How did he plug himself into the matrix, meet smith secretly, and unplug himself all on his own? We only ever see people plugging in and jacking out with the help of others
"hey, leave me in for a minute, I'm gonna go jerk off"
>>218073239No, they were actively monitoring everything that was going on within the Matrix, and they were too paranoid of tracing to leave them connected while taking a nap. It's a real plothole. Remember how he has to ditch his phone to not get hassled.
He would've had a legitimate reason for going into the Matrix, probably to do a group mission or something, and while Tank was watching the others is when he secretly met with Smith, though at any moment Tank would be able to see what he was doing so really it's Tank's fault that everyone died.
>>218073856Don't they have to tell Tank their location at various points? Seems like his information isn't that good>>218073228They sometimes go in for recreation and training. Maybe he pretended that's what he was doing and then met up with Smith.
If you cum in the Matrix, do you cum in real life? Does that mean that all of the pods of people, they're just swimming in their own cum?
>>218073228I haven't watched that movie in a hot minute but didn't he jack in with the others during an operation, then split off?
>>218073877>Don't they have to tell Tank their location at various points? Seems like his information isn't that goodIt's like he can't directly track them, but once he knows their location he can follow them and see what they're doing and especially if there's agents after them. So yeah, if someone had a legitimate reason to leave the group he might lose track of them and really that's what Cypher probably did.
Any number of ways, this is just another example of "plot hole" being why characters now have to repeatedly say out loud what they are doing constantly.
Maybe, as part of a long con, Cypher would do only the sickest shit when he was messing around in the Matrix, to the extent he conditioned Tank to not watch in on him while he was alone. Kino.
>>218073228THEY DIDENT HAVE REAL STEAK IN THE MATRIX
>>218074048lmao
>>218073662Maybe he used a beat off program to backdoor his way into the matrix undetected by the crew.
>>218073897No, don't be stupid. It's all going into pipes and catheters. They are not floating in their own urine and feces, it is excreted into a plumbing system.
>>218073228Why he didn't have hair in the matrix
>>218073662>Remember how he has to ditch his phone to not get hassled.No you moron, he ditched his phone so the agents could track him and set up the ambush.
>>218076029saving memory that could be allocated to rendering steaks
>On God, I know these Feastables don't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is just zapping "tasty" DLC straight to my brain. After nine years, you know what I realize? Red pill is cap, ignorance is GOATed>And I want to be rich. You know, someone important. Like a Tiktoker or someone who reacts to movies.
>>218073228He reached around the back of his head and plugged in, what's so crazy about that
>>218073228The boring and kinda sad answer is they implicitly explained this not in the sequel, but the sequel's spin-off video game. There's a level in Enter the Matrix where Ghost is meditating in his own little world when Trinity jacks herself in and fights him. They use a machine you can lower yourself onto and which automatically wakes you up and allows you to sit up.
>>218073662Kek you dumb
>>218073942But he sits down for a leisurely steak dinner. Doesn't seem like he'd have time for that.
>>218076722Haven't played the game is ages, but I thought this thing was just for loading up a simulation program for training, never thought it jacked you into the Matrix.
>>218073228>set up an exit phone before jacking in>jack in>talk to Smith>eat juicy steak>jack off>jack out
>>218076029His rig was running an S3 ViRGE
>>218076460/thread
>>218077808If you cum in The Matrix, do you cum for real? What if you're just wearing gym shorts or something while you're jacked in and it just spews all over your leg.
>>218073915there's also the time keanu catches him at the computers when he's al alone, clearly up to something>>218073943any number of ways that never show up in any other part of the movies though
We know that you can have the neck spike inside you and not be jacked in, so is it really so hard to believe that Cypher couldn't have shoved the spike in, and executed a custom written automated code to jack him in and then call a specific hardline phone at a set time to get him out? That's what he's setting up when Neo startles him.
>>218073897yes, what do you think goo is made of? Shit, piss, sweat and cum.
>>218079681this meme is trans coded
>>218079717Did you write the code?
whay was with the finger neck thing? the more i think about it the more it baffles me. was it just a gag?
>>218079843A moment to highlight the difference between a real human and a program like Smith. Such a move wouldn't have been considered an option so Smith had no defense against it, it was highlighting the ability of humans to innovate and adapt over the stagnant machine
>>218077854kek
>>218079843
>>218076277KEK
>>218073228he had help. real question is who was helping him.
>>218073228I think the bigger question is how do the machines farm humans for power when just being alive consumes energy instead of generating it?
>>218080273audiences too stupid to understand distributed computing in the 90s.
>>218080204the oracle to help wake up humanity>making omlets breaking eggs
>>218076248I don't get it.
>>218076277I love these
>>218074048THE SOPRANOS IS A GLORIFIED CREW
>>218076277lel
>>218073228Someone needs to combine the dinner scene with the scene from Sopranos where he's having a dildo rammed up his ass.
>>218073228>Be Cypher>Get redpilled without truly understanding what you're committing too>Slowly realise you've made a horrible mistake>Attempt to reverse the redpill and live a comfy life in the matrixYou could argue he was betraying his friends, and he was, but I understand why he was doing it.
>>218079843If his neck would have been a bit closer, or Keanus fingers had been longer, it wouldn't have looked so goofy. They're clearly capable of inhuman physics and strength, so I can suspend disbelief that he can uncurl his fingers fast enough that it feels like a jab in the neck. But the fact that he's not even close to his neck is what makes it so silly for me.
>>218080514>his friendsI mean, you can't really blame the guy. He was rough around the edges and big into gallows humor, but he tried to do good by his crew and be loyle to his capo. He was treated like absolute fucking shit by everyone for no real reason, he was eating gruel every day in a ship or a cave. His love interest fucking loathed him and got swooped up by Le Chosen One. It's easy to see why he did it.
>>218080590>If his neck would have been a bit closerBUZZ LIGHYEAAAAA
>>218073228>We only ever seethe movie is only two hours long and does not comprehensively cover their technology and operations
>>218080636Que?
>>218080204the tranny switcher
>>218079681In 2022, I realized I lived nearby the magazine Nick Land worked for, That’s Shanghai, and when I tried to contact them they said he was fired, which makes sense because their posts are mostly like ‘top 10 movies for chinese new years’ and ‘authentic taquerias on the Bund’. Being an author seems like tough work. Thanks for reading my blog
>>218079518Yes, it is very much weird. They have to be at a specific depth to send out their signal, and being there puts them at risk. They would know when they are sending out signals as that's also very risky.
>>218080915lmao they told you he was fired? you cant really do that. you just say they dont work for you anymore. he must of really fuckin pissed them off
>>218079784Yes, 100% Rust.
>>218079347>there's also the time keanu catches him at the computers when he's al alone, clearly up to somethingthis is the correct answer. he was turning off the screens right away as well, but neo couldnt read the code yet. i would guess he set up a backdoor or something during this session or masking his trail prior the meeting
>>218079843It's like if something taps you on the balls when you're not ready for it. It's jarring.
>>218081247i call this bellshocked. similar to when you hit your balls by accident and youre not sure if that was a fatal blow for a second before the pain creeps in or not.
he has a pawn.
This bread has a ton of jacking on and off.