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>>218030289Daily reminder Mord is a descendant of Steely Pate. He's Stealy Mord
Every time a new Targaryen is born, it is said, the gods spray some piss in the air and the world holds its breath to see how it will stink.>Every time another Targaryen is killed, it is said, the gods raise a merry toast and the world laughs at the dead targshit and their faggot hair
Daemon Blackfyre caught a CAREER-ENDING arrow in the face while AURAMAXXING and decided to LDAR after a FAKECEL Bloodraven tried jesterfying him on stream by shooting him with 100 arrows while he was mid-mogging LOW-TIER NORMIE Gwayne Corbray at the REDGRASS FIELD
>>218030289You're big and stupid, OP
First for sticking peeny in Raith’s neck hole
>>218030327In the Summer Isles they worship a fertility goddess with sixteen teats.
>>218030322What was her fucking problem?
1st for Darkstar
>>218028684Name one targ who showed great promise as prince but absolutely failed as king. You can't. All the great "potential man" princes died before they could become king namely Jaehaerys' two oldest sons, Baelor, and Rhaegar.
>>218030327I would follow the lord of light.This mf actually does something like ressurecting the dead
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>>218030345Unironically though>Be nobleman's daughter>It's your birthday party>See some random knight walking around in your castle>Immediately call him a retard then leave?
>>218030308>freys have been nobility for 600 years, still considered upjumped toll collectors>targs have dragons, don't even make it 300 yearskek
>10 hour threads to 1 hour threadsNone of you retards cared about this kino before episode 4 when you flooded in like the reddit trendchasers you are
>>218030277What's bfs
>>218030322I used to be around cute girls all the time and need that back in my life
>>218030350Follow the Lord of Light to prove your loyalty to the One True King!
>>218030322I haven't forgotten it's your name-day my Lady, for you, a present.
>>218030368Lies. I came for alice and hope.
>>218030345She thought he was skulking about trying to get the latest gossip like she was, when she learned he was just a big retard she got mad
Apparently horses were expensive as fuck in the medieval times so Ser Arlan despite being shown as a literal who hedge knight somehow owns three horses by himself, that's like the old guy living down the road from you mysteriously having three sports cars in his driveway I guess?
It makes me happy seeing /got/ this busy. Looking forward to ripping HOTD s3 apart with y'all.
>>218030367A targ without dragons is lower than a frey.
>>218030289So how big was Ancalagon the black dread?
>>218030432>y'all.dornish whore
>>218030289Breeding Gwin Ashford between jousting matches while she calls me big and schewpid.
>>218030359Teen girls throw hissey fits for no reason they only become humans at mid 20s dudes become real people at 20 in my experience.
>>218030349>rhapegar rapegaryen>great promisethey show "great promise" because they die before they can show they are insane like all targshits. The Mad King was said to show great promise when he was younger
>>218030432>ripping HOTD s3 apartIt's not as fun when it's so shitty that even normies hate it. The Goldilocks Zone for sneerposting is>It's dogshit >But JUST good enough for normies to slop it up>Even better if it has devoted fans who think it's absolutely amazingHOTD went past that Goldilocks Zone in S2 sadly
>>218030289SAY IT
>>218030392Based Stannis stan
>>218030459lmao
Would you wear this in public
>>218030368I cared. Just not enough to follow it week to week. I intended to wait for the entire thing to come out before I marathoned it, but I ran out of other shit to keep myself distracted, and now I'm here to shitpost
>>218030479ngl Dunk's build is kind of overpowered for tournament PvP. High STR and a larger HP pool basically guarantees he outlasts DEXmaxxers like Aerion who put all their skill points into landing a good hit early in the fight then using the Bleed proc to coast to an easy win.
>>218030492Has potential. Could do without the letters.Picrel remains my only /tv/ related fit.
>>218030459fanstastic. saved
I'm surprised there aren't more scenes where a knight gets his visor opened by battlefield damage and gives up because he knows it's a death sentence
>>218030289TELL ME ABOUT MORDWHY DOES HE WEAR THE RPG LEATHER BRACERS
BY THE NAME OF THE JANNY LEAVE THAT ANON BE!!!!!
>>218030327>A functioning society with good laws and customs>Westeros
>>218030403this show is so absurdly comfy i can't wait to rewatch the whole season when it ends
>>218030459>Bearerion the Brown Dread
>>218030430I mean yeah that's the point, the whole point of hedge knights is that they're still knights. It'd be more like a guy rolling around modern America in a MRAP with his partner rolling around in a HMMWV. >>218030439Wrong series, but Ancalagon's size is kind of unclear. However, he was big enough or contained enough magical energy to destroy mountains when he was killed.
>>218030459KINO
>>218030368Zamn, Yi Tish maidens look like THAT?
>>218030555It kinda functions. The irony is young dunk was right and the free cities are much worse. They would have sold into slavery the moment they landed in volantis.
>>218030430We dont get a single indication that Arlan is a BAD knightHe simply wasnt a famous one and didnt auramaxx
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>>218030289I dont understand why the lord died at the end? They couldnt call a doctor to remove his helmet more carefully??
>>218030385>I used to be around cute girls all the timeexplain yourselfwas it your job ?
>>218030545>kills two gold cloaks (?)>just casually strolls out of town laterNo one cares two police officers got shanked in bright daylight?
>>218030459kek its kino
>>218030598>Get your brains caved in in a time when "modern medicine" means having access to clean boiled water and leeches
>>218030384blackfyreshit
>Ep 1. Benis and Dunk fight the dudes at the moat. Dunc survivor's guilt>Ep 2. Training montage for the village retards>Ep 3. Dunc meets red widow>Ep 4. Fire (filler flashbacks) >Ep 5. Dunc cuts his sheek and fights on the stream>Ep 6. Aftermath, wedding and stablesex
>>218030503It's honestly a terrible off-meta build though. In a normal PvP tournament his dump of any jousting skills means he probably loses his opening match and then has to sit out the rest of the tournament. Clearly optimized for melees but those are less common in current day PvP.
>>218030607Its a rough town
>>218030430Do you know how many awesome cars are rotting in some boomers driveway? Not even counting the ones in a garage.
>>218030607>War JUST ended>Town is flooded with demobilized men and wounded and a billion other retards all drunk There's probably 5 goldcloaks getting stabbed per minute.
>>218030359I couldn't watch that episodewhat was she talking about with Dunk before insulting him ?
How do seventards interpret the fact that the "favoured" side lost 3 dudes for no reason?
>>218030611Could dr House and his team have saved him?
>>218030618Dunk is too autistic and honorable to do anything beyond kiss Lady Webber.He's forever cursed to be cucked by an old man and give the ick to dornish women.
is it just me or is the catalog constantly behind and out of datepissing me offliterally everything just getting worse it's unreal
They totally could have done brain surgery on Baelor.It worked on Pullo.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro9tn-wN9-0
>>218030598My nigga even modern day doctors wouldn’t be able to save him. He was done for no matter what
>>218030652>Trial by Seven>One Targshit gets publicly beaten and humiliated>Another Targshit dies, likely helping the dynasty collapse soonerThe Seven smile on Dunk for causing the tournament to happen
>>218030618Sounds boring. How about a whole episode of farting and homosexual buggery?
>>218030651>I couldn't watch that episodeToo many jeet gambling ads in your shitty torrent?
this is the type of shit that reignites my knight dreams...
>>218030432Nah I’m not watching that. Might lurk a few threads.
THEY'RE INCESTUOUS ALIENS MATE!
Would Baelor on the throne (let's assume he doesn't ack and gets a full reign) have been enough to shore up the dynasty for a good long while or did it just take one more bad king, now without dragons, for it all to collapse?
>>218030647He looks like this guy from Xena
>>218030684imagine not watching HotD. Even when it's bad it's good. It's like not watching S8 of GoT. And denying yourself the memes? Retarded
>>218030699I watched it and it was shit.
>>218030432Same bro
>>218030686Dont forget the blood magic
We need to get the lukeposters back to eject the normie reddit touristsI'm lighting the Epstein Becons.
must watch for everyon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAfjF-8-QQ8&t=50s
>>218030712That doesn't contradict anything I said
Why didn't Dorne just tell the crown to fuck off post Robert's Rebellion? Their joining the realms was engineered and maintained by Targ alliances/marriage and the most recent princess they sent up was murdered along with her children.
David Zaslav calls you up drunk in the middle of the night and offers to let you watch one of either the unaired disaster pilot episode of GoT, or the GoT: Bloodmoon pilot.Which do you choose and why?
Was Rhysling the only one still on horseback at the end of it?
>I milked the eel into the turtle soup
Who is the strongest drunken master in lore? Orlon of Penistree beat two kingsguards while old and almost passing out. BobbyB died to a boar but his wine was spiked.
>>218030761Pilot GoT out of interest, Bloodmoon gives me DEI vibes
>>218030289Why girl that he saved run away and not give him sex?
>>218030761I unleash my inner brute of BRAPken and hang up and go back to sleep
How's Maekar for the rest of the story? Does he feel for what happened to his brother? Does he try to be a good ruler?
rewatching the scene on my pc. Aerion goes for the kill near the start by stabbing him in the neck. All in all, the fight is easily the best filmed duel in all of westeros adaptations. the cinematography and editing reminds me of ridley scott. the ser arlan fight was amazing too.
>>218030676Well it is hbo.
My lesson from all this: don’t be a fucking hero.
So how does the magic work in ASOIAF?So far it's all just seemed like vague bullshit.
>no smallfolk cheering Dunk>no green apple>no Duncan compared to DunkThis was typical zogslop crap instead of showing the soul of the story. I dunno why you are circlejerking about it.
>>218030819should've spent more time training instead of dyeing his moustache like a retard
>>218030688Without dragons 1 bad king can bring them down
>>218030819>Dickon Flowers "The Bastard of Beesbury" dies in Maegor's trial of seven>Jaehaerys personally kills Braxton Beesbury in a trial by combat>Humfrey Beesbury dies in Duncan's trial of sevenWhat does Gurm have against these guys?
>>218030833smallfolk did cheer dunk though?
>>218030699It’s not good and like I said I’ll lurk a few threads and pick up the memes. No disrespect if you like it, I just don’t.
>>218030430He just came back from redgrass fields, where he fought on the winning side. He had to get something out of it.Think marines and camaros.
>>218030349viserys 2 clearly
Why Dunk not killed the bad prince?
>>218030869because he yielded? mother is for mercyremember ser arlan"IN THE NAME OF THE MOTHER SPARE THAT BOY!"
>>218030733Damn Raymund was a bro, fought his Cousin the entire time and still helped Dunk out with two drive bys
>>218030745Because Bobby B and Stannis would have wrecked Dorne much worse than they did the Iron Islands. Stormlanders hate dornish scum just on general principle.
>>218030586What would be his chances to survive if he was send to the modern ER?
>>218030847stop fooling
>>218030894now you're being pedanticwatch them cheer him after he gets up
>>218030459Goodnight sweet prince
>>218030811Somewhere along the line tits became farts, and I wanna know who at HBO is responsible.
>>218030894He's right tho. You're being retarded.
>>218030900That's a completely different thing. What I posted is one of the most iconic parts of the book.
>>218030914Sorry but you're a normie if you thought this episode lived up to the source material.
>>218030915>>218030833>>no smallfolk cheering Dunk>smallfolk cheer for dunk tho>>UM NO
>>218030930It's slop
>>218030819If you’re going to sting, let it bee for something that matters.
>>218030925It did. Better even.
SOMEONE POST THE DISCORD
>>218030345She had recently flowered and wanted Dunk to sweep her off her feet and bed her right then and there while the princes and her father heard her moan with pleasure. When he didn't, her she-woman tendencies made her wroth.
Tourists are littering my general now that my dragon show is good againBut I worry not, for I know our autism will filter them out
>Why doesn't Ned agree to fight the Mountain?
Preston can rank autistically about ravens in cauldrons but he thinks the devil doesn't appear in the bible?
>>218031004Preston is a godless libtard.
need was under the impression that people value honor
I think we should get rid of our judicial system and just have people duke it out on horseback
>>218031038We're getting closer to this every year which is nice
Why does Bloodraven kill/cuck the only good targs?
sex with dunk and baelor
>>218031050Based. Now if only we could have honorable men in law enforcement/military rather than psychotic power tripping rapists, things would be a little less bleak
>>218030992Because he confessed his own "guilt" in exchange for a deal that would protect Sansa and Arya that Joffrey tossed down the shitter.
Do we know who Rohanne Webber is yet? They're filming
>>218031071my gf
bravo peter jackson
if fire can't kill a dragon, why dont targs just melt hot alloys to all their weakpoints?
>>218031071Lucy BoyntonI can work with this
>>218031071Some Norman bitch
>>218031071>>218031086I keep seeing anons post this but not a single thing proving it
I don't understand why they removed the Tom Bombadil part (the best part)?
>>218030289Lancel Lannister and Robb Stark are relentlessly handsome.
>>218031086Isn't one of the big twists of The Sworn Sword that the Red Widow is actually a young hotty and not some old hag? I hope they find a way to keep that twist in the show.
Is Maekar a bad father?
>>218031106>Tom Bombadilidiote
>>218031101The leaks say it's true>Doubting the leaksa foolish notion
>>218031111He maybe spoils them to much. But he atleast seem to actually care. Killed his brother in a tard rage over seeing his son get turned into a woman by DUNC
>>218031108Is this post gay?
>>218031111All his kids turned out shit, except for Egg who was raised by Dunk and Aemon who left the family at a very young age.
>Meanwhile: Aemon at the Citadel
>>218031142Egg turned out to be shit too.
>>218031147He doesn't lose his marbles until much later
>>218031109Shes and evil spider witch that can change forms using vile sorcery.
>>218031109I wouldn't say it's a 'big twist'. When he first arrives at the castle they pretend some old hag is lady Webber but it's pretty quickly revealed who the real one is.
i hope next episode has no less than 30 minute flashback about dunc and his escapades with some random tranny character played by an actor of gender and then 8 actually good minutes.
>>218031111In terms of not doing the best job of connecting with/raising them, yes. In terms of caring about them I would say no. His freakout at trying to save Aerion from getting pulped by a colossus stood out. I'm guessing the death of their mother didn't help things either.
>>218031179Tiktok vids seems more to your tastes and attention span.
The flashback was pure shit, nobody cares about some Mutt.
>>218030891can't be done anon, even with all our progress there is nothing you can do for someone with that kind of injury, at most we'd be able to keep him alive for maybe a day but either way he's a goner
>>218030453>rhapegar rapegaryenBeen dreaming about him again cuckbert? Also all those except rhaegar held important positions and died when they're in their late 30s/40s yet didn't show a single sign of madness.
>>218031108>pole smoker detected
>>218031196if you thought the mutt was the point of that flashback you are retarded
>>218031204Rhaegar was a prophesy obsessed idiot tho. Dragon dreams are the bane of the targs.
when i first saw Tywin skinning that moose, i thought it was so cool, what a great intro for a character. And now after learning to skin animals i realise it looks retarded, all you have to do is cut the webbing as you pull it back the hide but he's going back and forth slicing. the hide would look like swiss cheese by the end and there would be fur allover the meat.
>>218031147He was right though. First, Westeros is a wasteland akin to the Middle East or Somalia. Might even be more accurate to say it’s like Mexican cartels killing each other non stop. All anyone wants to do there is kill or rape each other. The only way to keep order is something like dragons and even with dragons, it only took a few generations for Westeros to conspire and find a way to exterminate the dragons and after that it was just rebellion after rebellion. Second, Egg’s approach to bringing back the dragons as far as we know was a thoughtful attempt and close to what ultimately worked with Dany. The problem is, Westeros doesn’t want a central authority. Of course, the Others (at least on the show) ensure that without such a central authority, everyone would eventually die.
I didn't mind the flashbacks but I am going to edit the video so it cuts to Arlan saying Get Up right after dunk is knocked down, so I can watch the pure kino fight in the future
Do you suppose that he was responsible for planting the idea in Egg of trying to use magic to bring back dragons?Also if Egg had succeeded what would the fallout have been? Would the lords have immediately rebelled to avoid being held hostage by scaly fire monsters for hundreds more years?
Dumb klepto was asking for it. it was cute the first time, but then doing it again immediately after getting caught and shaken down? she got what she deserved. No idea how she even survived so long.
>>218031196Did you sleep though school
>>218030598It was a freak situation if you've ever been in a crazy car crash people will be walking around with organs hanging out and whatnot.
>>218031196The flashback was about Dunk denying the life of crime the mutt offered and pursuing Arlan for a life of chivalry and knighthood, retardGOD
>>218030724egg >>>>>> luke >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bran
>>218031196That mutt is the most kino part of Dune Prophecy
>>218031277I know this isn't true because I was there for the height of Lukeposting and I literally have not seen a single eggposterYou're the first
>>218031248Im not talking about that dragon hatching plan. That might have been worth a try, we dont know the specifics. We do know that egg tried to rule a medieval shithole society as some modern day progressive libshit and couldn't understand why that didn't work out and everyone was about 5 minutes away from open revolt before summerhall.
>>218031253They would have had to keep them a secret and make it seem as if the whole thing failed.
>>218031253Maesterchads would poison them, easy peasy.
>>218030327so humans don't need religion, religion needs humans ?
>how it feels to be Lord Ashford right nowHe just wanted to host a tournament bros...
>>218031320*tips fedora as atheist society descends into low IQ debauchery and disregard for the human condition*
>>218031281Thats not a very high standard to meet. Dune prophecy was terribly mediocre.
>>218030672>modern day technology can’t compete with “let’s pour boiling oil on his wounds”Why are you lying?
>>218031334>Ashford name remembered forever>keeps the prize moneyhe's laffin
>>218031311Yeah Westeros does not lend itself to that sort of rule without dragons to enforce it. Pre-Conquest Westeros was often a Hellscape, so coming in and telling everyone to treat the lower class better by unenforceable decree after multiple rebellions were already popping off wasn’t going to go over well. Westeros wants to go back to the cartel warfare days. It seeks it.
>>218030598>>218030672>>218031340i think if immediately walked into a modern trauma center at the battle's conclusion they could have saved him but he still would have had permanent, likely debilitating brain damage.
>>218030598>doctor A what? In Westeros?
>>218031111In hindsight? Not reallyHis only evil child is Aerion, who eventually got exiled by Maekar which is the best thing he could do for him and everyone elseDaeron being a schizophrenic farseer wasn't his fault, he was cursed by fate. He's a drunkard but he's inoffensiveAemon was an intelligent fella and already became a maester by the time he was 17-18Egg hated the jewish nobility and was the greatest King for the common man (which is largely thanks to Dunk, but that's only because Maekar allowed Egg to squire for him)Daella and Rhae got married off to normal families and Aemon remembers them fondly, no hint of madness or bitterness
WILL BOILING OIL FIX BAELOR'S HEAD THOUGH??
I'm looking forward to dragonslop S3.
>>218031360They could definitely save him. He was basically the equivalent of a billionaire. If a billionaire walks into a top tier hospital, they are getting the most advanced of the advanced treatments imaginable. There’s an entirely different layer of the medical system billionaires have access to because they can pay for it directly and don’t need insurance companies to approve and recommend their care.
>>218031111(quads representing his 4 sons, noice)Anyway, 2 decent shits out of 4 is not so bad. But yeah he could've slapped Daeron and Aerion around more.
>>218031318>Maesters poison dragons and try to shut down magic>Maesters fail to make any meaningful scientific/technological advancements in hundreds of yearsWhat the fuck is the point of their order? Just to learn basic history and medicine so that you can be a glorified walking encyclopedia for Lord Waspton of Paperhusk? Are they even permitted to fuck?
The trial of the 7 was Medieval Times Joust tier. Over the top flashy diving. We don't see any of the others fight. Instead we see people jobbing left and right
>>218031438>DREADFUL IN VENGEANCE, RIGHTEOUS AND GLORIOUSThe start of his revenge arc is gonna be kino
>>218031253Would Jesus Targaryen absolve them all?
>>218031454i want to fugg that boy
>>218031439medical science isn't magic. His brain damage was pretty substantial. There's a good chance he'd never see properly again and would have speech and memory issues forever.
>>218031479truthnvke
>>218031446They gather info and keep all magic knowledge to themselves. Long term they probably want to overrun westeros with lyseni mutts.
>>218031253>Would the lords have immediately rebelled to avoid being held hostageBeen reply this to those who wondered why the Seven Kingdoms didn't rebel once the Targs lost their dragons:For 2 centuries of rule I assume they're cordial with some of the Great Houses of Westeros, whether the Targs sided with them during disputes or they're thankful to the Targs for giving them gold lands titles or even daughters to marry. And some of the houses are related to the Targs (cousins iirc) which makes kinslaying a no-no.It wouldn't be Targs vs 7 Kingdoms, it will be civil war.
>>218031513He couldnt believe his good luck
>>218031513>>218031526He wished a Targ would die during the Trial and was surprised his wish actually came true.
Was Baelor about to ask Dunk to come work for him right before he died?
>>218031565He basically did ask"I need good men. The realm.." he was about to say needs good men but that's when he stumbled backwards
>>218031565Clear sign Baelor has brain damage
>>218031565Yes. Then Dunk could live his dream of being a gold cloak and asking sers to stop raping. Just like the guy that killed his mutt girl back in the day.
What was the Blackfyre rebellion all about? Daemon and Dareon didn't seem antagonistic to each other.
What would be the nicest and shittiest places to live as an average peasant in Westeros?
>>218031592He bore the sword
Ser Arlan beat a Dothraki bloodrider in single combat
>>218031565Yes he wanted Dunk's sword
>>218031606with his cock
>>218031592Westeros nobles, in their eternally unquenchable ambition, convinced Daemon to rebel.
>>218031592Engineered conflict created by (((weirwoods))) and their pasty albino manservant
>>218031604nicest? Reach or Arborshittiest? Flea Bottom part where Davos used to live.
Living in Tyrell lands with nice gardens and pretty maidens dancing and having flowers in their hair and singing and giggling
>>218031604>niceThe Westerlands seem pretty nice for normies. The Reach too.>shittiestThe iron islands and the north. Bleak shitholes where life is hard for nobodys.
>>218030607He's a knight, fuck are they gonna do?
I think I'd rather live on the Iron Islands than in the Vale. The people in the Vale just seem weird. The vibes are all off. At least with the Ironborne it's simple. Of course I don't WANT to live there either
>>218031604Has anything bad ever happened in Old Town? >Big city amenities and trading economy so lots of jobs>Citadel so you can get decent medical treatment>Hightowers are relatively sane house
>>218030745because if anybody with a brain(obviously not Targs) put together an actual plan to crush Dorne, it would be easy. Their entire army already got put to the sword at the Trident. 90% of their population is based around a single river, if Dorne got cocky Stannis and Robert would depopulate Dorne and Ned's Norfmen would have a nice vacation destination for the winter
>>218031641There's unwashed savages in the Vale compared to the Iron Islands where YOU'RE the unwashed savage.
>>218030607who the hell is going to investigate two low cloaks dying in flea bottom?
>>218030668Yeah but Bloodraven masking as Pate pulled the helmet off.
>>218031628A peasant wouldn't see any of that. Your ass is working in the fields.
>>218031604For the average person. I feel like the Free Cities of Bravos would be okay for an average person. King's Landing is a shithole for poor people. Braavos is a trading hub, so you would always find jobs and pull yourself up in the world. Other than that, I say the reach Highgarden or the Hightower would be nice places. Highgarden, there are tons of fertile lands so that you could nest yourself a farm.
>>218030322Why does her dress have an areola?
>>218030492>Would you wear this in publicNah, I've already got a GoT sweatshirt.
>>218030688He would've also died of Spring Sickness(Bloodraven's super-aids)
The RiverlandsWhat's the point of them?
>>218031648Something very bad is about to happen in old town.
>>218031681I'd be happy with Tyrellian farmgirls to be honestSome nice milkmaidensI could see myself living in a place like that
>>218030607well hard to prove they got shanked if their bodies and bones are used for the bowls of brown...
>>218031467Baelor is giant retard compared to his chad brother.
Do you think anyone referred to Maekar as "Breakskull" after the trial?
HOTD is in shambles.Everybody loves AKOTSK, everybody is enjoying the show, the people yearn for the Dunk, every social media page you go to you see clips and edits of the show, positive comments everywhere.What now?
>>218031248>First, Westeros is a wasteland akin to the Middle East or Somaliawhy don't targshits go back to Essos if Westeros is so bad? They created that hellhole of slavery and degeneracy after all
>>218031334He bet on Dunk.
>>218030607>No one cares two police officers got shanked in bright daylight?>in bright daylight?>daylight?Anon, Westeros is the rainiest place on Planetos.
>>218031716You pull the ripcord.
>>218031715only once
>>218031716more lesbiansmore retarded changes
>>218031687Nah that was the maesters again. Probably accidentally escaped their pathology lab.>two big plagues in westerosi history>both centred on OldtownCohencidence?
>>218031592Proxy Blackwood/Bracken conflict.
>>218031739Is Battle of the Gods Eye this season or 4?
>>218031716post edits>>>/wsg/6094396
>>218031695>Euron summons a kraken to attack Oldtown>It is immediately atomized by a solar powered deathray from the citadel >Everyone in the city goes about business as usual. Hightowers barely look up from their dinner
>>218030430>that's like the old guy living down the road from you mysteriously having three sports cars in his driveway I guess?Horses weren't that expensive but Arlen could afford them as he had the skills to get paid (even if it's just room & board) by this lord or that.
>>218031695prologue POV chapter should be some boomer maester who denies magic exists getting -ACK'd as Euron summons a kraken to bring down the citadel
>>218031768kekMaekar is my favorite I wish we got more time with him
Who is the most righteous house
>>218031768he laughed when dunk called out baelor for lying about his duel with arlan
>>218030577Indeed, the only more functional society is Braavos.
Bros I just remembered Sunfyre is dead in the show
>>218031754These niggers are going to drag it out for season 4. This season is going to be the Battle of the Gullet and the Fall of King's Landing, probably. I think they might change it so that the battle of the God's Eye is the final thing in the show, and move up Tumbleton and all of Dareon Targaryan's stuff, because we see Daemon and Dareon filming together. The problem with getting high-profile actors like Matt Smith is that you're paying them millions, and if you kill them off in 3 seasons, it's a waste of money for the studio.
>>218030430>>218031770>>218030580>Arlan know Dothraki songsis it possible Arlan got horses (probably not all 3) from the Dothraki while in Essos and brought them back to Westeros?
>>218031780There is only one answer
>>218031780the only good lord is a dead lord
>>218031795No he's notAnd he's actually getting more screentime next seasonBut they're also completely changing the story (Aegon gets kidnapped and escapes with Sunfyre, rather than Sunfyre coming to Dragonstone where Aegon was) so make of that what you willI really wanted to see a wounded sunfyre fighting which we will get, but I also liked the story how it was (Who's to know the heart of a dragon) and the writers are shit, soo..
>>218031795he didn't die? It's going to be a reveal that he was alive and makes Sunfyre eat Rhaenyra.
>>218031798It won't be the end of the series. It has to end with Rhaenyra getting her final, triumphant girlboss moment with Sunfyre. God's Eye will probably be the penultimate episode.
>>218031803i want to hit that with a sledgehammer
>>218031813>>218031820Confirmed?I don't wanna be baited with cope. I saw some leaks that he claims grey ghost instead.
>>218031681>A peasant wouldn't see any of that. Your ass is working in the fields.Gurm don't know shit about history, the tech, social and political conditions on Westeros wouldn't have been virtually enslaved serfs as he portrays it, the nobility and peasantry would have lived in close cooperation with each other.
The more I read the books the more I realize D&D were frauds from the start
>>218031834>I saw some leaks that he claims grey ghost instead.That would be retarded (this is not me saying it's impossible given the writers)
>Lands and title in Westerosvs>Wealth and resources in EssosWhat are you going for?
>>218031795This is black nigger propaganda. Sunfyre lives and will get revenge of the traitors and usurpers.
>>218031071>Do we know who Rohanne Webber is yet?
This meme but it's Dunk and Egg with HOTD looming in the background.
>>218031834Leaked Aegon speech confirms sunfyre is alive
>>2180317880:04>>218031774show maekar is so much funnier than his book counterpart lmao hes such a bitch. It makes me doubly sad we don't see more of him after this, his actor is compelling enough that I'd love to see him struggle with grief and being king.
Could you sing us a song? I'd love to hear a song.
>>218031835Doesn't this vary from region to region and time to time
>>218031810>democracyKekkkAbsolute Monarchy is something I wish for irl tbqhIs Westeros even that? Seems just feudal
>>218030894And instead of this, the show gave us... a fart.
>>>/wsg/6094437Aegonbros.. we'll be back.. it'll be our time again.. it's not over...
>>218031669>Yeah but Bloodraven masking as Pate pulled the helmet off.Holy schizo
All rise for King Maekar I anthemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI&list=RD8AHCfZTRGiI&start_radio=1
Think we get a HOTD trailer/teaser on Sunday with the finale?
>>218030327Define "furry's wet-dream"Will there be fox ladies with HH-titcups and wide hips?
>>218031795
>>218031802Plenty of horses in Westeros, importing one from overseas would be needlessly expensive.
>>218031878Soon
>>218031893>@housethedragons>translated from huehuehueForgive me for being sceptical.
>>218031756>>>/wsg/6094427>>>/wsg/6094428>>>/wsg/6094429>>>/wsg/6094431>>>/wsg/6094441
>>218031844Lands and titles in Westeros brings wealth and resources, no?Probably the latter because I don't have to engage in politics. I wouldn't fare well with my Tytos Lannister personality.
If I could add one scene to HOTD it would be Aegon and Helaena's wedding. The cringe would be off the charts.
>>218031915these all fucking suck. be gone with you.
Aerion suffered a career ending CORTISOL SPIKE after getting HEIGHTMOGGED by the pennytree hedgeknight
That wound looked pretty bad, is Baelor going to die?
>>218031866>Doesn't this vary from region to region and time to timeSure, it evolved over time but slave-like serfs as in Russia was a very late development.In Westeros, the nobility have virtually no interaction with the peasantry, other then to rob, rape and kill them.
OUT OF MY WAY YOU FUCKING SHITS! MY BOY NEEDS ME!
Ser? Ser come on... you gotta get up. Ser... we gotta go to the Maester. HEELP! SOMEBODY! anybody... help. I didn't mean for it to happen, there was the Trial, Ser Steffon betrayed me, and Baelor saved me... and now... what am I gonna do?
>>218031971
>>218031976Is that Maekar? I can't tell with all the fog and dim lighting.
>>218031976Baelor was such an average warrior, Maekar is right to be pissed. Baelor took all the credit for the Battle of Redgrass when Maekar was doing all the work.
WHY DIDNT THEY MAKE THE LAUGHING STORM LAUGH AT SOMEONE REEEEE
>>218030392>following the Melasandrist hereticsNgmiTrust in Benerro
>>218031976Is one of these not basic and obvious horse protection for a joust?
>>218031984
>>218031998>Baelor was such an average warrior….BUT A BRILLIANT MAESTER!!
>>218030947turbonormie, then
>>218031913Fair but that guy is actually a well known set leakerHere's the daeron leakhttps://x.com/housethedragons/status/1946206262208696740/
IN THE NAME OF THE TRANNY LET THAT THEM GO
Was it known that the good targerian will die in this epsiode?
>>218031964kinslaying rat. hang his entire bloodline with him
>>218032060Baelor is the one that signed up to be a kinslayer, Maekor was just defending his son
>>218032060He didn't mean it stop bullying him
Targs are weak to bludgeoning damage so maces deal double against them
i am at episode 3, and am i tripping or does the eyepatch guy who met egg look very similar to the lannister twins from hotd?
>>218031565Baelor only had 19 good men and he needed 20 to complete his set
>>218030392No. Lord of light is cringe but Stannis is still based
>>218032089I dont see it at all
>>218031610>wow guys are being nice to eachother, that means they're gaythis is so womencoded it hurts. Women cant comprehend that guys can like eachother and have a brotherly bond trough honor. Thats because women dont understand that you can like a person but not romantically.Women all hate eachother secretly
Why did Bloodraven orchestrate all this to put Maekar on the throne?
>>218031695>Something very bad is about to happen in old town.but not to the Hightowershttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771256386544118.mp4
>>218032089>>218032103He does look a bit like punished Tyland Lannister
>>218032109He hates black haired Targs
How would a /got/ mercenary company fare
>>218032128>a man who denied the false queen their treasure
>>218032144Fucking terribly have you ever swung a sword
>>218032108it's unserious mashing of action figures together, no need to seethe
>>218031915damn these are gay
>>218032123I love this fandom so much. The collective psychosis from waiting for Winds is a wonder to behold.
>>218032137Black hair reminds him of Bittersteel.He warg'ed into Cersei to cuck Robert to prevent ANY black haired king rising to the Iron Throne.
I just don't see how House Targaryen will ever have any legitimacy after this.They're done.
targbros.. it's over
>>218032144>Stop raping, sers
>>218031695Leyton will ally with euron
What is the ultimate fate of House Baratheon?Legitimization of Edric Storm?
Why in this episode they not showing who else died?
>>218030315Deadass* field
>>218032213They shot the entire sequence from dunk the lunk's POV
>>218032144we might survive getting stabbed by arrows or melee weapons or trampled by horses but we're not surviving boiling oil on our wounds
>>218032209They survive and continue breeding generations of pure chads
>>218032103>>218032128surely you mean ser hue?
>>218032220This is not POV.
Can't stop thinking about storming the Maidenvault to find the incestuous aliens
I have nightmares of going to Maidenpool and going into one of the maidenpools naked and I get a boner and coom early and all the girls laugh at me and I leave humilaited
>>218032265My wife
>>218032209I think Edric legitimized and married Margeary? She's cursed with Baratheon husbands. Renly, Joffrey, and Tommen?
>>218032276How are you able to remember all those characters' names?
>>218031439A billionare died a while back getting dick surgery. The dude was dead when his brain got smushed, the helmet was acting as his skull and he was utterly fucked. He wouldnt have lasted much longer.
>>218032276Two of those aren't Baratheons
>>218032200kek
>>218032293But they're legally Baratheon.
>>218032265>>218032272trying to imagine how long Daena and the others were locked up in there and how horny they got that Daena said fk it and went to the closest Targ dick she could find and get knocked up
>>218032209Arya decides she wants to be a housewife after all and marries gendry and bran legitimizes him
>>218031483>medical science isn't magicYou know what is magic? Magic. Where the fuck were Bloodraven and Shiera
>>218031081Is there an artfag that can do the "ill sit on your face" meme but with these two?
>>218032289Impossible, he has outstanding intellectI keep mixing up the greyjoy girl with that wilding girl with the Starks... Osha? Or was it Asha? ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH THEY SOUND SO SIMILAR SAVE ME D&D!!!!!!
>tfw you'll never see Bessie react to kino ever againIt hurts bros
>>218032109jon and daenerys gotta be born
>>218030289>Fuck off!
>>218031851It should be Christina Hendricks
Do you think getting a 9+ on IMDB is enough to motivate him to finish at least one more Dunk short story? Its just 120 pages.
>>218032451What does George do all day? Other great procrastinators of our time like Miura have well documented hobbies they spent their time on but I don't know much about GRRM
new pie >>218032460
>>218032451lollmaoDnE is his favorite work, but why would he write more? he's old, fat and loaded beyond imagination
>>218031071
Full plated armor is cringe. Jon Snow won the battle of the bastards just in leather.
>>218032530Yep DEX >STR. Thats why Jonny boy was able to dodge 3 fucking archer volleys + all the charging horses/lances with ease.
>>218032530The new show is just martinslop. Battle of the bastards was true GOT kino and the highest rated episode of all time
>>218032332Is it true green haired girl kicked her out?
Are we all in agreement that GoT S01 and KoTSK S01 are the only seasons where the showrunners had respect and reverence for the source material and the world GRRM created?
>>218030459gn
