This scene is smug reddit fedora sòyslop. First of all, Switzerland was involved in multiple wars.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_SwitzerlandSecond of all, Swiss mercenaries fought in wars in Italy.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_mercenariesThird of all, there are innumerable Swiss inventions beyond the cuckoo clock.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Swiss_inventions_and_discoveriesFourth of all, the cuckoo clock was invented in what today is Germany, not Switzerland. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckoo_clock
>>218098218The Swiss are some of the most cold autistic annoying Yuros so fuck em
>>218098218>t. seething cuckoo clock lander
Swiss mercenaries fought everywhere. It's a hilarious line considering they were famous for never sparing their defeated enemies
>>218098244That's what makes them cool. Gotta love the Germanic ice cold giga'tists.
>>218098218>This scene is smug reddit fedora sòyslop.All /film/ is.
>>218098218Yeah, I just saw that one for class too. You finishing up your written assignments yet?
>>218098218That character is a fucking evil swindler who screws over sick children to make a buck. You're not supposed to agree with him.
>>218098218Orson Welles was a narcissist and a compulsive liar. He just made shit up and people went along with it because 95% of people are cattle that fall for narcissists' charm.
>>218098218 smug reddit fedora post. And a zoomer to boot most likely cause they love overusing 'slop' for everything
I went to that ferris wheel tingy and they don't even let you in there alone with evil Orson Welles but it's instead 30 chinks with you. All lies.
>>218098563You're supposed to find him sympathetic because he has le kino quotable quips o algo
>>218099151you're supposed to realize shitty people can be well spoken and present compelling arguments. as they had to lie to themselves first.
>>218098218yet you're an incel while orson is a legend
>>218098218The key word being mercenaries.After getting the snot beaten out of them at Marangiano by the French in 1515 the Swiss swore off attempts at expansion and as part of the ensuing treaty promised to hire their reislaufer out exclusively to the kingdom of France (and the papacy, I suppose).
>>218098275Is that portugal fake?
>>218098218Why do morons assign a quote to an actor when it's something that was said in a movie, when he was acting.
>>218098218The fuck is Swizterland.
>>218100175Because he delivered it and thus made it kino
>>218100182its dat cucked snowy country where theyre muslims or something
>>218098218Too bad they didn't manage to invent nonflammable acoustic panels.
>>218100186>thus made it movie
>>218098218That's the kind of speech a hackjob conman would make though.
>>218100137He was fat
>>218098218I think that's what's called a just so story
>>218100137>MWAAAAAH A LEGEND
>>218100137>made only one decent flick
>>218098218>all that melty>ends up admitting they didn't even invent the one (1) thing they are famous forkmao
>>218101090They're not really "famous" for it, they're famous for cheese, knives, banks and neutrality. The cuckoo clock thing comes from this midwit scene, like why would it even be associated specifically with Switzerland and not Germans in general
>>218098218Black Science Man had a much worse quote along these lines.
>>218101339Based neil praising colonialism
>>218099151no you're not
>>218101339Wait colonialism is good now?
The Cuck Clock
>>218101339but those Spanish speakers are all catholic, so who really wins?
>>218101402American farms and food processing.
>>218101402How the fuck was Italy supposed to explore anything with Spain squatting on the Pillars of Hercules?There's a reason Portugal tried going around Africa first.
>>218101523Italy was also less centralized.
>>218101558I don't think that's quite as important as geographic constraints.
