>london's rubbish ennit
Head like an orange
Who are some other wise simpletons whose ignorance somehow wraps around to being insightful?
>>218098247Karl lives in a mansion in an exclusive neighborhood down south. He never spoke to his own brother or sister. His dad stole the groceries from the phone box.
Tenner - rip you off.
>If you're a bloke and you're trying to be a woman I could tell
>>218098247Pierre Woodman?
Why are bongs usually such jerks to each other, bros? It's as if their mind doesn't generate feelings of empathy for any person or concept and they are only an inexhaustible source of resentment and apathy. The worst part is that they run this almost like it's the Olympics, rewarding the biggest idiot among them.The worst part is that they run this almost like it's the Olympics, rewarding the biggest idiot among them.
lil monkey fella
>>218098473>anti-britbong-bot is malfunctioning
>>218098483turns out...
I have a friend who's like Karl who says the dumbest shit ever but in the end is ultimately right
chinese people think white people smell of milk
>>218098483That's not the answer I'm looking for.
>>218098300>the manchurian menace of wales strikes again
>>218098300DADDY never gonna STOOOOP robin from teeeellleeppphooooone BOXBOXBOXBOXBOX
>>218098247It is. Grim place to be. Gladly I only work in the non-povvo parts so I’ve never been mugged
>>218098473
Nobody can afford to live there anyway. It's a slightly prettier Manhattan.
>>218098300https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/34037/an-idiot-abode/
>>218098473The worst part is that they run this almost like it's the Olympics, rewarding the biggest idiot among them.
>>218098649>state-of-the-art cinema roomImagine watching a Kes and The Elephant Man movie marathon with Karl in his home cinema.
>>218098561This post is about you isn't it?
>>218098247>you know what they speak in Brazil?
>>218098835Funny thing about Brazilians...shorter and hairier than most races...
>>218098791Lol kek and keyed
>>218098615Best one https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=enJNk5dgaG8&pp=ygUXS2FybCBjaGluZXNlIGxvb2sgb2xkZXI%3D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIPCz12zNco
>>218098247What does he think of London now given how much worse it is than back then, would he drop a nuke on it if given the chance?
>>218098995The posh designer parts of London are still posh designer parts of London.
>>218099025Which area of London would be the least favored?
>>218099169Anywhere south of the river
>>218099025I went to London and immediately understood what they meant by 'posh cunts.' All these guys in identical blue sport jackets standing around at various bars or restaurants as basically the only native white people there
>>218098247int arf
>>218098473What's the worst part sorry? Didn't catch that.
>>218098247I visited London twice and had a nice time. >>218098647 is correct that every major metropolitan is pretty much Manhattan now, and I live right near Manhattan, but London is still worth visiting at least once for all the interesting shit they've got. Museums, mostly. I will say that there's not a single hot girl in the whole city, it's shocking. Central UK had some good looking ones but the capital? Nothing
>go to British Museum>fulan gong there no matter when you goI just want to see the Sutton Hoo helmet please go away
>>218099456based little chinese cultist fellas
>>218099476Based? Mao should have liquidated them all.
>>218099494they've done you.
>>218098615I WILL NEEEEEEEVEEEEEERSeean old manEat aMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSBABABAR
so apparently there's these fellas right and they live on this message board about television and film and that.. i reckon there's some bacteria that has better lives than that
>>218099318All named Hugo or Oliver. Thoroughly bloody good blokes. Bloody good laugh.
>>218099456British Museum is fucking amazing. You can go a dozen times and still not manage to see everything.
>>218098262
This....was on the internet.
>>218099991natural history museums better
>>218100069>Ricky demands proof for something Karl read on the internet>Karl prints it out for him
>>218100101the internet is the new book
>>218100131UFO Data.
just a packet of good quality cookies
>>218100813oooh, disparaging the british workman.
Post your favourite Ricky DJ voice>Well, Mr. Stipe, I am not Kenneth but I can tell you the frequency was 104.9
>>218100101Kek
>>218098473Bongs literally invented empathy (it came around to bite them)
>>218101373they're getting nowt
Has anybody got any lemonade? I need some lemonade.
>>218102169karl was 100% in the right here. working class scum like tilers should be focused on nothing but getting their job finished. not ruminating on sinking pints at the nearest pub.
>>218101748RIBBIT RIBBIT FROGGY SAYS BUY IT
>It’s you and Noah left to populate the world. And he’s not a bad looking fella, so you’re happy.
>>218098473English: quite good
>>218100097Too many dinosaurs, they should just pick the best two
I've got snails, baguettes and croissants in me palm FF
>>218098247The india episode was maddening.Carl was absolutely right about the place being a shit hole, and Steven/Ricky were just yelling at him from their airconditioned studio back in london telling him he doesn't understand "culture".It made me hate both of them.
>>218098473I find american humour is like that more than british. Americans seem to just put everyone down, and apparently that's funny.Brits tend to put themselves down, it's more self deprecating.
>>218098716Kes is really sad same with elephant man
>>218098247They had to put all the furniture in one room so the poltergeist had a hard time moving anything
>>218104475different films for different.. needs
>>218103996right... if that's franz ferdinand we're never doing this again.. it better not be karl..
I laughed myself to sleep because I couldn't believe me luck
>>218105577it's gonna be brilliant i can't wait
>>218098336They need their own bathrooms
>>218106069bisexuals karllll! bisexuaaalllssss!!
>>218098649Beautiful
you wanna buy sex?
can't even get a barm cake
absolute shambles
that sony's ours..
Why was Carl using condoms with his gf of 10 years? No normal condom free sex after all that time. Bonkers
>>218107982He specifically doesn't want kids, and this was long before carefree and constant use of birth control pills was normal
>>218107982>>218108131This has got a bit heavy this... can we do cheeky freak of the week?
the holiday to the canary islands is BOOKEDthe all inclusive buffet food will soon be SCRANNEDthe much warmer than here sun will shortly be ENJOYED
>>218108238get in lad
>>218098336>we've done trannies
>>218107982He was just filling them up with water and chucking them at students
That fucking story about a monkey who lived as a human and no one realised he was a monkey. Totally true story by the way.
if you really keep in mind the context of when the show was happening, really remember that karl is just their producer who they decided to poke and let speak, really keep in mind the low listener numbers, the illusion of it being constructed for your entertainment disappears (you probably have this subconsciously because of the context of how beloved the show is today), and you can suddenly just see how annoying and horrifible of a person karl is and why steve is genuinely hurt and angered by him, and simultaneously how much ricky and steve are cruelly milking him, and just how unhealthy the whole dynamic is
if you say “fuck the zog” in london you’ll be arrested for mean speech
>>218108858If you say unkind things about Trump on 4chan you get a 3-day ban.
>>218098473it's part of our culture/humour. it's incorporating empathy, not in spite of it. far worse is the weird American thing of 'service with a smile :)'.>hi guys, is everything all right with your food?stop this shit, waiters. this is not how it works in England. please just actually be a bit miserable instead of faking chirpiness. it's not pleasant--it's fake and creepy.
>>218106118Here's that cold, grey island that every shut-in on 4chan tells you that you live on.
>>218098649Kek at first glance I thought that photo with the hippo meant he somehow had a live hippo in his pond
>>218108544He went on a business trip to Russia but it didn't work out. Ended up homeless
>>218098976kek none of the Indian actors seem very amused
>>218099911
>>218104037kek that means they did their job right then
>>218107982some girls don't do birth control for various reasons, it sucks but condom sex is better than no sex
>>218108741>steve is genuinely hurt and angered by himthe bug man has no feelings, the radio show gave him material to milk for Hello Ladies
>>218109942Yeah but if a woman long term made you wear condoms you should probably find another
>>218108151He had eczema and a boil but was healthy
>>218109964Meh, it's just something you put up with if you love her and dump her over if you don't, same as any other flaw. It's never happened to me personally but I've had a friend complain to me about it, he'll never dump her though and if he did he would have a hard time finding better for she is crazy out of his league.
>>218108544https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_hanger
>>218109942Just pull out. It's really not hard if you're not retarded. The whole "precum pregnancy" thing is fake as hell
>>218098649>>218109832>Looks like suzanne from the back.https://youtu.be/B54Bl5b1AXw?t=86
>>218110313Like I said, not my problem so I don't think about it. That being said, the only times a girl had me wear a condom I usually took it off halfway through and did pull out in the end, not stealthing either the girl was always ok with it.
>>218110412kek, I'll have to watch this show one day but the main appeal of the radio show for me was that I could listen while doing other stuff.
