Dunkbroken editionprevious >>218011752
Dunk beating the fuck out of Aerion is the first time I think I ever actually shouted at my screen kill him
>>218012999both of those niggas should be of their injuries or sepsis. absolutely Spartacus-levels of retarded gore injuries...
>>218013016why is a whore sitting with the nobles?
>get up sir... Get up!... GET UP!
>>218012999>when it's that time of the month, but you still want her
>>218013016of course there's a black guy in the audience
>YOU CANT JUST SHOW WHERE DUNK GOT HIS MORALS FROM THEN I HAVE TO LOOK UP FROM MY PHONE!!!!!!>THERE WASN'T EVEN A DRAGON ROAR TO TELL ME SOMETHING IMPORTANT WAS HAPPENING!!!!>BARTENDER GET ME ANOTHER IPA!!!!
>>218013028should be dead* of
>>218013026The Dunk vs Aerion scenes were actually well done. It just that they should've showed more of the actual fucking trial of 7
For everyone so broken up about Baelors death remember Khaleesi does have a charity for brain injuries
>>218012999Someone runs this through the smiley face app.PLEASE.
GET UP
Hey no spoiler pleaseI still haven't watched the episode
>>218013016SEX WITH RED
Baelorbros...
>>218013020yeahapparently Arlan saw the last dragon as a kid
>>218013026because he will die by drinking wild fire i wonder if this will be showed in the last episode
>>218013045BESSIE
>>218013065Baelor dies Beesbury diesHumpfrey diesDunk and Egg die at Summerhall
>>218013032She was a date of one the lords.
>>218013045>instead let's watch teenage Dunk love drama with some ugly brown girl in Flea Bottom, that's surely a better use of the episode's time. Certainly it isn't possible to communicate the idea of Dunk having a rough childhood and being saved by Ser Arlan, it has to be done this way. Better yet, insert it right in the middle of the trial because why not? Everyone who doesn't like this is a low attention span plebian unlike myself, a very smart person.
>>218013085>Dunk and Egg die at Summerhall
>>218013073That shit happens 20 years after Ashford so no
>>218013085>Dunk and Egg """"die"""""" at Summerhall
>war lance in the guts >flail or mace in the head multiple times >daggered multiple times >not to mention other injuriesHow the fuck is dunk alive or continues to be a knight after this?
>>218013087>Everyone who doesn't like this is a low attention span plebianCorrect
>>218013107retard strength
the number one job of a kingsguard is to murder beesburys.
I want to thank everyone on /tv/, in the dunkakino threads for keeping quiet about Baelor's imminent death leading up to the episode.Hits a lot harder for the showfags who can't read and it's just such so nice that everyone could keep it together all these weeks.
>>218012999>why was the fight scene bad1) it was just generally much too long2) it micro-focussed on Dunc v Aerion like in the book, but because unlike the book the story isn't just from Dunc's POV that had the effect of making the Trial of Seven conceit feel like pointless background detail that never had any impact. if no one is going to help Aerion or Dunc we need to understand why everyone is tied up so it feels organic. instead the 12 other participents mostly felt like background extras, squandering over 2 hours 30 minutes of buildup. 3) the entire rest of the show was telling us that Aerion was a pussy who wanted to avoid a fair fight and only suggested the trial , then the actual events are him outskilling Dunc who just doesn't die because he's the protagonist. it would have been much more satisfying if Dunc had mostly curbstomped him once they were both unhorsed. 4) Duncan generally got too many injuries, deflating any tension. it didn't match the "realism" of the setting or of this show in particular. his armour randomly protects him perfectly or provides zero protection depending on where in the scene we are. then he appears to die before reviving because everyone claps like he's fucking Tinkerbell. any visceral feeling of suspense dissipates.
What’s next Ser Ducan the Small? Jesus Christ
>>218012999Is it actually a 10/10 to you guys? I'll be fair and call it a 7/10- the parts of the fight I could see were great, but the flashback was mid (Arlan really saved it from being totally terrible) and took up way too much time.
>>218013107Dunks greatest strength is hes an absolute tank.
post you're best got/dark souls mashup
>>218013038shut up... Shut the fuck up!... SHUT UP!
>>218013107The human body is remarkably resilient if the person is healthy and in good shape, unless you target very specific areas like the heart or crucial arteries, or the brain just ask Baelor. It is possible for Dunk to survive if all the blows avoided sensitive organs or were absorbed by the armor, but realistically he should be somewhat crippled after this.
>>2180131298/10 I think.Last episode was better
>>218013056Foreshadowing kino!
>>218013087Tbh I was annoyed too until they cut the girls throat and then Ser Arlan attacked.
>>218013107He is a big guy
>lance going through mailreasonable>dagger going through mail with barely any force behind itwhat kind of a hack wrote this? you use the dagger to stab in the unarmored parts
>>218013018God I want to worship this man
>>218012358this is a historic coat of arms. Reality is just as silly
>>2180131299/10 for me.>6/10 for flashback>12/10 for trial
>>218013107basically all the stabs did nothing because he was wearing armor. dunk is retarded so brain injuries dont effect him
Baelor leaning over to Raymun of all people with a smile saying Makeor is strong was so cute it tore my heartLike within an hour you get knighted and hear the last words of the Prince spoken directly to you
>>218013136>If only you knew how strong my dear brother really is.
>>218013124This. This is all my issues with this episode.
>Raymund saves Duncan's life twice by attacking Aerion.>Duncan's helmet tanks Aerion's flail, Maekar's mace and Steffon's sword.Raymund and Steely Pate were the MvPs
>>2180131298.5 out of 10Would've been a 9.5 if they showed more of the battlefield during the duel
>>218013107Milk of the poppy for a couple of days and he'll be fine
>>218013125Duncan the small is Egg's eldest son. He names all his kids after Duncan and his brother Dareon. Kind of an asshole move for Egg not to name one for Baelor after Baelor died for him.
Why was I led to believe that Dunk is some S tier fighter and not just some tanky fuck who can take immense punishment?
My fingers feel like wood
>>218013162Now that's a knight I'd hate to fight
>>218013085>Dunk and Egg die at SummerhallOh my sweet summer child, have you not heard? Dunk survives Summerhall, confirmed
>>218013162>Ser David of house Cock-smasher
>>218013158>>dagger going through mail with barely any force behind ityeah this was actually cringe. Literal "Fuck you basic physics!" moment
>>218013162Swedish Royal Family?
>>218013032She's with the Dondarrion faggot.
>>218013191Because a) he's unproven and since he's the protagonist people expect him to be good, b) Dunk does get good later in life as he accumulates experience and training, but at this point he's just a massive tank who can brawl but isn't particularly skilled.
All of this? Caused by Bran and Bloodraven. Aerion and Daeron are only mad because they are sending them visions through time. The Seven and Old Gods were created by Bran and Bloodraven timetravelling and creating them (humans in Westeros used to be more polytheistic, see the Drowned God, Stormgod, Garth the Green, etc), which means Knighthood was created by them, and when Baelor stands up and says let the gods decide he actually means "Let Bran and Bloodraven decide", and when Arlan of Pennytree rushes out to defend Dunc he says "By the Mother", he really means "by Bran and Bloodraven" and that's also why, by coincidence, all the dark haired Targs die. Beause Bloodraven doesn't like them (that's the only way the 5% Valyrians still have their white hair and purple eyes). Thank you George, I love Time Travel. It doesn't ruin the story and setting at all.
>>218013167>Baelor leaning over to Raymun of all peopleTbh Baelor wasnt all there at that point.
>>218013191Dunk becomes an S-tier fighter later on. Right now, he just has 8 on straight and endurance.
>mace your brother in the back of the head Bit rude
I just wanted to see Raymun beat the seeds out of his rotten cousin :(
>>218013107>war lance in the gutsEven if nothing else did long term damage, he almost certainly would die a slow horrible death in those times from this due to perforated bowel and resulting septicimia. The vikings knew about this and would sometimes ask a friend to kill them before they got too sick and weak.
>>218013129If its not too short, it's a 9 for me
My brother is strong :)
>>2180131297/10 seems appropriate, didn't like the fight scenes and sound effects at all. Shoudda shown more of the charges with other knights. Ending was wrapped up in a weird way too.
>>218013162https://youtu.be/MhI_BBfYcBY
>>218012999God dayum, that was a satisfying episode
Ser Arlan was fucking kino this episode.
>>218013241
Why did Maekor do it?
>>218013087unironically, yes
>>218013218kekit really do be that way... but I'm sure you have redditors doing unironic basedface to such retarded explanations...
>>218013129kek
>>218013261Its called a flail for a reason.
>>218013218So if Bran and Bloodraven are the "gods" representing the weirwoods. How about Rhallor and Azor Ahai bringing people back from the dead? Then we also have the drowned god, Victarion, who is going to sacrifice that pregnant woman on the bow of his ship, taking on the Redwyne Fleet in Winds of Winter. There are multiple "Outer" Gods in the worlds of ASOIAF and they're all trying to gain influence.
>>218013261He was trying to save his son.
>>2180131295/10. I don't like the show and am only watching it becasue ASoIaF + OCD. waste of a good cast. previous episode was the only one that remotely approached decent pacing.
>>218013124I agree with everything except 1, I think if they actually showed the rest of the fight, the kingsguard trying to get to Aerion but being fended off by Dunk's lads, Lyonel knocking one of them bitches out and laughing his ass off, Raymun getting beaten by Steffon at first but holding his own, showed the maneuvering of everyone as the fight progressed, and actually showed why Aerion and Dunk could fight solo for so long and the sacrifices people made, the fight could have been even a bit longer but still been riveting.I think a flashback when Dunk gets knocked out was a good idea by the way, it's just that the flashback was objectively awful, it had nothing to do with Dunk's character, or explored his conflicted motivations/goals of being honorable but also having the poverty stricken ruthless need to survive, or showed his fleabottom upbringings impact on the fight, or had any thematic relevance at all.
>>218013241fk, couldnt be bothered.vaemondglowingredeyes.png
>>218013261His son got castrated and cried out in pain. He doesn't give a fuck and went beast mode to get to his son.
>>218013261he is a dirty little kinslayer
>>218013271beastmode
all i know about house of the dragon is that the hightower lady is ugly and the daughter of the king is pretty
They all talk about how Dunk's such a renowned knight. Is it because he becomes an amazing fighter ala Arthur and Jamie, or is it just because he was a true knight that was true to his vows? I need book spoilers
Also, why didn't the episode follow the book by Baelor suggesting 12 foot training lances? It seemed tactically relevant and easy to port over to the show. Seems like a silly omission
KINSLAYERRR REEEEE
>>218013231It might have been hip hit but still, his hips would be shattered or his guts are gone. He is crippled or dead.
>>218013261Do what? Try to save his son who could be executed by Dunk at any moment, and wreck anyone who tries to get in his way? You're not a father, you wouldn't get it.
>>218013298opposite for me. i find alicent more attractive than the whore of dragonstone
>>218013278>How about Rhallor and Azor Ahai bringing people back from the deadThat's Bran and Bloodraven too. That's why Beric's flame can pass to Lady Stoneheart and why Melisandre sees visions of Jon Snow and a laughing wolf in her flames.
>>218013210The dagger going all the way through Dunk's hand was maybe the most retarded of all
>>218013298Brown hands typed this. Alicent mogged Rhaenyra.
>>218013191because the show is badly adapted and they just have Dunc be whatever is required by the current scene. once unhorsed there is no reason why Aerion would be better at fighting than him other than "dramatic effect".
>>218013305limited timelimited budgetdoesnt change anything
I need as many melee webms you can postyou must postser criston has posted
>>218013311any faggot posting any maekar sigma edits must be reminded this fact.
>>218013299the latterdunk becomes good at combat but never Arthur/Barristan/Jaime levelbut he's a good man who embodies all the virtues of proper knights
>>218013261He was evil and arrogant, an Alien with no respect for Knighthood. He saw his brother taking the side of Andal Good over Valyrian Evil and murdered him for it.
>>218013298>the hightower lady is uglyThat's treason, anon
>>218013299>Is it because he becomes an amazing fighter ala Arthur and JamieSer Duncan the Tall would have no chance against knights like themDunk of Flea Bottom would though
>>218013321they casted monke to play young rhaenyra and some crazy dyke to play the older one. what the fuck is wrong with these showrunners
>>218013298both young and adult Alicent mogs rhaenyrain the books too
>>218013328>limited budget>limited time>doesn't change everything.Literally takes no time or money and changes the whole narrative of fight to the end. It might not change anything in the show because the show didn't actually show any of the other charges except Dunk v Aerion
>>218013284>if they actually showed the rest of the fightyeah that was kind of what I meant by too long.you could say they used the time poorly. there was nothing wrong with having a flashback to Dunc's childhood, but putting it in the middle of a climactic fight is symptomatic of the bad structuring of the show generally.
Unironically kino as these word echoes as Dunk got up
What bothers me the most is I know how Valarr's lines are going to be changed.>Why would the gods take him, and leave you?>Fuck off, ser Duncanc, fuck off.
>>218013298>hightower lady is ugly
the flashback was abysmalOriginal content I assume?
>>218013299Because he has so many adventures that he ends up with way more accomplishments than some good swordsmen that took part in a lot of tourneys
>>218013298Did you get mixed up? The pretty red haired one is Lady Hightower, the ugly white haired one is the Daughter of the King.
>>218013298an actual homosexual in my thread?
>>218013317The religion of R'hllor is completely separate from Westeros, and as far as I know, there aren't any Weirwoods in Ashai. Bloodraven would only have influence where the Weirwood grows.
Anyone have that webm of Vissy missionary-ing young Alicent?
summoning WOIAF chads, is Jewgle AI accurate
>>218013361Yeah. It was 100% show fanfiction.
>>218013124I think the fight scene was too short but it might feel too long because it only concentrated on Dunk vs Aegon and that part was badly written, overtly unrealistic and simply stupid.
>Leave Ser Duncan's virginity to me
>>218013356Get up ya summabitch. Reminded me of Rocky 5
>>218013371>Bloodraven would only have influence where the Weirwood grows.He uses fire too.
Both Baelor and his son both have different colors in each eye in the show
>>218013041Considering the sheer amount of DINDUS and race swapping in THoD compared to this show, I'm shocked people are complaining about maybe one or two extras in the background being black while the rest is 98% white
>>218013305>Baelor suggesting 12 foot training lancesyeah, there is zero reason for the characters to want to actually seriously try to kill each other, they are just trying to resolve Aerion's bullshit. you can still have characters die accidentally. this change bugged me without my remembering what was actually the cause. if they use real war lances mutliple deaths are almost guaranteed, there's no real reason anyone would even bring them to a tourney.
>>218013391Really? I haven't noticed
>>218013299>decent fighter and an absolute tank>actually held the true values of a knight and wasn't just LARPing>actually went out into the world and did shit instead of just standing around looking cool and doing tourneys like 99% of knightsDunk embodied what the small folk saw when they think of a true knight.
>>218013384I want her to slap me
>>218013356>7 Gods revive you to beat incest alien dragon
>>218013298fucking finook. don't come around here no more!
>>218013299GRRM himself doesn't really know the answer to these questions. he's just written outlines and give them to HBO because that's easier than doing finished work.
>>218013294Aerion wasn’t castrated senpai, he goes on to have a son later on
>>218013380good morning shadowbinder sir
>>218013361yesthere is a single sentence mention of the crew Dunk used to run with back when he was an orphan, just a sentence listing their names. the show decided to invent this whole subplot about Rafe being a girl and this weird teenage love drama about her and Dunk
>>218013391Valarrs actually actor had heterochromia so they gave Baleor a contact lense just to keep it consistent I dunno if heterochromia is even genetic like that but it's still neat
>>218013399It’s really hard to notice with Baelor but yet. Not sure why they did this. I didn’t till someone said it
>>218013087Erm ackshually not seeing the fight we spent all season building towards is good. That way we can learn dunk had a retarded friend who repeatedly robbed goldcloaks until she died.
I didn't like how they had Dunks eye open when Aerion KO's him to make him look dead, like what did he actually die for a minute then come back?
>>218013404Dunk...
>>218013107Don't all "big" guys in this setting have some weird genetic buffs?
Imagine Alicent learning about bugs to connect with your autistic daughter
>>218013382>>218013426welp, can't be helped
>>218013354>putting it in the middle of a climactic fightNah I think that could have worked really well. If it actually was 40 minutes of nonstop fighting that would have been hard to do right.If the flashback was thematically relevant, showed something about Dunk that would cause him to keep going, like revealed he's not just an honorable meathead but he actually has an ambitious and ruthless fleabottom side, that would have been the best way to do the episode I think.But they fucked it up
>>218013316>>218013338>>218013321>>218013349>>218013415i just dont like her facelooks like a retard stuck with one expression
>>218013361Ser Arlan turning goldcloaks into minced meat was based>get fucked, pigs, reeeeee
>>218013357>maybe your nigger cousin shouldn't have invoked trial of seven, faggot>be careful not to catch anything in these coming months, faggot
>>218013129>still taking IMDB seriously That website has been compromised since the 2000s with fanboys of certain properties giving either a 1 or 10. Very little inbetween. Hell they rigged the Top 100 at some point just so The Dark Knight was the greatest film of all time according to that website lol
>>218013357He should be angry and Maekar the Kinslayer and Aerion, not Dunk.
God a blackfyre rebellion show would be so good
>>218013380makes a lot of sense. so there's no americas?
mfw people legit expected a DBZ tournament arc with five episodes just over the trial of sevenit's like you never saw a Game of thrones adaptation before
>>218013389Nigga where does he use fire? The fire priests are all R'hllor stuff thousands of years before Blood Raven even became sentient. I'm still on their theory that there are way more Gods influencing the story than just "Bran".
At least now we know why Lyonel was so small, because we never were going to see him do anything
>>218013471It would be 90% bad fanfiction, worse than Dunk and House
>>218013478Cute!
>>218013129It's an 8. Very good overall but massively brought down by the flashback stuff, by showing very little of the actual Trial other than Dunk's POV, and ommiting some details like the tourney lances.The best episode of the show so far is still episode 2. I would say episode 4 but it lacks the "a knight who remembered his vows" moment so it automatically cannot be the best one.
>>218013469Grieving people are not usually known for their rationality.
>random flea bottom merchants dont even want blackfyre trashBASEDASED
>The gooey warm sensation inside her and the sordid knowledge that it was her own beloved son who was emptying his baby-making batter inside her brought Rhaenyra to her own orgasm a moment later, as she shivered and gasped against him, grinding her pelvis against his as he continued filling her.>When their mutual orgasm died down, she collapsed atop him with a long sigh, planting kisses on his shoulder. They said nothing for several moments before she ran her fingers through his brown hair. “Luke…are you alright?”
>>218013356>be me, aryan knight ser spaghetti spillatius>my dick while finally getting to sexo time with my chubby filipina gf
>>218013471That's what people use to say about The Dance of the Dragons.
IT'S THE BRUTE OF BRACKEN !!!
Will Mushroom be in S3 or S4?
did anyone from the bad guys side die?
>>218013523How would he have fared in the trial of seven if he was on either team?
>>218013469valarr being angry at dunk is fine. problem is ira parker can't write dialogue for shit. every original dialogue he's written goes something like>king's landing is shit>what if the free cities are shit too>ser duncan, where's a proper place to take a shit>fucking fuck shit fuck
>>218013471It would spoil House of the Dragon, and they already fucked it up by making the Velaryons black. Daemon Blackyre would be 25% black since his grandmother is DaenaeraVelaryon, who is the granddaughter of the black guy Daemon chopped off in HOTD.
>>218013356>The warrior
>>218013529Yeah Baelor
Dunk's just really good at being stabbed
>>218013526no
>>218013531who cares? he would have spent the entire fight off-screen.
>>218013191>Why was I led to believe that Dunk is some S tier fighter and not just some tanky fuck who can take immense punishment?It's literally just Rocky, man.
>>218012999Disappointing episode
>dunk is coldhandslmao
>>218013016>I'm fucking you in the ass tonight.
>>218013536Why would it be a problem? Just make him black
>>218013045Yeah bro, we need 40 more minutes of bootleg Zendaya.
>>218013531the fact that he drove a blunt axe trough a blackwood cunts helmet in a previous tourney, im guessing pretty well
>>218012999Was this the first episode without a>SHART>PISS>FART>COCKSequence?
>>218013505she could play Marika from elden ring
>>218013325>once unhorsed there is no reason why Aerion would be better at fighting than himBecause he's a well-trained prince with loads of tourney experience while as far as we know Dunk is a big retard who has never been in any sort of fight.It makes sense in the book because Dunk manages to simply overpower him in a hand-to-hand combat that he's used to but nothing in the fight makes sense here because Dunk is never shown to be a brawler and instead of overpowering Aerion he just gets mutilated for half an hour before the murderous sociopath stops fighting for no reason and Dunk makes a magical Hollywood comeback. The more I think about it the more I hate it, what a fucking piece of shit.
>>218013586I think, but we had multiple instances of puke to make up for it.
Flashback ruined it. Totally unecessary and doesn't bold well for things to come once they get past the books.
Why did Aerion withdraw the accusations instead of just yieldingHe could have seen Dunk and his friends killed if he just yielded
>>218013596True my bad. What could they have planned for the finale? Cum? Period blood?
>>218013581>Daemon BLACKfyre>His mother is the eldest daughter of Aegon III>His father is the eldest son of Viserys II>Pure ValyrianWE WUZ KINGS AND SHIET AND THOSE DIRTY TARGS WITH HIS HISPANIC ANCESTRY STOLE THE CROWN FROM US
>>218013380Qarth is supposed to be Qart-hadast aka Carthage. It's weird oligarchic government reflects that, location is also somewhat similar.
>>2180131295/10. God awful flashback. Fumbled trial. The previous episodes got my hopes up, but I was retard for not believing they'd fuck it up as usual
>>218013330
>>218013505can we get an ai video of this?or would that be considered pizza?
>>218013479>A face took shape within the hearth. Stannis? she thought, for just a moment … but no, these were not his features. A wooden face, corpse white. Was this the enemy? A thousand red eyes floated in the rising flames. He sees me. Beside him, a boy with a wolf’s face threw back his head and howled.>Yet now she could not even seem to find her king. I pray for a glimpse of Azor Ahai, and R’hllor shows me only Snow. “Devan,” she called, “a drink.” Her throat was raw and parchedAlso, they can invade dreams. There are no Weirdwoods on Dragonstone, but he was still able to send the Dagger Vision to Aegon. The Three-Eyed Crow came to Bran in his dreams.
>>218013026>t. goycattle
>>218013338kys
>>218013370She does tease with her feet a lot
>>218013069who's the actress?she's perfect for the goonfolder
>>218013635Is this supposed to be sexy
>>218013635Her body looks like a fridge bro. She has no tits, no hips and her face hit a wall.
>>218013607You never know with these hollywood folk, their creativity knows no bounds
>>218013038>Get him ser he's right there!
>>218013595>"I passed out but then the whole crowd started clapping and I gained a second wind like a superhero while aerion just stood there doing nothing!" Fuck off show
>>218013444she's had lots of practice
>>218013471Anything that does not strictly follow the written source material quickly devovles into the sloppiest trash possible
>>218013635Incredibly unflattering dumpy body
>>218013635wowzers
>GoT ruined>HotD ruined>AKotSK ruinedGRRM really is cursed isn't he. He has to spend the last years of his life watching his life's work being turned to shit by retards he initially believed in.
wait is the alicent buttplug real?
>>218013536>It would spoil House of the Dragon, and they already fucked it up by making the Velaryons black. Daemon Blackyre would be 25% black since his grandmother is DaenaeraDaenaera isn't 100% black.Tracking from just her line would make Daemon Blackfyre 6.25% black, but there are more Velaryons in the other lines, so Daemon would be 22.65625% black.House of the Dragon already internally doesn't make sense since a lot of the very white targaryens should be like 1/3rd black according to their black velaryon take.
>>218013675>>218013653>>218013648what would you have me do
>>218013595I'm basically agreeing with you, the issue is the show failing to convey things and substituting generic hollywood tropes. don't forget also that dunc is canonically 7' tall. skill stops mattering if his armour works and he can get within reach. but the show was completely uninterested in that dynamic.
>>218013682Good. That's what he gets for being fat and lazy.
That was one of the biggest and most popular episodes of tv ever, I hope you enjoy living through it anons. We only get stuff like this once every few years
why are you people so autistic? they are going to cast a regular targ shit for daemon
>>218013693get a boobjob
>Dunk walks around on a speared leg>Walks off a lance to the gutthe fuck do they feed them in Fleabottom
>>218013612>>218013603>>218013582>>218013499Why'd you hate the flashback aside from the girl being n-word adjacent? They've been filling out his backstory gradually, being a runt in fleabottom and becoming squire seems necessary to cover.> showing very little of the actual Trial other than Dunk's POVThis I can at least understand especially since they hyped the tourney stuff so much we ought to at least have seen some volleys of it. But you can't really whine about accuracy then since it's Dunk's POV in the book.
>>218013682HotD was always just an outline that GRRM couldn't be bothered to finish properly. we were lucky to get 1 and a half good seasons. Kot7K was never going to work strung out to over 3 hours unless they literally did a seven-samurai-tier job writing it.
>>218013726Bowls of brown made from severed human heads on spikes meat
>>218013693desperately needs a bbl, but for the boobs
How would he do in the Trial?
>>218013087Anon, it is of paramount importance to the showrunner that we showcase to everyone how niggers are good for nothing thieves who deserve to get their throats slit.
>>218013710It's literally their canon that the velaryons are black? Are we just going to erase the Velaryons are black now? Literally, a plotpoint of Game of Thrones is the genetics behind a person's ancestry with Joffrey. It would actually be so racist to take the throne away from Daemon to give it to the white guys so I'm all for it.WE WUZ KINGS
>>218013756yes
>>218013743Strafe around the arena on horseback before charging the weakest dismounted guy. Repeat.
>>218013743Probably extremely well
>>218013231>>218013107
>>218013743all opposing knights dead instantly. then their wives run onto the field and he fucks them all followed by their daughters and other female relatives. then he is gifted the Reach and master of coin and the crown of the 7 kingdoms and also he's part-demon.
>>218013743he enables noclip and aimbot at the start and clears the field with his BFG 10k
>>218013756>It's literally their canon that the velaryons are black?Valyrians in the shows can be any race (showrunners went with negroes darker than Wesley Snipes instead of some Albanians for the Velaryons). If you have white hair, you're of "impeccable Valyrian stock."
>>218013735>Why'd you hate the flashbackBecause it was completely irrelevant to the fight, revealed nothing new about Dunk, explored nothing interesting, the girls story was predictable and flat and badly executed, and Arlen's weird ignoring (or not noticing Dunk) for days didn't make any sense. >>218013740>Kot7K was never going to work strung out to over 3 hours They almost did make it work though. This episode was bad, but it's not like HotD where they botched every character and plot up, the makings of a great episode were right there, they just botched the landing
>>218013693No real cure for fridge physique. Fake tits won't add curves just looks even more bolted on. Lose weight and pray? Some brazilian fat injection to the thighs?
>>218013735>being a runt in fleabottom and becoming squire seems necessary to cover.He already told us this though (even though he was never a runt) it literally wasn’t necessary to cover. Even in the books Dunk doesn’t give the full detail about the names of the kids he ran around with until the third book. It was not at all necessary and not nearly as good as seeing more of the fight they hyped would have been. And not as good as it would have been if they just used the fight as it was but not spoiled the pacing. The flashback itself was also stupid he’s supposed to be 6 years old when Arlan takes him on not a fourteen year old in love.Anyone who doesn’t get that the reason he’s receptive to Egg in episode 2 is that Dunk was a poor orphan from flea bottom is not paying attention
>>218013743Not very well in the first charge but once in the melee, he'd excel because he doesnt wear armor and wouldnt be rolling in the mud like the others
>he/him>female voice
>>218013618This shit is so retarded I can't believe you people buy it.
>>218013792>They almost did make it work though.no they didn't. the pacing has been bad from the first episode. the casting is the only 10/10 thing about it. shame because the story obviously falls into 4 episodes, or 3 episodes with a long resolution.
>>218013803>>218013675>>218013648>>218013653>>218013724buncha gay ahh niggas
>>218013821He was suppose to be man?
>adding niggers to a story about white men Criminal
>>218013792It wasn't just irrelevant, it outright goes against Dunks characterization in the book and makes the fight make even less sense.Dunk beats the prince into submission because in Flea Bottom he used to be... some mongrels bitch.
Cute and canon!
>"The visor is cracked">But Baelor, you have no visor>Oh shit
>>218013016without extra frame
What a waste of a good combat episodefucking 3/4s wasted on a fucking flashbackIM FUCKING UPSET
TAOOBA!
>>218013839She was playing a man, yes.
>>218013792>it's not like HotD where they botched every character and plot upepisodes 1, 2, 4 and 7 of season 2 were better than this. I think most of the problems of that show is that GRRM just gave them an outline, well-paced TV is far more difficult than just showing a series of events, especially when the plot is a about a complicated war with no obvious sympathetic protagonists.
>>218013397Well, what can I say? My anti-woke radar is tuned to pre-2014 settings, my tolerance is very low.
>>218013743Didn't he goon Falyse's husband by killing his horse when he charged Bronn in a duel?
People are putting WAYYYY too much stock in the muttgirl considering the flashback was to show Dunk meeting Arlan and showing the incredible resilience he had during all that. Hitting rock bottom but pursuing the single life line he thought he had left. Good lord these threads are so full of tryhard brainlets.
>LE DUNK SHOULD HAVE BTFO THE SMALLER GUY IN 5 SECONDS COZ HES BIGand so he did but after taking a fuckton of punishment i dunno why u so mad
YOU AREABLACKFYREBASTARD!
>>218013384Do we know who's gonna play her?
>>218013894That could've been done without spending 20 minutes of the 30 minute episode of just Dunk following Arlan around
>>218013896He took too much punishment, you aren't fixing a lance through the gut with hot wine
>>218013858>>218013016its directed like I'm supposed to know who this woman is and care about her warming to Dunc, but instead she's just an extra. weird choices.
>>218013906Zendaya
>Duncan slowly gets back up.>"I'm not gonna run away, I never go back on my word! That's my knighto: my knight way. Believe it!"I thought this part was cheesy.
Updated Fight Recap1st pass>Beesbury vs Kingsguard: indecisive>Hardyng vs Kingsguard: Hardyng killed>Duncan vs Aerion: Duncan injured>Baelor vs Maekar: indecisive>Lyonel vs Kingsguard: indecisive>Raymun vs Steffon: indecisive>Robyn vs Daeron: Daeron takes a dive2nd pass>Beesbury vs Kingsguard: Beesbury killed>Duncan vs Aerion: Duncan unhorsed>Baelor vs Maekar: Baelor unhorsed3rd pass>Raymun flanks and unhorses Aerion>Aerion and Duncan begin fighting>Maekar lands a charging mace blow to Duncan>Robyn vs Kingsguard: indecisive>Baelor unhorses Maekar4th pass>Aerion and Duncan continue fighting>Raymun saves Duncan with a charging sword blow to Aerion's head>Steffon lances Raymun>Robyn vs Kingsguard: indecisive5th pass>Duncan and Aerion continue fighting>Steffon delivers a charging sword blow to Duncan6th pass>Duncan and Aerion continue fighting>Lyonel and Kingsguard engage with swords from horseback>Raymun delivers another charging sword blow to Aerion's head7th pass>Duncan and Aerion continue fighting>Maekar knocks Baelor down>Maekar unhorses Lyonel>Robyn continues making passes at unknown targetsThe Brawl>Duncan rises for his final clash with Aerion>Baelor and Lyonel are fighting Maekar>Raymun and Steffon are fighting on foot>Maekar hits Baelor in he head>Aerion yieldsInferred>one of the kingsguard was incapacitated by Lyonel, Raymun or Robyn offscreen>Robyn spent the 7th pass onward engaging both remaining kingsguard on horsebackMVP>Raymun FossowayApple lad unhorsed Aerion, dealt serious damage to him, saved Duncan's life twice, and kept Steffon occupied the whole trial. Plus there's a 1/3 chance he also took out a kingsguard. Ducan for sure got the stronger of the two apples on his side.
>>218013635Would. Also women do stuff like this and then complain about le patriarchy objectifying them.
>>218013921You gotta look up from your phone sometimes when watching shows anon.
>>218013902DAMN RIGHT
>>218013902At least I didn't taint the bloodline with dirty dornish blood
>oh I'm alright it's not too bad>takes his helmet off>realises half his head is missing>diesGus Fring ahh death
>2/3rds of the episode just just a flashbackWhy? That could've been wrapped up in 5 minutes? Why spend 20 minutes on it?
>>218013928My two HEROES.
>>218013847anon you can't show a medieval street urchin being a sexist bully as a result of his lack of parenting that would be insane!
>>218013938*shoots an arrow to his knee*
>>218013735>Why'd you hate the flashback aside from the girl being n-word adjacent?Because the parts of the flashback that are truly relevant for the theme of the Trial are only a small percentage of what the flashback entailed. Like two thirds of the flashback are unnecessary shit that stops mattering the moment that girl's throat is slit. It should've lasted 4-5 mins tops.
Well i guess i wont be watching. Chinese/indian/russian/filipinos need to pull their thumb out and get uploading
>>218013613>Almost single handedly takes out 4 of the 7Shitposting aside, I think Bobby B would've met his match with this guy
>>218013936who was she and what was she established as feeling about the situation in previous episodes? >>218013951streaming shows are monetized by audience minutes viewed.
>>218013930Beesbury dies in the first pass. Maekar picks up an unbroken lance off his dead body here >>218013613
Is that a panty line grown into his ass fat?
>>218013930It's either Fossoway or Robyn. That dude didn't even have a helmet, just chainmail
sooooooooooooooooooowhat caused valyria to be destroyed?why?also why is there no mages in this MUH REALISM universe?
>>218013969Torrents have been out on tgx for hours.
>im gonna submit Aerion for sure>Aerion...has good swordsmanship>but nobody check...grappling
>>218013969Get better sites faggot https://www.cineby.gd/tv/224372/1/5?play=true
>>218013938great, Henry Cavill's PR firm is here and is going to explain to us why WH40K is a promising IP to adapt and how Zack Snyder should still be in charge of the DC universe.
>>218013894this >>218013916as soon as dunk went down and the screen went black i knew we werent going to see shit of the actual trial of seven. nobody turns on hbo to watch a kid limp after an old drunk while the drunk's shit singing in foreignspeak goes on in the background
>>218013969retardD1423D5D61D5B388030DBCD3D94CC5C0FECC025F
>>218013984Faceless men assassins paid by Lannister gold killed the Valyrian fire mages that prevented the Fourteen Flames from erupting
>>218013984There was fire mages but they got wiped out. No one knows. People think it was the maesters, slave rebellion, faceless men, or the power just got out of control.
>>2180131294/10Whole season of build up for almost all the action to be off screen. It's really just dunc and gayreon rolling around in the mud for a bit with maximum cliche drama added in, like wounds that would have killed him.
>>218013984vargo hoat ate em all
>>218013613>pick up lance>drive it through armoured war horse with zero momentum behind itfuckning incredible lol
>>218013984the point of it is so nobody knows for sure niggy
>>218013873Bit weird but okay
>half the season is about a tourney>nothing about the tourney is ever explained and the presentation is utterly nonsensical>a big trial is introduced and a nobody has to find six guys to fight with him>some nameless guys show up in the next scene without reason>big fight with 14 guys>actually it's just 1 guy getting mutilated for half an hour before a magical comeback while the nameless guys are killed offscreen>meanwhile lots of dicks, shit and niggers10/10 you did it again nepojews
>>218013984There was water mages too. I think they got wiped by Valryians. Kind of like dance of the dragons they just killed each other till no one was really left. Also when dragons die = magic dies. They are tied according to GRRM
>>218013938why is he pointing towards his dick
>>218013985this gets torrented immediately but there is no Wuthering Heights camrip for me to laugh at? where is the justice in this world!
>>218013920The chainmail made it a flesh wound instead of a gut wound, and the Targaryens brought a maester in case the princes take a beating Egg will have him see
>>218013920Now that think about it, is the lance hit in the books?
Why did they have to make Lyonel such a jobber. I wanted to see him fuck up some Kingsguards while laughing. Like just one scene would have made it much better>>218014030>He is... strong
>Eye fucked up>Multiple stab/cut wounds>A lance so deep in the stomach he had to pull it out>Rises to win in the end because he's a true knightAnime shit
>>218013992Thanks dad x
>>218013984>what caused valyria to be destroyed?Fire God fuckup. There's supposed to be a balance between the god of fire and the god of ice. Targs fucked it up with magic somehow. >also why is there no mages in this MUH REALISM universe?There are. Melisandre is a mage, Quaithe literally explains that the dragons are causing magic to become easier. You have people returning from the dead (Cat, Jon, Dondarrion, The Mountain). The world is closer to magic or closer to naturalism by some unseen forces (gods?).
>>218013945you dirtied it with weird brown eastern blood insteadneed i remind you your last surviving male heir was a literal ogre from WoW? too much essosnigger blood
>>218014054>why didn't he die randomly from a stray arrow like my epic game of thrones????
>>218014054the lance was a bit too much
>>218014053After the charge you see him fighting a KG on horseback. The next time he appears he's charging towards Maekar. You can assume he therefore defeated his previous opponent. Not exactly jobbing.
>>218014040anon the whole tournament got called off and 3 knights of noble birth died because one member of the royal family got in a fight with a commoner and used a legalistic means to evade the consequences. it makes perfect sense, GRRM is a literary genius.
So got is not light fantasy or high fantasyits just boring medieval setting?why have cool stories about magic etc and never use them|?FUCKING LAMEEEEEEEEEE
New thread when???
>>218014075They could've had him get his shit pushed in in a more believable way at least.
>>218013984Bran and BloodravenTo set up the world for Azor Ahai, aka Arya Stark, to kill The Night KingThere are mages, such as the Chronomancers Bran and Bloodraven who literally control everything that ever happened using their control over the timeline, Pyromancers / Shadowbinders like Melisandre and the Warlocks of Quarth who are immortal (until Dany kills them, then they stop being Immortal)
>>218014054in fairness he did have to go into standby mode to install updates and buffer the next scene.
>>218014086Low IQ
>>218013045Watching kino is a private thing, how are you going to whip it out and wack off during the designated nude scenes with people around? its just obscene
>>218013930nice write up
>>218014092neverfuck this brownslop show/tv/ is just filled with goycattle that's why anons like it
>>218014086I mean GRRM set out to have as little magic in his stories as possible and have it be only in the background for the most part. But as the stories grew he couldn't avoid making it part of teh core story. GRRM loves non magic fantasy tales
>>218014086high fantasy is for faggotsthe way magic works in GoT is much better
Aerion did nothing wrong.Dunk lost fair and square. Aerion could've taken off his head but chose not to desecrate his corpse because he's magnanimous.
>>218014075that also happens in LOTR. >Isildur died on the way back to his home planet
MAEKAR IS A KINSLAYING BITCHBLACKFYRE RISES
>Dunk gets stabbed, blugeoned and generally just fucked up like 50 times.>Everyone else is down/dead in one hit.>Even the big bad is basically crippled by a sword jabbed into his thigh.Funny.I relate a lot to Dunk in this show, he entered a 7vs7 and nobody fucking helped him whilst the rest of the enemy team gang banged him in succession, but he still carried. Reminds me of every single multiplayer game I ever have played with my dumb useless fucking friends.
I like that Dunk didn't just beat Aerion in a sword fight, that would have been dumb. But he beat him in the mud in a scrap since he grew up in flea bottom
>>218014120sex magick
>>218014131Dunk is just that guy.keeps getting back up no matter what
>>218014119>as little magic as possible>zombies, ice elves, 800 foot ice wall in first chapter>wolf prophecies in second chapter>book ends with dragonsGRRM's sales pitch and what he actually does have never been closely related.
>>218014054Wrong- typical HOLLYWOOD bullshit- if it were an anime we would've gotten multiple jousts setting up rivalries before the final fight while our protagonists watch from the side and comment/explain the rules of jousting to us. Would've been kino of the highest order had they made it more like anime, but instead we get ten seconds of 'make it dark/foggy so the audience can't see shit' like modern western action sloppa
>>218013026you must be really sad and lonelygo outside more, anonand check your testosterone levels
>>218014120>high fantasy is for faggotswritten like a true sissy boyso scared of creativity you run back to your safe edgy realism "fantasy"
>>218014092bump
>>218014131High CON build
>>218013543t.
>>218014156>while our protagonists watch from the side and comment/explain the rules of jousting to us.lmao, true
>>218014145IRL swords are not good against full plate armour. if Aerion so much as slips then Dunc immediately gets on top of him and wins even unarmed. would have been a better way for the fight to go IMHO.
>>218014163he made int is dump stat and put it all into con and str
>>218014160>oh we must defeat the dark lord of muffengardinard with the power of shabalabalam, we'll ally up with the elfs of bumblefuck and ride towards aribamor. But be careful for they're protected by the curse of habumbelul
>>218013107he's blessed by the godsread the fucking books, heathen
>>218014131>nobody fucking helped himRaymun hits Aerion twice, Baelor and Lyonel hold off Maekar twice, Harding and Beesbury die fighting the Kingsguard and Robyn also fights the Kingsguard presumably. I bet you think you carry every game while actually jobbing like a retard
>>218013158it should've been a rondel dagger and we're good.they should be using them anyway since plate is so fucking common in westeros
>>218014131I mean the goal for them is to kill Dunk and end it to win
>>218014145No that was the book version. Here they actually did have a sword fight.
>>218014034>Bit weird but okayYeah and unprecedented
>>218014086it's pulp
>>218013107He's being protected by the mother retard. people claim that the seven dont do shit in ASOIAF, but there's clear intervention when a pure soul does whats right
>>218014181So he's not just a good man from humble beginnings? Lame.
>>218014179proving my point lmao
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>>218014201gods I forgot about this cringe trannywhy did you have to dig up that memory
>HouseGothotddunk>LordDunkakino>Wordsbake me another thread Ser
>>218014131most of his wounds weren't that deep except the lance, a cut to the crotch I'm surprised the prince didn't die within a minute
>>218014179>oh we must defeat the Night King of the White Walkers with the power of Azor Ahai, we'll ally up with the Children of the Forest, Dragons and Giants and ride towards Winterfell. But be careful for they're protected by (???) and can only be hurt by magical Valyrian Steel and Dragonglass
>>218014208Why didn't she protect him by not ramming a big piece of wood into his bowels and then getting mud into the wound?
>>218014192like the golden snitch?
>>218014086Magic does exist but is more like status effect buff/debuff magic than fireball magic
>>218014156>the rules of joustingthere are rules? I thought you could just do whatever the fuck you wanted with zero repurcussions even if the entire crowd turns on you and your family as a result and destroys the entire PR value of throwing the joust.
>>218013478post more sumipe
>>218014040>He didnt like the night tourney where you couldn't see anything Peasant
gib new thread
>>218013122You are quite welcome
>>21801353612.5% actually isnt it? I heard over 60% of "white british" are octoroons
>>218014245Pretty much
>>218013839that's a septa uniform
>>218014086it is very low fantasyseason 3 should have something for your taste
>>218013136>>218013856Baelor's scene was chilling as fuck.
>>218013271absolutely based
>>218014282>I heard over 60% of "white british" are octoroonMust be true then
>entering the trial of the seven because someone snapped your waifu's thumbs>versus entering the trial of the seven because you believe in the power of friendship, plus you're not a 7 foot giant with tard strengthwho is the real hero of the story?
>>218013107He had an adrenaline rush because he was going to have his hands and feet lobbed off or be executed. Watch medal of honor stories people will snap for survival no matter what.
rewatching GOT and cersei was such a better character early on, way more sympathetic and complicated, like yeah she's evil but at least she had some depth other than muh children muh jaimeI can't remember when she snapped and became an uber bitch queen but that change was for the worse
>>218013984Valar Morghulis.
>>218014436she started breaking once her children started dying.
>>218013069shes' no esme bianco but I wish we got to see her tits.
>>218014402Him and Lyonel were true bros
>>218013026BASED
I demand a new thread
>>218013107aria survived multiple stab wounds to the gut and jumping into a medieval era sewer. compared to that a lance through the gut then treated by a maester is sterile in comparison.
>>218013026Are you from the burlington bar
>lets try and move the whole horse>ah that doesnt work lets move the man thenWhy didn't they just lift the horses head?
>>218013107>How the fuck is dunk alive or continues to be a knight after this?he put all his points into VIT/END/CON and STR
>>218014402I think he entered it mostly to spite his cousin.
>>218013299 He effortlessly puts down a rebellion because he holds true to the knightly ideals. A lot of his early deeds are like that.
>>218012999He seriously should have killed that brat.
>>218013921it was supposed to be part of showing how the common people were coming to Dunc's side, but the director couldn't spend 5 more minutes across a few episodes setting it up - so it all comes off as pretty clumsy.
>>218014579>Why did the retarded street rats act like retarded street rats?
>>218014547Dunk rejecting Lyonwl next episode is going to painful.
>>218013054yeah that pulled that S1 GoT thing where Tyrion gets knocked out and we "miss" the entire battle.
>>218014612lmao does the fag in the tank top have jello for hands jesus fucking christ
>>218013224>8 on straightporn autocorrect
why is he dying?
>>218014798You'd think they could tear that helmet apart safely with tools
>>218014218Make it more visible, jeez
>>218014402I hope he becomes Dunc's sidekick apart from Egg.
>>218014798Dumbass forgot to wear one of these.Just raw dogging a steel helmet and being all>Wtf, why is the concussive force not being damped at all?Clearly he'd taken a few blows to the head before he went into the arena. Retarded nigger.
So is melkors reputation down the shitter now? Killing his brother and not only that, the crown prince that was liked by the common folk?
