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So did they bury him under a horse?
total showtroon death
He bore the fucking sword, simple as.
>Penny Tree mystery finally answeredAnd it was kino and tragic and peak GRRM. God I hope we get some fan art of the Penny Tree
The redhead whore is worth it. I don't give a shit.
What about Aemon?
>>218150838will Maekar being chasing after Dunk like Team Rocket
Gwin was very cute this episode!
I don't see anybody angry, weren't you guys supposed to be angry?
ONLY GOOD DRAGON IS A DEAD DRAGON
Daily reminder Dunk is the one who knocked Red Rowan up and thats why he gave Sweetfoot to Raymun.(and thats why Dunk has descendants down the line)
Which Targ would you wanna have sex with the most?
THEWHOREISPREGNANT
>>218150884I really really like this image
>>218150893Bookish little geek, probably gonna be a faggoty little maester or something
One thing I don't get is how did Apple boy get his wife pregnant so quickly? It had been only a day and she was already showing?
>>218150893>talking about his youngest son>hurr durr durr durr whut about his other son who is older than egg durrgod damn people are stupid.
>>218150893They're all fuck ups. Only Egg has maybe a chance to not turn out to be a failson.
Once they catch up with the other short stories I'm expecting Aerion and Lyonel actors will come back.
>>218150893He's a nerd, innit?
>>218150922I wouldn't worry about it ;)
>Dunk lived and died so Rhaegar could be bornwas it worth it?
>>218150838did egg get his straw hat?
>>218150911Time is a flat circle.
>>218150911is this what Preston's sidekick was crying about? That's what would piss right wingers off?
>>218150898Wonder why they made her look like she just stopped crying, someone post a pic
I will simp for Gwin Ashford
>>218150838the WHOOOOOOOOOOORE is pregnant
Sooo... what's up with Ira and all the poop and pee and dicks?
>>218150892Only if she's not actually pregnant and was trying to convince him to marry
He deserved a loving loyal wife not some used whore after everything he sacrificed :(
I would not ruin Gwin Ashford's nameday
>>218150966they're funny.
>>218150885HE WHAT?
>>218150922Maybe I misunderstand but I think she's been his wife for a while already.
THE SEASON IS OVER NED
We all had her, but Raymun married her.
....semoc eH
>>218150974every other dumb noble slut gets some boring semen-slurping excuse for a tourney for their sweet sixteen but Gwin got a major historical event.
>>218150966Notes straight from George himself.
>>218150922She's lying and hes so naïve he doesn't know how pregnancy's works
>>218150981But that can't be, she was making sex with the other fellow!!!
How long till we see Aemon?
BOR-ING.
Three apples tall
Raymun won
>>218151003Prove it.
>>218150838BEE MAGIC
WHEN'S THE FUCKING DRAGONSLOP?
>>218150922take a few minutes to think about it anon
>>218151005Season 2 will have fuck all going on so probably then.
>>218150908How do I adopt this aesthetic bros?
>>218150981She literally said in the first episode that Lord Manfred likes to fuck other dude's wives
george failing to write a yi-ti whore obsessed nobleman is a great moral failing on his part
>>218150908Only if he consents tho, I'm not a pedophile
>>218151010Is that dwarf supposed to be a real person?
I cried at the end. I just want to hang out with Dunk and Egg for a little longer ;_;
>>218150884Sometimes you forget Westeros Seven Kingdoms isn't just some island like Britain, it's a whole continent spanning empire. That's why they can muster china numbers all the time.
>>218150838Feels like WB is paying for a lot for a lot of shills to defend this. There are good things about the show, but a lot of bad too.
>>218151005Season 2 only has a cameo in the beginning when Dunk and Egg go to Old Town.
>>218151024Be rich and develop severe alcoholism.
wouldnt be the first dynasty started by a dondarrion bastardyou have my blessings appleboy
>>218150969Part of me is halfway convinced this is what they actually intended. Especially since her terminating an unwanted pregnancy is apparently easily done with moon tea
Ciderbros how will we recover...
>>218149758This show is meme central. Cider boy feeding the horse an apple is peak Reddit bait.
>>218151034Westeros is literally Britain flipped upside down. GRRM is a hack
>>2181509081. Shiera Seastar
>>218151053THE FUCKING APPLE BOY
She's hot but she's a whore, and the son isn't his.Raymun bros have to stop coping...
>oh nice they included the green apple sigil scene>also I'm a cuck!can't have nice things
>>218151053don't worry the appleseed is strong
>>218150885"He boar the swor- ACK!!"- troonfyre
>>218151059>flipped upside downYou're a retard
So the Beesburys have bee magic?
Bros...No /got/ until june...How am I supposed to cope until then
Red isn't pregnant. Trust the plan.
So did Lyonel travel all the way to some random minor lords daughter's nameday in the Reach because he knew the Targ's would be there or does he just spend all his time going to every tournament he can find.
>>218151028What do you think the Seasnake will be getting up to in his show?
>>218150893DADDY DIDN'T LOVE ME!
How nice was the hug scene? Not posting a screenshot because I watched in 360p and don't want to get bullied.
>>218151104he likes fighting
In the books they never confirm Egg actually gets permission.
>>218151015bros if this was D&D's GoT we would have seen her titties. What happened to the show I loved where there was tits in every episode.
Why was there a female priest at the funeral?
>>218151076the soil is fucking rotten brother i am ashamed he would want to see a tree sprouting there.not ourlad
>>218151104Lyonel is very VERY bored.
To own the chuds, Preston WILL ignore the fact that starting a noble house with your whore wife's son is retarded.
>>218151104He was bored so the latter, looks like he could also be part of the next Blackfyre rebellion so might not want to miss a chance to smash a Targshit
Reminder Bloodraven actually choked at the Redgrass Field and these 2 niggas had to bail his dumb ass out.
>>218151125Roasties infiltrated HBO and replaced the tit quota with the fart/fag quota.
Is Ser Arlan a knight?
>confirm he was never actually knightedretards ruined it
>>218151051>started by a dondarrion bastard>He wants to turn the whole world red>Dondarrion pregnant whore sleeper agents are infiltrating all of westeros' houses
>>218151104Ashford isn't that far away from Storms End, relative to most places.
If you wanna make an omelette, you gotta break a few eggs.
>>218151072How will they explain the essential Blackfyre history in the upcoming seasons?
>>218151120>Dunk didnt get knighted>Egg didn't get permission>Raymund didnt get Red pregnantits pottery
So did they change any event from the book, and if they did, was it that important?
>>218151104He knew lots of lords would be there (tyrells, lannisters, targs) so it was a good tourneySome people go for fun (no videogames back then), others go because its a good moment to do diplomacy (Baelor was there for that)
>>218151150It doesn't actually.
>>218150985>>218151053NOT CANONHE DID NOT DESERVE THIS FUCK MILLENNIAL WRITERS HAHA KEK JOKE HAHA SHIT AND PISS AND PUKE EVERY EPISODE
>>218150893He's going to be a maesters. Their vows make them hold no lands or lordships
So can we all agree that he's the biggest fucking retard across the whole period. Not even the fire guzzling targshit managed to collapse the dynasty.
>>218151126I think it's just a very cute boy.
Are Crownlands and the iron islands consider realms?
>>218151125D&D gave us the best pair on screen and never showed her tits or her again. FUCKING HACKS!
>>218151133it's a cadet branchthose are often founded by bastards
>>218151157House Eggsgury>>218151165Yes and noTechnically the no depends on how Maekar takes it, but I'd bet that no, it's not going to be important
>>218151165Arlan is changed from a one dimensional nothing character to a fucking legend
>>218151112Refreshingly wholesome like many moments on the show. Which unfortunately makes the peepeepoopoo humor all the worse in its whiplash
>>218151183Pedotarg preying on a 16 year old when he's married and has a wife with 2 kids back home.
>>218151176cope cuckndal
>>218151189That's not how it works in asoiafBastards get no inheritance. They don't even get a name
>>218151165The only big ones this episode are Egg lying about getting sent off to squire and Lyonel trying to recruit Dunk. First one is obviously just drama for season 2 and the second is mostly just about Lyonel getting a much bigger role in the show than in the book by broing it up with Dunk.
How do we feel about the Maekar meeting being in the castle and not the Elm tree
>>218151183>Dunk died for him
Rest in Bees
>>218151189He's the bastard of a different house lmao. Literally some whore's son.
>>218151183can't believe the firstborn prince, heir to an empire has the same hair as his exiled on the run bumfuck brother, god the wig department for the male targaryens in GOT were shit
>>218151185I think the crownlands and the riverlands are considered as one.
>>218151219how the fuck do they bury the coffin?
>>218150884that's a big map
>>218151183Only good dr*gon is a dead one.
>>218151210...which is why they found cadet branches
>>218151159Flashbacks, surprised we didn’t see a Redgrass Field one breaking down the rebellion but the first novella was made before grrm added all that
>>218151120>>218151150they don't understand nuance
>600/300 posts>125 in this oneSo was it kino?
>>218151015sexoo
>>218151237Its probably not buried at all. Its a coffin bee hive. Might be the type of bees that make blood honey (real thing)
>>218151242No bastards aren't even considered a nobility
>>218151015>Raymun won Manfred Dondarrion's bastard>"ooh look 'e's got red 'air joost lahk yurs pet!"Half hoping the spawn pops out Black frankly.
>>218150914I really (you) anon
>>218151252yes
>>218151237>They let bees make some honey and wax for a while>Remove the queenBy warging into her>Colony leaves>Bury the LEGEND
>>218151216Maybe it took away from the "what does your tree tell you" part of the speech
>>218151104>he just spend all his time going to every tournament he can find>A few of the northern mountain clans in the ass end of nowhere decide to hold a joust just for the fun of it>Lyonel materializes as if from no where and starts partying and breaking lances
>>218151237they make dead beesburys into new beehives
>>218151183>he doomed the entire dynasty for tomboy pussy
>>218151219
>>218151106are they going to make him a congoid in the animation
>>218151112>I watched in 360pwhat the fuck man
Last episode i was actually hoping they would break from the books and give us more of our chad appleboy #1 friend and then fucking IMMEDIATELY they ruin it and now i hope to god they follow the books and we never get another hint of this better man shit character ever again.
>>218151260They can be raised to nobility like anyone else, literally all it takes is for someone to knight them, and a cadet branch is born
why did he die?
>>218151263>a Reach knight raising a Stormland lord's natural childNot that farfetched
>>218151285His dad would have snapped eventually. Rhaegar just quickened the pace.
>>218151307Assumedly he managed a boner and the blood rushing from the rest of his body killed him.
>>218151307Infected wound to the arm
>>218151301better call cuck
I'll miss her. Hopefully she gets roles in other shows.
>>218150838>Our heroes... and his brother Maekar, I guess...
>>218151285>hates Robert cause he has a bastard>runs away with a married manwhat a hypocritical bitch
>>218151219He becomes one with the bees and turns into a hive nest.
>>218151307Too much blood needed on his cock so his old heart couldnt handle it. Having a big penis is a blessing and a curse.
>>218151307old age, a festering wound, poor weather and no shelter
>>218150906at this point I'm starting to think he's fucked every woman in Westeros and sired a 7 million children. we need to release the Dunk files
This episode fucking sucked
>>218151301>"She's a whore, Raymun."One job. True friendship right there.
>my last sonwtf?
Would she bed a cute shy blond commoner? Asking for a friend haha
>>218151361bro it's not a tough one, all the rest of his kids are ruined
>>218150945in the books, yesin the show, noooooo
>THE ONLY GOOD DRAGON IS A DEAD DRAGON DUNCAN, THE WRONGS DONE TO DURRAN WILL BE AVENGED AND DROWNED IN THEIR BLOOD DUNCANWhat did Lyonel mean by this
He was a Strong Maekar Targaryen?
>>218151352Not completely, although he did give it a determined effort.
>>218151294Even stranger, inexplicably Japanese with silver hair
>>218151324yeah, but atleast the targaryens wouldn't be deposed, only aerys. Rhaegar would've had most of the kingdoms on his side
>>218151361>Drunk>Psycho>Maester nerdEgg is the only one with a chance to be a good noble.
>>218150911
>bought him a horsearen't they expensive?
>>218151338>lemme just fuck off to Dorne while the kingdom falls apart, my wife and kids are held hostage and my mom is raped nightlywhy?
You all laugh at Raymun for marrying a whore but the fact is that a medieval whore for nobles has probably taken much less dick than the average woman in big 2026Applechads keep moving
>Citadel gave Storm's End a shit maesterwhy won't Lyonel ask for a better one?
Episode went as I expected, considering it was like 2 pages left in the novella after the trial.
>>218151346I hope I have them all saved
>>218150838Wait , are Fossoways fine with Raymun getting USMC pilled by marrying hooker ?>>218151104I'd be a travelling fighttard too I I had to live in London weather 24/7.
Lyonel's Maester going on about Dunk being on his deathbed was great, especially since Dunk spends the rest of the episode doing everything he normally does but slower.
>>218151388Dunk feels guilty that he's the one who knocked up Raymun's future wife
>>218151392She's not a whoreHow did so many people fail at media literacy?
>>218150966That's his hand retard
>A true knight always finishes a storyGEEEOOOORRRGE
>>218151354>"wonderful, hilarious and great!"--Alt Shift XFuck that guy.
>>218151407>Wait , are Fossoways fine with Raymun getting USMC pilled by marrying hooker ?he's a branch family right? I don't think they really give a fuck
But seriously, what were they thinking with the intro and outro music?
>>218151392Sorry applecucks, but this is a win for BDC (big Dondarrion cock)
>>218151338>>runs awayt*rg apologist spotted. Lyonel get the hammer.
>>218151413she is anon. she says she slept with Dondarrian in the first ep we meet her in
God, the second book is ass compared to the first one. I don't see a way for them to make season 2 interesting besides focusing on the blackfyre rebellion flash backs.
>>218151426the jazz was fine, the outro was a misfire
>>218151392>a medieval whore for nobles has probably taken much less dick than the average woman in big 2026if you say so, Ser Elliott
He could have a better and more comfortable crutch but it's more important to use Antlers for everything.
>we do not sewIs there a worse house words than this?
>>218151401
>>218151307blood loss from an erection
>Knight of the Seven Kingdoms>Was never knightedBravo Gorge
>>218151308Bold John Roxton's bastard continued the Footly line. Many such cases
>>218151126Have you never seen a boy with a high ass voice anon? He looked young, hormines haven't hit yet. Or maybe it's a castrato or some shit idk how GOT religion works.
>>218151435Yeah. She also says Dondarrion likes to sleep with other men's wives, and assumes Dunc is there to confront him for sleeping with Dunc's wife.
>>218151442Beeware our Sting
>>218151354a knight should value truth above all else duncan!
>>218151437would be 'keano' if they got Keanu for Eustace
>>218151413>She's not a whorepardon, a "sex worker"
>>218151413>She's not a whoreEhhh... Not a common whore but an elite one for the nobles.
>>218151058how is that bait?
>>218151441He gets style points for every antler in his getup
>>218151150I mean DID they? Sir Arlan was still alive, he could have done it by the end.
>>218151448>there are 9 kingdoms
>>218151448>Knight of the Seven Kingdoms>There are Nine Kingoms>They're not even Kingdoms but realms under one Kingdom
>>218151107wtf was Maekar's problem ? Aemon's crime was being a Medival ivy leaguer . If anything (if we include summerhall for Egg ) Aemon is the best son out of his four sons .
>>218151451Not to mention Bronn and Lollys Stokeworth's get of half a hundred fathers
>>218151469>>218151470holy fuck, is /tv/ really this brown and retarded
>confirm Dunk wasn't knighted>confirm Egg didn't have permissionWhy?
>>218151219BEE MAGIC
>green apple family>all redheads
>>218151487He's a maester anon, its like a son being a priest hes out of the royal family, cant have kids or hold lands etc
>>218151498Subverting traditions is the thesis of the series
>>218151104he just enjoys fighting around the world
>>218151487An Ivy leaguer gets to have sexAemon became something barely a step above an eunuch
>>218151420But wouldn't there still be a expectance to date within your own sphere ?
>>218151307His huge cock was too much for his old body to handle. The curse of aging.
>>218151480he calls himself a fraud too
>>218151497She's a literal whore this is made abundantly clear you fucking spastic
https://x.com/NotGlidus/status/2025783608502517961glidus based?
Anybody else feel it was unnecessary to have Egg run away again instead of being given permission?
>>218151441It's nice watching a ASOIAF related show with actual colors in it, for a change.
>>218151483There really aren't though, Egg is just very confidently wrong. Crownlands were never a kingdom and pre-unification were just up for grabs by the neighbours and the Iron Islands wasn't a real Kingdom and the Targ's just made the current most powerful family into the regions permanent ruler.
>>218151526And? His cousing left him, he was knighted and has to answer to no one nowExactly who is going to tell him anything?Also its entirely possible he leaves her in a week once the thrill of the victory sobers up
>>218151407Raymun is just a cousin from the main (apple) branch, hell probably a second or third cousin since he was squiring for Steffon who wasn't the heir (he betrayed Dunk because Aerion would give him a lordship)
>>218151480Arlan dies at the end you fucking moron, how are there people this fucking stupid that exist
>>218151285I'd do it and with no prophecy needed
Saw in the credits that George has his own logo and it's so fucking shit.
>>218151491>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bastard? I’ll have you know I was knighted first out of all the squires in the Red Keep, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Blackfyre usurpers, and I have over 300 confirmed slayings. I am trained in Dornish warfare and I’m the top archer in all the Southron kingdoms. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will snuff out your bastard bloodline with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that rubbish to me with a raven’s letter? Think again, bastard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Seven Kingdoms and all of your traitorous secrets will be revealed so you better prepare for the storm, turncloak. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “life”. You’re fucking dead, boy. My cousin Lord Bloodraven can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with Dark Sister. Not only is my house extensively seasoned in the art of warfare, but we have access to the entire arsenal and martial talent of the Kingsguard, the Goldcloaks, and all the leal Great Houses of the Realm and we will use them to their full extent to wipe your bastard’s ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the iron price, you godsdamned idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it, like we drowned your false king Daemon in a rain of arrows on the Redgrass Field. You’re fucking dead, bastard.
>>218151438Complete opposite for me , the noir jazz was a tonal whiplash and the sixteen tons song fit in with the theme of the working man struggling to make a proper living .
>>218151544Some in-joke in the show. Like the references of 'Seven' there's 7 people who didn't get what they want.
So Ser Arlan was alive the whole time? Damn.
>>218151566I see balls and a shaft
>>218151556>Steffon who wasn't the heirSteffon is the heir, Fossoways just aren't a lordly family
>>218151566Yeah the effects look like the logo of a youtuber in 2014
>>218151566Looks like a shitty dnd logo or something. Kinda looks like the Critical Role one actually.
>>218151556Fossoway's are wealthy unlanded knights.
>>218151566I did not see that. That's fucking early 2000s esque awful. Kind of like the cover pictures on all his non ASOIAF books
>>218151559at the end of what? he woke up again at the end of that scene
>>218151171Which asoiaf character is gamer coded
>>218151441I like to think they're specifically bred a deer that has crutch-shaped antlers.
>>218151559Not that anon, but Dunkin does say that it was raining when he was knighted and you can see a storm approaching after their exchange.
>>218151559Uhhh he's right there with them mate. Get off your phone next time.
reading the book, i'm a little sad we never got the moment after dunk's in the dungeon cell and asks what he's supposed to call egg. "aegon? my lord? your grace?", egg admits something like "yes but only at court, but you can still call me egg ser"thought it was sweet
>>218151576He resurrected by some kind of bee magic
>>218151484It's a Persian thing i guess
>>218151587They are already landed, its just that in asoiaf the lowest title isn't a baron, it's landed knightThey are landed knights and aerion was going to make them lords
It was 7 kingdoms because Aegon conquered 6 and divided up Harren's holdings to the Iron Islands and the Riverlands, making it 7
>>218151566My new Winamp skin, thanks!
Why is Maekor wondering where Aegon is? He told him to go squire for Ser Duncan?
>>218151556Oh btw did Steffon ever get that lordship lol ?
>>218151484It was always "The Seven Kingdoms and the Riverlands" because the Riverlands was no longer a kingdom when Aegon's Conquest occurredAnd then what the other anon said about the Crownlands.
>>218151497>is /tv/ really this brownno but raymun's wife's son is
>>218151568Kek savedATTENTION ALL THOSE OF 'HOUSE' BLACKFYREYou will never be a real Targaryen. You have no legitimacy, you have no name, you have no dragons. You are a bastard emboldened by lickspittles and cravens into a crude mockery of Valyria's perfection.All the “validation” you get is a mummer's farce. Behind your back sellswords and whores mock you. Your true-born relatives are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “allies” laugh at your arrow-ridden corpse over their cups.The realm is utterly repulsed by you. Hundreds of years of careful breeding have allowed the maesters to identify frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Blackfyres who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your false heraldry is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get an exile host to side with you, they’ll turn tail and bolt the second they look askance at your nuncle's boiled, traitorous skull.You will never be legitimate. You wrench out a fake claim every single rebellion and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the will of the gods bearing down upon you, ready to crush you into the dust of history.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll saddle your horse, ride out onto the Redgrass Field, get riddled with arrows, and plunge onto the cold earth. Your supporters will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with no real dynasty, and every Essosian freerider for the rest of eternity will know a bastard is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably not a king.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>218151613What?
>>218151559He woke up retard did you not watch the scene.
>>218151624retard
>>218151441They should take Baratheon/Stag autism to the Batman level. Stag and antler theme for literally anything.
>>218151285who are the two boys? Northern squires???
>>218151593After he woke up and says a true knight finishes his story then he dies this clearly takes place before the where the first episode starts and Dunk is burying Arlan>>218151598He's lying you spastic, the scene takes place before the first episode where Dunk is burying him this scene occurs directly before thatThread is full of fucking retards
>>218151635Aerion was obviously lying.He literally has no lands to give away.
>>218151484why didn't the Targs use the Emperor title?
>>218151646See >>218151655Neck yourself
>>218151635In the show he appears to have (Raymoun babbles triumphantly about "Lord Fossoway" being beaten by his cousin) but not in the novel series. I like to think Steffon approached Maekar trying to worm it out of him and got an absolute bollocking for it.
>>218151594
>>218151185much like succession it's muddy. Are there likely more than 7 kingdoms? Yes , however they keep the styling of "seven kingdoms" because of the religious number and because the dynasty that rules over them all kept that styling the entire time. So optics
>>218151661Something something Andal tradition being upheld or some shit
>>218151655Your baits are awful btw.
>>218151635Aerion literally can't make him a lord, he would have to get his grandpa to do it, and that seems unlikely after his foolishness just got the heir killed
>>218151656>Sold your honor for a "lordship"
>>218151661because these are not onions wars
THERE ARE NINE KINGDOMS
>>218151661No Emperors in ASOIAF since the Dawn civilization with the Bloodstone emperor.I headcanon westeros has an emperor title taboo like rome had a king title taboo
>>218151654Likely her brother Benjen and Howland Reed.
>>218151685Kill yourself you're a net negative to humanity and a burden on everyone around you
>>218151645You got the king/king of kings in the capital who has a lot of the power and you have the guys who are sort of kings and sometimes technically called "kings" from their own unique regions and often have their own unique ethnic groups and vassals they rule over. Historically this was divided into about 7 great houses thst ruled parts of Persia. Of course i don't think they're actually called kings much but it's close enough i guess.
>>218151619I'm pretty sure they specifically aren't, they own land and are wealthy from working it but a landed knight has men at arms and collects taxes.Correct me if I'm wrong but they were landed knights at one point with a great hall, collecting taxes, and being in charge of public safety, etcetera but at some point the authority was stripped so they are just really wealthy guys who live in a giant building and own a bunch of land. More like merchants with Knightly titles.
Genuinely thought the music was a troll by the torrent uploader
>>218151654Ned on the left, Howland Reed on the right
>>218151538she's not a whore because she does it for free
When Aegon and his sisters BBQ'd Harrenhal, did the Iron Islands even bent the knee?
what's the lamest house with the lamest sigil?
So now who will give egg his ring?
You wouldn't ruin my nameday. Would you, Ser Anon?
>>218151728Bees or Apples, probably.
>>218151725Yes
Why did Baelor marry his son to some Eastern wench from Tyrosh anyways? What would he get out of this union politically, besides even more Westeros lords calling his family darkie lovers?
>>218151682All 'lesbians' are simply a delayed babymaking threesome
>>218151682Based
>>218151736Applebees
>>218151728Tully>Land is called Riverlands>Coat of arms is riven and a fucking fish
>>218151714>they own land>they are knights>they are not landed knights???
>>218151728Great houses>Winter is comingLesser houses>Though All Men Do Despise Us
so we got ZERO TITS shown for all 6 episodes but of course we get piss and shit and vomit and giant full frontal dicki hate jews so much its unreal
>>218151701The Iron Islands and Riverlands count as oneThe Crownlands were under the control of Harren Hoare under the Kingdom of the Isles and Rivers, it's not an extra kingdom.
>>218151728Faggot ass Brackens and their sigil of the horse they fucking stole
>>218151361last born dummy
>>218151759there were literally tits in the first episode retard
Will he ever financially recover from this shit?
>>218151759we got red's tits in episode 2
>>218151728A FUCKINGFISH
>>218151728house manwoody
>Women online are praising Red for babytrapping Raymun, completely unironicallyAre they truly such amoral and honorless creatures? Do they have no shame?
>>218151760When was the term 'Seven Kingdoms' 1st used? When Rhaenys crowned Aegon in Oldtown? Did they even count Dorne at that time lmao.
>>218151732>TFW got drunk at Gwin's nameday tourney and yelled I WANT TO HAVE SEXXXXXX WITH GWIN ASHFORD at the top of my lungs
>>218151728>You see we would nail pennies to a tree which was the style at the time
>>218151781In their eyes, she's winning the game
>>218151781>babytrapping RaymunWorse still shes baby trapping him with a baby that isn't his and she knows it
>>218151766>>218151771post them, i dont remember
>>218151757Being able to collect taxes vs not being able to collect taxes. If a Knight buys a cottage and grows some vegetables in the garden he's not landed because he's doing the planting and harvesting or he's paying someone to do it and the Fossoway situation is just that but scaled up.
You’re really trying to tell me that a guy who was raised on ideals of virtue and honor and is literally described as simple-minded somehow masterminded an elaborate lie that fooled everyone into thinking he’d been knighted?
>>218151782The Targs always seethed claiming ownership of Dorne since the Conquest, which is why HotD is pretty ironic because both the Blacks and the Greens are claiming a false title when 150 years into their rule, Dorne is still an independent kingdom
>>218151770Marry his daughter to some richer noble, or some super wealthy merchant who wants to get in on the nobility by marrying into one.
>>218151219>bees in an enclosed space
>>218151183Always has been
>>218151781If anything, grrm is masterful at writing women realistically and honestly in their element, sans whitewashing, but yes, women are that shameless and lacking in self awareness or honor.
i like jim snow but this show good two need more knight fighting with horse swords and make better action not 30 minute eps cause not enough world building cause based on book but got was good two hopefully more pipe
>>218151782they do have "King of the Rhoynar" in their titles
>>218151805>EXPECTATIONS>SUBVERTED
>>218151653>A Stag Credit Card!?
>>218151781No shortage of dudes ("apple bros" as they seem to enjoy being known) talking up how well things supposedly went for Raymun and talking up his "baddie wife" either. It's a shitty third-party addition to the series but you're no better,
>>218151798Other than her saying it there's no sign she's actually pregnant. Just as likely that she's calling him such a virile stud that she can tell she's pregnant after just one night so the midwit will marry her.
>>218151805Dunk is a knight. There is no lie.
When is season 2, 2028? Egg will end up looking like those 30 year old teenagers from Stranger Things by the end of it.
>>218151805>an elaborate lie>Uhhh yeah he huuuh knighted me, in the middle of a field, with no witnesses... yeah. He knighted me for real, this sword? Mine by right, yeah.Wow, such a mastermind elaborate lie
>>218151307Sleeping outside in cold weather and rain tends to kill you when you’re a weak sick old man. Exposure
>>218151683The Crowland should be seen as private state of king or something like that. The Iron Islands is under the North rule.
>redhead in season 2 will be named Rohanne>name the redhead OC for season 1 RowanWhy though? Why intentionally confuse the viewers like that?
>>218151809Except Dorne has no king except of vultures
does lionel want to bed dunk?
>>218151805>elaborate lieI mean, "my master knighted me as he was dying" isn't a very elaborate lie
>>218151825where u when joe snow diei on /tv/ playin wiht my dudle
>>218151809>09no my point is it might be 'Seven Kingdoms' not including Dorne yet>>218151829Isn't it redundant he's 'King of the Seven Kingdoms AND the Rhoynar'? So the 7K doesnt have Dorne yet?
GURM shredded his entire Winds manuscript after that diss about finishing stories.DON'T PROVOKE HIM it will only take longer.
>>218151840Praising the victim is cucked and pathetic, but praising the perpretator as women do is outright vile
>>218151219They're making this inside the coffin
>>218151847they do say they plan to do this until Summerhall
>>218151838>Never leave the castle without it.
>>218151856yes he made it abundantly clear that he wants that duncussy
>>218151856>whole end of his arc is revealing he hates T*rgs>says he'd love him like a brotherHe wouldn't love him like a targ loves a brother
>We will see Ser Eustace chewing on Lady Rohanne's itty bitty titties while dunk watches from the corner cuck chair, next season
>>218151877see >>218151440
>>218151878What the fuck is this anon
>>218151841Ohh I thought she was like 2 months in from someone elses and is saying it was his after one night.
>>218151889Yes
>>218151872>his entire Winds manuscript2 pages and some notes on toilet paper btw. 10 years of work...
>>218151868well the full title is King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm
>>218151790
>>218151889he never got the chance, I believe her moniker 'Red Widow' is actually true
>>218151901Vulture Bees.They eat meat.
>>218151868King of the Rhoynar, the Andals, and the First Men refers to all three ethnicities that compose Westeros. "King of the Rhoynar" and "Lord of the Seven Kingdoms" are both territorial claims over Dorne.The "seven kingdoms" are listed here >>218151760
>>218151847>Egg will end up looking like those 30 year old teenagers from Stranger Things by the end of it.>And this lad is my squire that I was telling you about
>>218151901Vulture bee hive who make honey and wax from rotten meat and not pollen
>>218151781It would be very easy for you to show us these women online.
>>218151877So's your smarmy, dishonest "pick me bros!" virtue signaling.
>>218151889andals just a cucks
>>218151923>when provoked, Beesburys resort to cannibalism
They cut the scene where Gwin was pregnant at the end (with me)
>>218151781Maybe stop hanging out in social media with fat women who go in for this kind if shit
>>218151856No but he does want to Eiffel Tower some Lyseni girls with him
>>218151940>pick me bros!I think you should go post on xitter, or maybe lurk for a year before posting here again.
>>218151847I've heard that Season 2 is already done filming or at least it's heavily underway since they wanted the kid to look the same for the first few arcs that are supposed to happen one after another.
>>218151889
>>218151781Didn't know Tumblr is still around
>>218151307he died of ligma
>>218151943don't you mean with your child?
>>218151171>No video games back thenincorrect my dear Anon
>show deliberately treats a woman babytrapping a man with someone else's child as the same kind of "white lie" as pretending to be a knight so that you can do noble deeds
>>218151960>I've got nothingKinda self-evident, anon.
>>218151983no
>>218151886The Baratheons have had grievances with the Targs since Jaeharys I punked out Rogar Baratheon's scheming ass
>>218151326>>218151307what's insane to me is that they alluded to Arlan being killed from an injury caused by Dunk
sex with baelor
>>218151974How dare you post this, rezefagHow FUCKING DARE YOUI'll let you know tuesday she will WIN BIGLY.
>>218152010Gwin...he's dead...
>>218152006I too am watching the alt-shift-x stream
>>218151902I mean she's still a whore, just not an obviously pregnant one.
>>218151392>that faceHe knows that you know that he knows that YOU know that you will never burry your face in them titties
>>218152016Preston pointed that out like 4 weeks ago
sex with baelor's corpse
>>218151566would this even be a practical sword
NEW>>218151996>>218151996>>218151996>>218151996>>218151996
>>218152014I'm a 'saposter...
>>218152021Reminder that THIS is the reveal that's supposed to make all rightwing grifters piss and shit themselves in anger
>>218151602>Uh Ser Arlen... you're going the wrong wah...Ser Arlen?
>>218151508At this point in timeline, Aemon not yet receive his chains yet? There's still time to rescind from his maesterhood before being officially inducted.
>>218151606AND the bit where he says "I didnt lie about being born in Kingslanding like you" "yeah... you from atop Aegons high hill and me from the bottom"
>>218152045If anyone is a game of thrones grifter its that guy.
>>218152088tyler the creator is even worse
>>218151634Maekar sort of forgot
>>218151771Oh yeah what were they doing with that lady who pretended to be dead or something?
>>218152045They have absolutely no theory of mind for the right, they have a strawman of the right wing and that's all they fight over and over
Riverlands are very much part of the seven Kingdoms
>>218152045heh, I'm a cuck now. Don't you feel owned right wing chuds?
>>218152045leftists once again show to have no theory of mind of normal people
>>218151791holy kek anon
>>218152166Noticeably absent, dragons and squids.
>>218152045RedTeamReview is a grifter
I’m already missing it bros
>>218151566looks good. you're just seething because you don't appreciate the greasy 90's fantasy look.
>>218152006he had that wound before showing the training though
>>218152209once again assuming things from your supposed strawman "enemies""oooh, you're angry! YOU'RE ANGRY!"
>>218152034you realize it's just a logo and not meant to be a real sword, you halfwitted fucking zoomer niggard
>>218151981House Ligma? Are they from Dornish Marches?
Right, George?..
>>218152339it's calling making jokey banter you autist
is house beesbury the coolest house now after this episode?
>>218152045How could we forget you post it three times in every thread
>>218152480>now after this episodeThey always were
>>218152398>fart noise>projectile shitting into GoT intro
