What book would make a better movie?
>>218011740They would both suck because half of the cast would be replaced by niggers and bald lesbians. Haven't you learned anything in the past two decades?
>>218011769No?
Hyperion, although I fantasize about a Book of the new sun film series in the style of david lynch and zach snyder (When he was good)
>>218011882>SARS! WE ARE CINEMA SARS!
>>218011740None. It's never about the source material, but Hollywood jews just running it all to the ground. Severian would be a dirty nigger, all the girls would be fat retard beaners, and the story would have BIBOC and LGBTQ+ as a central themes, creating the most ungodly awful experience that shares nothing at all with the books except the title. I don't know why anyone still want to eat this mud after years of failures, but well, they do have to persist somehow, they don't finance themselves, like the retards who still want videogame remakes even after all this time. Entertaiment industry is done nigger, just enjoy the books, your imagination it's better than any movie could be and it's all yours.
i'll take either
>>218011740Why would I want to see these books ruined by Hollywood?
Long Sun better than either
>>218011740i really dont wanna see Hyperion done as generic marvel sci-fi.
Hyperion should be a miniseries with each story animated with a different artsyle.
I'll just get grok to make me The Shadow of the Torturer in the style of angels egg
>>218011740The Book of the New Sun is easier to adapt, Hyperion is all over the place
>fucks his underage grandma How would Hollywood deal with this storyline?
hyperion but each of the storytellers are played by fat african american women
>>218012608>oooh Shrike you gon make me squirt
>>218012563its pretty wll structured which makes it great for a series.Fuck they could even expand on it by adding more pilgrims.But truth be told the priests story will always be the best one.
>>218012019I saw a virgin Severian vs chad Typhon meme before I read the books and now I can only imagine Typhon loking that way
Botns is so bad 70% of the time.
>>218012824this one?
>>218012874yes
Most of Book of the New Sun is about Severian's narration and internal dialog. It would suck ass on screen.
>>218011882>zach snyder (When he was good)
>>218012012This.Be glad they were written back when books still catered to normal people and men got pubblished
>>218012977He's good when he's kept away from the script and just sticks to directing
>>218013005He doesn't ruin everything when he has a scene by scene, line by line, storyboard to follow.At best. And that was ages ago.
>>218012936>Long shots of severian riding through the ruins of a highly advanced sci Fi worldOh yeah totally ass anon, not kino at all
>>218013102Have you seen modern CGI? Or do you think they will be filming on set in the mountains and constructing Typhon's shuttles?
>>218011740Hyperion could work easily as a mini series because its just sci-fi Canterbury tales. Idk how in the world you would adapt book of new sun you might as well animate it Xavier style and have random artists do each episode.
>>218012977if he could get back to that sucker punch style and nobody lets him near the writing it could be good
>>218011740Aren't these both kid's books?
Makes way more sense than either of the two you mentioned. For a limited series, of course.
>>218013276Cugel's Saga clears but feminists would go into conniptions
>>218013306Oops, I meant Eyes of the Overworld. Cugel's Saga is the sequel.
>>218011740I would prefer both because I want both to be ruined. You should have learned your lesson by now. Idris Elba in both.
>>218012012Based
>>218012576By conducting Tel Aviv sanctioned hands on research at the local Nursing Home
I could see apple doing a good job with this
>>218013455>He fell for the Apple is actually making good shit memeGood goy
