An ancient evil has awakened
>>218008287CATS ARE EVIL
>>218008298Every girl I've been with has told me that men owning cats is a red flag. I own fish so I wonder what they think of me.
>>218008337Literally just proved that women are retarded.
>>218008452I'm a guy and I think you're either gay or weird if you own a cat instead of a dog. No offense, of course.
>>218008337Fish are seen more like furniture or a hobby than they are a pet. I doubt it really tracks much on their radar unless you really fawn over the fish in their presence.Men who own cats are typically the weird incel type, with only a handful of exceptions.
>>218008487Everyone is so gay now that they're worrying about cats.
>>218008487i dont have either but when thinking about it since i'm single i would be worried about leaving the dog at home all day while at work which is is worse for dogs probably
>>218008521girlbosses just leave their large dog in a crate in their apartment while they sit at daycare it's called being a mature adult ur too soft if you consider the feelings of others
>>218008487>I'm a guy and I think faggot
>>218008298But kitties
>>218008532psychopath
>>218008534queer
>>218008622Don't worry it was satire. My dogs have a big yard and get 2 walks a day.
>>218008298Dog-lovers base their whole case on these commonplace, servile, and plebeian qualities, and amusingly judge the intelligence of a pet by its degree of conformity to their own wishes.Catlovers escape this delusion, repudiate the idea that cringing subservience and sidling companionship to man are supreme merits, and stand free to worship aristocratic independence, self-respect, and individual personality joined to extreme grace and beauty as typified by the cool, lithe, cynical, and unconquered lord of the housetops.The dog barks and begs and tumbles to amuse you when you crack the whip. That pleases a meekness-loving peasant who relishes a stimulus to his sense of importance.And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because somebody else wants something,so do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice.
>>218009034>t. deluded slave of evil cats
>>218009034BEWARE! WARNING!Don't read this, gentlemen, within that text lies an evil spell that will place a powerful curse on the reader.
>>218009034A real-life cat cuck, I can't believe it.
>hmm yes I think I will engage with this baitYou guys are such fucking underage faggots. It's like it's your first day on the web every day.
Dogs are only cool when they're not my responsibility
Dogs are the hieroglyphs of blind emotion, inferiority, servile attachment, and gregariousness—the attributes of commonplace, stupidly passionate, and intellectually and imaginatively undeveloped men. Cats are the runes of beauty, invincibility, wonder, pride, freedom, coldness, self-sufficiency, and dainty individuality—the qualities of sensitive, enlightened, mentally developed, pagan, cynical, poetic, philosophic, dispassionate, reserved, independent, Nietzschean, unbroken, civilised, master-class men. The dog is a peasant and the cat is a gentleman.
>>218009253blatant liar
>>218008337>men owning cats is a red flagbwhahahaha it's like I was doomed from the start to never have a chance with women.
What if I like most animals, including dogs and cats
>>218008487You’re correct
>>218009253I forgot to mention I'm trans, not sure if that matters.
>>218009034>>218009253Trvkes that mindbroke dogfags.
...all hell breaks loose!
>>218009677>mostwhat animal do you not like?
>>218009940don't samefag you're embarrassing yourself
>>218010029>le samefagImagine being this insecure
>>218010018Insects, arachnids, and some crustaceans. They just make me feel fear and disgust, I have nothing against them personally. If it has more than 4 legs I probably am not a fan.
>>218008298umm I don't think so>d*gs attack humans>cats don't
>But memories grow short...>And some things that should not have been forgotten... weren't remembered...
>>218008287>I can feel it in my water
>>218010670ok retard
>Damn, a woman with unwashed hair has entered your house, now you will die.
My libido.
>>218010745>tsavo>humanspick one
Cats are like if a baby stayed a baby its whole life but was also somehow Japanese.Dogs are like if the perma-baby was Dutch.Two different kinds of autistic baby intelligence to let into your home.
whatcha gonna do about it?
