The qt patootie of the morning aka Ned's lover aka Cat seethe's source editionPrevious >>218069693
>>218073068The type of bitch you have a child out of wedlock with and then never think about for the next fourteen years.
Remember when we used to imply shit?
Need need needdd babymaking sekkusuuu
I think there is more to Summerhall that we just don't know. George is so cagey about it, despite the fact that all the fans seem 100% certain what happened there, at least before the reveal that Dunk survives it. I think there is more we don't know.
>>218070024If a kid is on set it's required to be a prosthetic. They had to do the same thing for the 28 Years later movies.
>>218073107Agreed. For me, it's the foremost outstanding lore mystery.
>>218073113Everything after the first half of that movie was sooo shit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nero>Tacitus suspends judgment on Nero's responsibility for the fire; he found that Nero was in Antium when the fire started, and returned to Rome to organize a relief effort, providing for the removal of bodies and debris, which he paid for from his own funds.[71][72] After the fire, Nero opened his palaces to provide shelter for the homeless, and arranged for food supplies to be delivered in order to prevent starvation among the survivors.[71] Tacitus writes that to remove suspicion from himself, Nero accused Christians of starting the fire.[73] According to this account, many Christians were arrested and brutally executed by "being thrown to the beasts, crucified, and being burned alive".[74] Tacitus asserts that in his imposition of such ferocious punishments, Nero was not motivated by a sense of justice, but by a penchant for personal cruelty.[75] Houses built after the fire were spaced out, built in brick, and faced by porticos on wide roads.[76] Nero also built himself a new palace complex known as the Domus Aurea in an area cleared by the fire. The cost to rebuild Rome was immense, requiring funds the state treasury did not have. To find the necessary funds for the reconstruction, Nero's government increased taxation.[77] Particularly heavy tributes were imposed on the provinces of the empire.[78] To meet at least a portion of the costs, Nero devalued the Roman currency, increasing inflationary pressure for the first time in the Empire's history.[f]Which leader in ASOIAF would have done what Nero did?
>>218073093Daena the Defiant gets all the shit but Shanequa Targaryen over here had 55 different baby daddies.
Ashara Dayne is WHIIIITE!
I am your man. Please. Your man.g
>>218073155All slander by maesters/the senatorial class.Nero was a good boy who dindu nuffin.Aerion
>>218073172I need a good night's rest
>>218073241>random hobo who indirectly got your father killed inserts himself onto his deathbed and makes it about himselfI'd be fucking livid too if I was Valarr.
Stannis surrenders Storm's End to Tyrell's, what happens next in Robert's Rebellion?
>>218073266Ackshually it was Aerion's fault
I had a dream where Tyrion and Cersei were having some very intense hate sex and I woke up with the hardest boner of my entire life. Idk what this means anons. I’m very scared.
>>218073266valarr isn't even livid, he just doesn't want to hear it.He does not know dunk, dunk did not truly know his father, his sympathies mean very little and to be honest yes he does wish the gods had taken the hedge knight instead.
>>218073299dragon dreams...
RollanDubs for Henrietta
>>218073316He tells Dunk that his actions led to the death of someone infinitely better than him and that he should fuck off.If someone tells you that after the death of their father, that you inadvertently caused, they are not happy with you.
>>218073068Jon Snow's mom
>>218073359I mean, he should blame Arieon for trying to sexually assault too tall.
>>218073299In the future you're getting cucked by your gf or wife by either an actual midget or someone shorter than you or an immigrant.
>>218073299Dareon…
>>218073068Ashara has Rhoynar genes? AFAIK not all of Dorne have Rhoynish roots.
>>218073359stop projecting whatever pent up emotions you have onto him>“My father was only nine-and-thirty. He had it in him to be a great king, the greatest since Aegon the Dragon. Why would the gods take him and leave you? Begone with you, Ser Duncan. Begone.”Is far too tame/calm of a thing to say if he was "livid"
>>218073299Did anyone actually dream that you had sex? I swear had that dream once and it felt real. And no, I'm sleeping alone in my apartment.
this thread is the /ptg/ of /tv/ and all of you deserve to die
>>218073299Can you tell us any more info if it is dragon dreams as >>218073333 says, it may be important.
>>218073088>implying I stopped
>>218073434>this thread is the /ptg/ of /tv/ and all of you deserve to dieit's worse
Imagine going from scraping the bottom of the barrel, trying to get any Lord who will give you the time of day to make you their knight, to thinking you're actually about to hit the jackpot with one of the most important Lords in all the realm taking you in and, perhaps more importantly, one who you also deeply respect as a person, to then having that best moment of your life ripped away and turned into the most tragic moment instead.Poor Dunk. At least he's still got a prince for a squire, I guess...
Which houses deserve to be exterminated?
You know the classic retard voice, right?How would a retard say Targ names?
>>218073068People Ned thinks of when he is doomed to die:Sansa and Arya>When he thought of his daughters, he would have wept gladly, but the tears would not come. Even now, he was a Stark of Winterfell, and his grief and his rage froze hard inside him.Cat>The thought of Cat was as painful as a bed of nettles. He wondered where she was, what she was doing. He wondered whether he would ever see her again.Bobby>He found himself thinking of Robert more and more. He saw the king as he had been in the flower of his youth, tall and handsome, his great antlered helm on his head, his warhammer in hand, sitting his horse like a horned god. He heard his laughter in the dark, saw his eyes, blue and clear as mountain lakes. “Look at us, Ned,” Robert said. “Gods, how did we come to this? You here, and me killed by a pig. We won a throne together…”Lyanna>Promise me, Ned, his sister had whispered from her bed of blood. She had loved the scent of winter roses.Ashara>...
>>218073434>the /ptg/ of /tv/Yeah but with slightly less CP.
I'd rather follow a Queen than a King because mayhaps I would get some pussy
>>218073172I thought Dunc was into brown girls. How come he is telling Baelor that he is his new husband?
>>218073509All the mandatory evil houses that got shoved into each kingdom. Ullers, Boltons, Codds, etc
>>218073528Jorah...
>>218073528Not every queen is a nympho like Dany
>>218073509Peake, Baelish and every single Ironnigger that has ever lived
>>218073509Blackwoods
>>218073434True.We're all fucking retarded here.
>>218073509>>218073570There is genuinely no justifying Peake surviving as a house after their numerous crimes against the crown
The cutest and canonest
>>218073605They are funny.
Did Manderly actually eat a pie filled with the flesh of Frey? Was he that dedicated to revenge?
>>218073670Yeah
>>218073670Yep. He a devious fat fuck.
What else is there to do besides The Dance?They bricked it...it could've been as good as peak got
>>218073509All the riverlanders
>>218073509bl*ckwoods
>>218073509Targaryen
>>218073745War of the Nine Penny Kings 2headed big buff guy is strange and shocking enough to be the main guy on posters to get eyeballs from normies. The Golden Company DONE PROPERLY with western plate armour, lots of golden rings and gems, necklaces with war elephants and golden skulls is also very visually striking. Also young Mad king which people will be curious about
>Ser Jaime of House Lannister. Firstborn son of Lord Tywin and Lady Joanna of Casterly Rock. Served against the Kingswood Brotherhood as squire to Lord Summer Crakehall. Knighted in his 15th year by Ser Arthur Dayne of the Kingsguard, for valor in the field. Chosen for the Kingsguard in his 15th year by King Aerys II Targaryen. During the Sack of King’s Landing, slew King Aerys II at the foot of the Iron Throne. Thereafter known as the “Kingslayer.” Pardoned for his crime by King Robert I Baratheon. Served in the honor guard that brought his sister the Lady Cersei Lannister to King’s Landing to wed King Robert. Champion in the tourney held at King’s Landing on the occasion of their wedding.Did Jaime not fight in the Greyjoy chimpout?
>>218073107i almost expect it to be something completely different than just a sacrifice for dragons but like some kind of magical conference call with future Bran or some shit
>>218073745Blackfyre Rebellion, could do a whole show from Baelor the blessed to Red Grass, could even have Baelor and Maekar's actors come back and reprise their roles when the characters are adults again
Who is the hottest Targaryen(male)?
>>218073282Tyrells are at the trident and the rebellion dies
>>218073828>Did Jaime not fight in the Greyjoy chimpout?in the show yes, in the book it's not mentioned but he must've right?
>>218073820Aerys, tywin, and Steffan being friends lol
>>218073820Kingswood Brotherhood for young Jaime kino
>>218073887
>>218073893Some of the KG have to stay behind to guard cersei, so Jamie was having a sex staycation in the red keep while Robert was killing squids
>>218073912I unironically look like a skelly version of him
>>218073916guess that makes sense but Jaime loves fighting, thought he would get bored but i guess fucking cersei is funner than fighting glorified pirates
>>218073912He looks like a chad Aerion. >>218073934Post face.
>>218073912his handsome face and 8pack didn't save him
How to save HOTD S3
Fuck the bullshit HOTD of the Dragon. I dont wana go back to women whoring themselves and big CGI fights ffs.I just want a grounded story of a knight
>>218074018>HOTD of the DragonYou mean A Kot7K of the Seven Kingdoms?
>>218073853>could do a whole show from Baelor the blessed to Red GrassWhy would you skip Daeron the Conqueror?
Did fatty seethe over dex yet
>AKOTSK has to expand upon the novellas to use time>People really liked BaelorOdds on a very short Baelor cameo at the battle of redgrass fields flashback? Don't even have to de-age them much or at all, no one will care you can have a 30 something year old look the same as a 40 something. Maekar in the thick of it, Baelor riding in with his knights, enemies getting killed between them. Could have a part where Maekar protects/saves baelors life with his mace to pull on heartstrings
>>218073997The realm needs good games, Ser Duncan
>>218073616akotsk is an indie romcom >>>/wsg/6095688
>>218074052not alot of drama, interesting character moments or conflict and intrigue with him and his wars in dorne, blackfyres have room for alot of tragic drama and mystery
>>218074052>and the dornish teleported behind the garrison of every castle and darkstared all over themDaeron's Dornish war would make bad television because it's nonsensical as fuck.
>>218074102I mean Baelor's actor will probably return for Dunk's nightmare scene so why not.
>>218073986shut the fuck up bloodraven
Was he really goated
>>218073399Baelor would have been a great king, sure. But with a sniveling cunt like Valaar following him, any peace and prosperity that could have happened under Baelor's rule would not have lasted long. He knew Aerion was an evil shit, same as everyone else. He knew Dunk was innocent. Rather than answering the call from Dunk asking for a true knight, he he meekly handed over his armor and hid away, leaving his personal call to adventure that all true heroes must answer go unanswered. His chance to step up and become a warrior, a knight, and a man, vanished.The corona virus killing him saved the realm from getting further ruined due to his innate cowardice.
>>218074194all this shit they shoehorned into the backstory is gay and retarded
I dont want them recasting dunk and egg. They should just stop at a mystery knight
>>218074194Why did bro speak goturk rape cant?He was from a shithole in the western riverlands.
>>218073745>>218074052i like Daeron but honestly doing Blackfyre show makes more sense to start with Baelor the Blessed if not just skipping to Aegon IV, people are already getting used to this time frame thanks to AKOTSK and normies want to know about this "black dragon" that the show has been talking about and why he rebelled, plus you have all the drama between Daeron and Daemon, Aemon the dragon knight and Aegon IV, drama between Daeron and Aegon IV, a possible love angle between Daemon and Daenerys, then you have the great bastards, Brynden, Aegor, Shiera, Daemon and then you have Daeron's kids Baelor who normies love and Maekar and two more brothers, Blackfyre rebellion is the obvious choice after Hotd is over, you could even call it "Blood of the Dragon, keeps that whole "of the dragon" thing but now it's focused on blood which is important to the whole conflictrealistically though they should just keep making dunk and egg
>>218074102that would be a fumble if they don't
Daily reminder they have Arlan sing in Dothraki to keep the shit taste in your mouth from going away.
>>218074203>But with a sniveling cunt like Valaar following himwe really don't know much of Valaar to judge his whole character based on him being a dick to Dunk, and honestly he has the right to be a dick to Dunk, also he's still really young, not that it matters cause he died but i think Baelor was a good father to Valaar so he probably would've been decent at worst, and compared to Aerion and Daeron the drunkard he might as well be Baelor reborn
>>218074216Who would the main characters be in a Blackfyre show? bittersteel, and bloodraven ofc. But what characters needs a spotlight? Personally I believe Daemon should be treated like a dragon, everyone treats him like an unstoppable force and we never really see his private thoughts.
>>218074263Valaar sounds diplomatic and reasonable like his father from the one quote I read
The mace from Mace Tyrell
Is Lyonel too brown or are the rest of the Baratheons too white?
>>218073107With the Dunk reveal and George's cageyness the full story is probably somethinf dumb. Maybe Egg wanted to sacrifice his own (grand)children to hatch dragons and so Dunk killed him.
>>218074269>I believe Daemon should be treated like a dragoni actually think we should either only see Daemon from the povs of characters like Daeron, Aegon IV, Baelor, Brynden, and Aegor and never RARELY let him have his own pov, so i agree with that, end of the day Daemon was a dragon that people wanted to use for their own gain.Or if George had ideas for Daemon in his noggin, you could go full character study/deconstruction of his myth, maybe even make him out to be a piece of shit with redeeming qualities but ultimatley a Macbeth like figure
>>218074311>never RARELYnever/rarely*
>>218073509Targaliens
>>218074216FBF is a pathetic war that lasts only about a year and ends with Daemon and his sons & Fireball getting 360 no scoped by Bloodraven while the Targaryen side loses nobody. It's so utterly one-sided and anti-climactic, simply doesn't make for good television. It's the kind of event where itself isn't much spectacle but the ramifications of it are what matters. It's basically the Robert's Rebellion of Dunk and Egg a.k.a a backdrop narrative that unpacks as time goes on.
>>218074213we barely know anything about his first ~30 years, so they could make up whatever shit they want. which I guess they did.
>>218074330Didn't engage with the source material beyond shitflinging twitter posts award.
Is there any war as kino as the War of the Five Kings
>>218074330>FBF is a pathetic warthen have George make it more impactful, he has left alot of room for himself to do honestly whatever he wants for it, and honestly you are underselling it, Blackfyres were winning the war up until they lost at Red Grass, and they were winning for alot of it until Brynden no scoped Daemon after he beat Corbray, i don't think calling Red Grass anti-climactic is accurate at all, it was the deciding battle between two brothers on who would be king, and the politics and dynamics at play are arguably more interesting thanthe Dance because of what each sides wants and represents, Daemon and Daeron is better than Aegon and Rhaenyra, everyone is Westeros would rather choose one from the former match up than the latter to rule Westeros, the biggest problem with doing a in depth show about the leadup to the rebellion is that it's not really relevant to game of thrones since young griff was cut from the show, still relevant to Dunk and Egg thoughas i said, realistically they shouldn't do another show after hotd, just dunk and egg stories BUT i would much rather a Blackfyre rebellion show than Roberts rebellion or a show about a nigga with a mop on his head or jon snow
>>218074203>this character is a cunt because he showed a smidge of emotion 15 minutes after his dad was brutally killed instead of being a robot operating on purest logiciumIt's all so tiresome.
>>218074403no, it's why it's not lore and part of the main ongoing story
>>218074405>Daemon and Daeron is better than Aegon and Rhaenyraamen
I hadn't checked the wiki for years, looks like the fanbase got colonised
>>218073068>will never have a cute dornish gf>why even live?
>>218074497I want a Lannister gf tbqhBecause we look alike
I look like Quentyn Martell
>>218074216>>218074269>>218074311>but ultimatley a Macbeth like figure this has to be what Martin had in his mind for the character if was ever to be anything besides cool sword background lore dressing, everyone only has good things to say about him, even Bryden speaks of Daemon with a modicum of respect which says alot, but Martin always likes his subversions so Daemon has to be really flawed
>According to George R.R. Martin, "There's a sequel or two" in development alongside another five or six prequels.>We're holding out hope that one sequel could help "fix" season 8. make it stop
>>218074269>Who would the main characters be in a Blackfyre show?Shiera fucking her brothers
>>218074511Before or after he took a sauna?
>>218074519Call me old fashioned but if his former enemy who can read people's minds hasn't got any negative to say about his person then he probably wasn't that much of a shitter.
>>218073912He looks like an absolute faggot there.
>>218074052because he's a boring little tit, why else?
>>218074534Don't forget the new stage play about the mad king for the highly reputable shakespeare theatre in the UK. GRRM truly setting his work as the new shakespeare of our era
>>218074263>he has the right to be a dick to Dunk,All the more reason *not* to be such a catty little bitch about it, I'd say.
>>218074405I do like Daeron and Daemon more than Aegon and Rhaenyra. I think they have both likeable qualities as opposed to the other two who are just shitters and outright assholesBut you have to consider: Blackfyre Rebellion is a total sausage fest. HBO wants their girlbosses, their Daeneryses and Aryas, Cerseis and Sansas. They put Alicent on the forefront of Dance, whitewashed her evil qualities, erased her ambition and kept giving her roles even though she has fuck all to do after the war starts and made her the face of "greens" - same as Rhaenyra, all evil qualities whitewashed and given the heroic "unite the realm against white walkers" prophecy background instead of portraying her as the chud queen she actually isWhich is why, if HBO ever gets their greasy hands on the Blackfyre Rebellion they're 100% centering it around making it a power struggle between Daena Targaryen and Myriah Martell
I would just join night's watch and occasionally go fuck some wilding pussy
>>218074588>HBO wants their girlbossesand you love it
>>218074590Taking your weapons along like any sensible man? You'd be murdered for 'em and probably even deserve to be.
>>218074588Balckfyre Rebellion would have Shiera who's as close to a literal wizard we get in the series
>>218074534How the fuck did those two Jews get away with itGiven blank checks and absolute authority over the show and still shatvout garbageIs good writing priceless?
>>218074567at 16 years old he's got more feats than daemon blackfyre
>>218074497>will never have a cute dornish gfso get a fucking shovel
>>218074602I don't mind if the women do that to me
>>218074613The feats are probably interesting. Daeron isn't.
>>218074534>make it slopFour seasons of Jun Snu bumbling around in the arctic with Tormund and a posse of quipping fan favourites from sixteen years ago and a mobile game coming right up, sir!
>>218074613yeah but he wouldn't be able to win a fight against him so who cares, the most relevant thing about Daeron I is that Jon Snow likes him, which is ironic because Jon Snow is more like Daemon Blackfyre and even gets compared to him in the setting
>>218074619You should. A useful comparison's with some poor sap of a US Cavalry trooper falling into the hands of Indian squaws from some implacably hostile tribe.
>>218074613>loses the crown in dorne, stolen by dornish>killed under a peace flag by the dornishand Daeron II bends over for the Dornish as a thank you
>>218074646Then I would just kill them all
>>218074613>at 16 years old he's got more feats than daemon blackfyredaemon was already so renown as a knight at 16 that baelor beating him a joust one time made baelor famous for life (breakspear)
>>218074609>How the fuck did those two Jews get away with it"The Sopranos in Middle-earth!"You just know they thought that pitch was so clever they deserved to congratulated for it.
>>218073085Preston Jacobs actually believes that.Though I do admit that he's the only theorist who pointed out how many instances there are of characters "losing time," indicating someone has been controlling them.
>>218074658I'm actually almost sorry now and apologise for interfering with your fantasy, anon.
MERKAR
A Redditor just said Baelor should've been cast black because his mother was dornish
>>218074613Daeron isn't interesting because he suffers from the whiplash of starting out as an offhand comment made during the horseplay of two small boys during the very early phase of the series and then being subjected to some truly dogshit contrivances George inserted to explain why the Iron Throne and Dorne returned to the status quo for a generation after his conquest.
>>218074605>as close to a literal wizardNot "as close". She is one.
>>218074216WHO THE FUCK IS THE RED HAIRED CUNT IT'S BEEN DRIVING ME MAD
>>218074636https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyXh6hCe1eLAeh? eh?
>>218074748are you retarded lol how stupid are you
>>218074748fireball
>>218074725Arlan instantly shattered Baelor Breakspear's entire stock of lances by saying the N-word.
