The qt patootie of the morning aka Ned's lover aka Cat seethe's source editionPrevious >>218069693
>>218073068The type of bitch you have a child out of wedlock with and then never think about for the next fourteen years.
Remember when we used to imply shit?
Need need needdd babymaking sekkusuuu
I think there is more to Summerhall that we just don't know. George is so cagey about it, despite the fact that all the fans seem 100% certain what happened there, at least before the reveal that Dunk survives it. I think there is more we don't know.
>>218070024If a kid is on set it's required to be a prosthetic. They had to do the same thing for the 28 Years later movies.
>>218073107Agreed. For me, it's the foremost outstanding lore mystery.
>>218073113Everything after the first half of that movie was sooo shit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nero>Tacitus suspends judgment on Nero's responsibility for the fire; he found that Nero was in Antium when the fire started, and returned to Rome to organize a relief effort, providing for the removal of bodies and debris, which he paid for from his own funds.[71][72] After the fire, Nero opened his palaces to provide shelter for the homeless, and arranged for food supplies to be delivered in order to prevent starvation among the survivors.[71] Tacitus writes that to remove suspicion from himself, Nero accused Christians of starting the fire.[73] According to this account, many Christians were arrested and brutally executed by "being thrown to the beasts, crucified, and being burned alive".[74] Tacitus asserts that in his imposition of such ferocious punishments, Nero was not motivated by a sense of justice, but by a penchant for personal cruelty.[75] Houses built after the fire were spaced out, built in brick, and faced by porticos on wide roads.[76] Nero also built himself a new palace complex known as the Domus Aurea in an area cleared by the fire. The cost to rebuild Rome was immense, requiring funds the state treasury did not have. To find the necessary funds for the reconstruction, Nero's government increased taxation.[77] Particularly heavy tributes were imposed on the provinces of the empire.[78] To meet at least a portion of the costs, Nero devalued the Roman currency, increasing inflationary pressure for the first time in the Empire's history.[f]Which leader in ASOIAF would have done what Nero did?
>>218073093Daena the Defiant gets all the shit but Shanequa Targaryen over here had 55 different baby daddies.
Ashara Dayne is WHIIIITE!
I am your man. Please. Your man.g
>>218073155All slander by maesters/the senatorial class.Nero was a good boy who dindu nuffin.Aerion
>>218073172I need a good night's rest
>>218073241>random hobo who indirectly got your father killed inserts himself onto his deathbed and makes it about himselfI'd be fucking livid too if I was Valarr.
Stannis surrenders Storm's End to Tyrell's, what happens next in Robert's Rebellion?
>>218073266Ackshually it was Aerion's fault
I had a dream where Tyrion and Cersei were having some very intense hate sex and I woke up with the hardest boner of my entire life. Idk what this means anons. I’m very scared.
>>218073266valarr isn't even livid, he just doesn't want to hear it.He does not know dunk, dunk did not truly know his father, his sympathies mean very little and to be honest yes he does wish the gods had taken the hedge knight instead.
>>218073299dragon dreams...
RollanDubs for Henrietta
>>218073316He tells Dunk that his actions led to the death of someone infinitely better than him and that he should fuck off.If someone tells you that after the death of their father, that you inadvertently caused, they are not happy with you.
>>218073068Jon Snow's mom
>>218073359I mean, he should blame Arieon for trying to sexually assault too tall.
>>218073299In the future you're getting cucked by your gf or wife by either an actual midget or someone shorter than you or an immigrant.
>>218073299Dareon…
>>218073068Ashara has Rhoynar genes? AFAIK not all of Dorne have Rhoynish roots.
>>218073359stop projecting whatever pent up emotions you have onto him>“My father was only nine-and-thirty. He had it in him to be a great king, the greatest since Aegon the Dragon. Why would the gods take him and leave you? Begone with you, Ser Duncan. Begone.”Is far too tame/calm of a thing to say if he was "livid"
>>218073299Did anyone actually dream that you had sex? I swear had that dream once and it felt real. And no, I'm sleeping alone in my apartment.
this thread is the /ptg/ of /tv/ and all of you deserve to die
>>218073299Can you tell us any more info if it is dragon dreams as >>218073333 says, it may be important.
>>218073088>implying I stopped
>>218073434>this thread is the /ptg/ of /tv/ and all of you deserve to dieit's worse
Imagine going from scraping the bottom of the barrel, trying to get any Lord who will give you the time of day to make you their knight, to thinking you're actually about to hit the jackpot with one of the most important Lords in all the realm taking you in and, perhaps more importantly, one who you also deeply respect as a person, to then having that best moment of your life ripped away and turned into the most tragic moment instead.Poor Dunk. At least he's still got a prince for a squire, I guess...
Which houses deserve to be exterminated?
You know the classic retard voice, right?How would a retard say Targ names?
>>218073068People Ned thinks of when he is doomed to die:Sansa and Arya>When he thought of his daughters, he would have wept gladly, but the tears would not come. Even now, he was a Stark of Winterfell, and his grief and his rage froze hard inside him.Cat>The thought of Cat was as painful as a bed of nettles. He wondered where she was, what she was doing. He wondered whether he would ever see her again.Bobby>He found himself thinking of Robert more and more. He saw the king as he had been in the flower of his youth, tall and handsome, his great antlered helm on his head, his warhammer in hand, sitting his horse like a horned god. He heard his laughter in the dark, saw his eyes, blue and clear as mountain lakes. “Look at us, Ned,” Robert said. “Gods, how did we come to this? You here, and me killed by a pig. We won a throne together…”Lyanna>Promise me, Ned, his sister had whispered from her bed of blood. She had loved the scent of winter roses.Ashara>...
>>218073434>the /ptg/ of /tv/Yeah but with slightly less CP.
I'd rather follow a Queen than a King because mayhaps I would get some pussy
>>218073172I thought Dunc was into brown girls. How come he is telling Baelor that he is his new husband?
>>218073509All the mandatory evil houses that got shoved into each kingdom. Ullers, Boltons, Codds, etc
>>218073528Jorah...
>>218073528Not every queen is a nympho like Dany
>>218073509Peake, Baelish and every single Ironnigger that has ever lived
>>218073509Blackwoods
>>218073434True.We're all fucking retarded here.
>>218073509>>218073570There is genuinely no justifying Peake surviving as a house after their numerous crimes against the crown
The cutest and canonest
>>218073605They are funny.
Did Manderly actually eat a pie filled with the flesh of Frey? Was he that dedicated to revenge?
>>218073670Yeah
>>218073670Yep. He a devious fat fuck.
What else is there to do besides The Dance?They bricked it...it could've been as good as peak got
>>218073509All the riverlanders
>>218073509bl*ckwoods
>>218073509Targaryen
>>218073745War of the Nine Penny Kings 2headed big buff guy is strange and shocking enough to be the main guy on posters to get eyeballs from normies. The Golden Company DONE PROPERLY with western plate armour, lots of golden rings and gems, necklaces with war elephants and golden skulls is also very visually striking. Also young Mad king which people will be curious about
>Ser Jaime of House Lannister. Firstborn son of Lord Tywin and Lady Joanna of Casterly Rock. Served against the Kingswood Brotherhood as squire to Lord Summer Crakehall. Knighted in his 15th year by Ser Arthur Dayne of the Kingsguard, for valor in the field. Chosen for the Kingsguard in his 15th year by King Aerys II Targaryen. During the Sack of King’s Landing, slew King Aerys II at the foot of the Iron Throne. Thereafter known as the “Kingslayer.” Pardoned for his crime by King Robert I Baratheon. Served in the honor guard that brought his sister the Lady Cersei Lannister to King’s Landing to wed King Robert. Champion in the tourney held at King’s Landing on the occasion of their wedding.Did Jaime not fight in the Greyjoy chimpout?
>>218073107i almost expect it to be something completely different than just a sacrifice for dragons but like some kind of magical conference call with future Bran or some shit
>>218073745Blackfyre Rebellion, could do a whole show from Baelor the blessed to Red Grass, could even have Baelor and Maekar's actors come back and reprise their roles when the characters are adults again
Who is the hottest Targaryen(male)?
>>218073282Tyrells are at the trident and the rebellion dies
>>218073828>Did Jaime not fight in the Greyjoy chimpout?in the show yes, in the book it's not mentioned but he must've right?
>>218073820Aerys, tywin, and Steffan being friends lol
>>218073820Kingswood Brotherhood for young Jaime kino
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>>218073893Some of the KG have to stay behind to guard cersei, so Jamie was having a sex staycation in the red keep while Robert was killing squids
>>218073912I unironically look like a skelly version of him
>>218073916guess that makes sense but Jaime loves fighting, thought he would get bored but i guess fucking cersei is funner than fighting glorified pirates
>>218073912He looks like a chad Aerion. >>218073934Post face.
>>218073912his handsome face and 8pack didn't save him
How to save HOTD S3
Fuck the bullshit HOTD of the Dragon. I dont wana go back to women whoring themselves and big CGI fights ffs.I just want a grounded story of a knight
>>218074018>HOTD of the DragonYou mean A Kot7K of the Seven Kingdoms?
>>218073853>could do a whole show from Baelor the blessed to Red GrassWhy would you skip Daeron the Conqueror?
