https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjWDJScsSuY>A wacky, wild, sensual homage to Japanese exploitation films, Touch Me tells the story of two cringe millennials, Joey and Craig, who do everything in their power to do absolutely nothing. Of course they have capital T childhood trauma, but so does everyone, so like, judge them however you like. Seriously, JUDGE THEM. One regular day, Joey’s super hot alien ex, Brian, comes back into town begging for her to forgive him and come back to his desert mansion for the weekend. With nothing better to do (and also a pretty unfortunate sewer explosion in Craig’s house), the two trepidatiously accept. Also the fact that Brian’s slimy sexual tentacle appendage removes anxiety and depression maybe helps solidify their decision. But at the house, under Brian’s veneer of healing is a sinister plot filled with murder, mayhem, and blood. Then again, maybe they can all get along in the most glorious throuple you’ve ever seen. WTF IS THIS?
>>218169778>OLIVIA TAYLOR DUDLEYWow, nice actress lady
>>218169805>that asian woman kek
>>218169778Does she show off her giant bazooms ?
>>218169778most anticipated movie ever
>>218169805>>218169980every time kek
>>218169778There better be full front female nudity.
>>218169778Oh. Holy. Shit.
>>218169805The seethe is palpable. Kek.
>>218169778I have slop fatigue
>>218171661>t. gaynigger from outer space
>bro did you literally just FUCK Cthulu???>well THAT just happened!!!I guess it was only a matter of time before someone tried this.
>>218169778>Millennial writing but self aware! That means it's ok for you to enjoy this
>Olivia Taylor DudleyMiserable career. I deeply regret not downloading the video episode of the Bizarre States podcast where she was in a sheer white undershirt
>>218169778>digital release in Apriloh I might actually watch it then
>>218170366Yes
>>218169778Looks stupid and way too self indulgent
>>218169778>I think she's pretty
>>218169778SEXO
is that an official promotional synopsis for the movie?i hate it
>>218175349Yes
>>218169778>japs make tentacle porn for literal centuries>"ew japs are so pervy and degenerate">wh*tes make tentacle porn>arthouse masterpiece>wins 69 sundance competitions>oscar awards>emmy awards>jenny awards>chelsea awards>mfw
>>218176020this cringe shit is not going to win any awards, anon
>>218176183It was officially selected for sundance, it says right on the poster
just let me know if the tentacle sex is as good as it was in that mexican B moviedamn that was some good tentacle sex
>>218176020are you japanese?
>>218169778This goonbait already exists in Mexico.
>>218169778Will she show slit in this?
Bumping for more dudley
>just the buttPASS
>>218177355Fuck more
>>218169778SHE SHOULD BE HAVING LOVECRAFTIAN TENTACLE SEX WITH ME
Grok post webms from horror twins where she breasts boobily
>>218177320are her nipples like all fucked up or something?why not show off the goods? she isn't getting any younger and it's not like she's got much else to offer
>>218177320Nah, she shows boobs, I check recapped once a while
>tentacle sex with an alienWow how original!
>>218177355
>>218177795this is about 15 years old by the wayshe turns 41 this year
>>218177849The movie was shelved for years
>>218177792always welcome
>>218177722
>>218169778So low bro foreign porn shit is art now?
>>218171104it's current day amerishit. If there's full frontal nudity she will be a shitty unshaved monkey
Reviews say that the movie is bad, I think they overly edited the trailer to bait people into watching
>>218176381>>218176327Movie was shit, the scene should have been longer and the girl much hotter
>>218169778The trailer is 1% tentacles 40% men doing gay shit and the rest being absolute cringe
>>218169778boob fight with grace fulton: dawn of justice when
>Elle fanning is nude in April>Olivia Taylor Audrey is nude AprilI will paint it all white in april
>>218171915She had a major role in The Magicians and that show has become a cult classic over the years. So she will always have at least one memorable role and that's something that the majority of actors will never have. She's had a decent run in horror movies and seems to be constantly working so she's set financially and professionally. Her best work however was in her brief run on Aquarius. Shame that show didn't last longer. So I would say it's an above average career and not miserable but she could've been much bigger in the right role.
since i can't get triple prenetration there better be nipple sucking tentacles and vore or you can get this pleb shit out of my face
>>218179250>Elle fanning is nude in Aprilwat
>>218169778I saw this last year. It was okay. 2.5/5. Barely any nudity, you see glimpse of her titty and vagina. Lou Taylor Pucci plays Jared Leto as a cult leader.
>>218169805Tits too big
>>218180717t. Asian lady
>>218176263Everything gets selected for Sundance. You could film yourself shitting and pissing while reading Dostroevsky for 1 and a half hours and it'd get picked for Sundance.
>>218169778Where's the Morning Glory Milking Farm movie?
>>218169778Finally a movie where the whites female lead isn’t being fucked by a ni- USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST
>>218169778> contains loads of gay shitWho exactly is the target group for this?
>>218180879Me.
>>218181233she should have been getting these out 20 years ago...
>>218181233>weird coloured hairmarginally less disgusting than tattoos
>>218180168Margo's got money problems
>>218169778I will watch it for she
that maria ozawa one was a classic
>>218169778PLEASE TELL ME THAT WE GET TO SEE BOOBIES
>>218176020>asian guy sees western live action tentacle rape>immediately assumes it will win every single western film award
>>218181596yeah
>>218169778she should do a whole movie topless
what even is this
>>218182101absolute garbage
>>218181596>>218177320it's relevant to the plot
>>218169778Does she get her tits out in this?Otherwise pass.
this chick is very sexually attractive
>>218181800>>218182284BOOBIE BROS IN THE HOOOOUSE TONIGHT
Does she chug tentacle cum?
I look forward to watching the webms posted on /tv/ eventually
>>218171104The movie is directed by a man so noFemale nudity is banned in modern films unless the director is a woman
>>218181273>>218181261>>218181251>>218181233>>218181282>>218181300Incase you retards don't get it, these are not caps from the op film
>>218169778Finally gets them outAt age 39What a tragic missed opportunity.
>>218183426depends how hard the wall hit her, might still be worth
>>218171742This, Rule 34 wins again
>>218183515Her glimpse in The Magicians was great but was in her mid 20s.
>>218183608Katheryn Winnick still looked/looks hot well into her 40's, there are some outliers
>not even attempting to conceal the writer's fetishhuh, fair enough
>>218169778They're trying SO hard, is a new AI thing coming soon to replace them or so on?
>>218179173>complains about "current day amerishit">wants no pubesretard
>>218171742You're conflating gen x and millennial writing. Millennial writing is more like this>like... did you literally just FUCK Cthulu???>omg he's not cthulu!>...>...he just bears a lot of similarities...
>>218183738merkins, numbnuts
>>218183826if you meant that you would have said it
>>218183878>you
>>218169805“Thank god”Get me out of this smelly chud room
>>218181453kino outfit
Very walled/ugly cast, looks cheap.
>>218169778
FROM THE TWISTED SICK UNHINGED DEMENTED CRAZY MADDENED VIOLENT RUTHLESS MIND
>>218169778bitch is looking kinda old tbqhwyf but would anyways i guess
>>218186370wtf is that gross shit
>>218177320Honestly, what's the point?Fucking gay.
>>218182603We're not here to help you shill
>>218169778>WHITE WOMAN WHO HAS LOVECRAFTIAN TENTACLE SEX WITH AN ALIENAlready been done by Extraneous Matter & alien creature sex was done in The Seed.
>>218182101Meatloaf music video
>>218187357I need to sniff that sexy axilla
>>218181300SEXOOOO
>>218179312>nipple sucking tentaclesew
>>218169778diIate v*dfaggot
>>218181453NICE
>>218186370is this fucking real
>>218192034yes
>>218183743yes but that's because of wanting to abuse fair use and avoid copyright lawsuits, its not a stylistic difference.
>>218186370fucking disgusting. I didn't need to know this existed.
>>218169778>OLIVIA TAYLOR DUDLEYMAGICIANS MENTIONEDINSTANT WATCHGLORIOUS TIDDIES
>>218182284>thumbs down on all the female nuditygay
Looks fucking retarded. The first quality live-action tentacle sex flick will become a cult classic, but this ain't it.
>>218193883>The first quality live-action tentacle sex flick will become a cult classicalready exists
Why is she like this?
>>218194301She's a whore
>>218194349Sounds like my kinda gal
>>218176020Sounds like an outline for a Josh Luna comic.
>>218187357she's getting RIPE
>>218194418lula
>>218176263Just being selected doesn't mean you're going to win awards nigga. Your movie can get selected and then panned. The people who market movies just enjoy tricking people by putting "Selected into Film Festival" mark onto posters and in trailers, cause normalfags don't know how a film festival actually works. Notice how they also put "from the minds of people who made The Endless, Synchronic, Something in the Dirt" even though Benson & Moore had nothing to do with directing or writing this movie, and are just executive producers.
>>218176020japs make things too weird, look at their normal porn for instance. They have the hottest chicks but make them act retarded
>>218193883>>218193883i wish
>>218176020stop killing dolphins and get your teeth fixed asshole
>>218169805
>>218195684You wish
Where are the bloody tits?
>>218196875Wait for them
