>It's another 30 minutes of nothing ever happensBravo HBO...
The mystery meat girl died lol.
>>218011201Why is old Westeros so diverse? There's blacks and asians and browns even though they were supposed to live in different lands
>>218011232>ummm why do dragons exists in westeros?????
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>>218011232Ah and here i thought they might have learned their lesson ftom Hotd, shan't be watching.
>>218011120Stuff did happen though? Do you need to watch a YouTube reaction video to pick up on what's going on?
>>218011295Because the Targs and Vals brought them over. Are you retarded?
>>218011120just skip to 23 minutes when the flashback starts.
>>218011356The Targs are the type of people who would bring masses of Dothraki over to depress the Westerosi man's salary
It's funny how even a prestigious HBO show is now 30 minute episodes. Give it a few years and we will have 5-10 minute weekly "shorts" as the standard tv medium
>>218011201One of the ugliest girls you could possibly cast as well
>>218011120YOU WILL WATCH THE BROWN UGLY DEI WOMANAND YOU WILL BE HAPPY
>>218011453you're annoyed about the wrong thing. all streaming services measure success as minutes watched now, the same as online video like Youtube, because of how revenue is tied to ads. so we get a solid 2 hour story like this padded out to over 3 hours 20 minutes, and divided into 6 episodes, to the detriment of its potential quality (which was high, the show gets most things right). if we could reliably get fanedits it would be one thing but that's not likely. it's also happening on Youtube (retarded 4+ hour podcasts and movie discussion streams) and in music (albums are more than an hour and stuffed with filler). everything is either too long or too short.
>>218011348All the negresses combined only have about 15 minutes of screen time
kek even the final fight scene is too long and structured badly.
>>218011120and this is the culmination...
>>218011649Amazing. You're building a tension for 5 episodes and then waste it on poor directing and flashbacks.
>>218011647out of about 2 hours runtime so far?so 13% or so?
This show feels so low effort, I don't for the life of me understand why people like it. The awkward editing, the modern use of language, the grey and foggy shit everywhere. I can't recalling having watched an uglier show like this, even nu-Shogun wasn't that grim
>>218011725>2 hoursanon the whole show is going to add up to like 200 minutes. it's literally longer than the original theatrical version of Lawrence Of Arabia.
>>218011725177 minutes so far
>>218011295why does every fantasy author of note specificaly exclude nonwhites? >fantasy
>>218011120its already the most BORING fucking cliche tournament fight ever. No chance in hell he would have survived all the blunt strikes to his armor, his entire skull should be merged with the mangled metal of his helmet (which for some reason he wears without padding or anything), but somehow he gets up from the dead after bleeding profusely for probably well over 15 minutes. AND THEN IT TAKES 2 MINUTES (6% of the episode runtime) FOR HIM TO STAND UP lmaooooo this shit is so fucking lame
>>218012205they show off how he got stabbed with a spear through his leg and was walking it off the next day. maybe they are hinting that dunk has some supernatural powers of healing or he's just a really tough lad? idk...
>>218012205THICK AS AN OX
>>218012205there was a 0.01 % chance of him surviving that. lucky fella! almost like the gods were on his side or something
>>218011120>black womyn and dragons: the show>nothing happens: the show>the franchise is still more popular than marvel and star wars combinedHow do they do it?
>>218012564>we lost everythingAmerimutts build their livelihood on land that frequently gets ravaged by mile high soundspeed wind satanic demonic luciferian pillars of death and then act shocked when duuuuh our shit gets destroyed and our boomer family members get swept away and their mangled bodies are found miles away, how could that have happened! No one could've predicted this!
>>218012205Maybe a skinny little twink limp handily swinging a morning star isn't enough to crush Armor
>>218011232It’s lore accurate. The Andals are white chads who came upon a land of diversity & put it to the sword
