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anyone have the image of the girl chimping out when told to freeze? its a stick figure edit of black men being arrested or something
>>218032496Armor looks so fucking aesthetic. You'd imagine there would be entire clothing brands that make clothes mimicking the look. Like suits and tie mimick the look of military uniforms.fuck Tshirts, I want to aura farm in full plate
sex with baelor
>>218032463JUSTICE FOR JAEHAERA
>>218032460If they pulled the helmet off would he die?
>bloodraven when he kills yet another member of his family in the dumbest way possible for "the prophecy"
>>218032514You can wear whatever you want you know
nah cause why egg dripped the fuck out
>>218032486you mean this?
>Pate tears the helmet off Baelor as Raymun steadies him. For a moment, no one speaks. Baelor sways in place, eyes wide...>...Wide with the relief of having that helm off his head!>“Good work, this helm,” Pate tells him. “It saved your life, Your Grace.” >Baelor who is totally fine and actually feeling pretty good nods to them in thanks. “My son’s armor. I owe him for the pleasure.”
>>218032460I don't understand why not sex scenes of very hot women where tits and bush shown but penis scene presenrmt and it feels ltyle gay? Your thoughts anons?
What can men do against such reckless hate?
>>218032544she should've cut off the creep's dick for playing with her hair
>>218032531>Bloodraven kills off most of his family for a prophecy so Arya could kill the nightking, all dragons save for 1 get killed off, The last remaining members of his house are either dead or sent to the wall and vowed to celebacy and the kingdom is at the whims of a sellsword who was given the reigns of the food production >>218032544yes, thanks fren
>>218032514Leather is what fantasy and medieval protagonists wear>Aragorn>Jon>Raymund>Geralt>DrizztAll leather armor wearers, steel is just too clunky and villainous looking
>>218032544Why he killed her in stead of raping her?
>>218032576because they probably did that already
>>218032586That would mean dunk is a cuck?
>>218032599i don't think dunk gets off to his waifu being raped
>>218032599that's stupid...dunk only has a childhood crush on her, that wouldn't make him a cuck.
I side with Aerion. Fuck Dunk, fuck the poor, they aren't people. Fuck Flea Bottom, fuck the browns and darkies and their simps like Dunk. Nobility First.
are there no true knights among this thread?
>>218032635Based.fellow Hilters?
If any knight can make another knight there must be a lot of fraud in this system?
>>218032635>words said before getting pummeled by a lowborn
>>218032638I think if we've learned anything from this show it's that being a true knight is how you get good people killed.
Why targs lost their dragons?
>>218032652Fraud? In a feudal system? Never!
>>218032652isn’t dunk a fraud? we’ve never seen him get knighted and he clearly didn’t know how to do it.
>>218032666Because Rhaenyra wanted to be queen of dragonstone for half a year.
>>218032662I learned from this show that you must have a big penis to score with chicks
>>218032676I really wonder how season 3 of HOTD is going to finagle it's way into making Rhaenyra's historically shit reign into something that's not her fault
>>218032638*farts*
>>218032691I watched this show yet I remember almost nothing about it.
Am I allowed to say that I think Lyonel's actor is a bit too brown.
>>218032733do you not tan
I could piss in any gutter and soak five of you.
>>218032764you need a clout in the ear?
>Mfw no bloodraven b plot in king's landing
Westerosi knight shocks khalasar by singing in perfect Dothraki
>>218032733Why does he look so brown in this and yet naturally white in the Gentlemen? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1jLozqdMcA
>>218032777Aerion is lucky he didn't walk into Gin Alley
>>218032752nope. I just burn and freckle.From what I can see, the actor is 100% english but if he's a 'dark brit' it's questionable, leaning into mixed territory. It's only a little distracting because the series has leaned so hard into having families carry identifiable traits and Lyonel seems completely different to all the Baratheons we've seen
I can’t keep up with these threads. Jesus Christ, where did all these tourists come from?
>>218032784Why do the Dothraki have a word for "mercy" if they don't have one for "thank you"?I mean it's super retarded that Gurrm wrote them that way, but now you have to keep consistent.
>>218032820It's ok rn, but the threads are too fast during burger hours. There's no point in replying to anyone, let alone effortpost ...
>>218032820In the original got he raped her and murdered her children but theycafter that they did not prosecute him for war crimes? Unrealistic moment
>>218032842I miss our shit dragon show, the good dragon show just isn’t the same.
what would be the sneed moment of this show?
>>218032784>we're doing a long sequence with Ser Arlan, a hugely important character to shaping Dunc's personality>this also interrupts a climactic fight scene so there should be some relevance to the context>let's just have him sing in a made-up language10/10 adaptation
>>218032940you're fun at parties
>>218032928A noble rolling up in a flashback while Ser Arlan clowns him
>>218032764AND?
>>218032961You should shut your fucking hole. Ugly little cunt. You look like a fucking ball sack. Ugly looking stupid cunt face. I could piss in any gutter and sow five of you. You know how much they pay me to kill a man at King's Landing? Seven silvers. They told me a man's name and that man never saw daylight again. None of them cocksuckers got away from me. I haven't lost a fight since I was nine. MAYBE IT'S TIME? DO YOU THINK? EH? Maybe you're the man. EH? CUNT? You wouldn't stand a chance. None of you would. I was a fucking LEGEND in Gin Alley. The fucking LEGEND. I would take any knight, ANY knight, any time. Fucking cunts in steel plate fucking cowards.
....semoc Hewon tsaf evom sdaerht eht, suseJ
>>218032561so poojeet inflate the rating ?that show is another jeet scam
>>218032576He probably gets to rape hot girls every day. No point in doing it with that man-looking brown street rat.I guess he's thinking about it when he plays with her hair, but then decides against it and lets her go. She just had to be retarded and provoke him to killing her though.
>>218032981hide your power level, Ira Parker...
>>218032994>steal a dagger from a man you literally just got away from being punished for stealing >:O when you get your throat opened for being a double niggerDeserved
>>218032987.won yad a eciwt ro ecno meht miks tsuj dna ylreporp meht gnidaer pu nevig evah I
>>218033031A man who raises his hand on a woman cant be call a man really
>>218033051>women should be exempt from punishment because...they just should, okay?!Mmmnyo
>>218033044We're back like a vertebrae, baby
>>218032652yeah probably but the whole point is it doesn't really matter as long as people think you're a knight or that you uphold their values, it's already the case that being knighted by a king or some legendary knight is much more impressive
>>218033051Shut up, bitch.
>>218032652>If any knight can make another knight there must be a lot of fraud in this system?Yes, there's an interesting example of this in book 3
>>218032652I'm betting nepotism is rampant in that
>>218033031and it was a weapon, this is like getting stopped by a cop and going for his gun. If anything, she deserved worse.
>>218033051We had a law that regulated how we beat women for a reason.
Dunk would’ve supported Stannis
>>218033112Dunk is a simp for all lords as long as they don't touch one of his brown sex toys.
might rewatch the latest episode skipping the flashback because i suspect it wasn't actually that bad otherwise
i'm catching up and holy shit ser arlan's cock is huge. what was the thread like when the episdoe drpoped?
>>218033129it's still really bad
>>218033112Stannis's lack of mercy would have disgusted Dunk, but I also can't see him backing anyone else
>>218033146>what was the thread like when the episdoe drpoped?huge
>>218032460Why didn't Rob marry that QT that Edmure Tully married?
apparently george ranks the finale of AKOTSK higher than the last two episodes, his favorite episode despite them having almost no book material left to go on..
>>218033161do you have them?
Which King was as just as Ned Stark and as lustfilled as Aegon the UnworthyThat's me
>>218033176i'm only 5 inches
>>218033163He was an idiot and an oathbreaker
>>218033182not really a king but Daemon Blackfyre, i guess Jaehaerys I was kinda honorable/just and really horny
>>218033163he probably would have but there wasn't time for wedding arrangements because he was busy fighting battles and then breaking his oath before picking out his betrothed
>>218033073nice ass..who dat?
>without you i'm a silhouette
Is marijuana cannon to Westeros?
>>218032581what's with all these ugly ass injuries? thank the seven, GoT didn't go with book injuries esp for tyrion.
>>218033228Sansa's stunt double
>>218033228sandor cleagne
>>218033051feminist ahh thinking that emerged in modern times. knights didn't give a shit about that
>>218033264What was the stunt?
This should have been a seven episode series and before Aerion fucked up Humphrey Harding we should have had an episode to introduced the both Humphreys and have a battle of the Humphreys Joust.
>>218033289so you want more fanfiction
>>218033163westerlands witch did witchery on him
>>218033073>posts a guy who refused to beat the girl he's currently holding
>>218033281He carried her off after chopping up her designated rape gang during a riot Joffrey started
For a guy who cares a lot about the Lannisters he doesn’t seem to care that after his dysgenic dwarf son his heirs aren’t even Lannisters. Unironically what the fuck was his problem
>>218033243>Oscar Tullyeveryone complaining about HotD season 2 can fuck off because of this guy by himself
I miss them...:(
>>218033296>westerlands witch did witchery on himIs that what Westerlanders call a handjob while recovering from battle?
>>218033281Being carried on Sandor's shoulder, apparently. I've seen actors use stunt doubles for the silliest, seemingly most banal "stunts", even more than this one, so I'd believe it.
>>218033318
With the success and popularity of KotSK I really hope that they just finish it with 3 seasons and wrap up HotD and leave this whole franchise behind for good.
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>>218033343Veiny host of dornish spearmen reporting.
>>218033112>>218033152dunk was a king's gard with virtues, it's obvious that he would have join daenerys like barristan did
>>218032674We're not even sure if Arlan IS a knight
>>218033359Barristan didn't give a fuck about her until he got fired from the Kingsguard, neither would Dunk.
>>218033333Checked and rad
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>>218033378Was it explained in the books why Barristan went to KellyC or he's just butthurt he got fired and its just plain old revenge?
you guys think it was a real dick and piss in episode 2?
>>218033359dunk would not support someone who hatches dragons, he'd probably support ridding the world of those beasts
>>218033359>Barristan>honorSame nigga that stood back and let Aerys II use fire as his champion? That guy? Barristan only chimped out when his jewb and pension got taken, like a typical boomer.
>>218033378already said "like barristan did"dunk would be fired from the Kingsguard et join dany with barristan
>>218032981you lahke it rough dont yer? you lahke it in the GHUUUHTERR dont yer?
are there any big titted naked girls on this show yet
>>218033441What did he mean by that?
>>218033449no, but big old man dick for the faggot spectators
>>218033420Guilt at having not saved Rhaegar and for having accepting Bobby B's mercy despite him being a usurper king
>>218033420If i remember correctly he hides in Kings Landing after growing a beard and watches Neds execution and after that he decideds that he wants to serve a true KingHe meets with Illyrio because he wants to find out if Viserys could be that king but Illyrio sends him to Daenerys disguised as an old man
>>218033454its a double entendre:Firstly, she like to do it in dirty places.Secondly, she likes it up the bum (another type of dirty place).We can probably assume this a projection and meera reed is virginal,and would prefer to bathe first and sleep with her husband on a bed covered in the finest silks.
>>218033449Daisy played by Abigail O'Regan had a very brief topless scene in the first episode
>>218033462SAD. Im not watching then
>>218033540>yfw Manfred Dondarrion liked fucking a bitch next to a corpse
>>218033566>next to a corpseI thought the implication was that he liked to pretend that he was fucking a corpse
Blackfyres will rise again.....
>>218033566>next to a corpseHow do you think fetishes work?
>>218032691they're gonna make her council members the scapegoats
Saar dunk
>>218033595Nope
>>218033618Bloodraven is little bitch
>>218033595
>>218033631Sorry, can't hear the whining of the dead
>>218033643I would cut off his cock and then fuck him
>>218033659
>>218033659GAYAY
Dolly Little as Rohanne Webber was a pretty interesting cast
>>218033670He would be my wife, not gay
So uh...I'm guessing Daeron's dream wasn't about Baelor dying since he didn't die falling on top of Duncan and there was no fire, which means the dream is about Summerhall? Actually a pretty gud subversion. All along I thought it was about the trial of the Seven.
Post Raymun drive-bying Aerion
>>218033618KWAB'd
>>218033750
>>218033776CORED
What happened to Rhaegar's body
>>218033842Fed to crows and dogs
If a Targaryen eats a Fossoway, it will die of mercury poisoning.
What if we got a fanfic show of commoner povs in the tourney and afterwards
>lets fuck up dunk with all these injuries to make it look more dramaticWell guess Dunks story is over now that his fucking hand got pierced. How will dunk even pay for the treatment now that baylor is dead?
>>218033903>How will dunk even pay for the treatmentNo idea... not like his squire is a prince or anything
Brightflame losing to a complete amateur like Dunc is just embarrassing. As a noble, there is just no excuse for it. He could literally devote 100% of his time to practicing the art of war, but even just a fraction of that should be far more than enough to best a low born with inferior nutrition who has to toil endlessly to feed himself and stay upright and clean and has no time or money to practice except a little bit of sparring with his drunken old dead knight months/years ago.What did this retard do all day?
>>218033895Robert's*
>>218032635>yields like a bitch
>>218032527The fuck colourfag gon' do?Write a twitlonger?
>>218033903>no charge. I'm NHS
>>218033925>What did this retard do all day?Drink and wench
>>218033174More flashbacks
Who's Maester Aemon in dunk? Have we seen him yet?
>>218033903hot oil is cheap
>>218033961he appears outscreen between book 1 and 2, apparently he almost made it to season 1 but they cut it, we might see him in season 2 though
>>218033329is for insurance reasons
>>218032514You would get hot and constantly whine about it.Nothing is stopping you from dressing up in a suit and tie all the time already.
>>218033961>Have we seen him yet?No Raymun just has a line about them sending Maekars 3rd son to the citadel
>>218032825I can believe that the Dothraki have 20 words for 'rape' before I believe that they can have even 1 word for 'mercy'.
>>218033947Kek. Good movie that one
>>218034008my headcanon: >their word for mercy is the same as their word for "please kill me"
So was Ser Arlan a beast or was he really some meh knight
>>218033618The fetters aren't even golden...
>>218033842They burned it.
>>218033329anon you're comically ill-informed. if you can't see an actor's face in a shot, it generally isn't them. this is almost universal because it saves money to minimize the amount of hours/days the real actors have to be present on-set. there can even be hand doubles in addition to the body doubles. using a body double for an establishing shot where a character walks into a building is completely normal.
>>218033776>OOOOH, there he is. how you like them apples cocksucka
>>218034008I guess they would need a word for what not to do, like showing mercy or cowardice. Whereas with "thank you" it can only really be said in the second person as the person giving thanks
>>218034042Even a meh knight is better than golden pigs.One is a hardened soldier, the other has gained cock warts from fucking Flea Bottom toddlers.
>>218034042who the fuck knows. the show just throws away his screentime accomplishing nothing.
>>218033991thats not the pointMilitary uniforms of the 20th century were turned into formal attire that is worn globally.I dont understand why the same didnt happen for the armored man look.You dont need to have steel on you. But you could form fabric to give it an armored look but still be wearable. Like imagine a coat thats designed to mimic armorLook at how aesthetic and powerful Baelor looks here. >>218032496
>>218034042Goldencloaks are fodder. Its just the police force.A shitty knight is still a knight, and seeing as Arlan served all over the 7 kingdoms and still reached his old age means he wasnt a complete jobberIts like a normal police officer going hand to hand with a hobo ex marine
>>218034042He served under like 6 different lords and survived 40 years as a knightPrime Arlan was probably a beast
>>218034042Definitely not a beast, not sure where you got that impression. Below average knight, but still a knight that constantly participated in tournaments and went toe-to-toe with his betters and fought on campaigns, so some random shithole's street enforcer isn't a serious opponent, even when he's impaired by alcohol.
>>218034042he broke 7 lances against Baelor
LEAVE THAT BOY ALONE
>>218033618the brown dragon
>>218033776Appleboy saves the day
>>218032576Because no one’s allowed to rape after GOT S5, unless it’s Aegon II then that’s fine because he’s a hecking evil chud.
>>218034147>arya_in_braavos.webm
>>218034131I heard it was 11
Why is Dunk so much better than HOTD?
>>218034213Fewer Targaryens and the ones that are present are getting fucked
>>218034147This is canonically what happened when the Fossoways tried to enter the Arbour market.
>>218034147>>218034196
>>218034223There are more extant Targaryens during the timeframe of Dunk and Egg than any other time after the Doom.
>>218034213Less 'powerful' women
>>218032460
I just read the wiki plot of the second novella and I must say...God damn, Rohanne is literally my male fantasy. Any films with female characters like that?
Would a Blackfyre show be good
CLEGANEBOWL GET HYPE
