The west has fallen
>sniffing.webm
OP, Michael Bay's Armageddon is on the Criterion Collection. Let's not kid ourselves.
>>218165920They already sold out years ago by adding Wall-E
it really is the asian century...
>>218165920Isn't that a canadian cartoon?
>>218167314the last one you mean?
>>218165920Criterion's released plenty of actual Asian movies.
Korea won
>still caring about criterion after the dogshit "remasters" they've released
>>218167304>Not Armageddon
>>218167447Armageddon and The Rock were before they fancied themselves a "prestige" labelWall-E was after
>CGI Animation - :(>CGI Animation, half the framerate - :)
zoey added to the waifu collection
>>218167423>Adult men watch this
Day 1 buy in 4K imo
>>218167423why is she wearing one of those tail butt plugs?
>>218167559what's your problem?
>>218167498I want her skin in Fortnite.
>>218165920Poptimism, but movies
>>218165920>An Oscar-winning movie is being added to the Criterion CollectionWhat's the problem here?
she goes hard
>>218167498I want to kick her in the fucking face so hard.
>>218165920>Isle of Dogs(hit)>Wall-E>Flowtheir animated section has a good amount of trash so it'll fit right in
>>218165920That ensures we'll actually get a tolerable rip of it. And it's not even close to the worst thing Criterion has released.
>>218167660You better watch out
>>218165920they are so fucking biased, they only like this movie because it's good.
>>218167304Wall-E is good though.
west has always been shit though
>>218165920Criterion is ruining their image.
>>218165920Criterion is just P4k for movie pseuds
>>218167314It unironically is. I predict (and if this post is double it's 100% gonna happen) that east Asia will eventually create some sort union or economic zone between each other similar to EU. This union will become a new USA with their own East Asian Dream and gorillion of work immigrants from all over the world. Chinese will de facto become more popular than English (as a "business" language), but I think there's gonna some new, even more simplified version of it, influenced by all the immigrants who were forced to speak Chinese but who cannot properly speak in a tonal language.
>>218168011Dubs confirm Chinese century of prosperity.
>>218168068Everything I have seen and heard from this movie is beyond obnoxious, ear-grating and lacking in any aesthetic or musical merit.
>>218167585I wish. No that's just her really long ponytail.
>>218168175Well it was made for preteen girls.
>>218168175bro it's a cartoon for 12-14 year oldsit's like that awful 3D spider man cartoon from 00syou shouldn't really take it so seriously
>>218168175Don't be a wet blanket
>>218168175It's also a psuedo-documentary on how "parasocial" some people can be, so it taps in to celebrities and /vt/ shitzos. Suddenly, the Criterion nomination starts to make sense
>>218165920make a better movie
>>218167693no rango?
>>218168313They can't, that's why they're seething
>>218167435You vill enchoy ze new gradink!
>>218167660>Actual goddess singer/songwriter/directorThe palate cleanser we all needed
>>218167598I want her skin hanging on the wallWe are not the same
>>218165920The Korean va of Zoey is more white than the en va
>>218167486>more frames = more goodI'm sick of these /v/irgins shitting up the place.
>>218167743>Fans are retarded and easily impressedPoints for authenticity?
>>218167304Exquisite bait.
Adult men went from hunting animals in the wild to watching animated movies for little girls.
>>218168433Zommie you are the one saying "fewer frames = more good".
>>218168175I've only heard the music during the 'lympics, but the acoustics were too bad to really hear it.There's a gook woman who uses it. Seems like a major way to sell out, using western "k"pop.
>>218165920They're simply doing this because they know it will sell well and keep the company afloat for the next few years.
>>218165920On the bright side, this will fund the possible release of stuff we actually want since all the goyim/manchildren/ipad kids will make this a big seller.
>>218165920What the fuck. All those fucking things are just popularity contests.
>>218168474Yeah. The excuse that it's made for preteen girls is pretty flimsy when it's weebshit for adult coomers all the same
>>218167304>>218167821The point of the Criterion Collection was first to release obscure good movies that lack proper high quality releases, then it became about including more mainstream classics in the canon that either A. Needs an updated restoration or B. Could use a definitive release with all the relevant supplementals to honor the classic. Wall E was one of the first releases, among a few others, where Criterion seemingly just decided to add it since they like the movie, since it is an identical release to the Disney release but with different box art. If they are releasing Kpop Demon Hunters then Criterion is basically just a regular bluray label thats overpriced.
>>218168323Cretins The storyboarder for Rango also worked on one of the Pirates movies and I'm attending his presentation of it tomorrow. He went on to write and direct Coherence on a $50K budget and more recently, this:https://vimeo.com/764360071
>>218168546Almost as if the Academy Awards themselves were, I don't know, a meat show or something
>>218165920popslop semen guzzlers
>>218165920this will fund like at least 20 Janus Films stuff
>>218168331>made her look like a real Korean woman
>>218168631>The point of the Criterion Collection was first to release obscure good movies that lack proper high quality releasesArmageddon was the 40th movie (out of roughly 2 thousand) added to the collection, Criterion has never been about what's good, as there is plenty of garbage, it's about showcasing what best exemplifies a particular niche of film.
>>218169412What niche of film is kpop demon hunters?
>>218169457sissy hypno
>>218169488
>>218168175if you have a heart:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yebNIHKAC4Aif you have good taste:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=983bBbJx0Mk
i actually like how westoids and gooks get along
>>218169457powerpoint slideshow
>>218165920It's good to see native streaming flicks get physical releases even if I'm not interested. I will own something and I will be happy.
>>218168422That's special effects
>>218165920Finally a good movie in the CC.
>>218168291Even if this movie wasn't made for 7 year old girls I couldn't watch it because the animation is so choppy it actually gives me motion sickness. inb4 you ableists mock my disability.
>>218168011>influenced by all the immigrants who were forced to speak Chinese but who cannot properly speak in a tonal language.One of the least efficient and least aesthetic and most stupidly complicated languages becoming lingua franca? And that writing system too? Lol, what a hellscape the future is shaping up to be.
>>218169996god this shit is ugly
>>218167423They will be missed. o7
>>218168383kate bush is a hack
do mutts like gook shit because they are both fake?
>>218167613It hasn't won the Oscar yet. It will though unless Disney gets off of their fat Jew asses and does a real push for Zootopia 2 (which sold like 40m tickets domestically while KPDH kept people at home in record numbers.) When theaters die, Hollywood dies with it.
>>218165920I never watched this but the voice actors look fugly
>>218168631Like they don't load the shit up with extras. My guess is Sony or Netflix doesn't want to put money into anything but single disc kiddie versions if that but they want to Criterion bump going into the Oscars.
CARB LOADING
>>218165951>>218170262I've seen some very lewd edits of that sniffing part on X
>>218170262strange, i suddenly want some kimbap...
>>218170045On what grounds?
>>218168299Yet it does fuckall with the idea because doing so would alienate the people it was being marketed to (kpopniggers)So of course the kpop bitches are fine to obsess over as your new God, you SHOULD worship them, they are pretty and good and it would be stupid and LE EVIL to not obsess over them
>>218165920thoughts on frankenstein?
>>218170370Frankenstein is not Korean so he doesn't get frothing at the mouth angry about that.
>Film snobs seethingBased. Love to see it.
>>218167435this is true but they gave us plenty of good transfers. theres good and bad in everything, nothing is perfect.
>>218170313I think her music sucks and I don't like her voice and she had a career because she sucked dave gilmour when she was 16.
>>218170407voice juice?
>>218169996ywnbaw
Criterion has always been a garbage bin
>>218165920>>218167423It's the only movie i watched in last year and that says something
>>218170417>One Battle After AnotherThis faggot is eternally seething regardless. That's the type who loves that shit.
>>218167423Stfu chonger
Kickassia Criterion release when
>>218165920what was /tv/ like when this movie caught fire? was it just seething or did people think it was a pleasant surprise?
>>218171072We had daily generals reach post limit for a bit
>>218170370I've just kind of accepted that we're supposed to either pretend every single piece of shit Del Toro releases nowadays is good until the passionate ones stop caring. Criterion specifically thinks he's one of the greatest filmmakers ever, for whatever reason.
>>218167693all the best animated films (aka japanese ones) already have other distributors
>>218170417Why the hell would they have Ghibli films? Ghibli is distributed by GKIDS. I think the name and the fact that it's called a collection has tricked retards into thinking it's some kind of "good movies award".
>and send those disgusting demons (weebs) back to the depths (/a/) where they belong!
>>218165920>The west has fallenProduced by an American studio btw.
>>218171208YEEEEAAHHHHHH
>>218171690made by gyopos still korean and part of broader hallyu
>>218170072Zootopia 2 broke records while nonody paid for Kpop Demon Hunters.
How does a kids movie cause so much seethe?
>>218168631This one's more justified than WALL-E at least because it's a Netflix movies and they're huge divas about releasing anything on home media and only started to relent because Scorsese and Del Toro made them. This movie doesn't even have a DVD.
>>218170964how's your transition going?
>>218172317nta but very well thank u
>>218165920Saying the N-word under Jewish masters is all the West is. Relax and have a drink.
Major jump the shark moment for criterion. I didn't think it could get this much worse, but it did.
Criterion was already filled with steaming dogshit lol
>>218171758Korea is part of America.
>>218172334just don't cut anything off, anon
>>218172531yea i wanna keep my pp and it gets cuter with hrt
>>218172334>>218172545sad
me when korea won
>>218168011Anon, the one unifying thread between all of Asia is that every single asian hates the Chinese. Even a lot of the Chinese hate the Chinese. And since all the money and manufacturing in Asia worth discussing is in China, you'd just end up with the world's biggest round of Crab in Bucket.They'll never form any kind of alliance or co-prosperity sphere in which China exists.
>>218171758>>218172502South Korea is an American colony
>>218168508If you walk around a Walmart for a minute you'll hear any one of, like, 5 different kpop demon hunter songs.Heck, I was in Zaxby's two days ago and 'Golden' was playing.
>>218173422I heard Golden at a United States post office.
>>218170024Chinese grammar is pretty simple though. Also "efficiency" is just a pointless thing to bring up. Lingua franca is determined by power, not by rational choice.
we need a /tv/ honmoon to protect us from the weebs
>>218167304This. When I got the email for the newest future releases I said out loud "you've got to be fucking kidding me."But hey, we got Jackie Chan and Tarantino kinos on Criterion Channel now.
>>218167435>Director wants to regrade his film>WTF HOW CAN SHE SLAP???
>anime style >WE ANIMATED 3DCG ON 4'S ON PURPOSE IT'S FUCKING ART>has spread even to Japan's cultural enemies Truly the west has fallen. It's going to be a century of animating wrong on purpose.
>>218167660>Wrote/directed/core graphed/sings her own stuff>KSlop needs a comitee of retards to get 1 song outTragic how hard the music industry has fallen.
>>218168011>Chinese will de facto become more popular than English (as a "business" language),This will never happen, chang.
>>218168525Reminder that the person who made this post was fired.
>>218171775Your furry shit is already forgotten.
>>218174621>No you don't get it, we asked the remaining bones of [director] in his tomb and he told us he wanted the entire film to look blue
>>218169457>What niche of film is kpop demon hunters?Streaming film with no release.
>>218165920>Implying Hollywood is 'The West'That's where we send all the crazy people who aren't fit for polite society. The fact that we monetized it is really neither here nor there, but they don't represent anybody north of 'normal'.
>>218174773You are literally getting mad at Trainspotting getting a color regrade from the director? Or do you mean Eyes Wide Shut? Which now looks like the original 35mm release and the Blu-ray is the one that looks blue.
>>218167299A movie far superior to this 5fps slop
>>218165920>>218167423How many dicks did the chaebols suck to make hollywood shill their slop?
>>218167484Not even slightly true
>>218167423that song makes my ears bleed
>>218165920Did people not realize Criterion and A24 have no artistic integrity? They're like maybe one degree less greedy than Disney.
I feel like you guys are all missing the point. Is it a dumb movie to be addes to Criterion? Yes. But it's also a Netflix movie. Much like Pinocchio, The Irishman and Okja, this is the only way it was going to get a physical release.
>>218167693Deaf Crocodile is significantly better for animated features.
>>218173422I don't know how you tell those songs apart from anything else on pop radio.
>>218177341I was at some retarded bagel shop with my niece and they played a couple songs from the movie there. I only knew them because she pointed it out.They're everywhere, it's a basically the 2020's Frozen
Korea seems to dominate every entertainment industry except gaming which China has in a stranglehold.When was the last time Japan ever made something as globally influential as what Korea and China have done in the past decade?
>>218177446Are you serious? The two highest rated movies of 2025 on imdb (ignoring bollyjeet spam) are both anime
>>218177515Anime is for losers though. They made money but have zero cultural penetration.
>>218177446bro this film is america you stop we wuz everythang. and music is not BTS cannot carry the k-pop shit.
>>218177557anime is completely mainstream among gen z. you lost.
>>218167693Fantastic Planet is cool
>>218177557no every knows fucking goku and jjk stop think korean is phenomenon. no ongive a shit about korean culture.
>>218177557
>>218165920>Using the Criterion Collection as a gauge of being top tierLOLOLOLOL
>>218165920it's cultural impact is undeniable
>>218168631Wall-E was specifically the director wanting a Criterion version. That's why they haven't done any other Disney stuff.
>>218168474Those hunters would absolutely watch the animated girls if they had access to them. It would be like the North Korean soldiers that got addicted to porn
>>218167693Fantastic Planet, Watership Down make up fir the rest of whatever they think they’re doing there.
>>218170755W-w-w-…IZARD…DDDD.
Kock Semen Munchers wouldn't get a physical release otherwise since it's netflix. This is a good thing.
>>218177753culture impact of what? sailor moon with american music?
>>218168068What's with the stop motion
>>218177821It's fake stop-motion. It's the new bullshit CG movies are doing to make them look more hand crafted and avoid the subliminal comparisons to day-time toddler sloppa like Paw Patrol. Just a trend that's already overstayed its welcome.
>>218177151deaf crocodile a.k.a. "we release actual communist propaganda because it makes the chuds seethe"fuck deaf goycodile, i'd rather watch the newest disney slop instead>>218165920girlboss demon hunters will never beat the industry plant allegations
>>218165920Finally some good fucking film in that collection.
desperate to suppress china, the west elevates worst korea. this is so shameful.
>>218167299Armageddon is the best show of 98.
Smelling dog penis joy face
>>218170262Look disgustingly ugly
>>218171088Fetishists fomo treating it as peak fapping material did that
>>218177614jjk was forgotten the moment it ended, if not before
>>218171088It's one fucking autist spamming. Similar to Kpop threads. South Korean government also pays for advertising. Soft power and all that bullshit, but they are still a dying people LOL gooks are truly stupid
>>218167423>12fps animation how do people watch this shit?
>>218173275Hatred between east Asians is fueled by historical events to which zoomers and generations after them give absolutely zero fucks about. Once boomers are all dead from old age and new generations is in complete control all these old ingroup differences will vanish. Popular culture is also a major push for this to happen. Ask any young Chinese or Japanese what they think about Korea they will all talk about their favorite kpop and kdramas. For young people, Japan is not about warcrimes and conquest, it's about anime and deviant fetishes. Majority of zoomers don't even know who Japan fought for in WW2.
>>218179505This is the most bullshit post I've ever read. You are talking out of your ass
>>218179527Not him but when was the last time you saw a movie about ww2 where the japanese were the villains instead of le nazis
>>218179548Midway 2019
>>218179548I live in Japan. The shit he is saying about young Japanese is bullshit, kids still talk shit about other asians all the time. Especially Korean and Chinese
>>218170417>Sinners>OBAALollloollododkldldkz
>>218165920Are the demons a metaphor for pedo elites and jewish execs?
>>218179605well you are a chud and you talk with other jap chuds, I was talking about normal kids
>>218179687Bro, there are no normal Jap kids
>>218165920it fell a long time ago, all that remains is filth, inversion, and degeneracy.
>>218179482It saves the jew in storage and render costs
South Korea is ranked 12 in the world in suicide rate btw
those are men
>>218170605All the major UK labels (and some US ones) btfo Criterion in every way: transfers, encoding, bitrate, packaging and very rarely put out a sub par product.
>>218167743>When she raps, she goes hard>Zoey NO! That's their word, they don't like you saying it
>>218165920The fall of civilization
>>218173082>when my tongue makes its way between zoe's legs after a long day
>Film snobs having meltdown because they think the CC is supposed to be some exclusive collection of "classic masterpieces"
literally satanic propaganda
>>218165920kek
>>218167693Journey to the Beginning of Time isn't animated just because it features some stop motion fucking criterion
>>218182747>Nothing can be slop-free
>>218177610SAT-UR-DAY SAV-IOOOOR
>>218168331Funny but the video looping back really makes it stand out how much of an AYYY she looks. Holy shit those wide eyes.
>>218170662don't ever talk about music again. you're retarded.
>>218165920Pink Flamingos was added in 2022. I think you chuds already missed the bus on "west has fallen"
>>218170262let me guess, that's not sushi but actually "seungssi" or something which the japs copied right
>>218179505People still hates whites for over things happened in centuries.Also inferiority complex is super important.Blacks and mexican will always hate you >White latino hated by all non-whites
>>218167484They were always a prestige label. The Rock and Armageddon are being preserved as the encapsulation of 1990s Bruckheimer/Bay action blockbusters. Wall E is an odd duck because you'd think Toy Story or Shrek better encapsulates the 30 years of CGI movies. Even if it is bullshit, they have an excuse for everything in the CC. Personally, I think it should be only Janus Films releases and major studios can make their own shit. Look at that super secret special Vista edition of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? that Disney put out in 2003. That fucking thing is packed to the gills with documentaries and shit. And despite being the single greatest animated/live-action movie, Disney didn't need CC to preserve it.
>>218183688My film history teacher taught the class that any ending that stays with you long after the movie is over is a good ending. He meant some African in his wife's wedding dress getting spit on by homeless people from Touki Bouki but I instantly thought of Pink Flamingos and that according to his logic, it is the best ending ever.
>>218170370Oh, I get it. This is Netflix "legitimizing" their slop. If you want to be a real studio, release more movies to theaters in wide release instead of giving them a bullshit weekend for Oscar consideration. But they won't do that because they're not a real studio. Watch them pull WB down to their level and torpedo the theater industry.
>>218171903They released Orange is the New Black and Stranger Things on DVD years ago. What are you talking about?
>>218177614JJK didn't do as well as Demon Slayer or Chainsaw Boy in theaters in 2025. Also, I hate that I got into anime during the specific time when a lot of the protags were adults. Because now, it is all isekais and battle orphans and I have long outgrown my use for teenage fantasy.
>>218184698Black women love white men when they get sick of being beaten up, stolen from and cheated on.
>>218167299Armageddon is kino though
Holy shit, you retards will find ANYTHING to seethe about. I don’t like the “touch grass” meme, but goddamn maybe try to find something else to do.
>>218170964what's it saying? you're well on your way for a quick decline?
>>218168383Her music is garbage
>>218183661Its basically a Barbie doll face.
>>218171174Yes, people think the Criterion Collection is a Hall of Fame for the best movies ever, and not a single distributor's catalog. The advertising worked extremely well, and they did have a generally pretty solid track record. Janus Films is similar for anything out of Eastern Europe. But because of that misunderstanding, people think that every good movie should be in the Collection, and don't understand that it is not literally just the film Hall of Fame.
>>218167299i dont think aerosmiths song could fit in any movie but armageddon, therefore it is kino
>>21816843324fps is not that many frames and the payoff is cinema mode
>>218167299>Michael Bay's ArmageddonI know about Michael Memebay, but Armageddon is pure 90s kino.
>>218179482
>>218167693Karel Zeman's work is top notch.>>218182867Silence bitchasso.
>>218177650
The criterion collection has been garbage since a few years ago when they said every month has to have a nigger movie
>>218165920I hate how there's no stigma against selling out anymore. Music fans in the 90's would have felt insulted if there were shows with names like "Grunge Werewolf Slayers" and "Shoegaze Ninjas".
>>218187285yeah but kpop is already the most mainstream, cookie cutter, plastic, brainead, corporate shit ever. everyone involved in it has already sold out. but I agree with your first statement.
>>218165920I thought they were deducted to preserving and restoring rare films and that was the point of them existing? Is this rare?
It's a good movie and Golden is the best pop song of the past 10 years.t. 30 year old Slav
>>218187528>mmm yummy more slop please!
>>218187659Not an argument.
>>218165920i have never consumed anything Korean other than Train from Busan and driven the occasional Hyundai
>>218174738It still on theaters after 3 months with great legs.
>>218186528Retard, I love Zeman's stuff too but that Journey is definitely not animated
>>218187835good evening saar i am delhi boy and u?
>>218187835It will be forgotten within six months.I can't even remember what it was about.
The Zoomer must be stopped.
>>218178966Why have I seen this bait so many times? You honestly have to be the biggest tranny manchild or 12 year old girl to believe this
>>218167299It's not a bad film. Way better than the k-slop in OP.
>>218168011Ricecel fantasy.
>>218188436Full ban on TiktokFull ban on TwitterFull ban for all children under 21 from using the InternetThrow all members responsible for this in prison after they confess their many crimes to the American public and have their companies and assets liquidated. 3 strike rule for lazy parents10 hour school daysMinimum of 2 hours of homework a nightBring back church and choresMandatory Tarkovsky, Kobayashi and Kubrick showings in schoolTime to shut it all down.
>>218187285>I hate how there's no stigma against selling out anymore.Nigger, it's K-Pop. It's carefully manufactured and micro-managed. It's an industry almost of its own. It's like saying the Spice Girls or Nsync sold out.
>>218190146Holy based
>>218187526>>218187526>I thought they were deducted to preserving and restoring rare films and that was the point of them existing?They still are, but they have over 1200 spines by now. I think there's a limit to how many rare/lost movies they can find, and have the right to distribute. Netflix is probably paying them lots of money to do it too.
>>218167299I'd watch Bay kino any day over Gookslop.
>>218165920I get what you're saying but I'd rather this than Arthouse movie #572 like they usually do. It's crazy how only 10% of the collection has movies people actually...y'know, WATCH or at least WANT to watch.
>>218167423nothing about this thing is asian except >>218177011
