WORST. NAMEDAY. EVER. editionPrevious >>218024806Thread theme https://youtu.be/cUIkIwOyqm8
>ROHANNE>MY WAIFU
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>cures you're jungle fever
First for the one true king!
>>218026680She was supposed to be declared the queen of love a beauty.
>season 2 already filming>only 3 novellasGRRM is actively writing more....... right.......?
SER ARLAN OF PENISMAN!FEAST ON MY COCK!
>>218026712STANNISTANNIS
anyone have any good Tully pics?
sex with baelor breakspear
>>218026680She's so cute I want to hug her
>>218026709How badly is he going to seethe next season when Ser Useless starts creaming himself over Daemon's 6 pack?
>>218026710Looks a bit dornish herself there.
>>218026730so do we think arlan ever got drunk one night and molested dunk then
>>218026727Someone said GRRM released the synopsis or outlines of the next 12 novellas.
umBeebros..
>>218026737
Let the aura farming begin.
>>218026710Built for bearing Osgrey babies.
>>218026727He wrote the outline of 10 stories on a cocktail napkin and gave it to the producer.
>>218026680Face is mid but would impreggo
>>218026730perfecly normal 18cm sice dick btw. Jelly about the girth tho
>>218026680So they intentionally made his teeth sharp and pointy like a dragon's, right?
>>218026751aye.....
>>218026770auramaxxing till death
>*bonk*
Cast her
My boy
>>218026746lewd
>>218026730Realistically everyone would remember the hedge knight with the horse cock. Lords from far and wide would seek him out for amusement.
>>218026792crazy how much better this was than that tranny shit in hotd
>Why did I join this fuckass trial?
>>218026792ok who threw the fucking lance
>>218026772>Osgrey babiesyeah great. even if old Useless isn't past it (which he is) his seed will be of barely adequate quality to plop out a complete Joey
>>218026780tfw 17 cm flaccid
>>218026817I did. Problem?
>>218026770>>218026791>>218026809I forgot who he was until he died to be honest lol
>>218026708Only Raymun could vex me with a green apple.
>>218026789>LEAVE THE SUCCULENT BOY BE BUT KILL THE DORNISH BROWNIE I DONT CARE!!11what did he mean by this
>>218026817Egg
>>218026838yeah now you have no lance and a whitecloak is charging at you smart guy
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>>218026680>WORST. NAMEDAY. EVER. editionher father sure made money off the last fight
>>218026809Because the small folk all think targs are tyrants and they wish the blackfyres won.
Did Ser Mad Knight survived?
>>218026803>horsecockif anything he's a little on the small size.
>>218026847>Hates DorneDidn't know Arlen was a Blackfyre supporter
>>218026809For an ice cold bottle of Fossoway's Cider. "Fossoway's, Cider so good, you'll kill your own brother for another pint."
>>218026878Yes, only 3 deaths
>>218026798>When a 3/10 brown woman enters the room
>>218026878only ones to die were the two humfreys and baelor
>>218026858He most likely bet all his most fuckable sheep on Aerion counting on Dunk to lose by default
>>218026817bloodraven
>>218026847He was having ptsd flashbacks the battle of the redgrass field. Thats how his nephew died. Stabbed to death by rando goons.
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>>218026856Gods I’ve missed Radmure
>>218026888based and Cider-pilled
>>218026888
>>218026878>house was pro-Greenhope he died
>>218026900>lance breaks>diesheh
>>218026751Yes! OMG! YES! Think of the trauma!
>>218026833Osgreys aren't extinct in GoT time so he canonically knocked her up.
>>218026878Yeah he's fineThe warrior protects!
>>218026871If you weren't a secondary, you'd know Targ reputation is pretty high right now. Daeron II was called 'the Good' because the economy was good, he brought Dorne into the fold, and there was relative peace, and less brigandry under his reign. Baelor was already a popular heir, he didn't need theatrics like this to improve either his standing or the standing of house Targaryen.
>>218026914doing that would kill my knees
Was rhis necessary?
>>218026914i legit don't remember this at all
>>218026791No regrets.
>>218026878someone posted the "score card" in an earlier thread. He was the last knight to be dismounted
Daemon’s rebellion is over. Take your Blackfyre leather elsewhere.
>>218026803Westerosi cocks are all this big.
do you have to be a 7 foot tall gigachad to get brown tomboys
>>218026954i wish they hadn't gone with that filter for the show
>>218026855>whitecloakI literally have nothing to win and everything to lose anyway so...and Dunk only needed me so that we can queue in the Ashford BG so fuckkkkkk this
>>218026965no, just be white.
He says “I yield” too quickly. It would fit better if he screamed loudly in frustration and shame over losing before surrendering.
>>218026817>ok who threw the fucking lance
They didn't do a very good good of showing Dunk's strength or size during the trial.
>>218026954i actually like the helmet without the visor
How does making a separate house like Raymun does work? Did he just tell Lord Fossaway to fuck off and then make his own house but keeping the same name? Doesn't he need land?
>>218026942There was anti targ riot just yesterday in the show and they literally said they are showing up at shit tourneys to please the mob.
>>218026908for what purpose? is it all part of his master plan?
>>218026995yeah it was kind of silly
Is his cock/balls gone?
>>218026969you fucking coward, buzz off then, no bzzness on this battlefield
>>218026946>his last words were "just bee urself :^)"fucking really d&d?
She needs more screen time!
>>218026995good job*
>>218027009Nah he goes on to plunder Essos cunny
>>218027009actually the cut just perfectly circumcised him
>>218027004Shut the FUCK up.
>>218027004>in the shownot beating the secondary allegations
>>218027009No he still needs to have his son Maegor and whatever bastard he had in Lys who produced Varys
>>218027020better moustache than half of /tv/
>>218026995
>>218027017>Beesbury, mortally wounded, pulled dunk in close and gasped his final words>"Tell my honey, I'll BEE gone"
>>218026680>>218026914
>>218026958Can't wait for bloodraven and bittersteel to show up next season, Ira is clearly going for a "fuck blackfyres" narrative with all the jokes like egg's song kek.
>>218026914At first I thought she was a midget but then I realised she's just Irish
>>218026935>Osgreys aren't extinct in GoT timewell they ought to be!
>>218027000Maybe he has some land. A keep passed off to a side branch of the family.
>>218027020who?
>>218027014BY WHAT RIGHT DOES THE BEE JUDGE THE APPLE
>>218026995they literally had a moment where Aerion tried to shove Dunk and he ended up shoving himself into the groundadmit you just want to complain
>>218026943I jumped off a head-height wall last week after a night out drunk, little shortcut I used to take everyday in high school, my knees got that same feeling you get in your hands when you hit a pole with a metal bat. I should've kept active and now I pay the price.
The "hunt you down with dogs" callback in e5 didn't really land
>>218027020are girls really that hairy? i wouldn't know...
>>218027049KWAB
>>218026995Well. He got his ass handed to him by flails and shit. sort of like most his strength . Also first fight so he's a noob
>>218026916>>218026922>>218026966Can /dunk recommend a good real world Cider? I only know about Angry Orchard.
>>218027031They go into more detail about how they are trying to please the crowd in the novella.
>>218026946>dyed mustachehis mustache isn't yellow from Tyroshi dye he just drinks so much honey his mustache is permanently stained yellow
>>218026946kek>>218027017actually his last words were>this stings
>>218026995well they did show that Dunk can take them hits.Someone make a webm montage of Dunk getting hit and injuries during the trial?
Who are the two who kindly stopped Maekar in this scene?
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>>218027061What? Dunk clearly kicks him to the ground here
>>218027070If they get to season 3, that one is going to be great>The Brown Dragonayyyyyy
>>218026995I agree it wasn't a particularly spectacular fight but Dunk tanked more blows on-screen than any other character in the franchise so far, without his size and endurance he would have been fucked seconds into combat.
>>218027079Cider is for women and trannies.
>>218027093Lyonel and Baelor.
>>218027070>brown dragon
>>218027093baelor and lyonel, it takes both of them to stop maekar in his rage
>>218027093Baelor and lyonel
>>218027069the paler/irish looking they are, the more the fuzz is apparent. This surprised me too.
>>218026981>>218026851>SER DUNCAN! TAKE IT!>>218026792Thanks Egg. You're doing great
>>218027108so people who live in the reach?
>>218027079Wtf. Get out of my walls. I have Angry Orchard in my fridge rn.
>>218027110>>218027124>>218027128So instead of knocking Maekar senseless..........they drag him out of the grounds?
I've seen no mention of aerion faking out the first yield only to try to stab dunk leading him to beat him more and drag him to the lords
>>218027079Rekorderlig and Koppaberg are the UK go-tos for sweet cider (Strawberry), also Thatchers, Bulmers, Summersbys, Magners which are all Apple (note: they all have apple in them).
>>218027102>What? Dunk clearly kicks him to the ground herewhat? no my clip is just examples of dunk using his strength like swatting away the sword and using strong attacks to make Aerion stumble, the scene with the shove happened before this
>>218027101kek perfect response
>>218027146Yeah
>>218027093they should have double teamed him to do this
>>218027152Obviously their intent isn't to actually kill his brother/ a prince.
>>218027110>>218027124>own brother stopping him from saving his boy being castrated
>>218027152>they drag him out of the grounds?why don't you watch the episode anon, they are pushing him back cause he was head for Dunk, they push him back and fight him for the rest of the battle
>>218026995>They didn't show his strength!Dunk one handed smacked a full grown man to the ground.Additionally, Dunk was whipping around a two handed longsword with a single hand faster that Aerion could swing his hand and a half with both arms.
>>218027152As if they could just knock him senseless. Dude is the best fighter there.
>>218027152No, they distract him by engaging in combat with him but never with the intention to harm him
>>218026680>>218026746cute and funny
>>218027009>isn't wearing mailalright
where are the Velaryons?
>>218027145kek!
>>218027191>that backhand swing to baelor's helm*record scratch*
>>218025718 #>>218025781 #>>218026114 #NTA you're talking to but they're correct, you're a retarded cuck. Imagine if Return of the King was in infinite hiatus, and the insanely popular live action show/movie decided to piss upon everything it had built, but then later decide to make prequels and side stories about Hobbiton and wars with Gondor and the like.They can be fun and enjoyable, but everyone would know the elephant in the room. It's essentially the same here, its why everyone except for autists on here like you, always bring it up in someway either in real life with friends/coworkers, or online. And yeah, it's only been 7 years, with another new prequel/short story airing now when the books have already been popular for over 2 decades. That's hardly anytime to be upset with it and hold a fresh grudge the majority seems to consistently agree with when you keep getting into this world with new content. Maybe if you were a baby when Game of Thrones first came out it would seem bad and long to you now, but I doubt autists like you grasp this anyway and have decided instead to have discourse in bad faith like the fags you are.
>>218027101thats just from his alien targaryen genes, doesnt count
>>218026746Goddamn she smacked the fuck out of her face. 100% bdsm slut in the making
>>218027020YES
>>218027152>>218027191maekar is like proto-stannis
>>218027191lmao. Baelor swinging at empty air.
>>218027061>>218027191Pretty cool how they actually showed how useless swords are against armored knights instead of having GoT-tier lightsabers
Three seasons of this will add up to one season of GOT btw
>>218026946>Not posting his follow up.
>>218026746That fat common nose...
>>218027212>blahblahblahnot reading that shit lil brosimply don't carethe show ended shit, oh well, move on with your life. seething with impotent rage a decade later isn't changing shit
>>218027182it should have always been a 1 v 1 between the two, Baelor did the right thing intercepting Maekar
>>218027249fuck you the widdle nose smoosh there is adorable
>>218027089>alas, I have felt the sting of defeat
>>218027237only his great great grandsire
>>218027242And it will be better than almost everything past season 4 of that show
>>218027248died like a beetch
>>218027191>Targ being tagteamed by a Dornish and Baratheon fucksLove to see it
>>218027240>Pretty cool how they actually showed how useless swords are against armored knightsyeah it was great, unless you are using advance sword techniques like half swording or have a valyrian steel sword you should be using a hammer or mace against plate
who runs Harrenhal at this time?
>>218027041Dunc's crew got fucked hard. Baelor's trick is the only thing that saved them, besides Robyn mysteriously being able to tie up 2 kingsguard and not take a single wound. Raymun also probably did his bit because I bet anything Aerion was counting on Steffon coming to back him up during the fight.
>>218027278kek
>>218027228You may have a point.Ygritte was impressed with his tongue, not his cock.
>>218027312daemon is still tripping balls in there anon
>>218027312lothston still pretty sure. there's that crazy lothston chick they talk about in one of the next novellasthen goes to whent
>>218027303They should know half swording. Sticking the point into joints isn't that advanced anyway. They are swinging like retards for TV.
>>218027179Maekar literally rattled his brother's brain earlier>>218027184So this is the Trial's version of WWE's Irish whip?>>218027192Maekar is literally swinging at them a minute earlier with his warhammer at some strengthOR MAYBE:Since he doesn't have his warhammer anymore, HE YIELDED and threw his warhammer, which made more sense. We didn't see it 'cause they'd rather gave the nigress flashback more SCREENTIME.
>>218027278Bee puns are back!
>watchable television in the year 2026Just when it seemed all was lost... maybe there is still hope for a future
Did Preston like the goblina?
>>218027329well Lyonel and Baelor are not trying to kill Maekar, just to keep him occupied so he can't go after Dunk, Maekar actually wants to kill Dunk and save his son here
>>218026746How big and stupid are (You)?
>>218027333>Maekar literally rattled his brother's brain earlierMaekar doesn't recall ever dealing the fatal blow in the book, and it's probably what happened here >>218027191It was probably just a momentary thing in the heat of battle, not something he actually fully grasped and intended
>>218027333>Maekar literally rattled his brother's brain earlierno that was way after the scene of them holding him back, right before Aerion tells the crowd he's withdrawn the accusation
>>218027240It's also important to remember that neither party wanted to kill Maekar. The other moments where totally fucked big time blows happened (besides Dunk because he wasn't actually wearing armor, the fucking retard), were from the lances, maces, and hammers. Baelor and Lyonel just wanted to keep Maekar away from the fight and wear the fucker out so Dunk could fight in peace.
Don't like that they made a big deal of having to face the kingsguard and then gave the zero (0) seconds of screentime in the fight. Same with the rest of the combatants, to a lesser degree. If you can show the crowd, you can show beesbury die or Rayman and his brother. Bad writing for how good the show has been.
>>218027358What was her fucking problem?
>>218027358So was she mad Dunk didn't try to flirt with her and just stayed silent?
>>218027358Fuck, she just wants a big stupid cock to play with.
>>218027312Lothston. They appear in the 3rd Dunk Book
>>218027340Why wouldn't he? I'm sure he's out protesting ICE when his not doom posting about GRRM.
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>>218027252>any sensible logic >just stop pls broThe books started 30 years ago and you're butthurt about 7 when watching a show everyone in the reply thread already admitted is enjoyable because you cant handle others being bummed about a shit ending. You're a total faggot autist my dude. Enjoy your show.
>>218027335>Only 6 30min episodesI mean, I guess its something. The show was incredibly cheap considering. One location, no overarching plots and characters or big stakes bullshit. Pretty straightforward. It reminded me of late 90s and 00s fantasy shows. Just low budget but with good characters where you could put out 24 episodes a season or even 2010s where you'd have 12 episodes on streaming. Too bad those days are long gone now.
>>218027358Born 2010 by the way.
>>218027329>They are swinging like retards for TV.I'd wager they hired a company of renfair jousters or something like that to do most of the stunt work. They aren't trained for real combat and killing. They train to put on a good show for the local yokels, big flashy moves that look impressive, but aren't really that dangerous
>>218026878>Beeman died(lanced by white knight)>Peppermint butler died(lanced then cutdown white knight)>Baelor sort of forgot to put on any kind of coif before putting on a helmet
>>218027370>Bad writing for how good the show has been.how is that bad writing?
>>218027395L E G A L
>>218027361Total heat of the battle. Maekar's autistic and has a very bad temper, but he's not a kinslayer. (BFS don't count.)
>>218027375The whole tournament thing is supposed to be about knights vying for her favor so yeah probably.
>>218027395>2010dropped faster than the lance here >>218026817
>>218027403a blow enough to dent a helmet so bad it takes two men to pull off would just have shoved the coif into his brainmatter anyway
>>218027358Begs for medieval brat correction
>>218027408Setup and payoff is the foundation of writing. Setup without a payoff is a mistake.
>>218026975Realistically dunk would have broken all his fucking teef with his mailed fist
>>218027403>>218027423is he going to be ok?
>>218026680>>218027358She looks like one of my studentsActs like her too
I don't get why anons here are complaining that Beesbury didn't get to do a lot.
Begone, Ser Duncan.*catches plague*
>>218027358based and cute
>>218027451You have to correct her
>>218027436There was no setup for beesbury. You dont know anything about wrighting you hack.
>>218027423>linen>coif>chainmail>helmetits stuff and imagine the smell but its all the difference from being turned into a corpse or just being turned into a sperging retard with uncontrollable fits
>>218027436The setup was for E4 to show Dunk was looking fucked.The payoff was Baelor's intervention, saving him from certain death.Nothing shown about the other fights in the book either btw. Like the ep, it's all laser focused on Dunk and Aerion.
>Baelor decides to let the trail happen even though he can just put his foot down at literally any time>he tells everyone it's okay because he will keep the kingsguard distracted>feels no fear because the kingsguard are forbidden to harm him>does not confront the kingsguard even once the whole battle>gets both Humfreys killed>leaves Lyonel and Robyn to fight all 3 kingsguard off the whole timeBaelor deserved to die. Guy's a piece of shit that the narrative framed as honorable even though reality confirms he's anything but.
>>218027411calm down Westerosi Epstein
>>218027436the kingsguard killed 2 men, we didn't see it because we were with Dunk's pov on the first charge, when we come back we see them already dead, cause they died on the first charge
>>218027451Does she call you big and stupid?
You anons wouldn’t mind if I started speaking a lil bit of dothraki now would y’all?
how did Raymun hold off the kingsguard?
Does anyone have a pic of the passage in the book where Baelors helmet gets taken off
>>218027467Explain this, then:>>218026914
>>218026680How big is this tourney compared to the one in GoT?
>>218027436that has nothing to do with the writing, you just don't like the directors choice to have us be mostly with dunk during the fight
>>218027500yeah
>>218027456These are great. Pity we don't see him getting skewered on the charge"I can't beelieve this"
>>218027456i wonder if they got annoyed with the puns
>>218027252I'm the guy in the other thread and you're just being a retard now for the sake of it for being called out. It's completely relevant to be upset about a show when watching a new show that takes place in the same world that builds upon the thing people are mad abouts conclusion. No one is preventing or you, or others from being to still like this new content. It's not a false dichotomy and you're taking this way to seriously because I had a (popular)opinion.
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>>218027499Raymundo mostly fought his cousin stevron
>>218027460his son being a headlet and a manlet killed him
>fav vale house gets representedbased
>>218025694>How fucking it hard would it be if Winds ever releases for HBO and people surrounding GOT just to declare at least the last couple seasons Non-Canon,and remake them all with thought out writing and a proper conclusion?with how fast AI is advancing they could probably do it dirt cheap and even make it look like the actors didn't age. I give it 10 years at most before they redo the ending, if not the entire series. Too much money to be made for them not to do it
>>218027509Tiny. This is a local tourney. Not one of Bobby B's royal tourneys.
>>218027476>>does not confront the kingsguard even once the whole battleThey were already dealt with.>He saw Prince Baelor gallop past, lance still intact, and drive one of the Kingsguard from his saddle. Another of the white knights was already down, and Maekar had been unhorsed as well. The third of the Kingsguard was fending off Ser Robyn Rhysling.....>One of the Kingsguard knights was carrying a wounded brother from the field. They both looked alike in their white armor and white cloaks. The third of the white knights was down, and the Laughing Storm had joined Prince Baelor against Prince Maekar
Book Dunk = Wild Dog>Flea Bottom Street rat who was a big bully and hanged out with other bullies terrorizing people>Learned how to fight dirty till Arlen found him, took him in, and trained him in arms and chivalry>Thinks about both parents but later in live wants to travel to the wall because someone once said his father was sent there>"Maybe if I go to the wall I'd meet a big man who looks like me"Show Dunk = Puppy>Love sick puppy who is a hopeless romantic and cautious, and wanted to mercy kill a man who end his suffering >Gets saved by Ser Arlen and follows him around like he imprinted on him>Thinks about his mom and so instead of traveling he wants to stay in one placeWhich version do you prefer
>>218027551But this isn't 1v1 anyone can butt in (didn't Raymun save Dunk when Dunk's about to get stabbed in the eye). The 3 KGs are there standing still??
>>218027370>>218027481we actually see Hardying die, right after Dunk pulls out the lance splinter from his side we see his pov, a Kingsguard kills Hardying in front of him
>>218027525>>218027529Someone certainly did
>>218027537bringing shit up unprompted just to get mad about it is pathetic, all there is to ityou literally can't even let yourself enjoy something without seething about shit from a decade agolike i said, get a life, get a hobby, learn to cope and move on
>>218027499Robyn and Lyonel did. Lyonel broke off to back up Baelor and got unhorsed by the autistic hulk for it. Robyn somehow didn't get killed by the other two kingsguard. Headcanon I saw that makes sense (to me) is that that they didn't care at that point. Aerion had won the fight (or so it seemed), there was no reason to kill Robyn. Then Dunk pulled a Rocky and it was too late to do anything anyway, and he wasn't going to kill Aerion.
>>218027451you should hold a tourney for her if she passes your class
>>218027609it's quick but yeah, we see Hardying die, the more i watch the episode the less problems i have and realize i'm just kind of bad at watching shit
>>218027610>>218027456
>>218027571Based harold is gonna give sansa a hardyng.
>>218027646need a webbum
>this isn't the first swarm i've had to contend with, sers
So...Baelor got Kobe'd...
>>218027650> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Xrlf3taEo&list=RDS-Xrlf3taEo&start_radio=1>but done with bzz noises
>>218027646Nah, shit just happens insanely fast and brutally. You aren't give an opportunity to think about what's happening, it's all very deliberate and Dipshit & Dipshit could have learned some things from this.
>>218027650Oof, that's gotta sting!
>>218027375That seems like a reasonable interpretation, though probably in a 'give me the nameday girl attention, I am very special' way. It also may not be flirting but instead say joking around or she could just be morbid (the part before she is talking about dead princes) or whatever else. Regardless of what her intention was, Dunk just being so gormless is what gets her to react with the BIG AND STUPID! remark. Either you engage and you engage properly with her, or you act disinterested. Absolute lack of confidence and social capability on Dunk the Lunk's part.
>>218027358i'm 8 inches and legally retarded
>>218027499he threw apples at them
>>218027500>gods be goods gods preserve!
>>218027661i don't have it, jsut rewatch right as dunk is pulling the splinter out
>>218027500I have the PDF, not sure where to upload it anonymously.
>>218027657>Random side character noble girl is gang raped for hours if not all night after being taken in a riot >Gets pregnant >Moon tea to get rid of it kills her>D&D makes sansa the victim but saves her before she's rapedWhat a strange choice
>>218027657>sansa currently complicit in Littlefinger's plan to kinslay her own cousin so she can marry Hardyng and seize power in the Vale>she could get the same outcome by just going to Royce and exposing LF instead of killing her own familyhonestly hope that LF and Sansa get exposed and Bronze Yohn cuts off both their heads for treason. Based GRRM at least implied recently he still plans on killing her off, Sansa deserves it
>>218027577That's what I'm wondering about myself if it still has a big enough following and interest, assuming as well AI isn't considered totally verboten at that point and is allowed to progress. Like I said originally, this series still apparently gains the attractions of tons of people despite what happened, and the obligatory dismissal nature of the ending people always bring up. I'm suprised at the popularity of even this show, but people obviously want fantasy content with the world building and tone this all brings.
>>218027724>>Moon tea to get rid of it kills herThis didn't happen. She kept and delivered the babe and gave it away and married Ser bronn.
>>218027650>and who are you the proud wasp said?
>>218027722https://limewire.com/d/zHpmU#3mR23bANkeHere I suppose. Just know they're old as shit and have no proper formatting but does the job.Also Limewire, what a fucking throwback.
>>218027763Is that what happens in the book? I don't remember desu
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>>218027650
>>218027785hire fans.
>>218027768Hive had it up to here with your slander
We really went from this to peak.I'm speechless.
>>218027395What’s the big deal that was just a few years ago? Oh shit never mind I’m an old fuck
>>218027646I'd imagine his fucked up leg sent a nerve shocking amount of searing pain to his brain after surviving the first exchange and that dazed window of time was just enough for him to get molested by the prancing lala fairy queensguard.
>>218027785I hope he's going to be okay.
>>218027806DRAGON NIGGAS
>>218026680>WORST. NAMEDAY. EVER. edition
>>218027692>>218027375What Gwin wanted>G: His son's are missing... probably dead>D: Now what kind of thing is that for a maiden to say>G: How do you know I'm a maiden?>D: Well... you are highborn and well... it's only proper.>G: And what might a hedge knight know of what's proper?>D: Well I know it's not polite for a proper lady to talk about dead princelings and the like>G: It's to be a nameday. I'm allowed to say whatever I want like a Queen >D: Well you're not a Queen your a lords daughter. >G: My Lord father said I'm to be the Queen of love and beauty. Many knights have ready asked my favor>Gwin steps closer to run a finger down Dunk's chest>G: Would like to have it... my favor I mean.What she did>D: uuuuuuuuuh..... huh?
>>218027832
What do you suppose Ser Arlan got up to with the Dothraki?
>>218027782Bronn literally named the child Tyrion
What the fuck is his problem?
>>218027854Probably had a stint in Essos as a merc in his youth.
>>218027793They should Hire Preston
>>218027148>>218027079>>218026916>>218026888>>218026809
I heard some say dunk only lived because the 7 gods transfered his death to baelor is it real
>problem?
>>218027854Let's just say he is responsible for a lot of Dothraki haircuts.
>>218027852kek
>>218027842Silly girl has been reading those dornish plays about sparkly vampires again.
>>218027854he got Drunk and wandered into the Dothraki sea... didnt even realize how many of them he killed
>>218026914https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3td-UodgT1Y
>>218027879what he say this time? something racist again?
Why is every character a teenager in the books?
>>218027806HotDs problems arent that.
So does Aerion learn a lesson from all this and chill the fuck out?
>>218027854You know that whole Stallion who Will Mount the world crap with the Daenerys story? It is not actually some ancient prophecy but just a corrupted tale about Dothraki women awed by Arlan's dick and fucking technique.
>>218027888Preston sucks
>>218026766we'll get 'em next time
>>218027619But bro just let it go enjoy this show its pathetic rightYou just misconstrued my argument, again. Myself and others are perfectly fine with watching the show and enjoying it for what it is. It still doesn't totally distract that its a shame it ends with such a shitshow despite how well liked and popular the prequels and this are. This is a very normal, and will accepted viewpoint. But obviously you can't fathom anything other than a false dichotomy which people are constantly mad, or autistically removed from anything past a time frame you think is acceptable and not allowed to have an opinion any longer. Like the other anon said, this series is going on over 30 years old, and you're getting this pressed over people addressing anything from something that's only 7, when btw we get something that takes place in the same universe within the same settings, as if its all irrelevant to notice. Calm down and stop getting so mad yourself that people feel this way.
>>218027942I know.
>>218027945No
>>218027806House of the Dragon s2 was so fucking bad it completely killed my interest in the franchise. People say Dunk and Egg is good but I have absolutely zero enthusiasm for asoiaf content anymore
>>218027945HahahahaHe gets exiled to Essos for a bit then drinks wildfire and dies.I think the OG plan was that he would found the Golden Company their and the Blackfyres pretenders were meant to be the Brightflames, with the first rebellion happening 13 years after Ashford and not 13 years before. So this was meant to be the start of the big bad evil targ family feud with Brightflame unable to accept losing. But this was all changed
>>218027903I mean, I don't care, just write more Dunk & Egg Chronicles king.
>>218027936Easy way to justify all the retarded shit the Stark children do.
>>218027989>People say Dunk and Egg is good but I have absolutely zero enthusiasm for asoiaf content anymoreWatch it, it's really fucking good and the episodes are short. If you wait til next Sunday you can just marathon the whole season in one sitting if you want.
>>218028003what retarded shit?
>>218027936There was meant to be a five year gap. George decided not to do it and it totally messed up the story, which is why he can’t finish it
>>218027989Understandable. I don't even want to watch the S3, lol. But Dunk & Egg is the best ASOIAF adaptation, it's that simple.
>>218027964his wife's tits
>>218027903I have never read the books so it is not like I care. I don't see how there can be anyone that has who has not come to terms with it either.
>>218027989It's not bad but you will be disappointed if you believe the hype of people saying it's the second coming of GoT S1.Just wait until you're in the mood for it.
>>218027903You aren't owed the right to the fruits of somebody else's labor. Get over it.
cast him
>>218026766always on the right side of history
>>218027606Men aren't allowed to be sexually aggressive or masculine anymore, they must be better men.
>>218028085Stephen Dillane
>>218028017>Robb's 100 different fuckups that destroy an 8000 year old dynasty in under a year>Sansa betraying her own father to Cersei, getting her own direwolf killed due to her lies, helping cover for littlefinger>bran getting himself crippled because he's a retardJon and Arya are competent, Rickon is too young to be considered
>>218028073I wouldn't consider his pedo gooning fantasy sessions labor but yeah.
>>218028085Jacob Elordi
>>218028106Jon got himself killed. He doesn't get credit for the gods undoing it.
>>218028106Jon deciding basically on a whim to join the Nights Watch was pretty retarded considering it's a life long commitment. Arya was surprisingly competent given the cards she was dealt though.
>>218028085
>>218027870>names his gang-rape stepson "Tyrion" for shits and giggles>this convinces Cersei he's secretly a spy for Tyrion, and she tells the lord of Stokeworth to kill him>dumbass lord Stokeworth challenges Bronn to single combat instead of assassinating him like Cersei was implying>Bronn kills his ass no problem and proceeds to take over the castle and kick all the other Stokeworths besides his wife out>Cersei has to give the lords widow to Dr. Frankenstein to keep her from telling everyone she tried to order an assassinationTop level bants moment.
>>218028154Bale could be kino
>>218028142Jon is put in that situation because of Robb's colossal failures destroying the North, forcing him to make desperate decisions
>>218028085Ralph Fiennes
>>218028085>>218028154bittersteel the edgehog
>>218028009>>218028033is there any interesting political or social commentary or is it just hero knight man going around being epic?
>>218027989you should give it a chance. I was skeptical at first for the same reasons you are but I am really enjoying this. it does not feel like got or hotd at all. it's fucking comfy
>>218027989But you still love us /got/hotd/dunk/ers tho???
>>218028106>kids that take after Cat are all retarded and ruin everything by letting their genitals do their thinking for them and betraying those they should value most>kids that take after Ned accomplish amazing things you'd never expect people of their age to be capable ofReally makes you think.
>>218028085Jason Mamoa
>>218028147>Jon deciding basically on a whim to join the Nights Watch>father is leaving to be Hand>know Catelyn hates your guts and won't let you stay at Winterfell>Ned offers no help>options are become a sellsword in Essos or join NW>raised to be an honorfag so you join the Watch
>>218028085Idris Elba
>>218028154James Purefoy, though he is probably too old now.
>>218028231>>kids that take after Ned accomplish amazing things you'd never expect people of their age to be capable ofLike Robb? His only kid that looks like him is Arya
>>218028199>is there any interesting political or social commentarynot really>or is it just hero knight man going around being epic?the entire season takes place at the same location, there's not even any "going around"it's a much smaller scale story with good characters and a wholesome plot that will make you feel things, it's good
>>218028199>any interesting political or social commentaryThe entire thing is about most knights are not living up to the ideals of knighthood and fights between knights is messy, muddy and confusing and pretty far from heroic. Whats heroic is the personal choices of individuals. Also the injustice of the class system in medieval times
>>218028085Elliot Page
>>218028231>fate of Winterfell in the hands of the bastard Catelyn hated and her least favorite childkek, fuck catelyn. Dumb bitch destroys everything she touches
>>218028254Should have said Jon takes after the Starks in general my bad.
>>218028223I will always love /got/
>>218028171most of Cersei chapters are comedy material of the first order even when that wasn't GRRM's intent
I fucking hate this show with all it's stupid additions and changes and pointless vulgarity. I only stuck around to see the fight which was good, but everything else is just garbage. The flashback that dominated this episode was about as enjoyable as testicular torsion. A shame, because I love the books.
>>218028278Why do you keep posting this
>WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
cast her.
>>218028291i'm still kind of surprised they didn't include the lesbian stuff she did while jaime was out being based. wouldn't the ugly women in that bar have loved that
>>218028185Jon is in that situation because he's a retard that didn't take the kings pardon. Jon is largely a passive actor who is only dimly aware of the events happening around him and most of his proactive actions are poorly conceived and turn out badly.
>>218028310why's his monster can rusty?
>>218028285>ArtAdmirerMan I forgot all about that guy. I hope he killed himself
>>218028171don't forget Bronn spamming knighthood on all his former sellsword friends to make people seethe. Bronn is actually in an insane position of strength in the books, he can basically decide who takes King's Landing
>>218028147>>218028237>can I go squire for someone in Karhold instead?>Yes Jon, that literally makes infinitely more sense than making you stay here and be tortured by my wife for your whole life.
>>218028312Bessy
>>218028339he really is terrible. he ruined that dracula movie
Did this faggot died? Who died on the accuser side?
>>218028085Staz Nair
>>218028352Would Jon’s life have been better if Arthur Dayne and his posse killed Ned and Reed?
>>218028379>Who died on the accuser side?nobody
>>218028379No one.
>>218028386Bobby would have him bashed against the wall, so no.
>>218028340Bronn is clearly gonna declare himself an aegon supporter.
>>218028323We had not fully shifted into that era yet when the show was on and had the place to include it. If the show began a few years later it is much more likely to, though also just have made more changes as well.
>>218028398Why would he know about Jon?
>>218028379Yeah he died, no one died on Aerion's side
>>218028352I want to believe Ned never allowed this sort of thing because he figured the wall would be the safest place for Jon to never get found by Robert or any other spies, so he secretly hoped Jon would eventually wind up there. Maybe even conspired with Benjen to subtly push him in that direction.It's still pretty stupid, but the wall plotline had to happen somehow I guess.
>>218028386Jon would be getting mounted by khal drogo instead.
beesburys and jobbing to kingsguards, an iconic duo.
>>218028323All the lesbian points went to Yara/Asha. Converting her from heterosexual rape fantasy haver to lesbian.
>>218028423I think he chills at Starfall and befriends Darkstar
>>218028386no, at best he'd be living a Young Griff type life in hiding. At worst (and probably most likely considering how retarded the Kingsguard are) they make his existence known and Robert works even harder to hunt down Jon than he did with Viserys or Dany because not only is he Rhaegar's son but Dayne killed Ned as wellJon's life at Winterfell wasn't that bad really
>>218028386Best case scenario then, some Targ loyalist would have smuggled him away to Essos to be raised as a secret potential claimant to the throne in a future rebellion. He'd basically just be fAegon, except real. Which makes you wonder what would happen to the real fake fAegon.
>>218028323They were already desexualizing the main characters by that point.
BAKE THE DAMN THREAD BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>218028463Jon and Aegon become the gay emperors of Essos
>>218028444Could westeros handle that much brooding edge concentrated in one place?
>>218028406Good question, but I dunno.Robert was still obsessing over Lyanna so he'd want her found. If the kingsguard survived could they all swear secrecy over what happened? Maybe.Seems like the kind of thing some sneaky jew maester would eventually find out, or Varys/Illyrio. So he might end up a pawn for someone's scheme instead.
>>218028400sounds you've been listening to Preston theories
>>218028483They'd start a band
>>218028411>his balls got slicedmillions of his sons died
>>218028400How shit, when the Tarly and Tyrell vassals rape Mace and betray them for Aegon, with the impulsive Griff give Highgarden to Bronn???
>>218028444>Jon gets raised at Starfall>picks up Dawn one day just to look at it>it bursts into magical flames bright enough to alert the entire castle to come seeWell there goes all the Azor Ahai mystery build up, way to spoil it kid.
>>218028511No it just makes sense. He's an enemy of crown but a new king and his famous band of scummy sellswords just like him is marching up the road.
>>218028406>Ned goes to Dorne looking for Lyanna>Robert doesn't hear back from him, sends search party>find dead bodies of Ned, Lyanna, and his crew>at a tower near Starfallif Ned died, Robert would take a fucking army into Dorne and torture every person in a 500 mile radius of Starfall until one of them told the truth about where the Kingsguard went and why
>>218028527Raymun approves.
>>218028540>Knight's a bunch of criminals>Takes the Red Keep>To give to a new KingHoly Shit Bronn is Ser Perkin the Flea!
>>218028548Just dispose of the bodies?
>>218028476new thread>>218028572>>218028572>>218028572
>>218026727Season 2 is gonna have the same problem when it came to Season 2 of GoT>man we really don't have a lot to work with here
>>218028278Jon, has sex with your sister-cousin.
>>218028761>I dun wannit...
>>218026730T-this was a prosthetic right?
