>>218171763
That's the mayor of Portlandia

>>218171763
kino

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It was maybe the last great TV show that will ever be made.

>>218171763
pure kino and Lynch's magnum opus
I can't believe it's already been almost 10 years

It has its moments, Dougie is kino, but it looks like shit.

I just finished a rewatch of the original series today and I'm starting The Return tomorrow for the first time.
I am aware it's not really like Twin Peaks and more like subsequent Lynch movies. Wish me luck.

>>218171763
The last great season of television.

the only good TV show made in the 21st century and perhaps the last. (and i didn't even like it that much, i think the first 10 eps are more bad than good, the last 8 more good than bad)

RIP Lynch, i only found out he died 2 months after it happened when i happened to catch the oscars garbage and he was briefly on screen as one of the people who died

>>218172053
>Dougie is kin
I'm convinced the only people that unironically think this have serious actual mental problems
>>218172061
honestly, if I could go back in time and tell myself to skip it and never watch it I would
it's fucking awful anon, esp if you loved the comfy vibes and character interactions from 1-2 + fwwm

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>>218172187
bad cooper was kino
too bad about the rest of the show
what an unwatchable MESS
they really treated albert like shit too which hurt to watch

>>218172173
NTA, but Dougie is Kino. You were filtered.

>>218172218
albert's actor was dying of cancer during the show, i felt they treated him well considering

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>>218172173
>FWWM
>Comfy vibes

>>218172251
first hour of FWWM is comfy, then...

>>218172218
Albert was one of the main protagonists.l and had tons of screentime. How was he done dirty?

>>218172224
>but Dougie is Kino
name one reason why
he was horribly obnoixious and unfunny
a step below bathroom humor in terms of decency
oh wait they made bathroom humor with him too wow so artistic and avante garde

>>218172244
>coop renunited with his old pals
>literally doesn't acknowledge his old friend albert
>gives a 5 minute monologue about his friend literally daivd lynch
>show literally ends
its like you people are all iliiterates or something

>>218172271
>be albert
>literally just sit next to david lynch watching him deliver lines for 18 hours with his dumb bitch assitant in tow
yeah no

>>218172351
exactly this but for every other character in s3 too
what an utter waste

I have said this before, but I wish they found a way to include Annie and Harry.

Harry's absence in particular was very much felt, especially since the main plot of S1-2 is Coop and Harry being BFFs.

>>218172386
Ontkean was asked to come back, but he had retired from acting and didn't want to come back, which is fair.

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>Got a light?

What did he mean by this?

>>218172429
Yeah, that is what was said, and I hope they are being truthful on that.

Ontkean was actually looking for his original jacket to use in season 3 before informing the main person he was searching with that he wasn't going to be in it, and Ontkean didn't give a reason at that time.

>>218172493
hope he was just happy with his life and it wasn't something serious

man i'm still fucking annoyed at FWWM doing poorly and not getting the other TP films, i'll always hate critics and audiences for that

>>218172429
>>218172493
what were they going to have him do for 16 episodes thought?
pal around with retard-cooper?
the show, the script, the cinematography, the overall direction, the acting and the editing were genuinely among the worst I've ever seen on ANY media ever

>>218172584
>man i'm still fucking annoyed at FWWM doing poorly and not getting the other TP films, i'll always hate critics and audiences for that
who gives a fuck it was great

>>218172592
>the show, the script, the cinematography, the overall direction, the acting and the editing were genuinely among the worst I've ever seen on ANY media ever
and yet it still made everything else on TV since the 21st century began look like infantile amateur garbage lol

>>218172607
pretty sure we were meant to get a solo cooper film and a solo bowie film (and i've read a solo audrey film too, which if true I expect was what became mulholland drive)

david lynch deserved better, fuck hollywood

>>218172641
>and yet it still made everything else on TV since the 21st century began look like infantile amateur garbage lol
it was indulgent, asinine, amatuerish horseshit, objectively

>>218172592
He was going to be the Sheriff. They replaced his role with Robert Forrester

>>218172702
it was indulgent but no more than any of the other crap on television, at least when lynch does it it's interesting

>>218172726
no shit dumfuck and what exactly would he be doing for th 18 episode run?
none of the characters had archs, storylines, or ANYTHING INTERESTING THAT MOVED THE STORY FORWARD AT ALL outside of david lynch, bad coop or retard-coop

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>>218172702
those are all emotional outbursts and not critical arguments.
You didn't like something.
Congratulations!
Your trophy is in the mail.

>>218172745
it looked and felt like a student film tier production
it was trash, and NOT on purpose
if you read about the production or dealings with showtime at all, it becomes very fucking clear lynch was well passed his prime, and leaning into his worst instincts with nobody around him to be the voice of reason that he's had on previous productions

>>218172773
no they were pretty on the mark, you projecting lightweight
>retard cooper was funny haha you wouldn't get it bathroom jokes haha this is a masterpiece
that's how you sound dipshit, you're not a brilliant film critique you're likely just a big fat moron fanboy

plebs still whining about the return almost a decade later, incredible

>>218172765
I see an arch where Ontkean's Sheriff Truman been still looking for Josie. I wonder if that weird Asian lady in season 3 was originally Josie story

>>218172810
>if you read about the production or dealings with showtime at all, it becomes very fucking clear lynch was well passed his prime, and leaning into his worst instincts with nobody around him to be the voice of reason that he's had on previous productions
yeah it did feel star wars sequels desu
like wtf why are they doing this to all these beloved characters, it was mean spirited af

>>218171763
the most kino thing to ever air on television

>>218172850
yeah that tends to happen when something sucks, dipshit

>>218172862
I've never seen anyone who says this back it up with anything outside of buzzword jargon redddit general consensus parroted horseshit

>>218172885
LYNCHED

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ITT

SHADOW

TAKE ME DOWN WITH YOU

>>218172061
It's still very much Twin Peaks. It's not really done in the same soap way, but the comedy and character bits still directly feel like Twin Peaks

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>>218171763
it's a visual disquisition on the overlap between the black lives matter movement and transcendental meditation economics, obviously.

https://rumble.com/vfgmtx-lunch-before-the-storm-yogi-banana-remaster.html?e9s=src_v1_cbl%2Csrc_v1_ucp_v

>>218172351
I'm glad somebody screencapped this, I was laughing my ass off when I read it yesterday

I swear this exact anon was whining this morning. Lowercase typing whining faggot who thought S2 was peak lol

Interpretation is up to the viewer, for me.. it was about the struggle of the human consciousness

>>218173102
S2 finale was peak to be fair, television will never top it

>>218172061
If you just stay open minded and just enjoy the ride, I think you'll love it. It really is utterly unique. Twin Peaks was my favorite show, but The Return surpassed it. The vibe is closer to Fire Walk With Me than to the series, so if you enjoyed FWWM (and Lynch's other movies) you should enjoy it.

>>218172322
>literally literally literally
You are mentally retarded, and therefore your opinion is of no value to me.

>>218173132
I genuinely remember watching it for the first time and just sitting in my room for a while going 'What?'
And all I could think to do was make a thread on /tv/ asking people what I thought of it. And the overwhelming consensus being everyone wishing they could watch it for the first time again.
ANNNNDDDD I'LLLL SEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUU
https://youtu.be/XExhIzKEJyo?si=wycxbHa2dolM430P

>>218171763
Cooper returning for 1.5 episodes was gay subverting expectations hack shit.
I love lynch but the end feels extraordinarily rushed compared to the rest of the season

>>218173215
watching that in the 90s on TV must have been insane, i'm glad i got to watch it in HD though

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>>218172061
>LET'S ROCK

>>218173226
The ending is devastating

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>>218172463
>Got a light?
>What did he mean by this?

Bad guys and spiritually unclean places are British. Anyone with floral shirts is suspect. Plaid indicates spiritual beings as well. Dick's probably Wally Brando's biological father.

>>218173246
I can't even imagine watching it as it debuted.
I was alive when twin peaks was on, and I was vaguely aware it was a show on tv adults talked about until they didn't.
And growing up I had a weird relationship with Lynch. I saw lost highway when I was maybe 14, and I watched it because the warnings on HBO said 'nudity.'
And I remember being so fucking confused and annoyed by the movie, but it was stuck in my head forever. Every couple of years I would try to rewatch it and see if maybe it finally made any sense to me.
Wasn't until I was a lot older that I could really watch and appreciate a lynch movie. Lost Highway still confuses and annoys me, but I can appreciate it a lot more.

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>>218172910
>SHE'S SICK!
>SHE HAS TO SEE HER UNCLE!?
Bob's your Uncle.

There's the flower shirt motif again. Didn't catch it at the time.

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>oh mr jeffries the shit it come out of my ass
what did he mean by this

>>218172351
Mad lad

>>218173351
i remember complaining about mulholland drive when i first watched it, i thought it was just nonsense, weirdly i loved eraserhead on my first watch and i think i watched that prior to MD.
lynch is a massive filter until he isn't

>>218173480
I think you just need to find your own primer.
If you turn on one of his movies expecting a nice linear plot that makes total sense forwards and backwards, you're going to be confused.
But if you can look at it as film-as-dream, or the surrealism.

>>218173378
he shit himself - he is scared

>>218173480
none of his work is hard to grasp, its all very linear and straighforward
s3 was a disaster on a technical level, nevermind the creative fautls

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>>218173555
yep, there are lots of films that try and do it but i don't think any come close to capturing the very important emotional aspect that lynch did

talking about this made me remember pic related, worth a try if you like this kind of thing

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>>218173664
Black moon is pretty good, its like a fucking fever dream. Its a louis malle film, so the underage protagonist does eventually get her tits out.

>>218173892
surprisingly never heard of this one, bookmarked it

>>218173933
It was hard to find for a while, but criterion re-released it a few years ago.
I think the tagline I remember seeing was "A post apocalyptic alice in wonderland" which isn't really a good fit.

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>>218172292
ill give it a shot. basically it was kino because it was edgelordesque anti-kino
bringing back the coop we all know right away would've been too easy
big bro knew your expectations and mirrored them into a warped mockery. people like coop because he's a goodhearted sweetie? well here's ONLY that part of him, effectively turning him into a garden variety retard. but he's a retard with great intuition. which is a cool comment in itself, it's like lynch always goes on about, the childishness of art and creation, finding the big fish. obviously plot wise dougie was incomplete because wasn't brought back correctly. but it was a perfect melding of form, function and troll

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>>218174670
if lynch actually said that about AI that's genuinely amazing, more people being able to put their imagination "to paper" isn't a bad thing, even if it will produce a lot of garbage

>>218171914
Based as fuck image.

>>218172053
>but it looks like shit.
It was meant to look bad on purpose you just don't get it lynched lol

>>218171914
accurate

>>218171763
S3?
total abomination

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>>218175956
Frosted

I felt the beginning of season 1 was ass but got better as it went along to the point of being great when everyone's stories were being told. Season 2 continued this and it was great until the finale. Season 3 was hot garbage all the way through and I had a genuinely bad time watching it as they decided to do nothing that was carrying season 1 and 2. The character drama was great. Whatever season 3 was completely shit the bed in that regard. I do not idolize anyone for being weird or doing something different so I'm neutral on david lynch.

The American Odyssey

>>218171763
I've never ever watched Twin Peaks because every single person that has recommended them has been extremely douchey. I don't believe it can be good.
A fan of it criticized Star Wars 1977 and The Matrix (1999), so yeah, I'm justified.

Only 13 hours and 17 minutes left

>>218172061
You're "aware" of nothing, and the less "aware" you are, the better off you'll be. Good luck.

>>218172351
Holy fuck...

>>218177478
literally me

>>218177339
Have you ever met a douchey person who didn't recommend it? In fact, isn't it true that you've met far more douchey people who did not recommend Twin peaks to you, than douchey people who have?

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peak lynch obviously

>>218171763
Idk honestly. I find it genuinely perplexing as a work because it seems to effortlessly combine the aesthetic sensibilities of Neil Breen with moments of genuine artfulness and sensitivity, and kind of even flow between the two in individual scenes. I cant help but feel it must be intentional, I cant make sense of it otherwise unless Lunch has a retarded twin that he got to direct every other scene with him. My favorite moment in the show is the scene right after the cherry pie scene, where Dougie is sitting at the restaurant and you get this intense feeling of nostalgia.

>>218171763
Dougie Jones

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>>218172053
>but it looks like shit.
We know where the budget went.

>>218172244
So was the log lady and like half of the cast, many of which passed soon after.

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I said, the REAL season 3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAxNvhN7UUE

>>218174715
Oh no, Indians are here.

>>218171763
im not rewatching it fuck off with these spam thread lmoa

>>218172463
He didn't have a lighter for his cigarette. Was hoping someone else did.

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>>218178270
>No, it's Lynch who is indian

>>218172244
the OCP guy from Robocop is dead?

>>218172061
watch the comaland miniseries cut of fire walk with me before season 3

It's amazing, and the last genuine piece of art to grace television. The fact that he dedicated 10 minutes to an atomic bomb going off and literally filtered half the audience with it was unlike anything else.

>>218172251
>he didn't watch the 4 part fwwm fanedit miniseries

>>218179166
>fanedit
into the trash it goes

>>218171763
A fucking masterpiece

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>>218178984
Sadly that was the only good episode of the dumpster fire.

>>218179209
it's made by a professional hollywood editor

pure kino

I thought the show was poisoned by snark and failed to create anything particularly interesting.

i watched it once and I remember the sex scene in the first episode which had a nice b-movie sci fi feel to it overall, the quality nuke episode even though it felt retro in a bad way, relationship between mclachlan and watts which is like a throwback to some lynch movie video works, the belushi arc, the dark cooper arc, the final rugpull... i mean it was ok but it failed to capture a sense of place.

OP give two rides

>>218179209
you're missing out

>>218180220
kek

my impression of the final season and david lynch was, "im gonna shove in every experimental trick into this before i fucking die in a week". it felt really spiteful at times too. like he both wants to please the audience and spit in their face at the same time.

>>218171763
It's, for once in the history of TV revivals, an actual sequel to the show from 20 years prior and not a shallow repeat.


The world of Twin Peaks dramatically shifted at the end of the original run to the Black Lodge's side, and this show and the movie are the result.

in all honesty now what was the deal with audrey in season 3?
and what hairless cancer dude, who the fuck was that?

>>218178527
It must really burn, the fact that despite his comments, he never produced a single image using your favorite slop.

The glove shit was retarded

>>218178102
Fuck this episode in particular. What a waste of goddamn time.

>>218171763
It’s called art.

>>218182908
Nah, fuck you. You don't deserve an episode this good.

>>218172773
Pwnd!

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>>218172810
Plebs like you can never understand what true kino really is.

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>>218183093
>don't like garbage?

>>218182896
Yeah. Indefensible.

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I love her so much.

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What the fuck was his problem?

>>218171881
spbp

>>218183259
Digimon-ass evolution line

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>>218171914
kek

>>218183259
Chat shit get stick[ed]

>>218177339
>A fan of it criticized Star Wars 1977
so crash your car into a tree

>>218171763
I've come to the view that s3 = kino were it essentially its own thing, but it's a followup to a show that Lynch didn't get to go full lynch on and became beloved and iconic in its own right. So he did a full lynch followup to a non-full lynch property. It's therefore totally understandable to have very mixed and meh feelings on it, as I do

>>218171763
KINO

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>>218174715
im spooped

>>218171763
No one really likes it just like all of Lynch's productions, they just pretend to to seem edgy and intelligent.

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>>218174715
What would Lynch think about this?

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>>218184494

>>218184521
lmao

>>218171914
and the first

>>218173375
Heather Graham is best girl.

>>218172885
We watched it and we had fun.

>>218184810
Evil trash is not fun
Kill yourself

>>218178778
>>218179166
You got a link for this? I was searching for it after I finished the original show (local movie theater's been running the series) and I couldn't find it

>>218182307
Evil Coop raped her and she's been living in a delusional state ever since, at least that's what the book goes with

>>218184965
>>218184984
Kill yourself

>>218184994
But why

>>218171763
Weird for the sake of being weird because David Lynch was a hack. People who like his shit are either weirdos or pretentious psueds who want to say "Oh, I get it."

>>218184895
behave

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>>218185005
the irony

>>218185038
i look like that and say that

>>218185005
>Weird for the sake of being weird
What? There's nothing "weird" about it. It's very straightforward
It's just shit

>>218185106
>There's nothing "weird" about it.
imagine being such an asshurt contrarian you will act like lynch is mundane

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Literally me.

>>218185127
is he ok??

>>218185409
He just watched Lost Highway on his smartphone.

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Yrev very good to see you again, /tv/.

>>218185501
kyle maclachan did such a good job with that character

do wish we got to see him act a bit more unhinged like at the end of the S2 finale though

>>218172061
I watched the first 40 minutes of the first episode, and got interrupted by something and paused it.
the cops in South Dakota are trying to get in that apartment because there's probably a dead body in there. I don't know how or if this connects to anything but I'm enjoying this goofiness.
this is basically what I expected from clips I've seen and what I've read
It's disappointing how sterile it all looks, but I already knew that from clips I've seen
even if I don't end up enjoying much I can power through all this
Ben and Jerry's scene felt kinda like their scenes in the original run, but with how it's shot and how it sounds, it seems like we're seeing these two guys for real as opposed to TV character versions of them. Ditto for Jacoby. It seemed like we were getting a peak at him just being a guy.
Lucy on the other hand still has that heightened magic shining through the otherwise dry presentation.

>>218171763
Kino of the highest degree

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>218185537
Lucy has always been the heart of TP

>>218185643
well she ain't the brain

>>218184984
Isn't Charlie in a photo with Mr. C in one of the first episodes? Pretty sure he kept her in the nightmare delusion so he could keep track of the spare(Richard). He's one of Mr. C's henchmen.

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>>218184984
I didn't pick up on that

>>218185501
>>218185537
>>218185633
>>218185643
Kill yourself

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>>218186393
Don't be evil.

You got L Y N C H E D

>>218186393
It is happening again.

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>>218186558

>>218186066
kek

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>>218186558
>>218186578
I'm so sorry

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>>218171763
OP, YOU WERE A CONFUSED AND WILD THING SOMETIMES.

>>218186678
>Television is chewing gum for the eyes

THAT GUM YOU LIKE IS COMING BACK IN STYLE

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>>218186708
I loved this character, it was so goofy.

>>218186708
FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE!

>>218185526

Kyle McLachlan played six variations of Cooper in S3:

- Evil Coop
- Original Dougie
- Retarded Coop Dougie
- Actual Coop
- Actual Coop's Tulpa
- "Richard" Coop

All recognisably slightly different. Pretty impressive.

The show is a masterpiece by the way. I cannot believe it even exists.

>>218171763
I thought this show would be a cool mysery drama with beautiful cinematography and music but it turns out it's like a paranormal arthouse flick with a demon possessing the killer or some shit and i'm like naahhh fuck this i'm out. TV show made for guys who wear 5 panel hats and carhart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XExhIzKEJyo

Kino.

>>218186766
When is he Co-op's Tulpa?

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>>218182862
reach, nice goalpost reset attempt though. he supported ai "as a tool for creativity" and remastered IE with AI as part of his official canon forever, slobbering all over how amazing the tech was. what more do you need, his personal ai gooning collection too?

>>218186766
The fact that they played the whole season without background music and then it all suddenly comes back when coop reawakens after the coma was such a cathartic moment.

I agree with the theory that after saving Diane from the black lodge and defeating Bob in the orb, the real coop went back to Janey-E and Sonny Jim, and the cooper that warped to the alternate timeline where Laura Palmer never died through mile 430 was a tulpa. The tulpa doesn't get excited over coffee and shoots cowboys over harassing a waitress, among other giveaways.

>>218186814
read my post
>>218186841

>>218186841
okay, now I remember that there were two coops in the end. I still think that the guy who went back to his family is the tulpa, and the real coop went through mile 430, but his ritual with diane changed him into richard, who does not behave like the original coop

>>218178183
based

>>218172463
>Got a light
The quakers believe in this concept of the "inner light". I think it was making an allusion to that.

>>218187107
I'm with you. While it's nice to imagine Coop having a happy ending, that's literally what a tulpa is for. It makes more sense for him to keep falling in deeper.

>>218187370
Twin Peaks is generally about demons. They use the light that humans bring to manifest themselves.

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>>218172463
el-ec-tri-ci-ty

>>218187676
This, it's literally Fire Walk With Me v2

>>218179343

Bong-Ex Machina

..ffs....that was the worse thing about the entire show.

All the problems that Bob caused, and it's instantly solved by a random nobody S3 character getting the all powerful dishwasher glove of destiny to defeat the source of all evil in Twin Peaks.... fuck you Lynch, horrible

Couldn't give the dishwasher power glove to Cooper? Y'know, the main character the entire franchise?

>>218187831
I liked the green fist. The Green Fist sounds like Lynch feeding the fans what they wanted to see, and then the next episode seems like the ending he actually wanted to write.

>>218183158
She was 17 years and 6 months old you SICK FUCK!

>>218187868
SHE WAS ONLY 17 YEARS, 11 MONTHS, 29 DAYS, 23 HOURS, 59 MINUTES and 59 SECONDS OLD YOU SICK FUCK!

>>218187867
But why did it have to be a chav
>u wot bruv, I’ll proper deck ya in the gob, swear down m8

>>218183259
The midget from the original seasons, started making MeToo accusations against Lynch... did stick, but that's why Lynched turned "the arm" into that alien 'tree-thing'.

>>218172351
>>218172381
sadly, some compromise crept into Lynchs script.
the lady that evil coop/Audrey's son beat up was supposed to be Audrey. Fenn read the script and diddnt like it, refused to do it.
Lynch had to change that scene and make up some other scenes for Fenn.
thats why they dont have anything to do with the story and feel like pointless filler.

>>218187867
whats with all you s3 apologists contantly taking joy in the misguided thought that lynch is intentionally fuckig with 'fans' of the show
first of all its not true, but if it was, wouldn't that just be ugly and spitedul in the EXACT same way that the last jedi was?
I don't get you people, it's sadistic, not fun or entertaining and you're just ghouls for constantly pointing out how bad the show is on purpose and here's why thats a good thing
it sucks, plain and simple, its bad because it's technically VERY poor filmmaking and there was NOTHING that went over my head, in fact it was all pretty obvious and dull

>>218188750
pretty much this
I love most of his stuff, the weird shit is cool and enjoayble but something about s3 (everything) felt off in a bad way, not in an intentional way
the editing especially was just awful and nothing flowed or felt good, it takes you out of the show actively and constantly by drawing attention to itself

>>218184521
He would probably say "GOOD MORNING, SAR" in a thick Indian accent and laugh at you. Basically the same response you always get.

>>218188750
>first of all its not true
yuh huh
>if it was, wouldn't that just be ugly and spitedul in the EXACT same way that the last jedi was?
what show were you watching in s1-s2 that made you think anything else would be expected?
I expected subversion
didn't expect quite so much or for some of it to be so dumb, sure >>218179343 but I still expected it
there's nothing un-Lynchian or not-Twin Peaks like about s3, it's on par with the rest of the show far as everything but how comparatively slick it looked film tech and effects wise

damn shame the original sheriff couldn't do it, but aside from that

>>218188750
I loved it personally.

>>218188863
>what show were you watching in s1-s2 that made you think anything else would be expected?
>I expected subversion
s1/2 are incredbily straight forward, soapy and not subversive at all wtf
I think midwits like you get hung up on viewing lynch as some 5d chess master who's always layering in these deep profound meanings that simply aren't there
he makes simple films, with absractions, that he really isn't even sure their meaning, it's all for fun
there's nothing fun about s3 unless you're some kind of overthinking redddit sperg midwit
THAT is the kind of person lynch is making fun of
there's no meaning, it's just him fucking around, sometimes that works and we get entertaining gold and sometimes it's just bad and we get s3 or inland empire
>>218189002
name 3 reasons

>>218172292
Dougies the unstoppable hero. He cant fail no matter what he does. This is the antithesis of the unstoppable villain, a common trope in Lynch’s filmography.

>>218189036
>Dougies the unstoppable hero
he was an unwatchable obnoxious buzzkill

>>218189002
I hated it professionally

>>218189063
why, explain
on a technical level the filmmaking is atrocious

>>218189033
>s1/2 are incredbily straight forward, soapy
go watch that s2 premiere again that's just an hour of Lynch straight fucking with and subverting Cooper getting shot and get back to me
>midwits like you get hung up on viewing lynch as some 5d chess master who's always layering in these deep profound meanings that simply aren't there
lol, of course he's not, sometimes there's depth there but sometimes he's just fucking with people because he knows people expect all this depth there
I don't take Lynch as seriously as your strawman

>>218189056
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>218185526
He does a good job with every character, he's a doll.

my favorite piece of media of all time i will never forget watching it for the first time

>>218187831

>of

Did you really take the scenes of an English chav punching BOB to death with his gloved super-fist at face value?

Didn't the subsequent scenes with Cooper's face superimposed over the clock recontextualise what you just saw?

>>218189083
It's just misery porn for midwits.

>>218172053
>but it looks like shit.
Some of looks pretty flat, but Return is often breathtaking when Lynch gets more experimental

Also like another anon mentioned I think to some extent it was intentional, the USA of 2017 was a much uglier place than 1990

>>218189139
>I don't take Lynch as seriously as your strawman
yet youre yapping about how cool it is being anti-film subversion
A. youre wrong B. that's bad entertainment, and not enjoyable to anyone but the most pretentious midwits
all I wanted from s3 was a good story, good writing, and good character arcs
not once did it accomplish any of that in its entire 18 hour run time
that's not subversion, it's a shitty waste of time, just like the last jedi
my expectations of enjoying myself with interesting characters and a story worth watch were certainly subverted however

>>218189215
yeah honestly that was my read as well
like wtf was lynchs problem

>>218189230
>yet youre yapping about how cool it is being anti-film subversion
wtf does "anti-film" even mean?
>all I wanted from s3 was a good story, good writing, and good character arcs
again I don't think we were watching the same show in s1/2, think you got filtered
>that's not subversion
no subversion would have been exactly what you're saying you wanted, that would have been a subversion of what the rest of the show was
I'm doubting now you've even watched it since s2 became nearly straight fucking camp at points

>>218189216
>Some of looks pretty flat,
no it all looks sub-film student tier
the color grading is nightmarish with all kinds of technical issues, its UGLY and not in an intentional way, its amateurish

>>218189216

>Return is often breathtaking when Lynch gets more experimental

It's breathtaking when it's not experimental, as well. The scene with Dougie (Mr. Jackpots) arriving in the casino amidst the slot machines surrounded by light and noise is extraordinary kino, the colour photography is incredible. It's hyperreality in the Baudrillardian sense but also in a much simpler sense in that after 25 years in extra dimensional purgatory, Coop is overwhelmed by the sights and sensations of the real world, it's like a condensed overdose of reality. god DAMN twin peaks is good.

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>this nigger really thinks s2 was "serious"
>he doesn't even know about whatsherface pretending to be dead and coming back "in disguise" as a fucking chink for this long stretch

>>218171763
david lynch's final pseud nuke to astonish the masses of midwits

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ITT: People who are under a lot of stress

if you couldn't see the shit eating grin Lynch was poker faced suppressing whenever anyone asked if there was any satire in Twin Peaks and he said "no, none", I don't even know what to say

>>218172773
go back.

>"I read a synopsis of the show and angrily misinterpret everything, the replies I get correcting me count as trolling somehow"
literally how