Name the next Kingsman sequel
>>218161106Kingsperson: The Gender-Neutral Goblet
>>218161106Kingswoman
Kingsman: Knights of the British Broadcasting Channel
>>218161106Kingsman: Operation Norwood
He'd look 1000% better just going full bald.
>>218161106He has two choices. Baldmaxx like Jude Law or get on finasteride and lose function of his penis, and then why be a celebrity at all.
>>218161106Harry Potter and the Receding Hairline of Fire
>>218161198Or he could call up the guy Elon Musk and Matthew McConaughey used. They have had the best work done in all of Hollywood
>>218161198i've been on fin and min for a year and it;s done fuck all
>>218161106why has modern medicine not cured balding?
>>218161198>get on finasteride and lose function of his penisI've been on fin for 10 years and my dick still works fine
>>218161106Executives at 21st Century Fox gave Matthew Vaughn a license to use Kingsman stuff in Argyle as favor, and that movie was such a trash fire that the president of the studio preemptively came out and said "yeah we're not making another Kingsman movie"
>>218161788Capixyl. That's the actual secret sauce
>>218161106>Why doing an Aussie accent is a nightmareBetter actors seem to have pulled it off.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26w4Zu7_NTEFunny how Aussie actors don't struggle doing British or American accents, and in most cases you'd never know they weren't either, and yet those two both struggle with the Australian accents.
>>218161106this is just a mature hairline, you low t morons
>>218161106>The King
>>218161899figured. when every fly-by-night online men's prescription supplement company started selling finestride and minoxidil I immediately clocked them as being worthless
>>218161189To you because you project your own insecurity
>>218161788If you're not losing more hair while on fin/min you're winning Big regrowth doesn't happen to everyone if you're receding save up and get a transplant (you'll need the fin anyway to strengthen shit up and to keep it before and after the transplant)
>>218161975So you do think he looks better with this look?Maybe with more of a beard perhaps
>>218161975nah he's right
>>218161106desr god no not me pls no
>>218161975No, that’s what you do
>>218161106now i know why they call him eggsy
>>218161882i never saw argylle. i had no idea was connected to kingsman.
>>218161106what the fuck.
>>218161264You still have to take fin if you get hair transplant
>>218162287MM wears a frontal wig
>>218161969It's worth noting that Minox is only effective for 40% of individuals. 60% are non responders
>>218161106Go gay, go hayir-less.
>>218161106Why would he leave the house like this? Doesn’t he own a hat?
>>218161106It's a bald cap for the Breaking Bad reboot
>>218162121>>218162065>>218161189>oh no I'm losing some of my hair on the top of my head, better shave it all off...maybe people will think I'm bald by choice. Such a Beta move, just own it.
>>218161106>Kingsman: Journey of the Inked Dome
>>218161839> but then, the very next day...
>>218162868this must look creepy as fuck in real life
>>218162836>Posts guy who had a hair transplant and is on hair loss prevention meds
>>218163308>hair transplantDid he run out out of money halfway through?
>>218163379
>>218163379I guess being a Norwood 4.5 is better than a Norwood 5 in HollywoodPlus his current hairline is arguably part of his "look" so losing it would fuck up his roles a bit
>>218161788Two years for me. I'm just keeping what I have but I'm 40 so wasn't expecting regrowth miracles even though that would be nice.
>>218163379you can't possibly be this stupid
Holy shit that's brutal
>>218161106Is hair really that big of a deal? This is pretty much what my hair looked like by 23. My family said it wasn't but literally every male in my family has/had their hair.
>>218161183underrated
>>218161106yeah, he's losing his hair, but this looks like it's been shaved for a role
>>218162836>>218163379>>218163549he somehow pulls it off very well
>>218161106so this is what it feels like to have an on screen representation
>>218163909>plastic surgery, fake teeth, hair transplantssomehow
>>218161839fin killed my dick in literally two days and it took a few weeks to come back after I stopped
TWINK DEATH IS REAL
>>218162983you can tell it looks like absolute ass because they put so much fucking blur on that area of the photo, even though that's what you're supposed to be looking at
>>218163948>hair transplantswhat
I was in a relationship with an Aussie bitch for some years and can easily do a perfect Aussie accent as a result. Half of it is a generous use of "cunt".
>>218161106>staring in an aussie production that's how you know your career is in the shitter
>>218162836>>218163379>>218163549Do hairlets really think this clown doesn't look retarded?
>>218164064you must be ragebaiting
>>218164141post a picture of yourself
Does anyone know if Taron is a heavy smoker and drinker? He is British after all, but an unhealthy lifestyle would certainly contribute to hair thinning.
>>218161106
>>218164320I started losing my hair well before I ever drank. I've never smoked or some drugs.
If you're confused why these balding threads commonly pop up and stay up for hours it's because they're an ad for hairloss drugs. The real ads on 4chan are not at the top and bottom of the page, hint hint.
>>218161106Ah... I know this one... it's the "we're actually trying couple's counseling now, yeah." look...I knew it looked familiar...
lmao just be statham you literally do action movies retard also with movie money you have access to every hair treatment available. t.skin
>>218161788It doesn’t work for everyone. >>218164356These videos are so good for the minimizers and deniers. That latest one where someone snatches a wig from a looksmaxxer was amazing at revealing the boundless disgust normies have for uggos. But the real comedy kicker was seeing the flashes of self awareness as people started saying “this is just confirming what they believe”, and the normgroid response trying to pivot to some “uhh actually it revealed he had a bad personality sweaty” cope, like they knew jack shit about that from a 30s clip and somehow his personality was ruined from losing the wig. I can’t for the life of me understand the delusions by which these people try to uphold “it’s not about looks” when the instinctual response is like flipping a switch.
>>218162868I-is this fake head scars? Holy shit thats the saddest thing ive ever seen.
>>218164780Ftfy
>>218161198Go just go to Turkey like John Cena did for his bald spot
If you go bald you should lean into it by rocking the slick backed cut.
>>218165094He stole his chin too?
>>218161106>most actors over 30 wearing rugs or have transplants yet this guy who was in a movie ten years ago is supposed to be big news
>>218165636Shock made him stop mewing. It’s mm of bone, a cm of muscle, the angle of the skeleton. Everything they say is true.
>>218163879No, it's actually not underrated at all. It's one of the most predictable posts in the thread.
>>218161189He's an action star. He's Statham maxxing.
Why do you people think you have any right to tell someone what they should or shouldn't do with their body?
>>218161106He's a fanook
Oh so that’s what Lorne Armstrong is up to these days.
>>218164315
>>218162836nigger do you comprehend that he looks attractive DESPITE his receding hairline, not because of it?he has a strong and photogenic face, yet still nobody calls him handsome. he would look better with a full head of hair, like 99% of all men
>>218161198the only Finasteride side effect I experienced was it made me really sad for no reason and I started having suicidal thoughts. My dick worked absolutely fine though.
>>218162836receding hairlines are not that bad, they can make you look older but you age into them and can pull them off with the right style.it's when it starts thinning on the top that you have to just let it go.
>>218166646Kingsman: Chromefinger
>>218161882God's way of getting even with Mark Millar
>>218163890YesHe's been cast as Mike Judge
>>218164356>Here's that 17 year old I was telling you about
>>218167762
>>218161106Oof. Eggsy (kek) getting absolutely baldmogged by Merlin
>>218161264Musk isn’t in Hollywood and his fake hair looks like shit
>>218161106you'd think some jew would have found a cure and raked millions in by now
>Nobody making any egg/eggsy jokesDisappointed
>>218168361the turks have built an entire national industry over hair transplants
Holy shit this is the fucking Kingsmen guy? He looked like a fucking twink when I watched one those films with my ex in uni 10 years ago. Tbf my hair isn't much better now. I use topik but kinda feels like cheating and make up for men kinda shit so I'm thinking I'm just going to buzz it in Easter.
>>218165095You can very clearly see that they are real scars
>>218167830
>>218161106jfc it's a tunguska up there
>>218161106He's kino in that tetris movie
I've been keeping my head shaved but it's such a pain in the ass. I kind of want to just laser off my remaining hair follicles so I don't have to bother anymore.
>>218170184what is topik, one of those dyes that makes your hair look thicker than it really is?
>>218161106It's flattering but confusing when Americans and Brits take such an interest in this country.
>>218161106Is this nigger actually going bald WTF he’s just a kid??!??!!
>>218161106Kingsman: A flight to Turkey
>>218172448Yeah they're like hair building fibres. They're pretty good.
>>218161106Damn I didn't know he was playing Homer in the live action Simpsons movie
>>218161106it really is all about hair, huh
Nothing is more unattractive on a man than insecurity. Just go bald and lean into your other strengths
>>218168813Suck on these eggs
>>218172556seeing people cheat to get the hairline i hate is pretty humbling, i guess i can be grateful nothing seems to be thinning for me
>>218172428yeah I actually don't mind being bald but it's a pain to keep it shaved
I'd like to see the actual shape of my head without hair but have too much hair to lose. Agonizing
>>218164356All fun and games until this happens to you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLwxykxzvSM
>>218161106It's never too late to peak, /tv/.
>>218173860Thanks, I needed new motivation after the burst of energy from Nikocado getting skinny faded.
>>218173833nigga looks like danny devito in matilda
>>218173860But did he ever find love?
>>218173884nikocado was always 2 steps ahead, right?
>>218173860This confirms I need to dermaroll and massage more often>>218161106All these bald threads on 4chan and NO ONE talks about topical treatments. That's what WORKS if you catch it early and also dermaroll. The latter I haven't been doing because I'm lazy but I'm getting good results over a year since. I was just thinning but I think if I dermaroll I can go back from a 2 to a 1.5 with a five head.
>>218174949He probably fucks trannies now
>>218161106Kingsmen: Bald Faggot
>>218163379Samurai
ITT: wh*te boy problems
>>218170435Sugar Gay?
>>218175425What does dermarolling do? It look like a meme
Kingsman 2: Kingswoman
>>218175425Dermarolling is supposed to be legit, I remember Tosh made reference to doing it with his regrowth, but it's highly likely he also used fin and minox or possibly got a transplant. Not saying he definitely did, but that's phenomenal regrowth so I'd be surprised if it was only one thing.
Is it really worth not having your dick work to keep your hair?Don't most of you want your hair back to be attractive to women? What are you even going to do when you bag one and your dick doesn't work?
>>218161823Same reason there's no cure for most things. Money.
>>218172556>rains
I've been using those red-light scalp massagers, and Mummy says my hair looks thicker. I'm not sure I agree, but it feels nice. Does dermarolling feel nice? Can I do it with long hair?
>>218177077Overblown imo. I've been on it for over two years. Dick is fine. Still have morning boners and fap virtually every night. I get my experience won't be everyone's but I never see angry anecdotal claims of dick's not working. It's just fear mongering from people saying if you take it your dick won't work.
Gentlemen, don't you see how this obsession with vanity is destroying you? Stop giving in to the societal expectations of a society that wouldn't mind putting a bullet in the back of your head if it benefited them. Live your life through your own sense of self. What happened to being free thinkers, contrarians, and generally unpleasant autists? Who crushed your spirits?
>>218167762>These videos are so good for the minimizers and deniers. That latest one where someone snatches a wig from a looksmaxxer was amazing at revealing the boundless disgust normies have for uggos. But the real comedy kicker was seeing the flashes of self awareness as people started saying “this is just confirming what they believe”, and the normgroid response trying to pivot to some “uhh actually it revealed he had a bad personality sweaty” cope, like they knew jack shit about that from a 30s clip and somehow his personality was ruined from losing the wig.>I can’t for the life of me understand the delusions by which these people try to uphold “it’s not about looks” when the instinctual response is like flipping a switch.
>>218161106Kingsman: The End is Herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is5_kUAvTpk
Bring her BACK!
>>218162282Kingsman was 12 years ago
How do yo reverse the effects of fin/min?
>>218177829
>>218177851If you get negative side effects then the same way you reverse any side effects from medication. Stop taking it.
>>218177982They adapted Killer Joe into a play?
>>218165216top kek
>>218178008Apparently. Complete with bush.
>>218165094That was bullying.and a real dick.move. a pox on that guy's house.
>>218167353I love the kstew looking at Dakota during an i terrier and the ana de armas sapphic stare at sweeney.
>>218173860Based inspiration maxxxer.
>>218177982I like how she seems to be hiding her bush pretty thorough and you won't see it except at most a tiny glimpse, but then she pulls on the dress in such a way that nope it's right in your face.
>>218178065Yes, I saw. She covers her pussy more than Juno did but still pretty true to the scene.
>>218173860Looks like gramps is wearing a wig but mirin those gains regardless
>>218178221I do like that it's very clearly her real one, no merkin there. Not that Juno used one either but when you're buck naked in front of a theater audience you're at risk of the front row getting full labia views.
>>218164141He looks like an older man, which he is, so that's fine. For centuries old men were allowed to look kind of retarded as long as they embraced it, which he effortlessly does. It can make a terrible look work, and that self-assurance attracts women far more than a college hairline. Why be just another bald guy when you can look unique? He's made more money from that goofy haircut than you've made through hard work.
