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Jimmies Recruitment Edition
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>>218124845
First
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>>218124872
Second for James Wan’s the Mummy
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>>218124537
>>218124666
Right now I don't even own a tv

I'll drag myself and maybe some friends along to a theater for Evil Dead-lite
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>>218124845
who are these electronic music artists
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>>218124845
Fifth for The Ninth Gate
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>>218124919
So cringe.
>muh empowered female with a sense of humor making the boys laugh
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OMGGG HEEEELP AAAAGHHHH !!!
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>>218124936
Have your told your parents you're gay yet? How long can you hide it from them
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>>218124919
Wokeslop
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>>218124946
sorority critters ball
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did everyone here like Smile 2 as much as I did?
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>>218124919
erotic
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>>218124992
Only the smilejeet
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Gonna watch Fairfield County Four and eat lasagne while autobumping hours are here
>>218124900
It's a hiphop duo, we settled this last thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQl5W0x7kpY
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>>218124845
>new movie director by a nig
>Hailed as God's gift to Earth
>Watch it
>It's somewhere between bad and fine
Every time.
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>>218124946
>that gif
White girls have really lost their reputation. That is why those two hapa girls are getting so much attention at the olympics. If they were 100% white, everyone would instantly think of degeneracy and bbc and etc.
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>>218124845
Jimmima :3
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>>218125115
seek help
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>>218125136
So quirky!
So cute!
One of the lads, amirite mate?
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>>218124992
Dunno about everyone else but I'm a huge fan, which surprised me considering I was pretty unimpressed with Smile 1.
I love it to bits because it's so fresh, high-energy and bold in where it goes, and it is only slightly marred by a few scenes being a bit too goofy to take seriously.
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>>218124922
Easily one of my favourite movies
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>>218124922
>>218125214
Not even a smoker but I love that Depp chainsmokes like 2 cartons of cigarettes in it
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>>218125171
You know it is true. I saw videos of white girls copying her hairstyle but it doesn’t hit the same.
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>>218125317
You don’t like white girls?
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>>218125023
Ok so you don't know either?
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>>218125317
People have been dyeing their hairs since forever.
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>>218119259
They're doing two of them?
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anyone got any japanese/korean horror recs?
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>>218124992
It's good, it has an extremely privileged female popstar as an MC but she was somehow likeable. She did wrong but admitted guilt, took accountability for her mistakes etc

People say the monster won out of nowhere but the moment she got mobbed and had an arm shoved down her throat it was ogre
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Just finished 1. Weird movie, like a Silence of the Lambs knockoff from the 90s but the bad guy is a slasher villain and we spend half the time with him.
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>>218126062
Just finished 2. Pretty good homage to Return of the Living Dead. Lots of slime. Weirdly both horror movies I saw today had Georgina Campbell in them. She's a cutie!
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>>218124992
Best horror movie of the past 20 years.
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>>218125115
Wtf are you talking about
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>>218126031
I love her
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did anybody saw this?
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>>218125924
>>218126131
The racoon hair.
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>>218126142
I think it is feminist horror
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This. or Frogman.
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>>218126142
yeah, it was alright. Surprisingly violent and bleak once things go sideways
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>>218126222
Frogmane was awesome
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>>218124992
I loved it. Check out Smile: for the Camera from ID Dark comics too. First issue came out this week.
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>>218126142
Borekino until the last 15-20 minutes, but even then it isn't groundbreaking.
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>>218126375
>>218126142
I turned it off with 2 minutes as soon the feminist writing came up on screen. Idk how you soi males sit through this.
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>>218126405
Reddit soi cucks
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>>218126375
I turned it off as soon as that came on.
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>>218126222
Watched that just now, Frogman was better, but my personal bias in the great monster debate compels me to tell you Afflicted is perfect
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>>218126405
I'm not a dipshit chud for one
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>>218125952
new? Missing Child Videotape
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>>218125136
this is NOT appropriate behavior around Spike
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>>218126375
>underage marriage
Roasties mad.
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>>218126572
i am trans tho, if that matters
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>>218126572
Okay cuck
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>>218126597
I cannot find the Kinki Region one on streaming sites yet.
Or Bamboo Killer aka Moso, a French horror movie.
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>>218126375
>There are approximately 100,000 TDS followers in North America today
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>>218126697
LMAO
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>>218124992
It was great, an actual improvement over the first. So much soul went into ptoduction. I unironically listen to the original songs by naomi in character as Skye at least once a week still. They're just that good.
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>>218126677
>streaming sites
lol. lmao.
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>>218126718
A faggot made this post.
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>>218126697
Some of them are even post here.
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>>218126768
Kek
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>>218126697
Haha
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>>218126743
It was your father.
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>>218126697
Half of USA has TDS bro
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>>218124845
jimmima lost. Spike friend is cuter.
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Who the fuck is Lee Cronin? Should have put James Wan’s the Mummy. Lee Cronin cheapens it.
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>>218126941
the director you simp
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>>218126405
>I turned it off with 2 minutes as soon the feminist writing came up on screen. Idk how you soi males sit through this.
you do realize turning a movie off because of some writing on the screen makes you sound like a soi fag as well, right? It's a fucking movie. Plus what if all those statements are factual..you turn the movie off because it displays some facts at the start? Actual reddit mind
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>>218126645
>>218126663
Okay pedo
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>>218126957
James Wan’s the Mummy > Lee Who Cronins the Mummy
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>>218126957
You missed the point of his post
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>>218126964
> Plus what if all those statements are factual
It is obviously not and just feminist propaganda.
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>>218126964
> you turn the movie off because it displays some facts at the start? Actual reddit mind
From the start it was letting you know the movie is feminist horror.
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>>218127035
well idk, but even if it was, turning a movie off because of that displays instant signs of weakness and mindbreak
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>>218127067
>feminist horror
this also sounds like made up soi shit..."feminist horror", sounds like you are genuinely scared of women. What a fucking pussy lol. If women came up with the term "patriarchy horror" and claimed they won't watch it you'd laugh their ass off at them
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>well idk, but even if it was, watching and enjoying a movie that displays cuckolding and blacked signals signs of being a cuck and mindbreak
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>>218127120
>brings up cuck and blacked
thanks for confirming your reddit soi status, but there was no need. Keep staying away from spooky "feminist horrors" which start with terrifying texts.
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>>218127097
Giallos are pretty patriarchal. Lack of feminism instantly is patriarchal.
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>>218127097
Any media that tries to preach a political message is obnoxious. It doesn't matter what the position is, but in current year, "men bad" messaging has gotten especially tiresome. I say this as someone who can tolerate a lot more than the average chud.
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>>218127097
You have that gif on your computer.
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>>218126658
>Trans
>Hates feminist writing
So, you're a dipshit chud
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>>218127176
pathetic simps
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>>218127164
really wish i'd understand how you got "men bad" from >>218126375 that text but i am kinda done arguing over this retarded shit so whatever, you do you
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>>218127176
i also have this webm
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>>218127216
I didn't. I haven't seen the film and don't even know what it's about. I was making a general comment.
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>>218127216
>but but but what is woke????
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>he did the meme
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What was woke about it? What is woke?
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>>218127239
>interviewer: have you slept with africans?
>anya: no…*giggles*
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>>218125136
That gap
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>>218127097
>Feminist horror is a subgenre that subverts traditional tropes by allowing women to be complex protagonists rather than just victims, focusing on themes of bodily autonomy, motherhood, social expectations, and the "monstrous feminine"
It's an actual subgenre, not just a made up word.
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>>218127377
Owned that soi cuck
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>>218127357
That simp
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>>218127404
kek
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for me it's isopod horror
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I just started Longlegs. 20 mins i already love it
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>>218127143
>Giallos are homoerotic. Lack of feminism instantly is homoerotic.
ftfy
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>>218127514
based. Oz Perkins is underrated. I've still gotta watch Keeper.
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>>218127070
Nah, I value my time. If something is trash, it doesn’t deserve my time or attention. Sitting there and enduring a shit movie doesn’t make you stronger than anyone; it just means you have nothing better to do.
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>>218127580
I was surprised by how low the critics' score was for Keeper. It's practically him going back to his roots of atmospheric horror which was often praised by professional critics.
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>>218127751
How does it compare to I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House in your view? That got pretty bad reviews, and it's pure atmosphere.
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>>218127514
Glad you are enjoying that movie, anon. If you wish, you can make your own thread and discuss it there because the movie is banned here.
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>>218127498
Good movie. Try Beach House next.
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>>218127998
>the movie is banned here
how come
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>>218128080
ty anon, I'll check it out
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>>218128101
It's not. don't listen to him.
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>>218128132
oh ok, i did not expect Kiki in this
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>>218128169
She starred in The Blackcoat's Daughter, another Oz Perkins film, and imo a better one than Longlegs.
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>>218128209
i saw it
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>>218128239
Cool. Longlegs, The Blackcoat's Daughter, and Keeper are supposedly loosely connected.
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>>218127176
Seriously though what's your plan. Your parents are gonna find gay shit in your search history eventually.
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>>218128169
She was terrible in that desu, not sure what it was but she's just distractingly herself.
She was way better in Blackcoat's Daughter and Totally Killer.
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Banned movies on /hor/
> Terrifier 2&3
>Megan 2.0
> Terrifier 4
>Night of the Living Dead
>Bring Her Back
> Talk to Me
> Midsommar
> Army of Darkness
> It Follows
>Babadook
>28 Weeks Later
>Phenomena
> Abigail
> Hereditary
>Sinners
>Henry
>Barbarian
>Gremlins
>Gremlins 2
>Day of the Dead
>Dawn of the Dead
>Night of the Living Dead (1990)
>The Return of the Living Dead
>Return of the Living Dead Part II
>Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)
>A Nightmare on Elm Street series
>Leprechaun series
>The Fly (1986)
>Nope
>Angst
>Oddity
>Lair of the White Worm
>Night of the Demons 2
>VHS series during the month of October
>feminist horror is also banned**
>the entire animation genre is also banned*
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I've got some older stuff queued up
>Village of the Damned
>The Haunted Palace
>Messiah of Evil
>The Entity
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>>218128402
>The Haunted Palace
one of my favourite price films
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>>218128297
> Totally Killer
Wokeslop
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>>218128427
You're brown and gay. Go look in a mirror if you want to see wokeslop.
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>>218128277
>when mum finds the trans horror folder
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>>218128416
I rarely watch movies from before the 70s so I'm looking forward to it. I'm hoping to get a taste for them. I think I've actually never seen a Vincent Price film, pretty shameful for a horror fan.
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>>218128449
Lmao
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>>218128455
he's a lot like Nic Cage, he's the reason to watch the vast amount of films he's in. he always gives a charming performance.
I don't know why but he leaves me feeling like he could be a family friend or a distant grand uncle.
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>>218128443
I don't really remember it being annoyingly woke but it was certainly slop. I saw Nanatchka Khan as the director and thought it would actually be funny but apparently she wasn't the writer and the plot felt like it had reached the retardation of something like happy death day 3 would have on its first foray. Aggressively bland and only memorable for how stupid its plot becomes which maybe could have been saved if it were funny or even endearing/fun like happy death day but it's neither of those things. a truly crappy installment in the disney sitcom horror genre.
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>>218128427
So?
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>>218128587
That sounds right up my alley. I love Nic Cage.
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>>218128662
I avoid movies with female directors. They can’t help but shit up everything they touch.
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>>218124946
Horrifying but also hot af.
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>>218124845
Diana grew up fast, Pragmata bros.
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>>218128840
Girls age poorly.
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>>218128662
Female directors in modern times is always some woke shit.
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>>218128101
We have standards here, unlike other places.
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>>218127404
Your mum
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Any one here seen the Hole with Keira?
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>>218129431
Never heard of it but it looks kino
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For every horror kino on the tv I watch a romance and an action so my family thinks i'm just gay instead of weird.
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>>218129431
Ye
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>>218129487
Watch X
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>>218129431
I haven’t seen it yet. Maybe later. She is only 40 but she looks 50+.
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Solid 4.5/5 stars. Howzat?
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>>218129690
>Solid 4.5/5 stars
no fucking way it's that good
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>>218129690
wasn't bad, I wish the very end was different though. sequel bait bullshit.
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>>218129829
The last 5 minutes was the best.
But very woke, what was with the black girl?
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>>218129829
the sequel is gonna have nothing to do with bone temple tho
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>>218129886
retard
>>218129891
meh it'll probably be scrapped now because bone temple flopped. maybe if they do a direct sequel to 28 days later in 5 years and sell it as a no bullshit zombie film.
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>>218129829
Why they didn’t make 28 Years Later with Cilian is retarded.
>>218129924
The black girl was so random and stupid.
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>>218130190
>The black girl was so random
yeah it's a total mystery, we're gonna need top detectives to figure this one out. RETARD.
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>>218130190
>Why they didn’t make 28 Years Later with Cilian is retarded.
because 28 years later is a masterpiece, with boyles autism and all.
bone temple was some booolshit tho
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>>218130231
their child would be like a light mocha color desu
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>>218129886
She was just being a girl.
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>>218130231
Shut up
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>>218124845
this movie was probably one of the most retarded things i've ever watched
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>>218130254
She looked full 100% african. That’s why it was so out of place.
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>>218130451
Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about
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>>218130526
Is this the guide you use to pick your bull?
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>>218130602
LOL
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>>218130625
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Just put on the Hole. It really sets the tone really well right off the start.
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>>218130602
This was funny ngl
>>218130639
What?
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>>218130526
>>218130602
Looks like the one my wife uses.
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movie for a super fucking hammered anon
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>>218130728
X
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18 years old Kiera Knightley wasn’t bad.
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>>218130728
any Friday the 13th film
or, Hatchet
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Putting on "Resurrection". Must be a rec from here because idk what it's about, but I love Lambert for nostalgia reason.
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>>218130785
I recced it. I usually have the best ones here.
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>>218130727
…?
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It's a really interesting concept to make a movie that seems to be standalone and then reveal that it's actually a sequel to another movie halfway through.
Unfortunately it also kind of ruins the movie
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>>218124946
If it was men this would be scary. I could easily overpower that many women with no problem
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>>218130822
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>>218124946
DONT SUCK MY DICK DONT SUCK MY DICK AHHHHH
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So were the Jimmys all castrated? Why didn't they fuck the women? Why was there no rape by them either?
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>>218130869
I watched them in order so I yelled KINO! instead
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>>218130962
Rape a woman? They're psychopaths, not monsters
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>>218130962
They were castrated by the writer. not sure you could change the tone more from the first one.
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>>218130962
Woke movie.
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>>218130984
So true, skinning people alive and child murder is much better than rape, but that still doesn't explain why the female Jimmys weren't engaging in sex
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>>218130962
every cult always has weird sex stuff I bet lead Jimmy got all the action
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Damn bros, 14 days past by so quick. Felt like a party. Anyone else watching winter olympics besides horror?
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>>218131015
I mean, just because they didn't show it doesn't mean it's not happening. Jimmima was probably the one doing the raping.
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>>218131015
>why the female Jimmys weren't engaging in sex
the jimmina chick tries raping that survivor but she gets hooked
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>>218131044
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>>218131049
I think she was just going to castrate him rather than fuck him in front of the other Jimmys
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>>218131071
the mounting position kinda led me to think otherwise but I think that was a possibility too
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>>218131044
>still finds time to shave her pits in a zombie wasteland
we were so close to perfection
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>>218131049
made me wonder if they were gonna cut the entire skin off his legs. kind of fucked up desu.
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>28 Days Later men want to less than a month into the zombie apocalypse
>28 Years Later the roaming gang of psychopaths raised by themselves during a zombie apocalypse aren't the least bit interested in sex
>Only the few remaining pockets of civilisation engage in consensual sex as do the zombies
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>>218131088
I thought the same but in the movie her pits are never aired out so it wasn't necessary for the film. It isn't confirmed if Jimmy Ink has shaved pits, hard to tell from the shadows and chromatography. Maybe BTS pics.
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>>218131103
men want to rape*
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Did I miss something or did we just not get an end to the preggo ladies story
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>>218131123
Cope
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I'm so glad rape being worse than murder is the mainstream opinion now. And it's all thanks to dipshit rapists and their defenders lel
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>>218131273
all thanks to dipshit rapists and their defenders
What the fuck are you even referring to
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Just finished watching this. Thought it was pretty good. Rainey Qualley and her sister look very different.
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>>218130785
I watched it last week. It's ok. Like a more beige Se7en.
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>>218131273
Cope feminists. As western society gets more and more third world, you will learn.
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>>218131273
And the only thing worse than rape is being racist
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Okay, skipped through half of the Hole and read the wikipedia. Movie was still good.
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Just finished. Intolerable, excruciating torture for the eyes and brain. The pitch is Breakfast Club meets Walking Dead, and it's as horrific of an experience as that sounds like. Felt three hours long.
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>>218131682
kek, another bullet taken. I was kind of intrigued by the trailer.
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>>218131487
What's to learn? You all made the world shit.
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>>218131716
Go back.
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There is just no fucking way this is as bad as they make it sound
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>>218131525
Or indian
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>>218131735
can't find a dl anywhere, is it actually out?
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M3gan!
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>>218124919
i had to look away from the screen when i watched this last night during this scene. its so fucking cringe
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>>218131723
No, you shit world builder
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>>218131748
It's out in theaters and it's supposed to be horrible
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>>218131773
zesty ahh post nigga
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>>218131789
come back when it's streaming
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>>218131745
Or white
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>>218124919
How did these people even manage to survive? Complete bitches who don't even know how to deal with the zombies despite being alive with them for 28 years, the guy wouldn't even throw the boiling water on Jimmy
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>>218131776
Cute pic of you
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>>218131827
Comes across as just comic book shit from Garland, I don't think there's much behind it. I guess the answer would be "they rape and pillage the other people"
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>>218131828
Thanks. I am pretty when I try.
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>>218131841
Would she date anons?
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>>218124992
It was terrible. Everything about the movie sucked. The only scene where I can see why someone may like the movie is where they needed danced to choreograph them chasing her. While the scene itself was very lame, I can appreciate the effort it took to make a bunch of people move like a single mass.
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>>218131841
I am clearly talking about the people that the Jimmys skin alive, they're unable to even handle a lone zombie and eagerly abandon their own to die, they won't even fight back against the Jimmys, so how did they last 28 years in a zombie apocalypse while being so weak
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>>218131890
I thought when they gave that guy a knife he would have mercy killed one of the women or something instead of participating in their fuck ass sadistic game
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>>218131901
The guy pours the boiling water on the table over Jimmy's head instead of right on top of him while telling the pregnant woman to run, how did these people survive 28 YEARS
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>>218131890
Oh sorry I misunderstood. I mean the answer is still the same though kek, Garland just made the Jimmies superheros. The island people were afraid of the zombies too.
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>>218131920
Wokeslop
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>>218131921
Apparently the jimmies were in the area long enough to have cult imagery scattered across the wasteland but never decided to check out Kelson's forever-pyre
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>>218131943
They also had already encountered these people as they ask Jimmy "What's he doing back here" they also seem to have an abundance of food to be able to feed six people
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>>218131776
>she's so committed to the clumsy clown act she has fallen over multiple times and scuffed her helmet clips
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>>218131976
Dei writers. Director was black.
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>>218132010
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>>218124919
>we learnt this dance from the 80s, with no television or internet
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>>218132236
Hm I wonder who could have seen that show and taught them all about it
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>>218132236
Teletubbies first aired in the late 90s. 28 Years Later starts with them watching it on tele.
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>>218132408
They're teenagers, born after the world ended
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>>218124919
do the tubbies do this dance?
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>>218132442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrh0m8nsgUw
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>>218132479
damn they do
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>>218132394
He memorized the entire dance at like 9 yrs old?
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>>218132504
Shaking ass isn't some elaborate fucking riverdance
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>>218132408
How old do you think the jimmies are?
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>>218132430
>>218132532
By them I just meant kids not the jimmies. Main Jimmy or whatever his name is was one of them though.
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>>218131397
I actually thought it was ok! I get that everyone probably hated it at the time for being a Se7en ripoff but I wasn't a huge fan of that film so this was like a more fun version. And Lambert is kino.
The kids death scene on the bike is one of the fucking funniest things I've seen in a while though.
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>watch British horror
>"OY YE WANKA, COME AND 'AVE A SHAG!"
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>>218132674
COONT
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>>218132754
Whenever I see something like this I wonder, what could be changed to make it better?
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>>218124936
You're actually pathetic.
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>>218132811
Every part of that scene is funny.
Not having the kid riding 20m in a straight line directly into traffic would help.
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>>218127498
Great mockumentary
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>>218132840
You don’t fit in here.
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>>218132937
Silence, gurpreet
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>>218131789
the promo pics remind me of this classic
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>>218133225
Is that Reggie Ledoodoo?
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>>218133225
Damn, those snorks from S.t.a.l.k.e.r. have really been hitting the gym.
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>>218133239
Goes to show what good character design and buildup can do. He was barely in the show and everyone remembers him.
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>>218125115
>silly AI video
>anon starts thinking about racemixing and bbc
Lmao
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>>218133225
is that my guy
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>>218124946
Why are wahmen like this?
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>>218134072
They stupid.
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>>218125115
mutt's law
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>>218131762
not /hor/
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>>218126062
>still a zero on tomatoes

damn
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>>218124992
Insane downgrade from smile 1
i actually think less of you as a person if you think the sequel is even half as decent as the first one
The opening scene was the only good part
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>>218132674
Heh
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This is still the biggest build up/let down moment for me in a show or movie. Randomly caught this back when we still had TV years ago.
>random time travel bullshit
>everyone in the world missing
>shit like gun powder not working and soda being flat, etc
>random mysterious sound from miles away
Shit instantly captivated me and it was so good..all the way up until the shitty monster reveal. Maybe it's because I saw it in the late 00s and it was an early to mid 90s VFX but man that shit ruined it for me. Part of me wish they'd remake it but we all know that shit wouldn't even be half as good as the original.
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>>218125115
shitskins truly are the bottom of the barrel, jesus christ
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>>218135271
hey its that guy who was on that thing
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>>218124946
How did AI-saar generated this?
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>>218132754
What hte fuck? I don't remember Frasier starring in Alien: Resurrection
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>>218129690
t. NPC trying to fit in and overrating the current thing

The only good thing about the movie as the direction from the Black Queen (of course), Ralph's penis and the acting performance of the main Jimmy.
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>>218127319
Fuck off, Anya would never lie about that, She is proud of all the sex with Black men that she done
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>>218124889
>no brendan fusion
no watch
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>>218129431
I love it, pretty standard early 2000s thriller fare, but I could also imagine someone watching it and being totally unimpressed or thinking that the plot is stupid.
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>>218126375
Do leftists not understand what Muslims are when they make the scariest white people into white muslims?
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>>218131735
Georgina Campbell is usually good. I'll watch it when it's streaming.
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>>218130869
Wait until you find out all of their movies happen in the same universe
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best 2025 /hor/
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>>218138014
>when you're a racist chud so you cannot pick the actual best 2025 horror movie (The Sinners) because it has Black people in it and is directed by Black people and celebrates Blackness
>you also cannot pick the second best horror movie of 2025, because its director "killed that guy from The Whitest... TWGOK"(?)
>you cannot pick Together, because it's about a couple which has sex, which you as a racist will never have, the third best 2025 horror movie

Okay but what's your problem with the fourth best horror movie, the one about the pupper? Why do you have to shill this Ozgood slop?
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>>218135271
They're on screen for like 5 minutes total.
Anyway the guy who played that schizo businessman was so good.
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>>218130526
Let me explain:
Black + White = Lightskin
Black + Lightskin = Lightskin but even more white
White + Lightskin = White
Yes, black genes are shit and get erased by caucasian genes.
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What would you have done in this situation?
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>>218138348
Threesome.
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>>218138348
Anal. But wear a condom so if they do a rape kit they won't find any of my DNA. Although I don't think it would matter because didn't she suck him for like 10 seconds before he flipped out? Or am I thinking of some parody or another movie?
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>>218117536
Anytime I run into someone who describesthemselves a gorehound I know I'm about to get some crazy recommendations. One guy did turn me onto Long Pigs which was alright.
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She's 9 year old for him
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>>218138348
I would've just fucked her, she's not my real daughter
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>>218136585
>Islam turns the scariest white people into kind and caring white people who are accepting of LGBT people
Chud self-own. Horror genre is LGBT btw.
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>>218139082
Strange that there's no openly gay Muslim community other than white liberal homos pretending to be muslims
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holy fuck
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>>218124845
>walk in casting room
>see this
>uhm yea you're hired but we're gonna put you in a horrible wig and your character is a homicidal psychopath
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>>218139182
Cute alien.
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Careful theres scream 7 leaks everywhere on twitter
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>>218139285
man I bet some people get stabbed
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>>218139182
>your character is a homicidal psychopath
actors live for that shit
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>>218139285
Courteney Cox is 61 years old
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>>218139285
if this isn't the one where Neve and Courtney are the killers then I don't care
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>>218139285
the scream franchise is so shit
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>>218139429
I tried to get into the one with Mikey Madison in it but it really wasn't worthwhile at all when she wasn't on-screen.
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>>218139442
Even before Radio Silence put the final nail in the coffin I can't say I'm a fan of 2-4. The villains feel weak, there's too much offscreen backstory they try to pound in your head. Also I can't believe Samara Weaving got so much glaze for being the worst first kill in the series.
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>>218139135
How do you know there isn't one? It's not like you're part of the LGBT community and you probably don't care either way.
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>>218139315
Yikes.
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>>218138209
Go back.
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>>218139151
uaaahhhh!
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>>218140900
retard
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>>218140900
lol
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>>218133016
> Silence, gurpreet
You're just as bad as him, you obsessed subhuman.
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he meant here
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>>218140884
>>218140884
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>>218128381
can we add late night with the devil
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>>218139727
>muh whataboitism switcharoo
Christians are unironically your best allies for being limp dicked enablers that dont kill you. You cant point to 1 Islamic country thats great for homos, and then pretend that you arent going to get fucked (with a knife).

Its no different to women hating men then advocating to import illiterate shitskins who've never heard of "women's rights".

I support Islam because itl kill you
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Last for The Bone Temple *will* be the best horror movie of 2026.
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>>218138505
I think she went for it but he wouldn't let her



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