Old thread>>218143254
your man, your grace
>>218147031to conquer what, nigga? all the seven kingdoms are already there. dumbfuck
>>218147064Why did dunk claim to be another man's man? Is he gay?
>last episode is nothingburger episode
How many more bongs until the finale?
What of the Kingsguard?
>>218144191best girl who was cut from the show, which is really weird given that she solely exists to bring more pain at the red wedding (and that's what D&D were paying to adapt)
>>218147064
>>218147073Gays and women can't understand honour
>>218147091i would have danced with her
>>218147091>Was willing to give an ugly fuck Frey the time of day.>He guts her instead. You guys don't hate the Freys enough.
>>218147092My screen is cracked
>>218147091>kills a Frey with a flagon wine before going downbased
>>218147092>I am you meme. please. YOUR meme
>>218147091
>>218147092If I pull that off, will you die?
gods he was Taooba
>>218147066If there's sea people wouldn't they have a huge advantage over everyone else? How did they lose?
>>218147184It would be extremely painful
>>218147045What's gonna happen tonight dunk bros?My holes stay wet like goo
>>218147091>FUCK DAVID, WE NEED MORE ORIGINAL SCENES OF CHARACTERS TELLING NAKED WHORES EXPOSITION>FUCK YES, DAN, WE ARE MUCH BETTER WRITERS THAN GOYRRM NOW LET'S GO "BUGGER" ANOTHER ONE OF OUR "WRITING INTERNS"
Do great series have generals that host the same posts like TAOOBA and Mario Naharis again and again and live whole days before next bake?i think not/got//hotd/ wasn't gifted with writing or restraint, /got/ was arrogant, lazy/hotd/ whored and pandered, it was a hard series not to hate by the end, ruled the catalog for nigh on 16 years and it was still forgottenwhat chance do i have, truly?/got/ was good to me, /hotd/ weren't family to me but it kept me like we werethey raised me be an honorable general and all these other generals still can't even remember his namehis name was /got/hotd/, and i am his legacytoday for a final timewe will show the catalog what his hand has wrought
>>218147193you sound retarded, or perhaps even esl
Admit it. House of the Dragon delivered more kino moments than Dunk overall
>>218147189a daring synthesis
>>218147241I think you have fucking brain damage
>>218147241stfu
>>218147189
HoTD bros. Our time is now. Surely season 3 will be as good as Dunk right?
me talking to my willy when i have had too much whiskey and i'm in bed with 9/10
DAYNE?
>>218147241There were so many anti-kino moments that they circled back to being cringekino.
>>218147241I still don't really get why Sephiroth is in this show.
>>218147270>talking to my willyBelievable.>when i have had too much whiskey Understandable>and i'm in bed with 9/10You lost me.
I've seen multiple videos of Peter Claffey in interviews, him singing, etc. and honestly this guy's a fucking star. He's going to become the actual biggest GoT actor. He's going to have a massive future in entertainment/tv/whatever.
>>218147197You're a big dynasty.
>>218147260... could they really not afford better banners back then? i struggle to tell who it is even from the thumbnail
REMEMBER THE SUNWELL
he had that DAWG in him, that boy did
After seeing the color that Akotsk introduced, I can't watch hotd or got anymore. It's so fucking dark and grey, colorless and brooding.
>>218147241>Admit it. House of the Dragon delivered more ki-ACK
First for THE MOST NOBLE CHILD THE GODS EVER PUT ON THIS GOOD EARTH!
>>218147241Are you fucking retarded?
i'm stumped
one more bong?
>>218147344I really like how they showed Aerion is actually a skilled and dangerous fighter during the duel. A lesser show would have just made Aerion a coward who gets bullied around by Dunk as soon as they dismount their horses
>>218147347Rest in Peace Lommy Greenhands
>>218147241even though HOTD is the much worse show, i agreeDunk does the quiet moments and overall story much better but I don't think it's had a moment like the Viserys throne room entrance yet
>>218147353Okay Lyanna
>>218147344Dunk should have killed him
I DON'T WANT IT TO BE OVER
how long till the episode
>>218147363It's truly wonderful, the face he makes before pulling down his visor when dunk got back up made me jump up and yell kino at my monitor. We did not deserve such an adaption
rightwingbros are we ready to get triggered?
>Promise me, Ned
>>218147383Aerion needs to fight in the third blackfyre rebellion and die by wildfire
wait it's the last episode of the season????
I have a fan theory that Egg is actually a Targaryen
>>218147417>another secret TargHow many is that now like 5?
>>218147417Based on what evidence?
>>218147414Yes
shhhh, nigga
>>218147232>today>for a final time
>>218147405I will not be watching the finale
>>218147064I want to be his man
Need a flashback sequence of Baelor and Maekar gaping some Blackfyre bussy
>>218147462Never happened. The Blackfyres have only ever been defeated by treachery.
>>218147442
Targaryen or Blackfyre?
>>218147239Alright smart guy, how do you beat them?
>>218147475Beneath the cope...
>>218147480He bore the fucking sword. Simple fucking as.
>>218147492The bitter seethe
>>218147462there were three Blackfyres in that battle, two of them teens, and Daemon, if they both had ran into Daemon on the field there would be no dunk and egg
>>218147403Are you being ironic?
>>218147497This anon is a true anon.
>>218147490fuck, dude, my mistake.
>>218147509Always if, but never is
>>218147525they were smart enough to leave that to crobray and bloodraven
>>218147480>Targaryen or Black-ACK
>>218147458Dave Coaches in the back.
The show should premiere at 9 pm10 is really far too late. Good boys are lights out by 10 because they have to be up early to help mommy around the house
>>218147480Baratheon
How much of this show is CGI? Surely not everything is real on set.
>>218147577Bastard Targ rape house.
>>218147260Does that show even exist anymore? Its been half a decade since the last season wtf is going on
>>218147241I still dont get the HOTD hate (besides the alicent rhaenyra shit in the last episode of season 2) but Dunk and Egg blows it out of the water. Vizzy throne room scene still the best moment though
>mfw there's a close up of Lyonel ejaculating to continue the thread of bodily fluids being shown on screen
>>218147064was this close to being a kingsguard right then and there
>>218147637
>>218147589pretty much everything was actually built, cgi was really only used only used to fill in the crowds and the lance sticking out of the horse
>>218147642>Like 6"9 canonically>cast a skinny barely 6"0 actorbaratheon bros?
>>218147650
>>218147667they have never gotten a baratheon casting accurate and yet they are all kino in their own right so i accept it
>>218147591
>>218147693Ad hominems are not arguments. The King said her children were trueborn so they were.
Why are HOTD posters so insufferable?
>>218147675>Extremely loud concrete scraping sound
>Left the poor little fucker at King's landing after the shitstorm that was the danceAegon Tres probably would've been at least somewhat happier away from King's landing, definitely wouldn't drink to death at least
>>218147743Eternally mogged by a small production
>>218147716>Verification not requireď.
is the torrent up for episode 6 yet?
What's the stream?
>>218147092My bumps feel... my bumps feel like sage...
Alright bros, taking bets now! what will Raymun's anti-chud moment be?>He is revealed to be a hermaphrodite >He says the only good Targaryen was Rhaenyra and she should have had the throne>He says women should rule because men are too violent and destructive>He thinks westeros should have open borders with essos and that westeros needs more diversity>Dunk straight up walks in on him taking it up the ass>Literally nothing, the early reviewers are making it all up to farm engagement
>>218147045>hear me roarby far the most retarded house words
Insider has revealed that this episode Egg will be revealed to be Prince EGG-on
So what am I meant to dunk the egg in?
>>218147798>>He says the only good Targaryen was Rhaenyra and she should have had the throneAnd he is right.
>>218147757Said the twice traitor, Stannis.
Fire and Blood and its Dance portion in general is just ass narrative to adapt with NPC characters so no wonder the show has failed to tell a compelling story. I dont blame Condall for failing where George himself didnt do decent job.
>>218147798early reviewer already spoiled it in their own replies, Raymun hooks up with Red
https://streem.gg/billystream new episode in 30 minutes. Music videos till then
>>218147650>>218147675>>218147693>>218147695It really does seem incredibly racist just to give black people white hair and say that makes them part of a bloodline.
>>218147667I don't want to defend the sh*wr*nners but George does like to pull 7 foot tall gigachads out of his ass so options are limited
>>218147875Thanks
>>218147883They should have just cast short people in every role and then regular sized people in the big roles. Ah, the power of hindsight.
>there are only 2 seasons: winter and summer
GET A STREAM AND TRAILER ANALYSIS VID GOING BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>218147936there are four seasons on planetos but each season lasts several years
see ya tomorrow anons
Will the show go past The Mystery Knight? God knows George won't.
55% flashbacks.
A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E06.1080p.WEB.h264-ETHEL>A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E06.1080p.WEB.h264-ETHELA.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E06.1080p.WEB.h264-ETHEL>A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E06.1080p.WEB.h264-ETHELA.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E06.1080p.WEB.h264-ETHEL>A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E06.1080p.WEB.h264-ETHELA.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E06.1080p.WEB.h264-ETHEL>A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E06.1080p.WEB.h264-ETHELA.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E06.1080p.WEB.h264-ETHEL>A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E06.1080p.WEB.h264-ETHEL
i'm going to bed anons have a good episode i'll see you in about 8 hours
>>218147979im tired of this...
SEX with baelor
someone tell me if it's a good episodeyes or no
>>218147992magnet nigga
>>218147850Why would chuds complain about the greatest bro that ever lived getting laid?
>>218147992What am I supposed to do with this?
Stream in 30 min https://kino.tube
>>218148037Copy and paste it into Notepad. Save the file as a .bat. Right click and open as administrator.
why is my shitty browser blocking every single stream am I retarded?
>>218147768Just an exe kek
>>218148043>>218147875well?
>>218148043what is this? dharman?
>>218148069Uk anon?angel whatever it's called is blocked, need a VPN or proxy.
>>218147992doubt that
>>218148086fuck you mean well?
15 MINUTES UNTIL KINO
>>218148139which one nigga
>>218148155That's what you think.
>Seven forgive me Daemon, but you may be a stronger man than your father, Aegon IV was>Thank You Aegor, but the fundamental question is will i be as effective as a King as my dad was>And i will be>even more so, but until i am it's gonna be hard to verify that i think i'll be more effective
Blackfyre fucking shits spotted
>>218147875Fuck is this basedjak shit?
>>218148213they won't let me in :(
>>218147850why would that be bad?
>>218147850how is that a own for the chuds ? do these seething redditoid reviewers think it angers us when a prostitute get a match ? personally I couldn't care less
I need my kino now now now now now.
What's your name/ house/ sigil tv?
I am not ready for /dunk/ to end bros
>>218148223IDK who the streamer is, but that is genuinely a great song. That dude can sing his ass off, and play the piano. He does look like Matt Christman though.
>>218148253
>>218148229>>218148244the original post is a screencap of a twitter post...engagement bait
Was the fight the same in the book? The Targ boy could have easily killed Dunk. So it was not really a very good win for him.
>>218148277No. Dunk just picks him up and beats him to within an inch of his life.
greymane or battleborn?
>>218148277The fight was significantly shorter in the comic, can't remember the novella since it's been a hot minute from the last time I read it.
>>218148277nope that sweet sword throw to Dunk's Arlan wasn't in the booksf
>>218148287>GAYMAN OR BASEDBORN!?>HEY! OUTSIDER! I ASKED YOU A FUCKING QUESTION!
stream?
>>218148277the fight is even more brief in the comic and book
>>218148287blackwood
>>218148308Because why would anyone ever throw their sword in a fight to the death? Was retarded.
Is the stream buffering hard?
Nothingburger episode?
>>218148277
>>218148287What?
>>218148355>dex vs str fight>str winsand people think the "seven" had anything to do with this kek
>>218148340its a gamble but apparently it did happen
EPISODE TIME
Do great series have generals that host the same posts like TAOOBA and Mario Naharis again and again and live whole days before next bake?i think not/got//hotd/ wasn't gifted with writing or restraint, /got/ was arrogant, lazy/hotd/ whored and pandered, it was a hard series not to hate by the end, ruled the catalog for nigh on 16 years and it was still forgottenwhat chance do i have, truly?/got/ was good to me, /hotd/ weren't family to me but it kept me like we werethey raised me be an honorable general and all these other generals still can't even remember his namehis name was /got/hotd/, and i am his legacynow and for a long whilewe will show the catalog what his hand has wrought
Bannermen of House Tully! The Riverlands will stand or fall by what we do here today! Will we let the Lannisters do to Stone Mill what they did to Mummer’s Ford? Will we let them burn our homes? We will let them kill our families? No! We make our stand here, today, for the whole of the Riverlands! We must hold fast until the King in the North can root the Lannisters out of Harrenhall. We must kill whatever tries to cross the Trident!Men of the Riverlands! Do you stand with me?
>>218148277In the book, Dunk actually just picks him up and tosses him through a jousting hoop. It's how he got the name Dunk, nobody knew who he was before that. But, it's thought he might be a secret targ or something.
>>218148287Thalmor bootlickers belong under a prison.
>>218148368Isn’t it the duty of that kingsguard trotting around to totally clobber Dunk on the head right here
Where the fuck is it HBO how do pirates have the show before me.
How long is this episode?
>saxophoneWAT
Lyonel is reddit
>>21814840228 min
the link?
>>21814840238
>>218148399They released the episode early in Finland.
BEGONE WITCH
>game of grooves
DunkHERO
need lyonel bouncing on it
>the OthersWHAT THE FUCKKK
PEE PEE
>>218147642just piss, it seems
>he’s still living beneath the tree
>>218148434kino art
>>218148409Explains all the summer islanders.
THE ONLY GOOD DRAGON IS A DEAD DRAGON
IN THIS THREAD THAT APPLE BOY IS A HEROEND OF STORY
POST THE TORRENT LINK
HOLY BASED
>>218148394Robyn Rhysling and Lyonel Baratheon completely fucking destroyed the kingsguard.One of them was so badly injured they had to be carried off the field and the other two weren't able to do shit after the first charge.
BOBBY B CONFIRMED TO COME FROM A LONG LINE OF DRAGONBANES
>calling a targaryen funeral a roastbased
>>218148457watch it instead fgthttps://streem.gg/billystream
kino kingsguard helms
Laying the ground for OC with Lyonel?
who dat chocolate queen?
>>218148473The stream is unusable
why’s he wearing a bonnet
I just realized who Lyonel's voice reminds me of, it's been bugging me the whole season.
Useless maestersAlso>lyonel wants dunk to be his man>baelor wanted dunk to be his manEveryone wants Dunk
>>218148506The hero of kvatch?
Bro love
RAYMUN YOU BROOOOOOO
Baelor was kind of a bitch ngl
>better green than wormyTHEY SAID IT
>>218148511wait till season 2
HE SAID THE THING
rowan the red pussy with the green apple
>>218148473No thanks
ROWAN SEXXOOOOOOOO
>kissing a whore>marrying a whore
OH MY GOD RAYMUN HAHAHAHAHAHA
BASED RAYMUN
>Jazz musicHoly kino.
Pretty sure dunk would have a fractured orbital not just a black eye..how the fuck is he walking around
Thank you Ira
Oh noooooooo lol
Punishment fits the crime.
That’s it? That’s what the ragebaiters were hyping up all week? This was supposed to destroy the chuds
>>218148525please don't speak badly of my dead bf
>>218148546I wouldn't mind, so long as it's an ex-whore.
ONE FUCK AND SHE'S GOT AN APPLE PIE IN THE OVEN
>itchy arseholeoddly specific Lyonel
>>218148536>better green than wormy?
RAYMUN NOTHATS NOT AN APPLE IN THE OVENTHATS A PURPLE LIGHTNING DEMONPUSH HER DOWN THE STAIRS
she’s plump
I guess I'm a right wing incels?
A punchline to a joke that nobody needed or knew was tehre
God damn, she's really fucking short.
why did they make the nice retarded apple boy marry a whore and get cucked?
>>218148568Hemorrhoids are a bitch when you have to ride horseback
That was supposed to piss off chuds?????
>Raymun is actually fking the redheadwhy i didnt thought of that....
Is Raymond supposed to be chudcoded? He's clearly a lefty.
Damn, I want Dunk to be my man too.
SUMMERHA
Valarr is a bitch
Aerion is off to father Varys’ father
Oh so it was fucking nothing
>>218148597>>218148562What was supposed to piss me off?
>>218148597redteammedia probably didnt know what a 'chud' is
10 DRAGONS, 50 STAGS UNTIL THE EPISODE
>literally everyone is limpingkino
>>218148617So was his dad lowkey
>>218148621Raymun falling in love with a whore I guesd
>>218148642I just think it's a dumb way to kick off your new noble house.
POST THE TORRENT
Wait it's already out?
It must feel so good to be a manlet like raymun and have your big strong bro envelope you in a hug
>>218148636
ARE THERE NO TRUE KNIGHTS AMONG YOU
ALARNBROS KEEP WINNING
Literally impossible for dunc to be walking around rnHe should have a crushed skull and no blood left
I think it just hit me, truly hit me, for the first time that it's fucking over.GRRM is 77. I think it's because he doesn't look that old I could deny it, but he's 77 years old. Even without obesity, that's about the average age men die. There is simply no fucking way he's gonna finish this shit. Winds maybe, but Dream? Delusional. How could I be so blind? Not to mention all the side projects he's working on. It's fucking over. It's always been over.
>>218148665i’m not feeling it tb h
Wait, is Maekar this graceful in the novella when talking to Dunc after Baelor dies? I never read them, but for years the threads made him seem like an utterly joyless bastard.
please, sersI need the link
oh shit, they confirmed it
this little bonneted bald kid is a bit of a brat
It's now canon that Dunk is a liar and a false knight.
for fuck's sake why did they confirm it
Arlan scene is pretty well done
wtf arlan
WE GOT THE GREEN APPLE
ARLAN WAS BASED TO THE END
THANK GOD THEY CONFIRMED IT
BEE MAGIC
>>218148684>the threads made him seem like an utterly joyless bastard.Are you kidding? He’s incredibly joyful when killing Blackfyre fucking shits.
I'd dunk my eggs in that little bald boy's ass if he sassed me like that
ABUZZ WITH JOYAS SWEET AS HONEY
>Bees, buryAHHH now i get it
FUCKING BEE MAGICROWAN SEXO
FUCKING BEE MAGIC
>saera referencekino
The idiot thought we'd be mad because Raymun hooked up with the whore? LMAO, I'm glad for him.
i thought he took a dive?
>>218148699>>218148707it was always canon for the literate
LOL THEY GOT ME WITH THAT ONETHE OLD MAN TROLLED DUNC
>>218148754The implication is that the kid isn't his.
they're fucking killing it with the jokes
>>218148754bro he is MARRIED to the whore and going to raise another man's kid to start his cadet line
green apples kiss whores in their mouth
PLS don't spoil. Is it good?
>>218148759After being struck
>>218148775BEESAPPLESPENIS TREES
That faggot carmine thought we were gonna be upset our guy fucked the hot redhead LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>218148764I guess the apple is gonna fall far from the tree this time.
>>218148754First thing I’d do after surviving a trial by combat
>>218148759horse kicked him while he was down
>>218148759He did, he's got burst veins in his left eye.
>>218148777he got cut through his helmet from one strike?
>>21814877519mins in its still good
>>218148641Lies
>AAAAAAAAA IM GONNA KILL MYSELF CUZ RAYMUN GOT LAID AAAAAAAAAAAAHow culture warriors really thought people would react
>>218148782Good joke, this one.
>>218148772many such cases in Westeros
The brother targ that dunk spoke to in the tent was in the trial? I didn't think he fought
>Maekar and Egg silent momentWtf 10/10 episode already
sex with gwin
TOTAL GWIN ASHFORD REDEMPTION
PLAP PLAP PLAP GWINUOHOHGHHHHHH
Cute little slut
>dunk is in with the birthday girl
>>218148764>>218148772in this house, glendon is fireballs son and raymun has fast acting sperm. end of story!
you're big and honorable and they were mean to you :(
What would you get her for her nameday?
>>218148829An heir.
Seems unlikely that Maekor would abide having his fatherhood insulted to his face like that
>>218148829pregnant
why does maekar hate aemon
Can someone give me a qrd on who the targs are i keep getting confused. Egg has 2 bros? The king's 3 kids?
THE HORSE IS BACK!!!!!
need maekar carnally, but idk why he thinks a few years in the free cities would fix whatever is wrong with aerion
LOL lmao no way beesbury funeral is PRETTY RAD
>opening with jazzFucking kino
Is having the biggest jousting event of the century at your tourney really ruining it though? Or maybe Baelors death just spoiled the rest of the tourney
>>218148829eggs
fucker just has them ready to go 10/10
>>218148829a not-dead prince
>gave away Sweetfoot;_; whyyyy
SWEETFOOT CLOSURE
>will you have him?idk maekar, egg's kinda too young for Dunk
>>218148843The current king has two sons (Maekar and Baelor). Baelor is dead. Maekar had three sons (Daeron, Aerion, and Aegon). Daeron is the drunk who has dragon dreams, Aerion is the edgelord shit who started this commotion, and Egg's got a head shaped like an egg.
Final shot of the series, after Summerhall, will be Dunk taking the penny down. Screencap this post.
it's over...what now bros...
>after the roast>hard cuts to cremation
>>218148879Thank you
>>218148855The tourney didn't really get to happen. They got one night in, and then Aerion and Dunk's conflict caused it to shutdown.
NINE KINGDOMS BITCH
>>218148845Same. I find the grumpiness to be very qt. He’s kind of a shit father though.
>Aerion/Egg parallelsholy fuckall of you Summerhal schizoposters were right...Egg wil really go full Dany...
KINOOO
KINOOOOOOOOOOO
>fast & furiousgaaaay
>arlan's ghost riding off into the fieldsKINO
the fuck's a clout in the ear
BEE COFFIN
fucking EGG
KEK EGG FUCKING LIEDWHAT A LITTLE FUCKING SHIT LMAO
So who gets to creampie Gwin?
Wait that was seriously the super controversial raymun thing? Man these chronically online retards are just scraping the bottom of the barrel for engagement
16 tons worth of kino.
>>218148927what you're gonna get for asking such dumb questions
>Maekar didn't actually consent to Egg leaving with Dunkpredictable but fucking why?
>>218148927slap on the side of the head
Its the riverlands and crownlands that don’t count right?
>egg lied about maekar giving permissionKEK
aww /tv/ our girl doesn't hold a grudge against Dunk for her ruined nameday, how sweet of her
thank you ser billystream
Is that really it... snooze
>>218148941post it a couple more times bud
>>218148936Where have you been since the Tourney started? Been doing between every match.
When's dragonslop?
I LOADED 16 TONS OF NUMBER 9 COAL, AND BLESS MY SOUL.
>>218148949I think Crownlands and Dorne.
>he's my last sonthe three others are still alive though
Can I say it? Fucking kino
The Beesbury coffin had me dying for 20 minutes
>>218148978nothing gets past you huh
>>218148978Daeron is a lost cause, so is Aerion. Maekar is effectively banishing him. Egg's the only chance he's got left at getting it right.
Yep HOTD is going to be better than this shit. WTF was that ending.
Egg really doesn't care about Duncan at all. He has to know by now he's going to get him fucking killed.
It wasn’t that good
>>218148949crownlands belong to the crown, and iron islands dont count for anything
>>218148707>>218148697>>218148722What did they confirm sers?
>>218148978Maekar knows they weren't worth the effort to spurt them out
>>218148941I actually feel bad for him. He was expecting a big culture win tonight lmao
>>218148990and Aemon ?
>>218148882>dunk and egg abdicate the throne to be the gay emperors of Essos
>>218148978Last chance to raise a son that isn't a psychopath or an alcoholic.
>>218148996He's a toddler
they should've just released this the day after episode 5 the week wait for it was not fuckin warranted
>>218149004Who, Preston?
What's going on with the music in this episode lel
>>218149001They didn't (Arlan not knighting Dunk)
Kino ending hope we get some sol episodes next season to fatten it up
>>218148996Perhaps egg is a child who thinks everything will work out because everything in his life has shown him that everything will work out
That was shit to be honest
>>218149000The iron islands are the kindgom, they had conquered the riverlands by the time of Aegon's conquestThe riverlands was not an indipendent kingdomThe crownlands and dragonstone are the targaryen kindgomSo the two "missing" kingdoms are dorne and the riverlands
>>218149001dunk asks arlan why he didnt knight him
>>218149005Aemon is being sent off to be a Maester, and you and I both know that means he's not in play. He may as well be on the other side of the planet, and eventually... he nearly is when you consider the distance between KL and The Wall.
>>218148978but aemon??
>>218149023I think it’s pretty cool honestly
WaitIs Raymun a cuck?
>>218148949Yeah, they weren't kingdoms when Aegon conquered them.
>>218149027You mean like getting his uncle killed?
>>218149005He's already training to be a maester at this point
>>218149001There was a fakeout where it seemed like they were going to spoil that he was never knighted, but then Arlan started talking again and didn't actually die. It was actually 10/10.
Too short and kind of weak desuThough it never made sense to me that Maekar would let Egg live like a hobo with a hedge knight so I don't mind the change with Egg lying.
>There are no more episodes, your grace.
>>218149048He got drunk after a big fight and married a hooker, classic lad moveHe'll send her away in a week
Kinda sad that Maekar thinks so lowly of Aemon for being an intellectual while his siblings are a drunk and a psychopath.
>>218148978>a drunk, a psychopath, and a nerdEgg's his last chance
There was literally no fallout over Baelor’s death
I realized we never got to hear Arlan actually lucidly talking until this episode, that was actually wild
So uhhhh does this mean Aegon doesn't have the ring?
VERDICT????>VERDICT????VERDICT????>VERDICT????VERDICT????>VERDICT????
10/10
Im watching ep 5 again
>>218149065>So?! GO GET MOAR
>>218149040>>218149024That was confirmed in ep 1
>>218149050that was barely his fault, daeron and aerion started it and maekar aimed for the head for no reason
When did he talk about Aemon?
What was the point of this ending? Lol.
>2198>GRRM's head in a jar releases the 15th DnE novella>titld 'The Last Son'
>>218149068>Red takes a stab and upjumps herself on a lie just like Dunccan't really be mad about it, poor Raymun though
Wait, so are there only two sons of Dareon in this? And they're going to skip over Jaeheary's generation and just have Aerys be Aegon's son?
raymun doesn't deserve to be a cuck
Welp that was a bit of a nothing burger. See you next week.
>>218149065THEN GET THE SEASON STRETCHER
>>218149102he didn't
>>218149065IS THAT WHAT OFF-SEASON MEANS?
So the Green Apple Fossoways are the descendant of a whore and whichever random john got her pregnantRed Apple bros are laughing at us
>* Right-wing grifters and incels will complain about Raymun - Lady Rowan was pregnant the entire time of the series and she pretty much tricks Raymun into that whole situation. grifters and incels will of course screech about thisredteamreview is legitimately insane rofl
>>218149083Fast and furious ending....really?
>>218149119>whichever random johnLord Dondarrion*
WAIT SO WAS RED HIS WIFE ALL ALONG or did he just marry the whore last night? I'm so confused
>>218149076Nah, it just hasn't started yet. Maekar isn't anywhere near as popular as Baelor, and Lyonel reads the wind correctly. Shit is going to get rough.
>>218149113Anon…
>>218149119the redhead lord she's working for
>>218149083This actually got me shedding a tear. Holy shit.
>>218149083pure kino
>>218149048not technically, though the child is getting the Jon Snow/Joichi treatment
>>218149083Kino of the highest fucking order
>>218149128planning to marry because apparently he has his 'seed' inside her
>>218149097Stop spreading disinformation.
>>218149119Its House Dondarrion
>>218149083I like that they got some nice scenery rather than the same barren northern Irish coastland that they use everywhere in HoTD.
>>218149124>we're totally fine with cucking now! these liberals are kooks look how not triggered we are!okay bro we get it thanks
>>218149128doesn't mattershe's a penny jenny, high chance green fossoways are descendents of a camp follower bastard and our apple boy didn't get the last laugh
>>218149132No it didn’t
>>218149131I thought that was the same redhead
I'm sad.
>>218149119I'm guessing he put in more kids in her but yeah, pretty much. I feel like she drinks the aftermorning tea though, so maybe this baby was the one she decided to keep
>>218149055Yeah that fucking ruled, I was disappointed that they confirmed it but the fakeout was kino, keeps the idea alive he couldve been knighted right after
What does Lyonel mean they’ll be war soon. Is he talking about the next backfire rebellion? Lol.
Use this as the last OP
>>218149128He married her last night, he probably hadn't even met her before
>HOTDslop now
>>218149119Dondarrion chads stay WINNING
>>218149108>Wait, so are there only two sons of Dareon in this? And they're going to skip over Jaeheary's generation and just have Aerys be Aegon's son?The showrunners either made a mistake or purposefully omitted Jaehearys to make the lines read better.
absolute kino ending
Peter, the horse is here.
>>218149083It's sad to see friends split ways.
>le heckin 15 minutes episode
Why is a scion of a noble house marrying a random whore?
It's seven kingdoms because there were 7 kingdoms at the time Aegon, the conqueror invaded Westeros. The Riverlands were under the rule of Ironmen, and the crownlands were under the possession of the storm kings. The kid is dumb.
>>218149171It was actually a super sweet scene, especially Dunk asking Arlan if he never knighted him because he was scared he would leave him. Also the first bit of Arlan speaking completely lucidly in the whole series, we basically didn't really get to know him at all. Hit me in the feels more than I expected.
green apple bros...
>>218148680he's a BIG guy
>>218149173Maekar isn't popular, the steady line of succession is now somewhat vulnerable because Baelor died and Maekar can be called to blame for it ("he killed his brother to take the throne"). Lyonel just knows what's up. There'll be shit hitting the fan, and he's right that it all leads back to Baelor dying.
>>218149175Either this or in the final ever ep, they show us the tree again and a shooting star over it
>fucks things up because he lies>keeps lyingWhen will we behead Egg?
>>218149083Summerhall is dunk's and makear's fault/10
so whats in for season 2? will maekar go after dunk? i havent read the novels
>>218148911what ?
>>218149196Because right now he essentially became a random hedge knight, and because he's a young boy who just won his first fight and doesn't know any better?
bro that was ass
>>218149212He's like three years old, give the kid a break.
In retrospect Manfred Dondarrion liking to fuck other dude's wives was foreshadowed in the very first episode....
I hate that the world and you retards are so regarded that they literally had to spell it out for you that he wasn’t knighted… Smh my head
>>218149175It's very funny I can tell that the stunt actor they used for Egg is a girl just by how she's sitting on the horse.
>>218149196because he feels like it
>>218149173Talking about blackfyre shits and its a call back to Bobby B saying "theres a war coming ned"
>>218149212The boy just needs a clout in the ear.
>>218149222You will never see Maekar again. You are in for a land dispute between 2 minor nobles
>>218149222Nothing happens in the second novella, the showrunner will overstep and cram it with blackfyre rebellion flashbacks
>>218149196Lesser branch without lands, his father was considering becoming an artisan. But we know he is granting lands and a keep at some point.
>>218149196>Why is a scion of a noble house marrying a random whore?I don't know man
>>218149207Maekor isn’t the next in line right now, his nephew is. Maekor isn’t even close to being the second in line for at least a another decade after this, if the show is going by the books.
>>218149153are you retarded
Really great series, I enjoyed it a lotReminder there are two other brothers between Baelor and Maekar—will they just be retconned out for the show?
>>218149225the bit about Aerion having been a nice kid who liked fishingalso Egg trying to murder Aerion in his sleep
>>218149253>attack attack!fucking hot
>>218149253fuck this horse faced foreigner bitch cunt she ruined everything for the starks
>>218149226He’s not a random hedge knight, he’s a nobleman of House Fossoway
>>218149212i got something planned for him at summerhall, might take a while thought
>>218149222Dunk will be richer than a Lannister.
Did sir arlan died from sleep apnea?
Someone explain the credits music
>>218149005hes a fucking NERD
>>218149253Damn that's her actual pussy
>>218149248>you will never see maekar again.Don’t hurt me like this.
>>218148879what about Aemon? Maekar doesn't count him cause he'll be a maester?
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>>218149260>Reminder there are two other brothers between Baelor and Maekar—will they just be retconned out for the show?Baeler mentioned them in the scene where Dunk was spying on them in the castle
>>218149253>foreign aristocratwhore yes, but a noble one
>>218149263Yeah that was a lil bit of foreshadowing wasn't it. Egg is a Targayren after all.
>>218149275That was Tennessee Ernie Ford. iykyk
>>218149253Now I get where Rob was coming from
>he was going to be the best king since Aegon Ieven your current king is better.
>>218149083KINO
>>218149255I know that, but the show is closing up the pool of who is in the show and who isn't as opposed to HotD that just shoved in random OCs everywhere. Maekar is probably one of the few Targs we see after this that aren't related to Blackfyre fucking shits sticking their heads into the story. The writers are literally telling you this by having Maekar make it a point to speak of whispers as to how he killed his brother, and with Lyonel talking about how there's going to be a war.
>>218149287It's only page 6 you attention-seeking whore
>>218149253The Fossoways are landed knights, no one will give a shit if a member of the lesser branch hooks up with a random nobody (just as nobody complained that Egg married the Blackwood girl)
>>218149260What makes you say that? Doesn’t Dunk say that Egg is no Prince?
>>218149334Betha Blackwood was not a random peasant whore
>>218149294rest in beeace
>>218149312Aight.
>>218149285Yeah. Maekar sees Aemon with not quite the same amount of hatred and loathing as Sam's father. Maekar wants a warrior son. Aemon wants to be a nerd. Aemon won't change, so he gets shipped off to go do maestar shit in Oldtown. He clings to Daeron because Daeron has actual blood of the dragon with his dreams, and he hopes Daeron will stop fucking drinking. Aerion is a total shit that's irredeemable, and he knows that but it's not like he has much else to pick from. Egg is also problematic to him because Egg is a precocious child that probably reminds him of Aemon, except Egg actually wants to be a knight.
holy shit the vibes were off with the credits song
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