Tomb Raider is about HER story
>>218010926Lara Croft is barely a character and the plot in these games is fucking pointless and retarded.
>>218010926Who goes to see these movies for the plot
LOL
>>218011108I'm not even mad. It's better casting than the Swede who played nu-Lara. They should give her bigger tits though.
>>218010926there is no other side you stupid bitch
>>218010926Somebody post the tourettes bimbo
>>218010926the fuck is she talking about. this is on the same level as calling terminator fans women haters.
>>218010926>If you are hot you can't have a personality ?????
>>218010926>here is your lara croft butt bro
>>218010926>HER storyhertory*
Lara Croft is just female Indiana Bond
>>218010926the full quote in context isn't as bad as y'all y'all y'all have been posting.she doesn't say she won't be attractive and appealing, she just says it will mostly about her day to day life, changing tampons and sitting down to piss.that's a side of lara we haven't yet seen.also they'll have a scene with her trapping the butler in the toilet or freezer or whatever it was so he vibrates a lot inside there.i'll watch it if it has no darkies in it whatsoever, and just has thoroughbred English people in it as it should in order to accurate represent what a pure world used to be like when the game was made.
>>218011842By Allah behave “y’all”self or get a taste of my shoe
>>218010926>it's about her and her story and what drives herI mean they already did this in 2006 without making her unsexy, or arguably in the 2001 movie
>>218010926And I will clap when you'll bomb, you stupid feminist invader
>>218010926>2013 this time she will be unsexy and we'll tell her story instead of what you want>2015 this time she will be unsexy and we'll tell her story instead of what you want>2017 this time she will be unsexy and we'll tell her story instead of what you want>2019 this time she will be unsexy and we'll tell her story instead of what you want>2024 this time she will be unsexy and we'll tell her story instead of what you want>2026 this time she will be unsexy and we'll tell her story instead of what you wantLara Croft had a story and was a character until woketards touched her. Same can be said for having a fanbase
>>218011448lmao
Tomb Raider was 30 years ago and I dont remember any of my friends or classmates saying the game or the movie was good.
Bitch this is not your story. You didn't create it
>>218011161This is also nu-Lara, dumbass. Both are utter shit casting.
>>218010926Slay Kween, I can't wait! I've already decentered my whiteness and decolonized my male gaze in anticipation. Hopefully Lara will return all stolen artifacts to their rightful indigenous owners and pay reparations to the Global Majority!
>>218010926I have yet to see a woman who hides her "strengths"
>>218013350>2013 this time she will be unsexy and we'll tell her story instead of what you wantthe 2013 game didn't entirely deprive her of all sexuality, they basically implied she got dicked down before the events of the game
>>218014332I don’t want to play as a roastie. who the fuck wrote this?
>>218010926This is 2016 marketing all over again.
>>218014332NuLara was an ugly desexualized lame dumb chick
She is a piece of ass actual gamers (men) use to get off and little more.
>>218010926>Calls herself ugly to promote her own movieLmao
>>218010926>>218011108>>218011719>>218014332
>>218010926This stupid bitch knows nothing of the character she's playing if she thinks being hot was the entire character
>>218014332>Kilimanjaro >ruins >Tanzania >ruins
>>218013909>I have yet to see a woman who hides her "strengths"Kek
>>218010926They say the same thing with every new piece of shit.
>>218014837>Kilimanjaro >cute guys>Tanzania>cute guys
>>218010926What the fuck drives her? She's an unimaginably rich bored bitch retardess.
>>218014915Both are right. Tomb Raider was advertised by sexualizing Lara even if she wasn't sexualized in the games.
>>218014915WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO PRATCHETT'S DAUGHTERHOLY FUCKI LOOKED IT UP AND ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT ALAN MOORE'S DAUGHTER WAS PRATCHETT'S DAUGHTER
