Two days until season finaleprevious>>218088638
GOLDCLOAK FUCKING SHITS
still can't get over the fact that HOTD cut out the canon brown girl solely because she'd end up making Rhaenyra look worse, whitewashed white woman wins out kek
SHUT UP ABOUT HOTDSHUT UP ABOUT HOTDSHUT UP ABOUT HOTDSHUT UP ABOUT HOTD
>>218092588no and fuck you
What did she see?
>>218092601Bessie's tits
>>218092601Dunks big and styupid cock
good luck
Here's your witcher 3 cutscene
I like Tyland Lannister. There, i said it
This is apparently a male speton?!
>>218092675You have lost thine penis privileges
Dunk taking off his helmet was the stupidest scene in the entire show
>>218092725Gwin Ashford's husband to be
>>218092515what is Varys' motivation to serve the Targs?I saw one theory that he was part Targ himself and had some kings blood, which was why his manhood was sacrificed by the sorcerer
explain me in boxing terms how stannis can win the battle of ice
>>218092771He goes in for the knock out blow by leading him in, only to sucker punch him from the side.
BAELOR WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE;-,
>>218092762Varys is a Blackfyre and his Blackfyre sister married Vary's buddy Illyrio Mopatis and their son is fAegon.
>>218092762Varys is a blackfyre loyalist but he’s trying to pass off Aegon as a real targ
>>218092794Viserys isnt a blackfireIllyrio is married to one
>>218092810Varys could also be a blackfyre, and his shaved head could be hiding white hair, and Varys is a Targaryen type name
Tightest grip girl in Asoiaf and why is it Rohanne Webber?>>218092791What would happen if everything was all good? Would Dunk really be Baelor's Kingsguard?
Why does his death sting so much?
>>218092656Definitely a weird perspective
>HOTD and AKOTSK both start off with killing a member of House Beesberyhmmm
Her childrenARE BASTARDSand sheis a whooooooore
>>218092869Her children... ARE PIGLETSAnd she... IS A BOOOOOOAAAAAR
:(
Where will Stannis be by the end of Winds after he wins the battle of ice? Will he reach the Neck and moat cailin?
>>218092899He was a strong, Maekar?
There should be a penalty by death to change source material.
>>218092917he has a heart attack whilst fucking Melisandre. what a way to go
>you will stand above the body of a dead dragonSo this is about Baelor's death, but here's the thing, WHY DID THEY ADD THE FUCKING FIRE PART TO THE PROPHECY?!Summerhall isnt' for another 50 years
Can you imagine how loud they’re gonna yell when he’s actually done rallying them?
>>218092822>Would Dunk really be Baelor's Kingsguard?Being seemingly indestructible is a pretty good point on his resume for the job. Although since Baelor was still only hand at that point he may have just taken Dunk into his personal retinue.
Tytos Lannister to my frensTywin Lannister to my enemies
>>218092917Slips down an icy set of spiral stairs in winterfell for a cartoonishly long amount of time before dying when he hits the bottom. His crown rolls off his head and over to where Jon is standing looking confused and horrified.
>>218092869Black guy can stay the rest non whites PLS go
These oaths really need clausesI would declare for Renly because Stannis wants to bring in Islam as the main religion
>>218093002In the opening scene of episode 6 Dunk trips over a brazier and starts the nobles stands on fire. Bracken farts again causing a devastating explosion.
>>218092810>Viserys isnt a blackfireYes he is, as was his sister Serra who married Illyrio and their kid is fAegon. It's pretty clear that's why he wanted to overthrow the Targaryens and why he wants to put his nephew on the Iron Throne.
>>218092725Twinks count as men, no matter how hard they make you
>>218092771R'hllor pumps him full of enough PEDs that he kills Ramsay through TBI after a single punch
>>218093099I think it will open with Dunk limping around because of his wounds and its all the worse because Egg isn’t there to help him or carry anything because he’s with Maelor and the Targs. Dunk moves through the torney village and sits down to rest. The brute walks by and farts right in his face as he passes
>hotd spends two seasons shilling Rhaenyra and she actually loses fans>Dunk & Egg made Baelor the most beloved Targaryan of all time with just a few scenes
>>218092869they me ridin' dem dragonz, they hatin
Why are there only six seven kingdom episodes?
>>218093191because it's adapting a short storyalso modern television production cycles sucks
This guy who saw an advance screener of episode 6 says Raymun gets a show-only scene that will make chuds seethe. Any predictions?
>>218093191The novella it's based on is only about 60 pages long, they had to make up a bunch of stuff just to get 6 episodes out of it
>>218093219>Any predictions?Dont careStill luv the showEasy as
>>218092656where is the budget going??
>>218093219hes gonna kiss a blue mustached man probably.
>>218093219Probably imply that he's gay and has a crush on Dunk
>>218093245>Whimsical scene of them eating sandwiches is somehow more enjoyable to watch than almost all of HotD S2
>>218093191>six seven
>>21809321999% they will make him gay for Dunk
>>218092899Let us drain our skulls, to this one Strong brother!
Ok why haven't we got any Yuri if they wanna force gay on us
>>218093301Can't say I blame you for not watching but we did in HotD
>>218093301HOTD is the lesbian showAKOTSK is the gay show
>>218093219i dont know but i love how the universe and the gods award him with one of the best endings for a character in ASOIAF>hates his cousin>wins the trial of 7>makes his own related house of the principal house thanks to his winning in the tournament from his hatred to his cousin>the heated rivalry between the green apple house and the red apple house stays for over 100 years to the days of GOT>the green apple is the most trusted house by the tyrell family at high gardenman won just by be honorable like no other
>>218093312>HOTD is the lesbian show>AKOTSK is the gay showwhen we getting a bisexual show?
>>218093312>AKOTSK features attractive men of all ages and descriptions>minimal amount of female characters or even dialogueTruly
>>218092656AI is not there yet.
>>218093331>bisexual show?Animated Velaryon show should be in the pipeline for you bi-chads
>>218093331The inevitable Aegon the Conqueror spin off. Featuring fully unsimulated sex scenes between an ethereally handsome Aegon and his slutty and butch sister wives
>>218093295>99% they will make him gay for DunkThat will be in S03.
>>218093219nothing wrong with a kiss between homieswe hang togetherwe train togetherwe gangbang together
>>218093363>Featuring fully unsimulated sex scenes between an ethereally handsome Aegon, his chad half-brother Orys, and his slutty and butch sister wivesFTFY.
What was he thinking here?
So we all still agree that /ourgirl/ did nothing wrong and the peasants had it coming, right?
>>218093311Between hot young virgin girls?!?!
>>218093366>gay>armor and shield is in the Swedish flags colorWhat did George mean with this?
i'll be funny when GRRM actually releases the 4th and 5th Dunc and Egg stories but never Winds
>>218093369Is Raymun and Dunk having a threesome with a whore gay or straight
>>218093417Yeah Kings Landing is full of trash literally nothing of value was lost
>>218093417>>218093444According to a certain someone, civilians do not count so i can not understand why Jon stabbed her
>>218093331the original series had oberyn
>>218093440as long as no man is being penetrated its just a good time
For me? Its Robyn Rhysling, the Mad Knight.
>>218093393
You think Red gave Dunk a sloppy after his performance?
>>218093460This literally what she wishes Hillary Clinton had done
>>218093485Why did my... twitch...?How much would the avg flea bottom gutter rat need to slave for a night with her
>3 seasons and 2 shows in>still no melisandre cameo
>preston has the worst takes yet again
>>218093670Why are you obsessed with something you don't like?
>>218092899drinking wine from this one 's gonna be a bit messy
>>218093670quentyn is alive was a good theory at first but now it feels like a joke that's gone on for too long
>>218093460>blacks just show up and murder hundreds of smallfolk for 0 reason at coronationno hate by smallfolk>ratcatchers sneak into the red keep and murder the heir in his sleep in a brutal wayaegon hangs them all and show wants us to think this action is bad and all smallfolk hate him.
>>218093557
>>218093670>>218093713I've been a fan of the guy's content for 10 years, but the minute long rant in his latest video about how the show writers probably forgot about Roger was retarded.>"We don't see another set of armor for Roger.">"We don't see Arlan looking at mementos">"We don't have Roger's body" (pic related)>"There's a scene where Arlan is whistling while whittling at one point, which isn't what someone in mourning would do"Seemed like instead of actually watching the episode he was more interested in shitting on the flashback because flashbacks suck.
>>218093417>city founded by incestuous aliens gets destroyed by incestuous alien Kino!
>>218092810>Viserys isnt a blackfiredo you mean Varys?>>218093127Serra is Varys' brother? is this confirmed somewhere
>>218092515>Ryan Condal claims the falling out with GRRM was because he was unreasonable and the changes made were done for practical reasonsSo what's the practical reason to have Aemond attack Aegon and usurp his throne and have Alicent betray her family?
how come Ser Arlen had a massive cock?
>>218094023Gallavanting around Essos does that
How would he fair in Westeros? Say he's Daeron II's second son or something.
>>218093245What exactly does this prince normally eat that a frying slab of meat is so impressive to him?
I will NOT take Ser Duncan's side
>>218094098What makes you think it was impressive to him? He stated he was 'very hungry' you fucking retard, do you niggers even watch the shows?
>>218094122How did he keep going?
>>218094101Average beesbury hater
>>218094023The gods forged that body to serve the realm.Also two women had to put it over the actor's real dick lmao.
>>218093219He can’t be too gay if he starts his own house. Maybe a Sam Frodo situation
>>218094101k steffon. how'd that lordship you were promised work out btw?
>>218094159So naked woman with big boobs is bad but man with comically sized penis is okay?
>>218093219Why are people making out like this guy has seen the finale and isn't making shit up? What's with the current state of people where they just take people at their word, they even take corporations and party's with a vested interest at their word, why has this become such a common thing?
>>21809260120 good men
>>218092601>birthday party at Chuck E Cheese>the president, prime minister and most of their cabinet show up>prime minister's son gets into a shitflinging fest over Frogger and it leads to PM killing the president in a massive brawl in the ball pit
>>218094174>k steffon. how'd that lordship you were promised work out btw?h-hhe's working on it!
Daily reminder that Bloodraven warged into Bittersteel each time he was fucking Daemon's daughter to force him to pull out dooming his line forever.
Big and schtewpid seed in Gwin Ashford womb
Why did the show turn Stannis into a complete retard?>dude, I want to burn my daughter after all lol>oh no, half my men deserted>whatever, fuck it, guess I attack Ramsay anyway
>>218094303Because they needed him dead. After season 4 it was that, writers needed something no matter the logic.
Reminder that Bloodraven used greenseer time travel hacks to procure a spermicide recipe for Tyana (known CotF double agent) to ensure Maegor's marriages remained barren
>>218094206Apparently he and a bunch of other youtubers got to see the whole season before it even released. All of them made full season review videos when the first episode aired.
Reminder that Bloodraven warged into the boar and killed Bobby B
So Bloodraven is the great satan that destroyed Valyria and the Targaryan dynasty? Why tho
>>218094303Because the actor dared to question the logic of their "creative" decisions. Same wuth the Berristan actor. So bith had their characters killed off. It's really petty.
>>218094353They should be hanged
>>218093219Dunk walks in on him getting pegged by the red headed whore
So did Dumb and Dumber get crucified or what for royally fucking HBO's cashcowAlso is it true that you cannot buy good writers
>>218094353>Because the actor dared to question the logic of their "creative" decisions.This isn't true at all for Stephen Dillane. He wasn't a book reader, show was just a paycheck for him.
>>218094023He's Eurons grandfather
Cute and canon!
IM THIRSTY CUNT
>>218094303>dude, I want to burn my daughter after all lolyou stannis fags are worse than dannydykes will go and cry for your mommy the moment martin make him do that, that shit was spoiled years ago that he is going to do that
Bloodraven warged into Balerion when he dragged Aerea to Valyria just to get the slow-cooked fire wyrm stew just right
>>218094346So that Bran could become king
>>218093295he's literally me
Aegon's and Larys' adventures throughout Westeros will be the only reason to watch season 3 of HOTD
aerion would power bottom dunk
>>218094140He's thick as a castle wall hence too dumb to die. Dunk is a based retard.
>>218094539nuh uh
>>218093417the burning of Kings Landing should have been done in Aerys' era
test
>>218093918Add it to the long list of things he has publically raged about, only to let it quietly slip once people point out how wrong he is. He might delete the comments on it, as he often does with criticism. There have been a few times where he has acknowledged an error, but he always does it in such a cringe, childish way. If he'll adress the obvious grave at all he will ridicule those who've pointed it out as nitpickers and the whole topic as irrelevant (as if he wasn't the greatest nitpicker of all and got agitated about it himself). He will probably also claim to be the victim of online hate. Preston is super super fragile on beeing wrong on anything, yet also obsessed with preaching about everything and projecting himself as some kind of renaissance man expert on everything. These 3h livestreams he does nowadays have exposed how pathetic he actually is.
>>218089483He complains about trials by combat being stupid and I agree but I always thought they were some sort of>We'll get nowhere with this on a proper trial so why don't you two beat each other to get it out of your systeminstitutionalized in religion and customs
>>218092899Bees strong?
>>218094191>So naked woman with big boobs is badWhat sort of gigantic fucking faggot would say that?
>>218092725>tomboy septon
Rhaegar owed Daenerys children
>>218093002Because Daeron's dream being about Summerhall was a popular theory for a while and the show creators liked it enough to give it more ground
>>218094191Yes.It's about time people like me got some representation in television.
>>218092836It will never bee the same...
Stannis should’ve teamed up with house Beesbury
>>218093341>less woman>better showCoincidence? I think not!
>>218093409>he's right behind me isn't he
>>218094539Almost as if context is a thing.
>>218094251lel
>>218095006fewer
Jorah is literally me ...
Explain to me why GoT shouldn’t have ended with Aegon VI sitting in the iron throne
>>218093918Roger kind of forgot about the iron fleet
>>218094889An ugly woman would say that. And a feminists man who wants to virtue signal.
>>218095145>wants to virtue signalHow ironic.
Was Mormont's Raven necessary?
>>218095184it wanted those elephants
>>218092601Duncan getting hit in the Arlan when Aerion threw his sword at him.
>>218092836Taken beefore his time.
>>218092725apparently so
>>218095310he cute
BB-fags got fucked for rating the last episode 1/10
>>218093074>Winter found him slipping onto his ass, groaning. Every step was icier than the one before, and much slippier. By the time the sun came up he was unable to stand. The more he tried to stand, the more he slipped, but the more he slipped, the further down the stairs he went, and he needed to keep stepping to reach the top.
>>218092917Winds? Anon, asoiaf ended with A Dance with Dragons
>>218095262Well they fumbled that scene. Should have cut to Egg going cross-eyed and saying 'yee-ow that's gotta smart' so the audience knows what's happening (I didn't know).
sex with mya stone?
Characters they had no idea what to do with after.After s4 bronn really was not needed anymore that farwell to tyrion should be the end of his journey.>A sellsword becomes a knight and settles down with a semi-high born second daughter after his fights and battles.I liked him but you can tell his journey with jamie the whole castle thing was just so badly written and they had no idea what to do.Roose/ramsey was also so fucking annoying, yh he tortured reek etc but killing roose was so bad.Roose should be alive when jon proposed the 1v1 and suggested ramsey as his champion >The way people in the the north talk about you you are the greatest swordsman who ever walked???How would this even have spread, he fought a thenn, some wildlings a walker and the legend karl tanner, true. But no one would know anything about this, except some people from castle black. Do you think the brothers of the knight watch told some whores in moles town that Jon killed a cut throat mutineer north of the walll and this somehow spread across the north?
>>218094303Dumb and Dumber admitted that they hated Stannis and couldnt understand why book readers loved that "fascist zealout" so much
>>218094923>Prince Daemon fucks his sheep!
>>218095432Jaime becoming best friends with Bronn was so retardedI would've enjoyed him hanging out with Ilyn Payne way more.
>>218095447Stannis is one of the best characters in the whole series, they truly are retarded
Would Dunk and Aerion survive their wounds irl?
>>218095447>fascist zealoutThey actually said that?
>>218095432>a cut throatHE KILLED KARL TANNER, HE WAS A FOOKIN LEGEND
>>218095545Yes but both are disabled along with permanent brain damage
>Dunk decides to fake being a knight and hopes to get rich in the tourney>he's never actually jousted and gets a war lance through his stomach in the trialHe's lucky the trial prevented him from losing Thunder and his new armor in his first tilt.
>>218095545Pff no
>>218094824It's also something the higher classes would love, since the Trial of Seven gives them all the advantages against the lower class opponents in a potential dispute (better training, better weapons and armor, more opportunities to get allies/champions). If you're a martially adept lord, you can present it as a sacred and fair solution while knowing you'd most likely win. Also, it makes sense that it would gradually fall into obscurity as the power of the centralized state bureaucracy increased.
>>218093485Is that really her?
Drinking strawberry milk from Red's massive teats
Lord Ashfordfucks his sheep
>>218095566>hopemaxxingFor the love of God, pick up a dictionary and stop it with the compound words.I fucking despise young people.
>>218095609I like to think the trial really works, and so arrogant nobles stop doing it because they kept losing.Skip forward a hundred years and it's mostly forgotten and a young arrogant noble decide to use it to abuse his adventage, only to once again get fucked over by it really working.
>>218093219I always had Carmine down as being right wing chud coded
>>218095670NTA. Thanks for letting the world get taken over by pedophiles.
How would things have changed if Ser Arlan was the one to survive the road to Ashford and get caught up in the trial by seven instead?
Did not recognise a single book scene bar the Gullet in that HoTD trailer.
>>218095670Pseud trying to sound smart
>>218095726You can see clips of the Fall of KL, Aemond and Vhaegar crashing out on the Strongs in Harrenhal after learning the Blacks already left, Butcher's Ball, and Tumbleton.
>>218095720Gwin Ashford would have had a nameday to remember ༼ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽
prestons finally up and he is pissed
>>218095795I don't think he would have had many knights volunteering for him if that was the reason for the trial.
Why did grrm make everyone so young anywayWhy is jon 14 and being sent on a solo deep cover infiltration and intelligence gathering operation north of the wall
>>218095720He would solo the entire thing
>>218095676>heir participates>everyone doesn't immediately work to avoid the trial somehowthese people are fucking retarded
HOTD S3 leaks>Will cover Battle of Gullet to Tumbleton. >Aegon has a whole arc about him reuniting with and reclaiming Sunfyre against the Motoons at Rook's Rest, culminating in him giving a grand speech towards his enemies.>Daemon's romance arc with Nettles is gone, instead he joins the Black army in their campaign and forms a friendship with Oscar Tully/Alysanne Blackwood/Roddy the Ruin. They cheerfully sing songs while carrying Jason Lannister and the caged lions' heads on a pike.>Daeron (played by Benjamin Evan Ainsworth) is introduced by Ormund Hightower falsely surrendering an imposter version of the former to Daemon during a negotiation, then the real Daeron simply picks up the war once he leaves.>Tumbleton has been expanded to include more characters like Oscar Tully and Corlys Velaryon, who was visiting the town as an envoy. Ulf is not present. Hugh betrays the Blacks because Daemon incites the army to commit war crimes at the expense of the former's wife. The Blacks get decimated and Corlys is captured.>Gwayne Hightower survives the season.>Aemond has a Harrenhal dream of him beheading Otto for the throne.>The Green Men show up.
>>218095779>>218095815my apologies to jorah and drogo. i wasn't familiar with their game
>>218095826yes septon this man wants to fix the trial of the gods
>>218095826Because it was a legitimate way to mete out justice. Hell, fact it was seldom used meant everyone WANTED to see it. Especially since Targ shits were involved.
>>218095815>>218095779Cultural relativism*folds arms*
>>218095832Sadly for you, we already had a episode to episode leak in a previous edition that sound much more in line with that the writers would actually came up with (IE a utter shit season)
>>218095779grok generate her shitting pure liquid diarrhea as she drank more wine
>>218095834
>>218095826They have plenty of spares.
>>218095832>The Green Men show upFuck off Condom, god dammit
No one gives a shit about house of the dragon, you faggot fucking shills need to blow your fucking brains out
>>218095832
>>218095885Is Jorah the #1 yuri fan that helped write the HoTD leaks?
>>218095779holy based Jorah
>>218094086same as irldisgraced but eventually let off
>>218095815>>218095834Good thing Drogo has a tiny cock lmao
>>218095832Still no dragonpit. The great normie saltmine is delayed again. I will watch the dragon doggo audience at that reddit bar descend into madness as BASED Hobb the hewer slays Rheanyras flying rat while reciting prayers to the seven.FUCK Dragons and FUCK Targs.
>>218095826It seemed like Baelor wanted the trial to go through because he thought that Dunk would have a good shot at humbling Aerion, but it wasn't too likely that Aerion would actually be killed. And if Dunk wins with Baelor on his side, it seems as though the gods favor chivalry and Targs will have to be chivalrous. If Dunk was killed, it's fine too, he's just some random, Aerion can't get much worse anyway. And if Aerion wins people will know the gods favor the Targs. Once things got to the point where Aerion was pushing to have Dunk executed and Dunk asked for trial by combat, and then were escalated again to a trial by seven, more than enough people were invested in the fight actually going ahead. The only way it becomes a win-win for the Targs is if Baelor sides with Dunk, and everyone else agrees to let Dunk and Aerion fight each other without interference.
“He didn’t like Dune anymore and he didn’t want to write any more Dune books,” Martin says. “But he felt locked in by the success of Dune, so he kept writing them.”Martin finishes … and waits.I ask: Do you relate to how Herbert felt?“I’m not necessarily tired of the world [of Ice and Fire],” he says. “I love the world and the world-building. But, yes, I do.”
>>218095432Honestly the whole Stark Restoration needed way more intrigue and time to cook in the oven. The whole storyline was underbaked and BoTB was nonsensical slop. Should’ve had Jon adopt wildlings tactics, mostly hit and run, his knowledge around the area around Winterfell would give him an advantage. Ramseys failure to capture Jon creates conflict with the Roose and Ramsey, BoTB is Teutoburg Forest like ambush that highlights Jon’s aptitude as a commander.
>>218095779MY FUCKING KHALEESI!!!!!I would have turned loyal sword tooGod Drogo is so lucky
>>218095832>Daemon's romance with Nettles is gonewhy would the showrunners who are so bent on imposing to us forced diversity renounce to the the one canonically brown girl in a relationship with a Targ
>>218092836>Kingsguards, eh? Let's see if they're worth the buzz!
>>218092858How would react if Ira Parker inserts a new scene in S2 where Rohanne is shown pooping?
>>218095779>>218095815STATUTORIED
>>218093460RYON
>>218095779>>218095815Why, George? So terrible what they did to her. ToT
>Dany is 13 when marriedWhen I went to school all the girls had gotten their adult bodies already at 13.
>>218096122thank god for high fructose corn syrup
To be honest the HOTD S3 leaks are basically about on par with Dune 2 in terms of adaptation changes
>>218095832I couldn’t care less about Nettles at this point but that’s probably the main thing George was seething about
>>218095832>still no storming of the dragonpit and rhaenyra getting nomedhow many seasons do they still plan on making ?
>>218096169S4 is the final one
>>218095958>I will watch the dragon doggo audience at that reddit bar descend into madness as BASED Hobb the hewer slays Rheanyras flying rat while reciting prayers to the seven.imagine their reactions when Rhaenyra will get nomed alive by a "doggo dragon"
>>218094023It was honestly distracting. For the rest of the episode I was like wtf
>>218094303They never really knew what to do with him, show Stannis was entirely carried by the actor and I guess Davos constantly glazing him. They just knew that somehow Stannis would sacrifice his daughter and since they already regarded him as a villain, they decided to do it for some better weather.
>>218096122>When I went to school all the girls had gotten their adult bodies already at 13.Epstein stop postingYou are supposed to be pretending to be dead
>>218096057Because they made Nettles his daughter
My only pet peeve with the dance of dragons is the entire end result purely hinges on Hugh Hammer being a little bitch. Realistically speaking there’s no reason why Rhaenyra shouldn’t have won. George or rather the show did a bad job at balancing both sides which are supposed to be fairly even.
>>218096134What was the thing then that pissed George off so much for season 3? I can't remember by this point what actually happened in the book, except the brother queens.
>>218096199They're Targerians...Isn't that a big plus for them?
>>218096219GRRM complained that they cut out Maelor because Halaena wouldn't have a reason to kill herself, and the implication he's miffed about Nettles no longer existing.
>>218096207that's the pointthe betrayal at Tumbleton is meant to be one of these "what if" moments in Westeros's history where everything could have gone in a different way if a single decision wasn't madedragons are so OP that just two of them (arguably among the oldest and most dangerous) going to the other side is enough to tip the balance
>Ulf removed from Tumbleton.. for some reasonI thought we were going to see his corrupting influence and the drink, but I guess not.
>>218096223It's been purely brother/sister and uncle/niece. The only instance of parent/child was Daemon lusting after his mom in HOTD S2.I'm personally curious if there was ever an instance of brother/brother or sister/sister
If GRRM hired you to write stuff (or like the Worlds of Ice and Fire book) to expand the lore in Earthos, what will you write about?Me, probably the continent of Sothoryos.
>>218096219Basically little changes become larger changes and Georgie no likey
>>218096253Aegon IV is rumored to have slept with one of his bastard daughter that he fathered on one of his mistresshttps://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Jeyne_Lothston
>>218095826>these people are fucking retardedWell they are fucking Targs
>>218096246Exactly my point. What if Ned wasn’t a retard? What if Baelor didn’t ironically die? You can only pull the same trope so many times. I want to see something go right for once.
>>218096284>things going well for the blacks>equivalent to things "going right"Tumbleton went exactly right
>>218096249He’s going to be undergoing a very special humiliation ritual
>>218096253>brother/brotherAerion crawling bed with Egg and saying he'll make him a girl?
>>218096188Power of BWC
>>218095764Faggot member of the only generation dumber than the last one.
>>218096290People who read/watch this franchise do not care about the common folk or morality
tbqh a Aegon IV kino would go crazy
>>218096207A lot of events in Dance happen purely out of contrivance>Battle of Gullet involved several dragons against a fleet of ships but somehow the former lost>Addam is literally betrayed by Rhaenyra, his own father joins the Greens, and he still goes out of his way to organize an army to take out Daeron for her sake>Dragons are established to be strong organisms with hard scales/skin that prevents bolts and arrows from hitting them. Somehow the peasantry kill all of them with their pitchforks and torches>Battle of the Kingsroad had the Riverlanders outnumbered in the thousands by Borys' army but they still easily win because "they were angry and battle-hardened from the previous battles"
>>218096268>a two year old actor would slow down productionthey could have aged him upthey don't want Rhaenyra to look bad by causing the death of Maelor and the suicide of Helaena unwillingly
>>218096364I think they're still on repair mode after everyone seethed about Dany going evil i GOT. Having a show that literally revolves around a woman fighting to earn her righr as ruler still turn evil at the end will get HBO canceled.
>>218096357entire episodes of him fucking beautiful women and growing fatfemale watchers would like it though because of the catfights between mistresses
>>218096395>The Real Mistresses of King's Landingplease no
>>218096381Instead they made her into le prophecy lady who needs to save the kingdom and have lesbian kissing scenesDont get me wrong i like watching women kiss just as much as the next Beesbury-guy but maybe dont put that into the show just because you can?
I just watched the latest Preston video. He really goes on a retarded rant about Arlan's squire while missing the grave, like the other anon said.However, Preston absolutely demolishes the entire premise of the story by pointing out that a trial by combat wouldn't work here. A trial by combat is divine judgement for uncertain guilt, you can not invoke it to try and avoid a legal punishment for an undisputet crime you commited (hitting a prince).
>>218096425>but maybe dont put that into the show just because you can?You say that as if Martin hasn't inserted random lesbian sex scenes in his books too
>>218096434It has already been determined that the laws are bullshit and nobody can make sense of them but Baelor is utterly powerless against them as they are more powerful than all the armies of the seven kingdoms combined.
>>218096451>randomIf a hot brown Myrish woman was warming your bed then whatever happened that night would not be random
>>218096381How anyone was caught off guard by her going evil I will never understand. She was getting more and more unhinged ever since the finale of the first season.
>>218096434Mayhaps it was invoked for the accusation that he had kidnapped Egg.
AND NOW THE RAINS WEEP O'ER HIS HALLS
>>218096303Every gen says thisfind an original thought
>>218096485It’s the same audience that somehow failed to realise that the evil and unhinged Ramsay would also act evil and unhinged towards Sansa.
The real crazy thing is that Duncan immediately after being released from jail pulls a dagger on the drunken son and gets away with it
>>218096381>turn evil at the endshe was evil from the beginning, bro. no good person could watch their own brother die like that and be as emotionless as her. nor feel as little gratitude for him as she did, considering he was the reason they escaped and survived and climbed their asses back up to the status she eventually reached. then as soon as drogo dies, the first thing she does as her people's leader is condemn them to death (only to get saved by her plot armor). anyway, she was always evil, and only a retard would fail to see that.though apparently she went full-hitler by the end though, I wouldn't know since I didn't watch the last season (maybe the last couple, I forget). but the red flags were there from the start
>>218096512People really believed that?
>>218096512Wait, there was people that thought the FLAYING COCKS OFF GUY was going to somehow be a perfect gentleman when married to Sansa?
>>218096434you know you can do something "wrong" but not be guilty of a crime? like self defense is an affirmative defense for killing someone. here, protecting the innocent is the affirmative defense that dunk raised when he struck the prince to stop him from harming that puppet chick. the gods had to decide throug the trial of seven whether dunk's affirmative defense was exculpatory.
>>218096512No one fucking said this ever I'm sure Please
>>218096537> the first thing she does as her people's leader is condemn them to deathPeople always forget about her forcing the Dothraki on a deathmarch across the desert to fulfill her delusions of grandeur. And even if you remind them they handwave it away with some bullshit like "W-well she is an inexperienced leader, she doesn't know about things like supplies or how hard a journey like that would be! her brother kept her naive!" Dany apologists are some of the biggest rats on the internet. Bobby B was right about Targshits, unequivocally.
>>218094159probably covered somehow, but it would be weird to get a boner during it
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>>218096569That's a good point. I recant my praise for Preston.Let's hope that grm will write that legal thriller soon, that he talked about almost 20 years ago ...
>>218095310this actually makes it more ambiguous
>>218096509STANNIS NOOOOOOOOO
>>218096609its explained better in the books, she can't go any other way because the tribe split up into 3 or 4 groups and any other way but the desert basically guarantees you'll run into one of them
I swear by the seven that all the Preston-haters here are secretly Preston himself.
>>218096655>checkedthis preston fella sounds like a real tard
They better not ruin Fossobro in the next episode
>>218096537She backstab the slave dealer she bought the unsullied from.Sure you can cope that he was evil for having slaves but i still find it hypocrite to buy the slaves and dishonourable to backstab on a deal made.
>>218096526daeron already knows what he did wrong & knows he deserves it
>>218096754>but i still find it hypocrite to buy the slaves and dishonourable to backstab on a deal made.That's just based
>>218092570respect for adding the heterochromiaalso fucking lmao
>>218092601she has my grandma's hand
>>218092656this PS3 game looks lit
>He raised his eyes>“Sister. See. This time I knew you.”>Asha’s heart skipped a beat.>“Theon?”
>>218093670>Alt Shit X reminding us what Dothrakis are
>>218092822>Would Dunk really be Baelor's Kingsguard?A guy with no political ambitions or affiliations, the body of a giant, very high honor stats, a bit Naive, would probably come running to him if he thought something was off, and would without hestitation throw himself in front of him...Baelor is smart, but I think even Tywin (not that he isnt) or Bobby B would take Dunc.
>>218094191Yes it's 2020s chud. All nudity can consist exclusively of dicks and male asses
>>218096905>glidus being a giant fucking faggot againwe get it, you suck cock. chill out
>>218096609Even earlier, people always forget that she was the one who encouraged Drogo to attack the Lhazarene and sell them into slavery so she could buy ships and attack Westeros to fulfill her illusions of grandeur. She tries to talk Drogo into this repeatedly, and when she fails she even ropes in Jorah to help her convince him. This is pretty much the first time she starts exercising her political power, and that power is immediately used to inflict untold suffering just because she feels entitled to a land she has never seen.When she finally gets her wish, she's still pretty cool with it, too. She takes in a few victims she sees personally, but thousands more still get killed and sold to fulfill her cause because whatever, such is the price for Iron Throne. We feel sorry for her because she feels sorry for herself, but her actual actions right at the beginning of the book are monstrous.>I am the blood of the dragon, Daenerys Targaryen reminded herself as she turned her face away. She pressed her lips together and hardened her heart and rode on toward the gate.>Slaves, Dany thought. Khal Drogo would drive them downriver to one of the towns on Slaver’s Bay. She wanted to cry, but she told herself that she must be strong. This is war, this is what it looks like, this is the price of the Iron Throne.>“I’ve told the khal he ought to make for Meereen,” Ser Jorah said. “They’ll pay a better price than he’d get from a slaving caravan. Illyrio writes that they had a plague last year, so the brothels are paying double for healthy young girls, and triple for boys under ten. If enough children survive the journey, the gold will buy us all the ships we need, and hire men to sail them.”
>>218094584Honestly, the "There are better days ahead" was very wholesome. Pretty good to show the empathic side of such a scumbag character.
>>218096919Didn't we see some girl nude on a table in Ep 3?
>>218095868There were some parts in that outline that didn't track with plot details from actual info that's out there>Corlys and Baela's actors saying there's a subplot about the Velaryon succession after Jace's death, to Baela's ire in the season. Not mentioned at all.>Outline says Criston's entire army is immediately shot on sight by the Blacks, but we know from filming leaks that the mud corpse soldiers are in the show and they do go through several skirmishes>There was a brief screening of episode five in the filming wrap party, Daemon and the Blacks were seen ambushing a Green camp at night in the fifth episode. Which does not track with where the outline places him (in KL).>Aemond's vision in Harrenhal was Otto dying>Halaena doesn't die at the end, but the manner of her death was GRRM's beef with the season in the first place
>>218096968Why did she have to play dead?What sick shit is that ginger into?
I fucking hate Rhaenyra so much.
>>218097105Baelor's blood was excellent.
>>218097105>TargaryansI hate showtrannies so much it's unreal
>>218093219If they make him gay because women cannot understand male companionship it would just be another dogshit on the pile.
>>218097183Oh shit, let me fix it. George wasn't that on the nose about them.
>>218096905I'll never know what people see in that fag. I watched one of his Dunk videos and he just explains the most surface level shit as if it's some grand thing.
>>218092656oh neat. I didn't realize Todd Howard was re-releasing Skyrim again
>>218097105Sources tell me Baelor is stable, please god.
>>218096246>dragons are so OP>Except when the story needs them to die then they're out after taking a bolt to the chestThis is probably one of the biggest issues with this series in general- on the one hand Martin wants dragons to be the traditional, unstoppable force of nature where killing them is a near impossibility, but because 'muh realism' he has them die to a stuff breeze when the situation demands it.
>>218097242decent entry levelI was a pleb once, I still ambut I was a pleb once
>>218097337The dance should have been a much longer conflict more similar to the war of the roses. It's ridiculous that ALL the dragons die so quickly.
>>218096246Peasants hordes are always shown to be the most dangerous force around when pissed off.
>>218097337>Martin wants dragons to be the traditional, unstoppable force of nature where killing them is a near impossibilityIf this is true, why did he have the Targs job to the Dornish? they even managed to kill a dragon almost as big as belarion.
>>218097426George loves the Rhoynish.
>>218097426>why did he have the Targs job to the Dornish?same reason taliban won in afghanistan. deserts are fucking tough to conquer
AAAAAY LMAOOOO
>redditors have completely given up on HOTD>every asoiaf subreddit is in chimpout by a simple trailerhow do you fuck up this bad as a showrunner? literal goycattle are mocking and laughing at you
>>218097476clutching s1 like my life depends on it
>>218097337They are basically assault planes or small bombers that happen to be animals. It makes sense that they would be terrifying for a normal person, but also fairly vulnerable if you get a lucky shot or manage to trap them.
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new bread>>218097552>>218097552>>218097552>>218097552
Cutting Nettles seems like a stupid thing to get upset about all things considered
>>218097426>If this is true, why did he have the Targs job to the Dornish?That's my point- when the story demands it they catch a bolt and die, the rest of the time they wafflestomp all of civilization.
>>218096255Alice with the arm stump
>>218094023didn't seem massive to me
>>218097426gurm loves the Dornish - it's why they face almost no consequences for all their bullshit. Aegon should have taken Balerion and burned every last structure in that shithole to ash and left.
