
>>218003674he was crazy, you see >>218003448
>>218003674Spock failed. Nero blamed him for his planets destruction even though he tried. Dude had a wife and baby on the way. He was pissed off
>>218003779don'ttellhimitdidn'thappen
>>218003519>>218002727Jj Abram’s reminds people why you should beat the shit out of nerds when growing up. It helps knock some sense into them.
>>218003674I hate this plot in science fiction/fantasy movies. This happened with the skrulls and nick fury. Why were they mad at him for 30 years? With everything available to you in your universe, go find a new world for your species and move on instead of doing nothing and seething over some stupid human. Literal incel behaviour lmao.
>>218003010Exactly. In TNG the Romulans seem more advanced/stronger then federation by how they posture but then their taken out in such a retarded(JJ) way.
>>218004315He probably went to an all jew school
>>218002727
>>218005322How dare you bring Zeromus into this.
>>218004721>then federation>their taken out
>>218003519
>>218002760>Why did everyone bend to JJ?He's the King
This movie completely stops pretending to be science fiction, let alone a fucking coherently put together movie, as soon as Kirk gets sent to the ice planet.>Spock watching Vulcan be destroyed>Scotty talking about the limits of transporter technology, how they're limited to transporting things no larger than a grapefruit 100 miles, and how transporting people is still in a theoretical stageLike what the fuck is going on
>>218002727yeah, on an ALIEN planet retard
>>218002727there are no ships in the future, btwenjoy
F I R E E V E R Y T H I N G
>>218007115Its a stupid design and it looks nothing like anything else the Romulans make.
>>218002760JewJew
>Narada is a revered sage-divinity in Hindu tradition, known as a traveling musician, storyteller, and the divine messenger between gods, humans, and sages.Saar Trek
>>218002843Experience bij!>>218007689God the D'deridex design was glorious.
>>218002727I think the canon explanation is that all we see is just borg tech tacked onto the original mining ship that's buried somewhere in the middle
>>218002727>I can sort of see it as a space ship desi->Flight direction <--------Oh it is completely retarded.
>>218007689Because that was what it looked like AFTER they had riced it out with Borg technology. Pic related is what it looked like before they did it
>>218010289>>218010322>just read the comics before watching the movie, bro
>>218010391That is the exact reason they put them out before the movie. Its why the comic was literally called Countdown, because the issues were counting down to the release of the film
>Abramstrek is almost 20 years old
>>218002909I think it's okay, it's basically just a giant fuckoff laser generator so it will get very very hot, and you can say the spiky shit are radiators.>>218003393That's fucking stupid
>>218010237>hope nobody notices my secret war ship modelHe also casually namedrops Section 31 like it's not even a secret.
>>218010626Only 17 years bro... Haha...
>>218007689Shit man I never noticed that the warbirds had actual wings
>let's use X to stop Evilman >"Well, you see, because I'm a supergenius, I already planned for you trying X on me, so now it won't work, Captain." We came up with better stories on the playground.
I like how in Jew Jew's brain "astronomical distances" means Qo'nos and Earth are like ten thousand miles away, and when the Enterprise falls out of warp 90% of the way it's near the Moon. And when it loses propulsion near the Moon, it just falls into the Earth's atmosphere in like fifteen minutes. Jew Jew either absolutely doesn't care, or has a toddler's understanding of space.
>>218002727Nope, it was reconstructed using Borg technology in a secret Romulan facility>>218002909
>>218012445JJ (and Rian) have zero comprehension of the vastness of space scale. They just do whatever as long as it looks cool and flashy.>Poe just randomly coming out of lightspeed within a few feet of random objects>Does this several times within a few minutesIts literally just magic and Poe is a wizard at this point
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>>218012550Bruh, was this actually written by a six year old?
>>218012550JewJew also always has to force in at least three more action scenes in a movie when the climax has already happened.
>>218002762N-Neo?>>218010703But radiators no work in space
>>218012550Did JJ confuse lightspeed travel with teleporting travel? For Poe to exit out of lightspeed in the middle of the atmosphere would mean he entered the atmosphere at lightspeed ....Wouldnt that alone fuck up the planet? And then the other bad guy ships doing the same thing straight after?
>>218012699>radiators no work in spaceSure they do, you see these white zig-zag panels? Those are radiators
>>218003393>details you could only know from reading the book contradicted in PIC
>>218002727jj abrams? more like jew jew gay bums
>>218007689That looks cool. >>218003517>>218002727These look ai generated.
