>This match will determine once and for all which nation is the greatest of all - Mexico or Portugal!
>>218171928this clip made me think mexico was really good at soccer but i guess they've only got as far as the quarter finals twice in 60 years
>>218172404what sport are mexicans good at?
>>218172456Boxing?
PIZZOZA
>>218172456Baseball. "Chinese Teipei" has risen in the ranks due to a bunch of Asian matches, but they got clobbered at the World Baseball Classic 2023. They're gonna get hammered again and sink in the ranks, and Team Mexico is gonna rise up.
>>218172456King of Fighters
>>218172651What the hell, why aren't Americans #1 in baseball?
>>218172456Reminder that professional boxing, wrestling, baseball, and basketball were all created by Mexicans.
>>218172456Cross country
>>218174325>Anon suddenly awakens from his 5 year coma
>>218172669>Strikes fear in the hearts of la raza
>>218174325Japan is even more obsessed with baseball than Americans. Like, picture the nationwide obsession with baseball that was a thing in the 40s and 50s in America and that’s how it is to this day over there. The players are also just really good, American teams will have guys from Japan
>>218174404We wuz sportsball o algo
>>218172456Men’s Ballet Figure skating
>>218174760>gets you cartel'ed faster than nuking El Chapo in a Sunday in your path
I'm not going lie and say I watched a lot of non-English football back then, but I don't remember many teams playing possession based football back then so the gag in this bit about passing back to centre never really worked for me.
>>218174404boxing has been around since ancient Greece, so has wrestling
>>218174757Did American send their best though? Where was LeBron And Jokic? Where's Mahones and Brady?
I once looked up this clip on youtube for the soccer riot, maybe 15 years ago. The comment section was a giant flame war over the Mexico/Portugal thing. It was pretty funny. Probably long gone by now.
>>218171928For me, it's Arriaga II.
>>218172456luchador wrestling
>>218172456Cheap manual labor and cheap hookers
>Mexico even close to a finalThat's how you know Americans made this
>>218174325Yes, Japan has made a lot of strides but the real answer is that a lot of our top guys did not play in the WBC last time. This time, they are playing though.It'll still be tough though because Japan, while largely having inferior players and less depth, still has Ohtani and some good pitchers and most of all: they play as a team. Total anime shit.
>>218174404retard moron idiot
>>218178584Aruglia mogs him so bad
>>218172456brapping
>>218172456>what sport are mexicans good at?lucha libre
>>218172456taco supreme
>>218171928> didnt even include the cliphttps://youtu.be/rJu2qSJ9zno
>>218172404the joke is that soccer is played by completely irrelevant nations and it’s absurd to think that Mexico or Portugal could be the “greatest” in anything
>>218172404Better than the usa
>>218171928Kind of a rightwing take, if I may. This reminds me of Yes, Minister, a sstirical show written by one rightwinger and ine leftwinger. I mean specifically the "mexico vs.portugal" joke, implying that they are irrelavant countries. It's not like the usa is a country full of winners.
>>218179751Soccer is played by every single nation in the world
>>218175496Italians did, and theirs was the top league back then.
>>218180289yes…but play seriously?
>>218174404We wuz tier retardation but indulging your fantasy: if they created them then why aren't they any good at them?
>>218171928can center hold it?
>>218174404We wuz sports creators and mierda
>>218174325Does America's top MLB players even play in the tournaments required for world ranking points?
>>218172456El beisbol... El boxingo... El horses... El diabetes...
>>218179290I always confuse those two like Ronaldo and Rolando
>>218182041Ronaldo?!
>>218175496Those of us who grew up in the US, the target demographic of this joke, couldn't tell you the difference between... two things unique to soccer. The joke is that is how we view soccer.
>>218178609>>218179545OLÉ! OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ!
>>218182616Shit, forgot image.
>>218171928Greatest at what, eating beans and being poor?
>>218174842Mexico didn't have a single skater in the winter Olympics
>>218180449The reason Americans think football is a snooze fest is because those fuckers
>>218172456Chopping heads with dull blades
>>218182644Nah, calcio was great until around 2010 and the last Inter's UCL title.
>>218178626Are there any light skinned mexicanas? Those brown ones are doing nothing for me.
>>218171928
>>218182684Unironically they're the only ones who don't illegal come to the US. They're usually wealthy descendants of the mostly Spanish ruling class.
>>218174760
>>218172456World champion cock fighters
>>218182831>offline character ban on an arcadeYou know failing to comply ends with your name in a narcomanta and your head in blogdelnarco.
>>218181645Like all europe southamerica africa.Thats 70% of the world.Only chinks indians mexicans negrocaribeans and anglo-americans sucks.Nobody plays nba outside usa, some shitholes in greece or slavs countrys
