I'm literally shaking rn
>>218159816peak zoomer kino
Back to going through my backlog in the backrooms while being backstabbed by the chick I gave a backshot to
>>218159816Oh my heckin science! Is that some liminal space?
>20 year old director looks 35wtf
>>218159861If that looks 35 to you, you can’t be older than 15 retard.
>japan does its own backrooms>it's super successfullmao beat hollyjew to the punch
>>218159816>this single shot probably cost $150 million and took 13 executive producers
Yet another retarded Hollywood movie that comes out 5 years after the hype of the meme or fad it's trying to cash in on. Nobody gives a shit about the backrooms anymore.
>Kane A. Parsons (born June 18, 2005), known online as Kane Pixels, is a British-American[a][citation needed] YouTuber, filmmaker, visual effects artist and musician known for his web series Backrooms based on the online fiction of the same name.damn this nigga really made it huh
why is mascot horror like crack cocaine for retarded children?
>>218159816>Aaahhh large empty indoor spaces im literally going insane!
>>218159861This kid is going places.
>>218159861Is this the guy that does all those videos he programs on his computer? Really impressive actually
>>218159816They are kind of late to the party. Do people still care for the "liminal space" meme? I also wonder if the anon who originated the backrooms ever got any money out of it somehow
>>218159816Is this one of those magic eye posters?
>>218159816>>218159856>>218160050It's a bit complicated, maybe the MCU or Star Wars is more your speed. Much easier to understand and it wears it's messaging on it's sleeve
>>218160050My theory is it looks vaguely like a boring office environment and nothing scares zoomers like having to work for a living
>>218160128Yes, except there's no magic.
>>218159816
>>218159816>A24Of course. Only they could come up with something so pretentious in an attempt to look artsy.
>>218159816Im making a game that takes place in an old hospital, its 35,000 sq feet and youre the only one there. Will zoomers like it?
>>218160128Yes. If you cross your eyes, you see 6 7
>>218159993Worked for FnAF but this could become a slenderman situation
>>218160179What's it called? Where can I support it? Have you considered that posting on this site, especially this board, could adversely affect it's reputation?
>>218160240how so?
>>218160148>It's a bit complicatedRight, I'm sure it would be complicated to a zoomer with the attention span of a gnat. Also I love how in your mind this is high art and the only alternative is capeslop
>>218160267Oh come on>Le evil racist 4chinsBut also posting on the board known for constant shilling and defending of slop.
>>218160278thanks anon I wont talk about it here anymore sorry
>>218160269Touched a nerve, did I? It's okay, there's nothing wrong with not understanding it. Like I said, there's plenty of media out there that's more your speed that you would enjoy much more. In fact, have you heard of Reddit?
>>218160285Good man, but you never told me where I can support it.
>>218160269>admitting that you aren't intelligent enough to get itHonestly a bold take, wouldn't catch me doing that but "you do you" as the less competent say.
>>218160032Why were slasher movies so popular in the 80s? Why were crappy found footage movies all the rage in the 2000s? Horror fads pop up and tend to dominate for a bit before fading away.
>>218159816how does it feel knowing that studios are making millions out of 4chan theads? and cattle go to see it
>>218160305If i mention the name or the link it will be forever associated with this site
>>218159861>20 year old directorUh ok, pass
>>218159816>this is still relevant, right: the movieWhy do they always make movies half a decade or more after this shit is relevant?
Will it beat Skibidi The Movie at box office?
>>218160548>making millions out of 4chan theads
Actually pretty hype. Jane’s done pretty well solo and his blender projects don’t look like shit.
Is this the first 4chan meme ever turned into a movie?
>>218160981Not even close
>>218161002In reality these are 2 blacks
>>218161002Reminds me of the subway scene in The Joker. Why do white men always attack people on public transit?
>>218161057
>>218161002Woah, that guy's such a badass!
This one is by far my favorite though
>>218161130>gang initiation>knockout gameUhh this is cultural appropriation...
>>218159816has Mark Duplass, so high KINO alert
>>218159816Let me guess>scary scene in the beginning to hook viewers>either 4 very different protagonists, or all zoomers>2 males and 2 females>maybe a dog too if they are brave >30 minutes explaining their life>they somehow end up in the same place with a liminal space>they die one by one>a woman escapes
>>218159816Will it be bone chilling and slow burning?
>>218160213FNAF is an established franchise that, somehow, has a butt-ton of lore and characters and plots to work with. And it's still semi relevant to this day, let alone back when they made the first movie.The backrooms is a 4chan meme that is solely created by anons on the Internet. there is no "established lore" coming from a single creator. Everyone who wanted to make some backrooms crap on the Internet, everyone who wanted to consume that content, has come and gone. Sure this could still be a decent movie if done right based on the concept alone, but in terms of chasing the fad that should have been done like 4 years ago at the latest.
Kane Pixels is directly involved right? If so I'll give it a chance. His Blender animations in the later Backrooms episodes are really great to the point I didn't realize I was watching animation the first time
>>218160179Depends if there are jump scares, a monster that will catch people's attention, and if streamers will play it to audiences of 10,000s. If none of those, then no.
>>218159816Has there ever been an even half-decent movie based on an internet meme?
>>218159861>zoomer directorIt’s gonna be shit
>>218161607Dark Knight Rises
>>218160291Reddit loves that Backrooms shit, so this isn’t the own you think it is. 100% the tard Zoomer director is going to do an AMA on it when it comes out
>>218159861ew, he looks German
Backrooms vids on youtube still do numbers, even the more abstract and less 'canon' community lore like the pool rooms and other themed enviornments.Just keep it basic with the yellow wallpaper rooms, and the science corporation with their portal into that dimension. Maybe they'll shoot it like a documentary of one of the scientists that goes into the backrooms before they establish a safety perimeter.
>>218160720Anon the Stardew Valley dev is clearly associated with this site, no one gives a shit
>>218159816I ended up watching the shorts he made. They are pretty good. It might have been caused by some corp fucking around and is now effecting the real world. It was all done in unity or something.
>>218161462i like Creep ftoo anom
>>218161591>and if streamers will play it to audiences of 10,000scan you explain this? you have to pay a streamer to play your game?
>>218159816zoomers are so fucking cringe
>>218161779Blender. As mentioned above.
>>218161462Oh it's going to suck. I liked Paddleton but then I realized every movie of his is like that.
>>218159861Nice Millennial Defense Forcing faggot, we all believe you that this 10/10 chad with perfect genetics is aging like le milk and your cheeto eating 44 year old ass looks "young for your age" maybe because you are still a virgin and never had a job?
>>218161002Why is the lead singer of Disturbed such a bully?
It's hilarious how those guys hop on the horror meme of the month bandwagon, and by the time the movie drops, it’s already considered old newsLike that one Slenderman flick
>>218161866nta but I love how the mere suggestion that a zoomer looking old makes you this enraged. Absolutely malding right now
>>218159900maybe not quite 35 but he definitely looks like an early 30s millennial, yeah
>>218159816They can't do that. They don't own the IP. This guy does. How much money has been made off of ideas originating from this shithole at this point?
>>218161866Stuck a cord huh?
>>218159927How the fuck do you get past the twins?
>>218160128A schooner is sailboat, stupidhead.
>>218162185Nah, whoever designed this wallpaper pattern owns the IP
>>218162185does 4chan own the original photo?did that anon ever comenforward?
>>218162185I was the first anon to post a photo here in a Guy Fawkes mask. I know that feel.
>>218162185A film about the backrooms is highly transformative of not only this photo but whatever reddit "lore" exists around it. So it's completely fair use. >>218162319The disclaimer at the bottom says the poster owns their comments. So 4chan can't monetize them in the first place, therefore there's no damages to 4chan. The original poster might claim to have rights to the photo but that still doesn't change the fact that a film is highly transformative and is therefore fair use.
>>218162457and good luck proving it was you if you were the poster
>>218160155>you can only work in an officefuck off reddit normie faggot
>>218162457Nope, it's stealing just like when AI does it
>>218161002Damn, those bald headed white gang members harassing peaceful multiracial crowds on public transport by trying to get them to stand up and fight man to man instead of unilaterally attacking them from behind as a group are real problems in society! I can totally relate to these scenes!
>>218159816the black coons.
>>218159816Why is 4chan not claiming the movie?
>>218159927Matrix Reloaded did that shit 23 years ago.
>>218164764Because Moot doesn't work here anymore.
>>218161866touched a nerve baldi?
>>218160179That's a hospital? Looks too dark.
>>218165546your moms anus is too dark
>>218165546If you turned on all the lights it wouldnt be creepy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Yellow_Wallpaper
>>218159816Cube predates this by almost 30 years
>>218161866Holy projection
>>218161002man I hate when there's someone acting up in a bus or subway, 0.001% chances it's a nazi every fucking time
