How bad is your shrinkage?
>>218006974Maybe it's cause I'm fat, but even normally when I'm not erect my penis is super small and almost is entirely inside my bodyWhen I get hard it's normal sizedso shrinkage is like a normal state for me
all the way back into the body
sometimes when i nut my right testicle will retract up into my body and get stuck for a moment
>>218007025Yeah I'm the same one. Definitely a grower not a shower, although sometimes it'll chub up on its own.
>shrinkage from cold/swimming about normal >shrinkage from LSD or MDMAbasically turns my cock into half a thumbAnyone else experience this????
>>218006974Looks like I've never been snipped t. American
>>218007163>shrinkage from LDS or MDMANever done molly but yeah I've had that happen from LSD before. Also, you ever get that weird feeling like you're cumming while on LSD? It's like random lightning shooting through my brain and it's like just waves of nonstop cumming although I'm not. It's what I imagine multiple orgasms must feel like for women.
Do you let women see shit emerge from your asshole? Then don't let them see your micro.
>>218006974Bad. My cock has like 57 wrinkles when it's even slightly cold.
>>218007025>>218007119I have a 7.5 inch BWC that's pretty girthy too (looks like a smaller version of Sean Laweless's dick) and if it's cold enough or i'm fucked up enough it gets ridiculously small. In normal conditions it gives a respectable bulge and doesn't look small flaccid but shrinks into an acorn
>>218006974My gock doesn't have this issue :3
i go from about a lil smokie to a ballpark (cooked and plumped)
>during winter when you're cold and about to enter the shower
I stopped caring about my dick size the precise moment that I realized that wanting to please a woman makes you a fag
>>218006974nothing I'd want grandma to see that's for sure
>>218006974this was comically obese in the 90s ya know
>>218007403so babydick then alright
if i ever somehow make it to having sex with a woman i pray ill at least have a chub before my pants come off because my flaccid dick is genuinely embarrassing
>>218007244i nutted in my pants once just sitting there not even anything remotely sexual going on when i was on LSD/shrooms (don't remember which)
>>218007411>*record scratch*>grandma puts on sunglasses and starts raping
>>218007450if its during the winter, just make sure to turn on the heater first and makeout with her a lil bit
>>218007439Guys with big dicks don't post here.
I've noticed recently that my dick has been maintaining a pretty big average size for some reason. When it's properly cold it does get a bit small and I should probably lose some weight, but otherwise it's been pretty big and is kind of weird because its always flopping around like it never has before.
>>218006974>be 29y/o virgin >try regular condom on just to see what it feels like >chokes the shit out of my dick>try on a magnum XL >long but still chokes my shit >read that they're not supposed to fit so tight to the point where it hurts to put them on >realize my shit is slightly above average length but thick as fuck and I have to wear custom fit condoms
>>218007163I have an acorn when I'm on shrooms
>>218007628it's supposed to choke you out, otherwise if it slips and slides that's when it rips
>>218006974>How bad is your shrinkage?Pretty bad. I'm a grower not a shower.
>>218006974When I go to a public toilet to have a shit my dick always retracts to an acorn. On the other hand both of my exes have said that I have a perfect dick but you cannot ever 100% trust women.
>>218007658No its not. Condom should feel firm, not chocking.
kind of a ridiculous grower. i go from 4"-5" to 8"-9"... technically have a big porno cock but would be embarrassed to show it off flaccid.
>>218007658No because I tried myones and they didn't choke the shit out of my dick and didn't slip off or rip when I whacked off with it on. the condoms they sell at the pharmacy are way too tight for my thick wiener
my nubbin subscribes to the maxim "neither a grower nor a shower be"
>>218007505damn you got a leaky penis
>>218007369same but 8they call it combat dick. my shit used to always dangle past my balls but then i had a nervous breakdown and i think my hormones got fucked up from stress and then my shit started shriveling up to like 2" if it's really cold or i'm exercising hahaalso probably vasoconstriction from too many droogssucks cause i like to freeball dangle my meat for the ladies in my shorts
I've been prone fucking pillows for years while limp to masturbate and cumming while limp. I finally quit around 4 months ago. Finally managed to jerk off normally and cum for the first time in my life. While hard. I still have trouble keeping a boner. This ruined my relationship with my ex gf. I finally got Viagra but I was so sleep deprived at the time from waking up at 4:46 a.m. for work that it still wasn't enough. Now I have slightly blurred vision forever thanks to taking 40mg of Viagra a few times just so I could have some sex. I jerk off normally now but my penis will probably never be the same. I feel a tightness in my perineum like there's a rubber band stretched through it and behind my ass cheek. Gets worse after I've walked about a mile. Went to PT and did some stretches and squats. Helped a bit but not much. Im 32 and not fat and it fucking sucks knowing how some fat dude can get rock hard for his girl while I need fucking old man pills to have sex. At least I don't need them to jack off but then it takes me time to get hard. And doesn't last long enough for sex. I only get fully erect when I'm getting close to orgasm.
>HE WAS IN THE POOL YOU SICK FUCK
>I totally have an 8 inch dick guys I swear it just shrinks
>>218006974my dick can't shrink it's so tiny
>>218008578that's horribly sad did you do fin or something?stop fapping completely for a few monthsintermittent fast for a couple months3 meals a weekonly eat raw eggs and milk on off daysget some good prebiotic fiberget a dong pump do like 10inHg psi for 10 minget some tallow to moisturize your shitdo daily physical therapy for your pelvic floor and hips tons of help on YT and start exercising do calisthenics like pushups and pullups, burpees, etc so you get your chi flowing through your body againginseng, good multi with magnesium and copper amino chelated, maybe some moringa for aminos and a high quality fish oil you can fix your shit bro trust me i've destroyed my body and rebuilt it a couple times now
>>218007244>Also, you ever get that weird feeling like you're cumming while on LSD?I get the spinal orgasm. I choose to believe its some Kundalini serpent shit.
>>218006974In my natural state I'm an acorn
it goes to like 2 inches when its cold
>>218006974idk who cares
>>218008059>nubbin
>always assumed that growers were really rare >they're actually 25% of menEh. I guess that's still sufficiently low for all of the "small flaccid penis" jokes in media to make sense.
all this penis talk is making me horny and hard
>>218009447disgusting faggot
>>218008921Nta, but good on you for trying to help. ED stories are always so depressing.
>>218009521he's not an asshole. YTA!
>>218006974I have a micro penisIt's 2.5 inches hard. it ain't much but it's honest work
>>218007450my plan is to go to the bathroom, rub a quicky one out then have sex because it will make it look bigger and will last longer
>>218009517beautiful repressed faggot
>>218006974My dick looked really small yesterday because of the cold. Thankfully when I fapped later it was normal size.
>>218007439You think about babydicks alot?
>>2180069741.5 inches soft, 5.78371 inches hard pressed to the bone
>>218009409Showers are the majority ? Well dang if that's what I'm competing with it's over
>>218006974My dick is legit under 1 inch when flaccid. Its not that much impressive when hard either. I always hear about guys with girlfriends saying that "my girlfriend wants to hold my dick when I pee" as like a fun relationship thing. The idea of a girl asking me this deeply terrifies me, a girl seeing my dick in general is a pretty scary thought anyway.
Who'da guessed /tv/ is full of microdicks
>>218006974I've never experienced shrinkage from being cold but I do notice that it becomes super flaccid and basically sucks up into my body if I've been exerting any kind of physical effort, like walking for a while for example. Maybe my circulation is fucked from being out of shape but because of this I've never came from a girl's vagina because sex makes me tired and after like 5 minutes I have to take a break because I get soft
Grower not a shower. It's kind of bizzare.
>>218007025Same, and now due to two unfortunate accidents I've lost the use of my testicles (they're still there and producing everything, I just cant move them on my own anymore) and they don't hang because the scrotum is permanently "thickened" and tight, so even though they're large, it looks like I don't even have balls
>>218006974This was fat in 1994
>>218007628Most condoms (even le XL; which are mostly a marketing meme and barely any more girth, or if they are bigger are just longer) are designed for under 5" of girth, and even "smaller" condoms are way too long, so the effect of choking my shit is doubled up. I think the average Durex is designed for about 4" girth which is below average - better too tight than literally sliding off or looking like a kid wearing his dad's suit
>>218006974Anyone ever get that weird shrinkage when it's really cold or you're taking a shit and your cock actually becomes longer than normal but extremely thin in the midshaft, like it's "extruded"
>>218007369>like a smaller version of Sean Laweless's dick)dude how nuts are you that you think ppl have that as a reference point or would look it up or even care about what your dick looks like
>>218007658If it's too tight it will snap. I bought some 'ultra thin' condoms not realizing they were made for Japanese and my BWC busted through those things
>>218007628I fucking hate condoms for this reason. Feels like my cock is getting put through an industrial press. The non-latex ones aren't so bad.
When I used to go cycling after a couple hours my dick and balls regresed to child size.It was amusing seeing it go back to regular size after a shower.
>>218007369>looks like a smaller version of Sean Laweless's dick
>>218007450if you are really into her and your dick is not literally broken, it should be no problem
>>218012889yeah. the only thing i feel is that piece of rubber stretched over my dick. i cant get off when i wear a condom
>>218007450do you niggas just drop your pants right away at the first sign of sex is about to happen?play around for a while you retard, if that doesn't start your erection you have issues
>>218006974I was a little too young to really understand what that whole scene was about. Like I understood the surface level, I knew that from my own experience, but did not understand the sexusl nature of it and about the small size being so undesirable.
I get shrinkage from wearing tight underwear like boxer trunks/briefs, but if I wear boxer shorts it's almost semi sized and visibly flopping in my pants. Can't win
>>218007733why can't i see the spoilered image?
>>218013616depends on the chick. sometimes you're trapped in foreplay limbo otherwise
>Start taking Fin>Dick goes from 8 inches to 5 inchesAnyone who says it doesn't shrink your dick is full of shit.
I will be having sex this weekend. She already told me she is staying over Saturday night.
>>218012644>Same, and now due to two unfortunate accidents I've lost the use of my testiclesThis shit sounds like a line straight out of Austin Powers lmao
>>218014463>I'm sorry anon, I'm on my period
>>218006974Pretty bad if it's cold, if im doing any sort of exercise or if I have anxiety but my size is pretty decent otherwise, 3" flaccid and 6.5"x5.5" erect
>>218007163yes and it's the reason I don't do that shit anymore.tripping balls and seeing your dick reduce in size while you are trying to take a piss is one of the most hellish experiences you can face as a man, makes you feel like god is personally angry at you and shrinking you dick to punish you for your sins, all the life energy is stored in the dick so seeing it shrink is like dying.
>>218008921>did you do fin or something?No just prone masturbation for 20 years and 5 hours a night sleep for 5. But I quit both and working on fixing myself now.
