ITT: Breast implants and a gym membership would’ve solved all of their problems
>>218010556Umm I happen to have seen ThoracBirch’s bewbs in American Beauty and they’re pretty neat
>>218010586Doesn’t her character in American Beauty explicitly believe that breast implants will solve all of her problems?
>>218010556Bro both their tits were fucking ‘uge
>>218010556Punk rock is over.
>>218010556It's my wife's favorite movie.What does it mean bros?
Such a brilliant movie and incredibly underrated.
>>218011114She wants to plow Steve Buscemi
>>218010556>Yes, I've been plow-ow-in'>Pickin' cotton all day long
>>218011114She's a keeper.
>>218011138You guys up for some reggae tonight?
Blueshammer RULES
>>218011114This >>218011142 if she looks like Enid.
>>218011246She kinda does but she's Japanese. Never saw the movie myself btw
>>218010556Those girls are supposed to be "ugly" yet they're more attractive than modern actresses Hollywood tries to sell as "hot".
>>218011289scarjo was never considered ugly
>>218011328It's all about the clothes and her posture.
>>218011230Goddamn right they do.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z97FaPFkkcc
>>218010556They're average women. What problems could they possibly have to deal with? Their lives are on easy mode and they'll never face hardships ever
>>218011415>tfw you are basically Seymour but would love to get some kind of lobotomy so you'd stand up and dance to Blueshammer and be a bluepilled normie
>>218011515Drinking more will help.
>>218011268>took the chinkpillBrother…
As a nerdy 36yo boomer, do I have a chance with an art hoe like Enid?
>>218010738i think she points at some money jar and says she had saved for a tit jobbut points out she dont need that anymore cuz they are so huge
>>218010556If this movie were made today the girls would be following around bushemi's charecter to post him on tiktok without his consent.
>>218011593only if you move to a small town
>>218011797I thought she was getting a reduction because she thought they were too big. She even wears baggy clothes to hide them, like a lot of titcows in high school.
>>218010556Fat Enid wife with very hairy armpits, legs, happy trail, nipples, and ass and saggy saggy long titteroonies.