Just go to a brothel
>>218172147not watched the movie huh
did she really gangbang those dudes on the boat?
>>218172172sexually transmitted demon that stalks and kills the victim, pass it on of course, pass it onto someone who will pass it on
>>218172242just the black one
>oh no, how can I get laid in time?
>>218172147There’d be no telling when the demon had killed everyone else and was coming for you again. The only way to sleep easy would be to fly back and forth to Asia, always banging a prostitute shorty after landing but I assume it doesn’t work if you wear a condom.
>tfw i'd never have to worry about dying in this film
>>218172147throwback to my 2014 tinder gf melissa who said shed never watch a movie about rape from a male director. and made a fuss over me holding the door open for her, and got into a whole big fight over how pinkerton was le offensive to asian women or something and how i should read bell hooks to understand feminism, and how she didn't feel like a girl (very clearly was) and acted unimpressed when I said 'yea sure, youre a lizard'this was pre-decades of gender war discourse, i know this all seems a bit tired but it was a thing at the time wonder if shes still yapping about all that shit now a decade later or has grown past it. or maybe she went full troon who even knows, i dont wanna look
>>218174005>There’d be no telling when the demon had killed everyone else and was coming for you again.Just have sex every day
Does it stack up?Like, if you fuck 100 guys in a row, does it have to kill all 100 guys first? Or just the 1st one you fucked, and the other 99 have nothing to worry about?
>>218172147I'm amazed that the guy who made this movie somehow didn't end-up working on capeshit/star wars slop full-time as interesting filmmakers in America often do.
>>218174188Only the first.
>>218174188It fully transfers. Only the first you fucked after contracting it will be stalked.
The actual solution is to find an escort booked with some rich asshole who is constantly flying all over the world and bang her before him.
>>218174189He ended up doing fuck-all instead. What a waste.
>>218174485Under the Silver Lake is great
>>218174005It has to kill everyone that had sex after you in the chain.If you go to a brothel and the whore only sees two people every day that's still going to be a lot of people ahead of line of you.Simplest way to make yourself as safe as possible:>Go to Australia>Go to five brothels in Sydney, have a threesome each time>Go to the Netherlands>Go to five brothels in Amsterdam, have a threesome each time>Go back to Australia>Go to five brothels in Melbourne, have a threesome each time>Go homeEasy, legal sex with minimal chance of STDs (the legal brothels require very regular checks, and even if somehow every hooker you bang has AIDS and you do it raw, you're still unlikely to contract HIV)It won't even be all that expensive, maybe 10k all-up which is a pretty good price to avoid death
>>218172147Doesn’t the mom in this movie mount her own son?
>>2181745042018 was fifteen years ago.
>>218172147Yeah I'd say the best thing to do is just visit a brothel every weekend You'll always be looking over your shoulder though, hard way to live
>>218172147Brothel would buy you what? A day or two? Unsuspecting people would die almost immediately.
>>218174539He's releasing a new movie THIS YEAR
>>218172147>it kills prostitute and follows you againwas getting caught part of your master plan?
Does it work on animals?You could just fuck rabbit or something
>Organize an orgy with 100 persons>Be the first one to have sex>Leave
>>218174010She sounded absolutely insufferable.
>>218174513Doesn't the curse pass on after your first fuck? As in all the ones after it mean nothing as long as the girl you banged is still alive? The chain only gets added onto after the girl you see bangs someone else right
>>218174554Genuinely didn't know that, looking forward to it. Last time I've heard about him he was in talks to start shooting an It Follows sequel and the whole thing seemed to be on a straight path to remain in limbo.Still, one film in eight years is a bit slow for a guy with his talents.
>>218174575Just organize a 100 man chuchu train where u all have ur dicks up each other's buttsOnce they've all gone their separate ways it would take ages to catch up to you
Some kino footography
>>218174513Everything you do after the first fuck in sydney is kind of pointless
>>218174513>If you go to a brothel and the whore only sees two people every day that's still going to be a lot of people ahead of line of you.It would just be 2. The first person the whore has sex with after you will get the curse, then it's up that person to spread it further. The whore is clean for the time being so it doesn't matter who she sleeps with after that. You'd basically need to travel somewhere far away, sleep with someone, keep track on them, wait till they die, then travel somewhere far again and repeat.
>>218174654Spending a week having threesomes in Europe might seem like a bit of an overkill but I think it's better to be safe than sorry.
If I were an attractive girl, I would use this as some sort of bizarro Death Note. I'd have sex with powerful people who I think are making the world a worse place and after I hear of their deaths, I'd go for my next target.
>>2181740102014 was the year it started.
Why would you try to avoid it follows?
>>218174716It would be extremely painful
The curse is on a single person at a single time. So sleeping with a shitload of people doesn't matter because once you fuck that first person it's on them now. What you need to do is create a daisy chain of people that are constantly travelling and constantly fucking people. So the monsters travel time would give you a huge buffer. Maybe rich socialites or famous people that live life on an endless vacation who are fucking the same type of people? Best bet is to record it, become famous for proving the supernatural exist, then use that money to fund your constant travels, but then the government would probably end up kidnapping me to study it and i'd die anyway.
>>218174692it wouldnt make you any safer.
>>218174781Record what?
>>218174599He just wants an excuse to fly all over the world fucking prostitutes
I liked this movie but it's maybe not as good as I first thought it was. Still a fun simple concept.
>>218174697cool it with the anti-semitism
>people having a hard time understanding the very simple and straight forward rules of this movie
>>218174835I understood that reference
>>218174669No, the movie says>Curse is on hooker>hooker fucks Guy 1, Guy 2, Guy 3>curse needs to kill all three guys first>if Guy 2 banks hooker 2, curse needs to kill hooker 2 before it can kill Guy 2, before it can kill Guy 1It's not well thought out at all because it basically means just the one hooker is more than enough to keep you safe forever
>>218175123No. only one person has the curse at a given time and the "monster" only cares who currently has the curse. it is a direct chain. by the time the hooker fucked the first guy she passed on the curse and it doesnt matter what she does until this guy dies
Just change continents once a year, the demon will take a long ass time trying to get to you. Fuck somebody the day before leaving to feel even safer.
>>218172147>Just go to a brothelI lost my virginity to Airforce Amy at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch when I was 19. She was really nice and gave me a blowjob after I jizzed too fast doing her doggy style. But it felt humiliating to me and I never went back.
Just be a chud incel freak
>>218174707crack hit the streets and my hood got to poppin
>>218175336based odb enjoyer
Will it follow you everywhere in its slow pace or does it have secret powers to get to you no matter what? Would it just teleport across oceans or aboard the ISS?
>>218175248If the thing is smart enough to see through a trap in the swimming pool, it's smart enough to board planes.
>>218175432The thing didn't even think of getting in cars
>>218175307>airforce amyNeat. You're Eskimo bros with Eric the midget from the Howard Stern show (rip to Eric and the show)
Why not just fuck an animal from the ocean
>>218174810>Record what?the monster interacting with the world around him, throw a sheet on it, make it break shit, basically prove to the world 'ghosts' exist.
follows? who?
I live down the road from this place. Should I go and get a HJ?
>>218175123No, the movie says>Curse is on hooker>hooker fucks Guy 1, Guy 2, Guy 3>curse needs to kill all three guys first>if Guy 2 banks hooker 2, curse needs to kill hooker 2 before it can kill Guy 2, before it can kill Guy 1The movie never says that. If that was true than the original guy would keep trying to fuck new people to give himself more of a buffer, or tell the protagonist to do so.When the hooker fucks guy 1, the curse moves to him, it's his to spread now. The hooker can't pass it on any longer because it's moved on. Once guy 1 is killed the curse travels back to the hooker, and then she can spread it again, but before that she's free and clear to fuck whoever she wants. The curse is on a single person at a time.
Why do people think that the creature always exists in a fixed spot and slowly walks toward its target even if its thousands of miles away?It clearly follows the rules of a shitty horror video game, where after a predetermined or random amount of time it "spawns" in relatively close proximity to its target, then starts shufflingThe nigga rubberbandsIf you went to the space station you'd have the unpleasant experience of suddenly realizing it's on the other side of the space stationIt also evaporates completely when they shoot it at the end, while still implying that this didn't actually kill it at all
>>218175750>>218175123Yeah note that the hooker plan might work for a while but it will inevitably go to shit when it kills one of her clients then has a few hours where she's sleeping/taking a break from fucking guys and kills her tooThe chain is shorter than you'd think
>>218172147Does it work on gay sex? I'd download Grindr, go to San Francisco, and let some guys fuck my ass. It'll jump at least a 50 times while the demon walks over from Wisconsin. If it only works for straight sex I'd just accept a booty call from friend's BPD ex who sexts me sometimes and hope for the best. Really haven't clicked romantically with anyone lately so I guess I'd be doomed if that failed. >>218173958Did she get bogged? She was kinda qt in Longlegs but looked like a totally different woman.
>>218172147>Fly to Thailand>Bang go-go girl>Fly homeSafe for decades.
>>218175901Until it kills a guy who only occasionally fucks hookers and then kills the hooker before she has time to fuck another guy
>>218175876David Robert Mitchell is a cryptoconservative chud so he probably thinks that only straight sex counts.
>>218172147The hooker would only pass it to one guy, and a guy would have to repeat the cycle, which would not get very far anyways, best it would be to travel country to country, participating in orgies in all places.
>>218175876You can only pass it ONCE, the other 49 times would be for your own pleasure.
>>218175876>I'd download Grindr, go to San Francisco, and let some guys fuck my ass.It still follows, It's just aids this way
I just found this movie relentlessly bleak as a gril. The protagonist is a 18-19 year old community college student from the Midwest and she's marked for death because of a hookup with guy she isn't even in love with or even particularly lustful over, she's just hooking up out of sheer boredom. It reminds me you could literally die for accepting a date with a dude who turns out to be crazy or be spotted by a serial killer or hit by a bus while jogging etc. And the way her guy friends were so horny for her that they'd risk being killed by a demon for a crack at her made me realize my guy friends weren't actually friends.
>>218176055yoon bawn
>>218175988He's joking that the gay community would make it impossible, like the Boris hacking graphic from Goldeneye
>>218175911How's it going to walk to Thailand before she has a chance to fuck another guy?
>>218176055Maybe just stop being a whore?
>>218172147Is the tech level just horror movie surrealness or is there something to it? I read a theory the characters are basically in purgatory and that's why the parents and authorities are weirdly absent and the tech level is mixed. The neighbor guy has a 70's look, the boyfriend from the beginning looks like an early 2000's douchebag who likes Limp Bizkit, Jay and her sister are from the 90's hence stuff like the cordless phone, and the friend has that goofy late 2000's looking e-reader. Anyways, all that aside how did the boyfriend know all about how the demon worked if it kills off the victims pretty quickly. He doesn't seem smart enough to have occult knowledge.
>>218172172seems like it>>218174639finally someone who actually watched the movie
>>218176132The director commentary says that the whole movie is meant to evoke a dream or nightmare, all of the little details intentionally don't make sense to be disorienting (like how every TV is just playing Night of the Living Dead)
>>218174010>listens to weezer Maybe she didn’t want to be in a relationship with another woman.
Easy way to delay the It Follows curse is to jack off into a water bottle until it's full. Mix it with some to disguise the contents. Go to a busy swimming pool and discretely dump the contents underwater next to the circulator inlet. You now have sex with everyone in the pool. The monster will have to go through all of them before they get you.
>>218172147>>218173880It doesnt go to everyone that person fucks, just the next person down the chain, so>fuck a prostitute>prostitute gets it>prostitute fucks some john later maybe even that same day>that person gets it>MAYBE the john ends up fucking someone else before he gets got but if he doesnt there is an unknown window of time between the johns death and when it comes to get the prostitute where the prostitute MIGHT fuck someone else but since>neither of those two people on the chain know the rules so theyre not expecting it and will get killed pretty much immediatelySo you are, at most, delaying your time by two, maybe three whole people. The only real way to game it would be to fuck an active, professional porn star with multiple shoots in a short time span, because then you have people fucking people who also fuck lots of people, but ALSO do so on camera in front of others, so eventually one of them gets violently murdered by someone only they can see, in front of a bunch of people, possibly on video. If that doesn't get people investigating this thing and at least attempting to try to stop it I dont know what would.
>>218177592Then travel overseas and fuck a prostitute. Worst case scenario, you get a full year before it comes back to you. Best case scenario, the demon gets softlocked in the ocean or something
Fuck a different demon and watch them fight.
I would train my ki until I'm able to sense the demon's prescence, if not outright see it with my eyes. At that point I would challenge it to a sex battle
>>218175414It's a magic curse.
You have to weaponize its own rules against itRape the demon so it has to kill itself
>>218177706>Best case scenario, the demon gets softlocked in the ocean or somethingI didn't realize the demon was dracula
>>218178702I'm building a crew>Seeking capable grapplers to restrain a supernatural entity and a rapist experienced with penetrating struggling targets.>Safety not assured but everyone will get laid.
They were trying to get away from a supernatural killer, not see your mom at her job.
>>218174010My mega milker ex trooned out, cut her amazing tits off, and started calling herself Atlas after I dumped her. Bullet dodged. When she told me she was doing it in a text (first time we talked in like a year wtf) I asked her if that made me retroactively a homo because she supposedly was always a dude according to her and she called me a fascist and blocked me on everything. Lel.
Everyone in this thread is a retard. Here's how you actually beat the monster, assuming we get the same head start as the girl in the film.>Travel out of state ASAP>Get in contact with someone of authority, ideally FBI or CIA>Sleep with them >After you sleep with them, inform them of the monster and the rules, ideally record this moment. They probably won't believe you>Immediately travel to the other side of the world>Keep a line of contact with the glowie, if you can't contact them, wait and pay attention to the news>If glowie dies, immediately sleep with a hooker >Travel back home and meet with FBI/CIA. If they don't believe you, tell them about the hooker you slept with and wait for a bunch of victims to die in horrific ways>Show tape to glowies>Glowies will believe you after or they will at least monitor you>Once glowies understand the monster is real, they will do everything in their power to capture/kill it
The STD can get on planes. This is canon by the director. Otherwise it would just sink to the bottom of the ocean and never reach you.
>>218179252What will actually happen>you are assumed prime suspect in agent's death>locked in a cell waiting for grisly death
>>218179371Not if you are seen around the other side of the world, with a paper trail. Also, if you die, you die in custody by an invisible monster so everyone will be onto then.That is if they don't go investigating all the mutated victims that fucked the hooker.
>>218179087pics?
>>218178730I don’t know how it would cross oceans, but assuming it walks on the ocean floor, it would constantly have to switch directions to follow sex tourists as they travel round the world.
Went to high school with the Kelly actress. She was a massive stuck up cunt. Just in case you were interested
>>218179402With your given involvement in the circumstances of the death, they will 100% incarcerate you to compel you to confess details of how you did it.
The goal is to stop the monster. If it gets to that point, you inform them of the person who gave you the curse, you die horrifically and in an impossible way, then they go on to speak to the next person in line, who tells them the same story. At some point, they will believe what is happening and stop the monster
>>218179252Why do you need to make it so elaborate?The monster in this movie obeys physical rules. It's invisible to the target, but it is otherwise physically just a person.Literally just fucking get it to chase you into a police station and throw some paint on it.
>>218179599you could, but its more risky
>>218176055It's a metaphor for STDs.
>>218176055maybe don't sleep with strangers
>>218179087you are gay now
>>218179252lmao what are they going to do? why would they even believe you and how would they protect you? chances are they will suspect you of something, throw you in a cell and then you are fucked
>>218179599and then? shooting it doesnt stop it for long
>>218176055if people only hang out with you, because they think you eventually will have sex with them, thats 100% on you desu
>>218174513nah the rule is one after you, so you cant cheat your way. that is if you have a 3some one and only one counts its up to the deity which, then youre next
I think its hilarious that every single time this thread is made, and has been made for the past decade, that everyone trying to figure out how to beat this demon on its own terms instead of just turning to our lord Jesus Christ for help
>>218177706>Get on a plane>Flying over the Atlantic ocean>Demon appears on the fucking plane because it's a fucking demon>It fucks you to death
>>218182229There are stories of nurses telling dying people to call on Jesus all the while they're yelling for help as "their feet are on fire". Some people simply refuse to do so even if just to save themselves.
>>218182728There are stories of people with two foot cocks who shit gold.
>>218172147I'm a shut in nerd. Where would I find one.
>>218182970check the yellow pages
What if you suck your own dick
>>218172147I will be perfectly safe. I never had sex for the entire 33 years of my life. Nothing would follow me but my own regret.
I would never catch this demon but if I did I would gamble with its appearance until it looks great then throw myself at it... Sorry not sorry.
>>218175781To be fair the pool scene is really dumb and feels like something out of a Stephen King adapted story, and it's not conveyed well what happens when they shoot the thing in the head. The pool fills up with water, we get a zoom in, and then we cut to the main chick and her friend's brother about to fuck. The implication is that whatever they saw in the pool was enough for them to go >Alright, we have to transfer thisBut again it's not done clearly enough.
What if you hunt down every person before you that had the curse and kill them then you die. What then? Does the monster just choose a new victim or does it just go home or something?
OP is a faggot and never bothered even watching the movie he criticizes. Pathetic
>>218184758then you become the monster
>go to construction site>wait for brainless monster to walk towards you>stand behind a big pit of concrete Wow so hard.
>>218182728Is that what the AI slop vids on yt told you?
Luckily most of us in this thread would be safe and have no chance being this monsters target
do they ever clarify why you can't just fly to a different continent, wait a month, fly back, rinse and repeat?
>>218179252You're assuming the CIA didn't summon the demon in the first place retard.
>>218175781It feels like it just spawns closeby, but there is no actual evidence of it teleporting. What is stated in the movie is that it just walks anywhere after you. If the thing could teleport, the bitch would have had a lot less downtime between each chase.
