kangs editionold >>218107619
Raymun will either be gay for dunk or be pro women/female targaryenseither way i still love the green apple
Only a couple of days left until we're out of kino and only have hotd dogshit remaining....
>>218111359Don't worry anon, they'll find another GRRM book to make one good season out of before shitting the bed
Dunk is gonna turn into a dragon at Summerhall. He will lay Daeny's three eggs and then gets slayed by Fossoway.
>>218111369Ned probably lost his virginity to Ashara Dayne and it's not widely known that it was a miscarriage which is why people think Jon is her sonThe Dayne family knows which is why Edric is fed the story that Jon Snow's mother is Wylla
>makes the maesters seethe in your path
>>218111420Ice dragon. Fevre Dream. Sandkings for real this time. Fucking Armageddon Rag I guess. Portraits of his children. The other shit.
I miss her so fucking much
I disagree with Lyonel that Baelor risked nothing siding with Duncan. Other than the obvious fact that he did die, Baelor didn't need to be there at all.
Has Ice ever been used in combat and how well did it perform?
>>218110509
>>218111493I'm gonna watch Supergirl for her
>>218111321Interesting mistake for Maegor's name. Where do Maelor's go?
>Aenys
>le sad after gulletwhy should I give two shits about her bastards?
>>218111531one Stark lord managed to kill 2 giants with it before getting ripped to pieces by the rest. That disaster was of course caused by Targshit retardation>Walton lies down here in darkness in no small part thanks to you. Stars and Swords, the leavings of your seven gods, what are they to us? And yet you sent them to the Wall in their hundreds and their thousands, so many that the Night's Watch was hard pressed to feed them ... and when the worst of them rose up, the oathbreakers you had sent us, it cost my brother's life to put them down.>Jaehaerys - A grievous price, but that was never our intent. You have my regrets, my lord, and my gratitude.>I would sooner have my brotherStarks got rewarded for this by having the New Gift stolen from them btw
remember to buy all the funko pops to support GRRM and HBO
was it really so hard to find a third attractive woman to cast as a sand snake? Tyene and Nymeria were hot but this bitch is revolting
>>218111557>aegon the cuckeror>heir is the son of some lyseni singer(possibly, Rhaenys routinely let herself be gangbanged so nobody knows for sure)>names him anusJUST
>>218111566the only reason to be sad is there is one less dragon in the world
>>218111580Thinking about all the plastic and fuel that has been wasted on these landfill fodder in the last two decades make me despondent.
>>218111545
>>218111580>2 different Dunks>no Raymun or Baelorwhat the shit
>>218111627More like Gaylor
>>218111359Do you think /got/hotd/dunk/ will be allowed to continue in between dunk and hotd?
I hope got/hotd/dunk is not allowed after dunk and during hotd as well. The less time wasted behind house of trash the better
>>218111590One of the Sand Snakes was meant to be ugly. She's playing Obara the ugly oneThen again none of the Sand Snakes look like they do in the books. Tyene is meant to be blonde and Nym is meant to look like a hot Latina
>>218111663You don't want to see this beautiful example of Valyrian purity again?
Apologize.
>>218111726Not sorry
I bet a real knight from medieval Europe would absolutely dog walk a Westerosi knight
>the north gets an entire half of westeros>the other 5 split up one landmass the size of the north between them>no one seems to care at allStark bros how did we do it?
>>218111689THAT'S NO TRUE VALYRIAN
>>218111774The North is a frozen shithole and nobody else wants it
>>218111774You're just like Canada. The vast majority of that land is useless and uninhabited
>>218111774racial dynamics. n*rthners are dirty first men. civilization was built by the andals
>>218111359Shame this actor had only one big scene. He's really good.
>>218111775Just like that one as well
>>218111820he's an honorary valyrian for calling out strong boys for what they are
>>218111790>nobody wants it>swamps of the Neck is filled with the corpses hundreds of southern armieskek, keep seething Andal cuck
>>218111827He's a dead headless nigger, maybe an honorary alive nigger but that's it
>I'm almost done writing TWOW - GRRM (2015)>Have You? - the Reader asked, so softly
From the books and the show, Duncan just seems to be the actual main character, and an actual "chosen one"
>>218111775If he was the only black guy I'd say basedBut I'm saying based anyway because this scene was that fuarkn based and he did wellBut why would Viserys reject pale maiden ToT
>>218111839Big BURUNDI Cock
>>218111321Breeding Gwin Ashford between jousting matches while she calls me big and schewpid. >daenerys>married at 13>dothraki marriage>less than 3 deaths is considered a dull affair>gwin ashford>13th nameday>nameday tourney>3 people die (one of whom was the hand of the king and heir to the throne)It's fate.
>>218111819DORNE IS WHITE!
>thinking about how badly DnD fucked up GoT and how shitty it became after season four for the first time in years>wait a second, "Weiss" is a jewish surname>surely Benioff isn't one too>he isGuess I shouldn't be surprised, but everything awful about the show makes so much sense now
>>218111886Made for Big Dornish Cock
>>218111456>Ned probably lost his virginity to Ashara DayneAnd he absolutely scored.>and it's not widely known that it was a miscarriage which is why people think Jon is her sonNo, Jon Snow is Eddard and Ashara's kid, who Ned traded Daenerys (Rhaegar and Lyanna's kid) for.>The Dayne family knows which is why Edric is fed the story that Jon Snow's mother is WyllaEdric is a kid, he's just repeating something he overheard, he's not some kinda secret agent.
>>218111905Yes but how does that relate to fucking up a show? That would cost them loads of shekels
>>218111580>buy this plastic trash>ok!
>>218111921>failure is punished with monetary losswhat year do you think it is
>>218111845The Ironborn are such colossal retards that one of them occasionally cracking a book warrants a title. God I wish Johanna Lannister had finished the job.
>>218111941Do you realise how much they lost due to the lost Star Wars deal after they fucked up the show?
>/got/hotd/dunk/cut the first two cancerous lumps off/duncgeneral/
>>218111969This. So much this.
>>218111842andals attacked to impose the faith of the seven. not for any resources in that shithole
>>218111580Supporting George is the problem. If you really want to help him find a way to take money from him. Current George is Illyrio. We need him to be at Sam at the Wall level for Winds to finish.
>>218111845
>>218111950whats more shocking is they hold Valyrian steel swords, i would have expected based Tywin to genocide the Ironborn to get one. Red Rain and Nightfall and maybe others
>>218111969GOT had 4 good to great seasons. The problem is everyone just wants to take about the shit. And it goes without saying all of HOTD sucks.
>>218111590> implying you wouldn't fuck her
Is it true you fags had a watchalong of GoT a few months ago?Shit man how could I miss that...
>>218112003Idk what people even see in Nymeria. Obara is better
The Ironborn are easily George's worst piece of writing in terms of the houses>Nowhere near enough land to support that many people or that big of an army>Entire culture is built around raiding but they're subjugated by an imperial foreign ruler that basically controls 5 other vassal kingdoms and can call on them to curbstomp you at any time>Still get away with raiding and being a general dickhead to the other vassals in spite of this>Every Ironborn leader has been a fucking traitorous retard and the region itself has never suffered any consequences of this, just loses a king now and then>No transfer of power in like 300 years despite being toppled several timesIt's just absolutely retarded
How tall is Dunc supposed to be again? The Baratheons are supposed to be massive dudes themselves and dunc is meant to be even taller but everyone's a midge in the show
>>218112013the Nymeria actress was incredibly hot in Iron Fist, the GoT makeup department failed in their duty
>>218111921>That would cost them loads of shekelsIt only negatively affected their own checkbooks and not Warner's. The less care they put in to the show the more popular it became and the more money they made. Even the horrendous final (which got so bad that even the normalfags complained) wasn't enough to kill off the spin offs we're seeing. It did cause Disney to revoke their offer of letting DnD spearhead a Star Wars project, which is why the two of them rushed the final season in the first place
>>218111999every season after 2 was hot dogshit. it stopped following the books midway through 2, never give an inch to these showtards or Jew&Jew
>>218112015WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIEthe drowned god is real and helps the reavers survive
>>218112028Peter Claffey is 6'4" which is unusually tall for an actor. Book Dunk is like 7'2".
>>218112040The show wasn't amazing but it's also gay to suggest George's work is perfect, especially considering what a mess Feast and Dance were.
>>218112028>everyone's a midge in the showthis is my only gripe with the show so far. Dunk and Egg themselves are cast well but what the fuck is up with the Laughing Storm? he's so scrawny. the fossoways are also tiny. everyone seems really small and 6'4 dunk isnt exactly capable of making grown men seem like midgets so I don't know what's going on
>>218112015The Iron Islands probably should have been like 4 or 5 times larger for them to have been as relevant as they are. Whether in size of the islands or amount of islands. At their size they should be about as influential as Skagos. That said I love the Iron Islands, they're my favorite
>>218112041More like Drowned in Oil and then Breaded cuz those islands will be eaten up like a snack soon.
>>218111999hotd had four good episodes though in the beginning
HotD became shit after she left. Plain and simple.
>>218112013
I will not hear any badmouthing of the first HOTD episodes.Paddy put out an acting masterclass.
>>218111852Considering he might still be alive he could be.
The greyjoys=the antillians from Conan Sigil of antillia: black kraken on gold with a red eye, this happens to be an almost perfect combination of the greyjoy sigil and eurons sigil Antillia Lore and its parallels with iron islanders:The Antillians are the inhabitants of the Isles of Antillia. They are the descendants of survivors of Atlantis [great empire of dawn?] who travelled west after the Great Cataclysm [long night?] in a great fleet of ships [grey king?]The Antillians worshiped the demon god Xotli the black kraken of Atlantis [drowned god/sea stone chair?]who consumed the souls of many Antillians in ceremonies of mass ritual sacrifice. When the Atlanteans landed, they found a race of small brown, slant-eyed savages [first men or children of the forest]. The Atlanteans easily conquered these natives and reduced them to the same state of slavery as the servants they had brought with them. During the millennia after the Cataclysm, the blood of the Atlanteans and the aboriginal Antillians mixed until by the time Conan encountered them, these islands were inhabited by a single, mixed race
>>218111590Was it so fucking hard to find a blonde to play Tyene?
>What of the kingsguard?>TAKE HEART BEESBURY, I WILL HANDLE THE KINGSGUARD!>Beesbury dies to the kingsguard
>>218112156beetard died in the first charge, the gods themselves couldn't have saved him
>>218112119Father and daughter carried the fucking show on their backs.
>>218112153Post S4 was a cashgrab so they got DEI money mostlike
>>218112156That's what he gets for dyeing his moustache like some sort of Tyroshi fag
>>218112156The bee dies after delivering its sting.Bro was predestined to die in a cavalry charge.
I haven't read a ASOIAF book since 2011 or 2012. At this point what's show and what's book is so muddled. If GRRM ever releases TWOW I'll need a book recap to even know what's going on
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s89gKXoOdEc
>>218112182>unhorsed in the first charge during the tourney>dead in the first charge during the trialI think he might just suck at jousting
>>218112028Book Dunc is measured by Maester aemon to be 6’9”
>>218112182That's why my house would be named after wasps. They can sting as much as they want and not die. They have something to do with figs or some shit too so my house would be waspfig
>>218112156Baelor was talking about in the melee. Beesbury just needed to survive one charge.
>>218112215Wasps are fucking vile creatures so you wouldn't have any allies wither and continuosly get attacked
>>218111321Where's my nigga Maegor?
>>218112173Why did Targs draw the line at parent/child incest?
>>218112184Literally nothing important happened in the last 2 books.
>>218111775>HE'S A CRACKER
>>218112229Burning in the seven hells.
I am literally Tytos Lannister.
>>218112228Wasps eat bugs that eat your plants. Wasps also eat fruit. Damn, they're just like the Freys. Useful up to a point but will betray you
>>218112229>Where's my nigga Maegor?conquering Essos https://archiveofourown.org/works/51699502/chapters/130698454
How do i learn to enjoy ckii
>>218112345You play CK3 because it's better in every way
i finally after like 10 years read the hedge knight (and sworn sword)i feel like Ira dropped tha ball on the overall sentiment the book was trying to get across but at the same time made the most faithful live action adaptation of the asoiaf yet while getting the whole idea of "the titles" that run feudal society George likes to criticize, also i can confidentally say the show does all the characters better, and dunk and egg's dynamic is better in the show, aerion is better, baelor is better, and lyonel while missing out stuff like his laughing mid combat/breaking helemt ornaments off is missing he has a surprising amount of depth with more little nuances that actually lead me to believe he's a depressed indivivual but that's just head canonall in all, i wonder what would have happened if Ira Parker showran hotd or the later seasons of thrones, while i'm not thrilled about the gross shock humor or the flashback placement, cutting THE line, maekar not knowing targ history, no tourney lance switch, i am still impressed with what he had added, how he has stretched the material, and how he used the chump change hbo budget (the action is the best filmed combat in the series)i hope he keeps up his good streak and hope he stays humble and works closely with the fatman. Within every man, there are many men, and i think that applies to Ira anyways 6/10, better than 6 seasons of thrones, not watching hotd anymore
>>218112198he was the only person who unhorsed hardying who was the best jouster at the toruney with 17 wins until Aerion cheated
>>218112431>the bee stung the bestBZZZT BZZT!!!!
Unironically how bad do you think people smell in Westeros? Everyone always looks like they smell like shit, even the nobles.
>>218112480Baelor looked like he smelled nice
>>218111979>I didn't want it anyway, says man eaten by frogs
>>218112431he looks pretty unhorsed in that clip to me
>>218111018>Book purist will hate slight change with Maekar but i quite liked itWhy the fuck did this faggot have to come out and say this before the episode? Now I'm dreading what's going to happen.
>>218112015You're right about everything except:>Nowhere near enough land to support that many people or that big of an armyThe Iron Islands are roughly the size of Ireland.
>>218112523well he still unhorse hardying which no one else did
HAHAHAGREEN FUCKING BOYS
>>218112480they literally shit in open air and wipe with leaves unless you're a noble in a big castleor course they all smell like shit after traveling and living in a tent
>>218112545>gets 1 shot KO'd by donnel of duskendale
>>218112545
>>218112533and how many wars has ireland won
>>218112028>How tall is Dunc supposed to be again?>>218112214>Book Dunc is measured by Maester aemon to be 6’9”"An inch short of 7'" so 6'11" and built like a football players and he's just 16-18 years old at the time of the first story.
>>218111352Hes gonna be gay. There are pretty much no fem targaryens around during that timeframe. Its one of the reason Aerion wanted to castrate Egg to "turn" him into a woman
>>218112573but why would that piss me off?
Ryan Condom just announced his new OC donut steel
>>218112588de rousi ovi de drah-ghon!!!
>>218112573>There are pretty much no fem targaryens around during that timeframe.S03 will have an implied gay Blackfyre.
>>218112555I’m pretty sure even the nobles smell like shit.
>>218112588>Westerosis ninjas
>>218112573>>218112606making raymun gay takes away from daemon II being gay for dunk, stupid change
>>218112573>>218112661He (redteamfaggot) already said he's not going to be gay
Can you guys stop talking about gay people? It's really triggering for me. Thanks.
>>218112616Tyrion talks about being in charge of plumbing systems at one point, so there is at least a small level of hygene standards if you're one of the top 1%
>>218112588que carajo???
Thoughts on Cersei?
>>218112696>medieval shitter is just a hole in the castle's wall>the hole is a wooden box you sit in atop another wooden boxWas Tywin fucking with him
>>218112680
>>218111950>I wish Johanna Lannister had finished the job.gurm was being very subtle but he was trying to portray how long it takes to commit a genocide on a large scale.
>>218112744Kill yourself you depraved fuck.
>>218112723Sexo early on but I think the haircut ruined her
>>218112573What’s the recent uptick in people talking about chuds and incels liking Dunk? Why does everything have to be a culture war, can’t people like something because it’s good? Does something become tainted by people you don’t like enjoying it?Should I hate the Lion King Musical because Epstein loved it?
>>218112723Crazy how much hair can impact a person's appearance.
>>218112588A baratheon assassin>BRING ME THE POISON DAGGER STRETCHER
>>218111905do you also wonder why hotd is shit?
>>218112786great now i have to hate the lion king the musical, thanks asshole
>>218112723Ass to mouth to ass to mouth to vag to ass alternating vag to ass back to mouth and finish on her tits
Are there any tales of true wholesome love in the books? Everything's marred by degeneracy or tragedy.
>>218112812Jorah and ...
>>218112812>Everything's marred by degeneracy or tragedy.the fuck do you expect you mongoloid retard
>>218112723I like her
>>218112774blame the septas who cut her hair>>218112812Guess where GRRM got his inspiration of Aegon marrying his 2 sisters.
>>218111352Why would this happen? How would they even have time to jam a random gay scene into the show in a 25 minute episode? does Dunk just randomly walk into his tent to thank him and he's in there sucking cock? it would be so hamfisted. Also isn't he canonically straight? he starts an entire new branch of fossoways.
>>218112345what don't you enjoy in ckii? the lag? there is a mod on the steam workshop that cuts India out.
>>218112850Can I have that mod irl
Reminder that Cersei kept her hair short in the show because she’s a retarded bitch.
>>218112859kekmaybe one of the Scandinavian countries doesn't have lots of Indian migrants?
>>218112847Apparently he’s not gay. It’s gotta be something really out of pocket cuz I can’t think of shit what it could be
>>218112831Go on then, where?
>>218112812Cat and Ned? Lysa and Sweetrobin? Tywin and Joanna? Roose Bolton and his slampig? Duncan the small and Jenny? Every targ who married his sister? Egg? A bunch of people?
the faith of 7 is real and the mother is why Duncan won. Themes of motherhood are referenced like 3 times. Ser Arlan says in the name of the mother, lyonel talks about a mothers love, and dunk in the flash back loves his mother and thinks she'll come back for him
>>218112900GRRM has 2 younger sisters himself
>>218112899My prediction: raymun puts on a dress during a celebration for laughs or something
>>218112917That’s a stretch
>>218112847>. Also isn't he canonically straight? he starts an entire new branch of fossoways.gay men/bi men have kids all the time but yeah that would be hamfisted
Is it true that everyone with a big dick in Westeros is a descendent of Ser Arlan just like everyone who's tall is a descendent of Dunk?
>>218112917is one of them a fun whore while the other an austere harsh beauty?
>>218112786Basically the show got popular enough that a lot of normies started talking about it and its got a ton of traction now, but they realized that it doesn't have enough subversive socio-political elements in it, and it ticks too many boxes that chuds enjoy: Realistic medieval combat, well done armor and costumes, mostly appropriate racial casting at least for the main cast. So now they are ringing the bell about it and saying its a chud show so that next season the showrunner will feel compelled to incorporate more "modern" elements like more diverse casting, additional gay plots, more obvious undertones of inequality and sexism, etc.
>>218112786People hated house of the dragon because it went way too woke, and everyone flocked to 7 kingdoms and praised it to high heaven. Hotd is about the patriarchy, with two female leads and it’s catered to women and it failed. Dunk follows guys being dudes in the most traditionally masculine ways and it succeeded. The uptick in incel bashing is just culture warriors trying to steer the narrative and soften their losses
normies know what's happening with the bitch queen of basterds
>>218112829I don't even think Lena is ugly, she's objectively attractive, but to think she's playing the woman who at one point was considered to be one of if not the most beautiful women in the realm is kind of a stretch
>>218112904>incest
Targshits are crazy, inbred lunatics, and it's true that when a Targ is born the gods toss a coin to decide if he gets to be crazy good or crazy crazy. But it feels so out of place in GOT with the targs being out and no longer rulling westeros.
>>218111424Baelor’s actor is tiny
>>218111905This time though they aren't responsible and it's all on GRRM (who is 1/4 jewish) for fucking up GoT by not releasing Winds and Dream
>>218112899Raymun turns to the camera and says>Boy, Maekar killing Baelor is just like Donald Blumpf killing American democracy, eh Dunk?? #NoKings
>>218113087Did you just watch house of dragons and knight of seven kingdoms and skip got?
>>218113097GoT should have never been made because he's 1/4th Jewish and yet here we are.Shit show.
>>218113108No, if you're referring to daenerys I don't count her, she barely ruled and effectively the coin fell on the batshit insane crazy side with her.
>>218113087stfu Raymun
I want to live in a medieval village. I want to do village things like bathe in the river and chase rats out of my larder and flirt with the local baker's girl. I want to chop wood and farm potatoes and smoke tobacco.
>>218112850I never even played with india i literally went straight to the GoT mod
>>218113097>>218113116How did GRRM fuck up your precious show when the show already started to suck a nigga dick when it got to A Clash Of Kings?
>>218113126You don't farm potatoes in a medieval village. Turnips perhaps. You don't smoke tobacoo either.
Beesbury gets a bee burial next episode. Apparently every time a bees bury dies they feed the his body to the hive
>>218113031>that pickek
>>218112922I could see that
>>218113116>GoT should have never been made because he's 1/4th Jewish????GRRM literally didn't know until he did a DNA test like 1 decade after it premiered. I don't really think it factors into anything, just a funny bit of trivia. >>218113132>still had the shadow baby kill Renly and Dany's dreamSeason 2 was the peak of fantasy in the show
>>218113097GRRM definitely should have released Winds before the show finished, but DnD also should have more faithfully adapted Feast and Dance instead of writing their shitty fanfiction because they got bored after the Red Wedding
Hotd is doing reshoots, they literally created a new character last minute to cash in on the Lyonel hype. Say hi to arrion Baratheon, worlds greatest assassin
>>218113121This is an accurate portrayal of what every girl goes through.
>>218112529I’m most curious about this actually. Maekar literally has one scene left in the book from where we left off, they must’ve added a line that contradicts book information or they added a scene at the funeral. Unless the show ends with Maekar taking a shit under Dunk’s elm tree and they realize lowborn and highborn aren’t so different after all.
>>218113174Pretty sure I made that face in an Elder Scrolls game...
>>218113135George gives westeros potatoes at least
HOTD is absolute dogshit
>>218113219Saddest tits in the seven kingdoms. No wonder Renly couldn't get hard for her
If D&D had added more greyjoys or lady stoneheart to GoT it would have sucked even harder
>>218113166>e faithfully adapted Feast and Dancebut those books are narrative messes, I don't think they had the ability to do adapt them properly. Really everything is Gurm's fault going back to him slipping the "five year gap" which derailed the entire series and resulted in the last two books being clusterfucks where nothing happens. D&D needed fast paced tightly plotted novels to adapt, not labyrinthine confusing paper weights that they could barely understand let alone adapt.
>A Knight of the Seven KingdomsIt's not bad but It's not half as good as some people make it out to be
How mad would you be if you were an actor on HotD watching AKOTSK reap all the rewards that should belong to YOU
>>218113219Vest putting in some serious work there
>>218113238> lady stoneheartThat's the point where GRRM jumped the shark, the entire series has gone downhill from the point he brought back a character from the dead for no reason after giving them a great fitting ending. The series never recovered that idiocy.
>>218113263It's not really their fault that they had to act in something fatass wrote in 2017 when he was a terrible writer compared to something he wrote in 1998 when he was a fantasy savant.
>>218113282Her face is weird. Like a rat's.And her body is pretty mid.She has a good personality though.
>>218113251They couldn’t adapt them without making GoT one of those 15-20 season shows. Too many loose ends and characters. HBO wouldn’t have minded milking the show for decades but dnd didn’t.
>>218113282>>218113219if she didn't have sad fucking tits i'd marry the fuck outta her
>>218113280How did George get so much worse at writing as time went on? Feast for crows as a bit meandering, but it was still fine and did perfectly well to move the plot along. Dance with dragons was one of the most bloated books I have ever read. It was the size of a fucking encyclopedia and only a handful of actually important events occurred.
Fire and blood is kinda poop. All plot and no character
>>218112904Had you forgotten his second sentence by the time you replied, or did you just not read it to begin with?
>>218113219>>218113282we deserved to see more of margaery grooming tommen
>>218113338SMOL and CUTE
>>218113338eh they're mid boobs 6/10
>Black girl as the love interestrepeatedly.What the fuck was that awful 20 minute flashback in episode 5. These are only 30 minutes but it felt like an hour.
The honeys love a good joust
>>218113329I don't really know, but they do say being fat and sedentary takes a toll on the brain as much as it does on the body.
>>218113329I feel like after Storm he decided he would milk ASoIaF for like forty years until he dies to keep the money coming in and keep him relevant at cons and so he expanded the plot sideways instead of forward since be new spinoffs and sequels wouldn’t get him the biggest advances. This is all between 2001 and 2006 though, before he learned what real fame and money was. Then he got the tv deal and theres no reason to do it anymore.He also got full of himself and coined his gardening word for something basically everybody does except they do what George did before 2001 and have an actual outline and an endpoint when they start experimenting with style and structure. I don’t think he has had nearly as clear a picture of the ending in his head as everyone thinks he does because all his plans got tossed out the window after Storm.
>>218113418> after StormHe got REALLY butthurt JK Rowling defeated him at the Hugo Awards when Storm went against Goblet of Fire in 2000, that might have been the moment he decided to punish the entire fantasy/sci-fi reading crowd by releasing nothing but shit for the rest of his life>I don’t think he has had nearly as clear a picture of the ending in his head I've come to believe he never had any idea where he was going with ANY storyline and made it all up as he went along. All the theory fags were chasing ghosts.
>>218113356I guess degeneracy means different things to different people?
>>218112675>He (redteamfaggot) already said he's not going to be gay?
>>218113338Granny titties
>>218113445>He got REALLY butthurt JK Rowling defeated him at the Hugo Awardwhy though? the amount of human waste that have won that joke of a trophy makes it pretty hard to take seriously. obviously it's gotten even worse AFTER with clowns like NK Jemisin winning three years in a row (LOL) but still.
>>218113464>chuds will be soooo mad after next episode
>>218113338Renly was gay af lmao
>>218113334Yeah, framing it as a maester's history book made for a very dry read. Not looking forward to its continuation in Blood and Fire.
>>218113471Just speculating, but it seems he put the most effort he ever put into anything in his entire life with Storm, so to lose to a woman who was writing a silly children's story must have stung. Also he personally puts a lot of stock in the Hugos. It's like he took his ball (his talent and effort) and went home after he lost.
>>218113489He's gonna turn to the camera and say "no one is illegal on stolen land". Then some Children of the Forest are gonna show up and harass him about giving up his lands and titles.
>>218113494>. Not looking forward to its continuation in Blood and Fire.I wouldn't worry about it
>>218113338they look x10 better when covered up, thats the sign of bad boobs
>>218111650Generals don't need to be allowed by the jannies. You can just make them. But they usually run out of steam a while after their respective movie/show has ended and die off a slow but natural death.
>>218113530Lol, true. That fat faggot is never going to release another ASOIAF book
Then at least give me Doors of Stone if no ASOIAF
>>218113464
>>218113338They don't look as bad as I remembered, but still subpar, especially for a highborn lady. Those are the kind of tits you'd find on a seasoned old whore in some slum brothel.
Wtf would they even do with an akotsk season 2. It's just gonna be Eustace giving nam flashbacks to the rebellion and Dunk doing 50 shades of grey with some ginger bitch
>>218113338Not great not terrible
>>218112015Grrm put the Iron Islands on the wrong side of Westeros. If they were in the Narrow Sea then they could still do raiding and slave trading in Essos while not allowed this with Westeros anymore. In the past the Ironborn also ruled over all the Riverlands. If they were in the Narrow Sea they could easily row up the river and enter the river system there to control everything. But as it stands they would have to march on foot and haul their ships over land if they want to go there from their isles.
>>218113577we are never getting doors of stone
>>218113635they did raiding in essos. they raided everywhere they could except for westeros unless they wanted to start another war
>>218113338fridge ahh body
Does anyone know the origin of this meme?
>>218113617Maybe ep1 could be a prologue showing what Dunk and Egg have been up to. Flashes to Dorne adventure and Aemon giving Egg the donkey in Oldtown. Ends with them arriving in Standfast and the actual contents of the book begin in episode 2
>>218112729>>218112696Casterly Rock is a literal mountain, much bigger than the Rock of Gibralter and the castle is excavated in the rock. It's so big that it can support terraced farming. The drains that Tyrion managed were for collecting rain as much as discharging sewage. The Lannisters live directly above their own gold mines.
did Baelor dying for Dunk even really achieve anything?
>>218113677Aerion gets banished and becomes a non issue
>>218113635I like the idea, but I think he had it on that side because there was that plotpoint of them raiding Lannisport. It's a cool idea, and also they should have been way bigger islands, sort of like a northern version of how the stepstones were originally.
>>218112533>doesn't even bother to settle the biggest islandgylbert, gylbert, gylbert...still my king
>>218113677Gets egg closer to the throne and therefore Dunk closer to the kingsguard
>>218112744>bran and rickon become gay emperors of essos
>>218112812>Are there any tales of true wholesome love in the books?When the sun has set, anon, no candle can replace it.
There is such a thing as killing off too many characters. The tipping point with GoT was Tywin’s death. The problem is nobody really has any beef with each other outside the Lannisters. From the beginning to the end the Lannisters are the villains and the only thing keeping them alive is plot contrivance. If it wasn’t for mcguffin witch Renly and Robb would’ve obliterated Kings Landing.
>>218113677He ended 2 blackfyre rebellions, potentially 3 even, as well as lyonel's rebellion, and most importantly saving Rhaella from the fire at summerhall and deliver Rhaegar safely, which means Jon Snow wouldn't even be alive if it wasn't for Dunk. Plus the tons of other deeds we don't know that were written in the kingsguard bookHe is literally the most important / influential character in the asoiaf verse and it's all because Baelor saved him from the chopping block
>>218113656Yeah, but from their location they have to circumnavigate south america back and forth all the time to get anywhere. If they were in the Narrow Sea they could still do daring surprise attacks against the west coast of Westeros, but for normal raiding beeing close to Essos would be more realistic.I get that the whole geography of it all was made up before Grrm went to explore their lore ofc. It's just a problem you notice in hindsight.
>>218113773you realize that means he's responsible for all the bad shit too
GRRM needed to fill up the space in the western sea
>>218113781>yeah, but from their location they have to (do something they don't actually do)not reading the rest of your retarded post. what a pointless discussion when the fat man refuses to even finish a story
>>218113783That depends on the end result reallyYeah Rhaegar caused the war to kickstart, but it was gonna happen eventually cause of the mad kingIf Jon is indeed Azor Ahai come again then Dunk basically fookin' saved the world
>>218113802Lol, he means Westeros is supposed to be as big as south america
>>218113783>he's responsible for all the bad shit tooNo, that's Booodraven. Simple as
>>218113802>but from their location they have to (do something they don't actually do)Yes, that's exactly my point. And the one the other anon mentioned way up thread: The Ironborn somehow maintain their raiding and slaving culture, although they've been incorporated to the Seven Kingdoms for centuries now where raiding and slaving is illegal. Their position on the east cost of Westeros has them isolated from the opportunity to do these things outside of Westeros.
>>218113822>Westeros is supposed to be as big as south americaIt's not. Which is the point I'm making, dummy.>>218113843Are they not allowed to sail past Dorne in this retarded fan-fiction you've concocted?
>>218113843they can still get to Essos, but the distance they have to sail is ludicrous considering Westeros is the size of South America. Chock up another L for Geroge's worldbuilding.
>>218112480>>218112501>>218112555It's the usual misunderstanding/misinformation on Medieval hygiene, based mostly on fiction made up during the Enlightenment to portray that part of history (and thus the Catholic Church) as backwards, dirty, and brutish.And it's mostly made up, just like all the "torture devices" or the actions of the Inquisition.
>>218113265And all of these because he's autistically obsessed with not allowing POW characters to die during their own POV chapters
>>218113447Well yeah, degenerates don't find degeneracy to be degenerate, obviously.>Cat and Ned brutally murdered + executed>Lysa and Sweetrobinmate...>Tywin and Joannadied in childbirth, kid resented by father>Roose Bolton and his slampigmate...>Duncan the small and Jennythis one sure, but it is mentioned, not featured in the stories>Every targ who married his sister?mate...>Egg?same as Duncan the small
I thought the ironborn sailed through the riverlands
>>218113802>>218113854How would you feel if you did not have breakfast this morning?
>>218112812Essentially Catelyn, Eddard, and their entire family. The only exceptions would be Sansa and Jon, but even she's starting to regret it in the books and it's probable the two will marry. And of course Catelyn and Jon, but even there it was coldness rather than active malice.
>>218113898Prove that GRRM established that Westeros is about the size of South America.
>>218111845>every man there>the very sea thereGot a shit writer there.
>>218112480>>218113875Humans smell the worst a few days after stopping daily showers. Then the skin microbiome stabilizes and you just smell normal. So: >Shower every day with scented lotions: good smell.>Only shower every few days: Bad smell. (This is were autistic school kids, 4Channers, etc. are at)>Do not shower at all or only rarely: Normal human smell. https://ysph.yale.edu/news-article/is-showering-overrated/
How the fuck did Dunk's kids get into Tarth's line of succession?He's a commoner who never married. Did Egg do Dunk a favor and find Dunk's illegitimate children some highborn spouses?
>What are you A knight who remembered his vows>absolute kino
>>218113947>>Do not shower at all or only rarely: Normal human smell.
>>218113919>Some readers have likened Westeros to England because they see some general similarities in its shape, and in its location off the west coast of a larger landmass. The latter is true enough (I don't see the former, myself), but Westeros is much much MUCH bigger than Britain. More the size (though not the shape, obviosuly) of South America, I'd say.https://www.westeros.org/Citadel/SSM/Entry/Geography
>>218113950Dunk is simply a chad in secret
>>218112101>monke turned out to be the soul of the showalas
Cute and canon!
Baelor needed to help Dunk. He wanted to show the people there are good dragons.
>>218113973Poor regulars getting drowned out by all the new K7K fans who will melt away again after the show's end, like summer snow.
>>218113963Remember when people didn't like her at first?
>>218113984good dragons always die
>>218113992Holy shit is monke the new super girl? I literally just put it together. I may be face blind
I like HOTD and Dunk…
>>218114013see >>218111620
Azor APie
Liking HOTD and Dunk is liking both ice and fire
>>218114013They’d never have the balls to cast a brit if it were superman
>>218113338Myrcella would never
HOTD could have been redeemed if they just did Rhaenyra pimping out Alicent and Helaena
>>218113963>sovl of Upright>carried HotD >great in Sirens>will carry Supergirl>will match Norman and mog Charli with her actingez>>218113992>/tv/ is retarded at first Many such cases >>218114013surprised you didn't know by now
When do we get to see the Red Kraken
What is this some kind of battle between ice and fire ?>rolls credits
South america denier anon awfully quiet now ...
>>218111365I still don’t get why he did this kek. It’s so fucking random
>>218113988Dunk mogged S2 and it's not close. I still think S1 was better, but HotD is unsalvageable at this point.
>>218114072More like a battle between ale and cider
>>218113919He officially wrote The Wall is 300 miles long and 700 feet tall. This gets a rough estimate of 3000 miles from The Wall to the southernmost coast of Dorne. Character travel times conform to that distance, such as 3 weeks to march an army from The Twins to King's Landing. GRRM said if fans calculate the distances, anything weird is their secret, implying he doesn't really care for specific measurements.>>218113950There's a theory that the lord of Tarth wed a woman already impregnated by Dunk in order to keep the copulation a secret; a Joseph marrying Mary type of situation. Brienne was born before 282 AC, the 72 years is enough for 4 generations including Brienne. That means her grandfather's father is Dunk's son if every generation reproduced as early as socially acceptable.
https://youtu.be/cs5vsEVK9w4I cried bros
>>218114102I think its thematically supposed to tie into Dunks flashback where he talks about his mom coming back for himArlan also screams >IN THE NAME OF THE MOTHER LEAVE THAT BOY ALONEAlso Eggs and Aerions mom is dead right?Basically all these retards just needed a mother and maybe they would not be so retarded
>>218114112Or the true battle. Everyone is just side characters in the Bracken and Blackwood conflict
>>218114133>Arriba
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>218114121Shut your mouth, cur. The honorable Ser Dunk would never have sex outside of marriage.
>>218114154https://youtu.be/OIbLe8uA2V4This one better
>>218114140In the more general sense, you could say all these characters would’ve probably been considerably more stable and better adjusted if they had someone to love a care for them when they were kids.
>>218111845Euron warged into people to complete “his” Valyria voyage and those people did die. It is known.
>>218114158invasion of the body snatchers-tier scream
>>218114158>dunk gets up> :0>(crowd goes wild)>kino
Lyonel let Dunk fuck one of his daughters and then adopted the kid as a Baratheon and wed them off to House Tarth
>>218113669https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2442313-scott-pilgrim-vs-the-world-ruined-a-whole-generation-of-women
>>218113950The main theory is that he cucked a Lord Tarth somewhere during his adventures: or the lord was gay and thus used him as a sperm donor. Martin himself discovered a female ancestor of his cucked her husband so i suppose he wanted to portrait this on his stories too
>>218114133Egg's actor is really good. Way better than any of the kids from GoT
>>218114181Yup all they needed was some mommy-kisses
It’s astonishing in the 2 hours and 30 mins of Dunk and Egg did more than the 14 of HOTD. A knight who remembered his vows and stood up to a dragon
>>218114210>>218114222Doesn't it just seem more likely that Dunk had an illegitimate daughter that was married into house Tarth?It would allow him to visit without any questions and it wouldn't be a huge scandal.
How long until the next episode?
I’ve been reading dunk n egg and so far the show has done pretty amazing with interpreting scenes. I like that there’s far more nervous energy in the show’s trial, besides Lyonel’s mummy issues quip. And the rafe part obviously. Shame Hardyng is made out to be a bit of a jobber
>>218112015Post-dragons the Iron Islands are ignored by the kings because it’s never worth bringing your entire navy to the other side of the world. The narrow sea is too important for trade with Essos. This is mentioned in the 3rd Dunk book and is the reason they are heading North, the Starks and Lannisters are actually fighting the Greyjoys. Iron Islands kept their heads down during dragon times after Harren the Black.
>>2181142441 hour
>>218114242I strongly doubt a scion of a powerfull house like Tarth would had married a bastard girl. Even Egg's firstborn son had to abdicate the succession system to be slowed to marry a commoner
>a knight who remembered his vows >was never knighted and forgot the words
>>218114286>slowed *Allowed
>>218114292He’s like the obverse of sandor
>4 pages for Ser Duncan The Tall. Must have been quite the knight>so they say
>>218114286It's the daughter of the greatest knight of the realm tho
>>218114304>obversegods what a stupid word
>>218114307If the litterall firstborn crown prince couldnt marry a non-noble without renouncing his titles, the bastard daughter of a Kinsguard had no chance either
>>218114315How
>>218114329redundant
I need good men.
>>218114345Ahhh ok. He’s like the sandor
>>218114351>
Dunk genetics are too powerful. The Clegane’s also had a meteoric rise as a house.
>>218114355just say opposite, inverse, counterpart
>>218114327Yeah cause she was some no name tavern wench and disinheriting himself was the easiest option Meanwhile House Tarth is a middling house and Dunk is the greatest Lord Commander in the history of the Kingsguard and a confidant of the King
are there any games i could play for the same vibes as these shows with whole politics aspect?
>>218114366Obverse sounds better. Expand your horizons
>>218114357Should have not wore the fancy armor. Rip
>>218114386*Sorry. Make your word smartness bigger
>>218114386>Expand your horizonsReally, is that the best you could do?BREADTHEN THY VISTA.
>>218114407No need to get sour m8 we’re all apples here
>>218114422Hold on, now. What color of apple be you, stranger?
>>218114379kcd2
>>218114386>Obverse sounds betterwho the fuck uses obverse
>>218114430hell yes dude the jew mission is so epic I love the star of schmavid in my medieval settings
>>218114446then play the first one then faggot what do i care
>>218113947Brother…
>>218114453BIGGUS DICKUS
>>218114386Language is a beautiful thing, use whatever cromulent words you please.
>>218114133Poof.
I don’t get the powerscaling in this universe, when does Dunk get good, how did he even win
>>218114512This post embiggens the smallest man.
>>218114512Leave James Cromwell out of this
>>218114528dunk gets the zenkai boost
>>218114528he's a tank fighting a smaller person. he brute forced his way to winning. a bit like the mountain and oberyn
>>218114528Oda is pretty bad at powerscaling post dragon dance arc, all you need to know is Daemon Blackfyre is the current top of the list till Bobby B
>>218114528He has giant's blood and got god buffed
>>218114528the basic starting armor gives you 1% health if you hit 0 health
Which region of westeros has the best girls and why is it the Reach?
>>218114740Westerlands
>>218114740Dorne
>>218114740WILD-LINGS! >THEY MAKE MY HEART SING
>>218114379Play the KCD series. You can start with KCD2 if you want to avoid the jank.
>>218114809I played KDC2 but it just made me want to play KDC1. Was the jank that bad? I remember combat in KDC2 being soooooooo much better and easier
I want to know what happens with Jaime, Brienne and Lady Stoneheart. I want to know what happens with Euron at oldtown. I want to i want to i want to
>>218114809>Ignore the actually good and historically authetnic one, play the one wtih forced niggers, anti-semitism lectures, and where they turned the main characters gay
>>218114379ck3 with the game of thrones mod
>>218114836Euron rapes Oldtown, House Hightower is dead like bitches
new >>218115000>>218115000>>218115000
>>218114032STOP RAPING SER
>>218114232>Who knew I could play a mommy so well?!
>>218114583>Daemon Blackfyre is the current top of the list till Bobby BHe can't even dodge weirwood arrows, absolute fraud.
