Why didn't Peter choose her? Is he retarded?
>>218173533peter has aversion to goblins
this is how I feel about Peter and Betty in the MCU
LOOK AT ME I'M RICH I HATE SPIDER-MANAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS
>Peter... I've got to tell you one last thing before I move on from this world>There are certain women out there who look white. And they will be friendly to you, all smiles, maybe even do something like give you cookies and milk. And you WILL be tempted.>But don't be fooled. They are SLAVS. You must not let our blood line be sullied by one like that. With great blood comes great responsibility, Peter.>Now Mary Jane... that is a real germanic beauty. Yes she may end up taking 10-inch cock from some gigachad astronaut but it doesn't matter, it's all about the legacy of your bloodline Peter. What the FUCK did Raimi mean by this?
>ywn marry a homely slavic plain janejdimsa
>>218173533He's very VERY retarded. And I should know because I'm a retard.
>>218173533Pretty sure he was infatuated with Mary Jane since they were kids. He figured she'd come around eventually. He didn't consider just giving up on her and finding another girl that liked him already. That blinded him to Ursula's love right in front of him
>>218173807>Peter puts on a black suit that makes him evil and brings out his most devlish impulses>instead of fucking the brains out of Ursula he just asks for cookies with nuts in themThis broke my immersion
>>218173533>this iiissss Running on Empty... food review!
>>218173868Peter is gay
>>218173533Avoid jewish women at all costs
>>218173533For me it's Betty Brant
>>218173889He fucking WRECKED Papa John's in his newest review. I have no idea how Papa John's is going to recover from this.
>>218173533A woman with pig tails is like a man who supports Canada - clearly mentally retarded.
>>218174086Pigtails can be hot, it all depends on the woman, since not everyone can actually look good with particular hairstyles
>>218173602uncle ben would never say that. he loved that vietnamese ladyboy in that fuckhut in Da Nang
>>218174116You don't know the deep lore. That tryst with the lady boy filled him with such shame and guilt that it catalyzed his path towards being a diehard nazi
she’s gross as fuck
>>218174466she was hot in the shield. nice flat tummy. olike shit now though
>>218173533Let's be reasonable and logical, and face up to facts, women aren't human; they're not even like monkey's or orangutans. Those muddle-headed, pea-brained, waste-your-money liberals might want to brainwash you into thinking that girls are good for something other than sucking cock, but you and I and every other sensible man knows better. These sluts were put on Earth to steal your money; be whining, complaining and arrogant; and to serve as reasonably comfortable holsters for your erections when one is aroused by the call of nature.First off, scientific research has it that women just aren't the same as men. They don't like things like cameras or computers or state-of-the-art stereos, simply because the higher centers of their brains aren't developed as well as a man's. Furthermore, according to a very fine article in The National Enquirer, it's been proven that women aren't as smart as men. It takes real guts to admit it, but women are mindless creatures... Don't let those detestable, ugly, disgusting, sour-pussed lesbian diesel-dyke Women's Libbers fool you, along with their cotillions of homo yes men. Women are most happy when they are serving their twin gods of Mammon and king cock.Men work hard, make money, grind the wheels of business, only to fall victim to early deaths dealt out by the insane caprices of vengeful sluts... they should be rounded up in a pen filled with pigs and forced to eat filthy offal, and maybe then they would appreciate a fine figure of a man who wants to own and take care of them, even if he is perhaps just a wee bit nervous and high-strung and suspicious of some people's motives.https://youtu.be/6LXTzWbDkTs!!!FACT!!!
>>218173602>What the FUCK did Raimi mean by this?He's always been a bit cryptic!!!FACT!!!
the actress's real name is something like vagina
>>218173533Girls that try too hard are not attractive.
>girl is kind to you once>hurr why didn't peter wife her on the spot???You can tell who is a low test incel by their take on Spider-Man 2
>>218173533 Spidey Vision allows him to see the future
>>218174741she was nice to him all the time
>>218173533Spider-Man could have snapped her like a twig!
>>218173533It’s the two moles on the left side of her face. I dated a cute girl with a great body but had a big mole above her lip and while she was sleeping next to me I would stare at it and how gnarley it was and wonder why she didn’t have it removed and how much worse it will look in 20 years so I dumped her.
>>218173533He had a cuck fetish with MJ
>>218174741>she was only kind to him once>its not logical to wife her after that>mj is a cunt to him many more times than once on many levels>it is logical to continually chase her insteadhe clearly could have, it wouldnt have been any more stupid or unfitting.youd have a point if we werent talking about peter in the movies
>>218175529MJ's a literal whore who leaves a man at the aisle. A fucking gigachad astronaut with 10" big inches of American Pride. If she'd do it to him she'll be taking four black dicks behind Peter's back.
>>218175617How should Peter solve this problem?
>>218174761
>>218173533didn't want his landlord to be his father in law
Loser can't get over the girl who took his virginity. Many such cases... haha....
>>218175647Stop simping for MJ.
>>218173533the had to nerf her with the wart because otherwise she'd be way more appealing than Mary Jane
Marginal Tivah is my waifu
>>218173868>her cookies>his nuts
>>218173533Very few things are harder to get over than the girl-next-door, first best friend just happens to be a cute girl, plus with huge daddy issues mixed in so you grow up always thinking about how you'll save her. I honestly think that the purpose of life is actually NOT to make the right choices, it's to understand why you made the wrong choices.
>>218173889
>>218174761When/how did they get gigantic. In Fargo she is a full on milkwife
>>218173533That's got to be one of the ugliest females I've ever seen. Of course he would pick MJ.
I'M PAYING RENT VIA YOUR DAUGHTER'S PUSSY, YOU SLAV FUCK
>>218173533Reminder the show "Hung" had the actress reprise this scene but erotic
>>218173533Look up what she looks like now, she got babushkafied at mach 10 wall-hitting speed. Slavettes do NOT age well, kek
>>218173533If someone is interested in you, you never want them. If someone isn't interested in you and pushing you away, you want them.Basic human instincts.
>>218173533You just watched the new episode of RLM and thought you’d start a stupid thread on every point Rich Evans made in the form of an open ended question we’re supposed to answer for you. Go fuck yourself, thats not how a fucking discussion works, you're worse than a bot.
>>218177886She cute. Would go camping with
>>218177664Peter should have put am egg sack full of spider babies inside her
>>218177968man, I see what you mean.now I want to go camping with her.in a better world, maybe pre-60s
>>218175762this. dont shit where you eat.>>218177968nigga thats Marty Feldman
>>218173602>p-peter, choose the office girl..
>>218173533>This is the girl next door I was telling you about
>>218173602>Slavs may have white skin but so do Jews. Slavs are Jews but more brutish and stupid, Peter. Bolshevism would have been impossible without hordes of subhuman Slavic footsoldiers to enforce it.
>>218173602>Raimi>early life
>>218179715Sam Raimi is indisputable proof that Jews are white.
>>218179738>Sam Raimi is indisputable proof that Jews are white.
>>218179738Based
>>218175617What world are people like you, living in?
>>218173533It should have been Betty
>>218180830Utter daily loneliness and misery, too cowardly and afraid to change. Misdirected resentment and burning impotent rage, pretty much.
>>218173889>>218177356>>218177640These can't be real
>>218173533He was a simp for MJ
>>218173533Imagine having a gf with jewish parents for fuck sake. I mean if you really want the money go ahead I guess but holy shit.Anyway her dad was just some scrub jew so it's a definite no.
>>218173533Because she's ugly as sin and poor.MJ is beautiful and his childhood waifu.I'm sick of this, there is no reason to date that uggo just because she baked him fucking cookies.
>>218181467He could have fucked and kept moving along.
Btw I am trans!!!FACT!!!
>>218173533Her tummy was always out. Cute
>>218173533>Is he retarded?yes
>>218180830Spider-Man 1 established it too, even before MJ left a man at the altar. https://youtu.be/jYL9aKsb4ro?si=6RgS1jQyug76pfTo&t=250
>>218181368It’s not. This is real, however.gofile.io/d/w6hsNr
>>218173574MCU peter fumbled Liz and Betty what an absolute retard
>>218173807Frankly i hate spiderman and other jew media for brainwashing little boys into being simps for their first crush instead of branching out. My first crush turned out to be a vile cunt and i regret ignoring other girls that liked me on the grounds of "she will come around". I wonder how many other boys it ruined with this faggot morality
>>218175759I was amazed when i saw her in civil war. I thought it was the lady from better call saul at first but she looked older, amd then i heard her voice. Would it surprise you to learn that despite looking younger than her, the better call saul lady is older than mjs actress? Thats how you know she was doing buttloads of cocaine in her 20s
>>218173533Imagine her climaxing face
Gen-Z Mary Jane would be an influencer whore getting ranthrough on tinder every night to deal with her "depression" and Peter would be the broccoli haired cuck supporting her through her "healing journey".
>>218179715Laura Harrier is so much hotter than Zendaya it's criminal that he didn't choose her
Sam Raimi fundamentally does not understand Spider-Man or Peter Parker. He views Peter as a character of persistent arrested development, whose mortality was pure before the spider bite, tempted by the prospect of great power, but overcoming this adversity to return to a still child-like innocence. Hence, Peter still views MJ, his childhood crush, as something worth pursuing only because he wanted it when he was younger, and seems unable to really reckon with what he wants out of a relationship. Thinking that abstractly about what he values in a partner may lead him away from MJ, so he never even considered the notion. The thought of dating his landlord’s daughter doesn’t even occur to him. Basically, Raimi’s Peter Parker is a certified manchild. Fundamentally, this is NOT what Spider-Man is originally about, but Raimi’s vision was so influential it might be what Spider-Man just is now. For all the faults, Garfield’s Peter struck more to the core of who Peter Parker is.
>>218183292qrd?
>>218173533As always, the moid goes for the Stacy.
>>218173602you guys are tripping if you think I will not mingle and procreate with slavs jews khazakhs and what not. There is a white girl in England she descends from muslim russians immigrants , she's a 10/10 fuck on sight.
>>218180844the only one who had a decent stable job
>>218184379>whose mortality was pure before the spider biteDo you even know the meaning of the words you type?
>>218173533Their whole romance is retarded and doesn't work at all
>>218185173What are you talking about? Her bush is worth it
>>218185234>bitch showed belly>no happy trailNo thanks.
>>218184379Your post is thought provoking but the fact that you chose the zoomer slop series as your pic instead of Spiderman TAS makes me unable to take you seriously.
>>218173602She was Jewish thoughbeit>I'll pay your rent you greedy money grubbing hooknosed fuck, when you fix the damn inconsistency in your WOODEN DOOR stories
>>218173533What was the point of her character anyways? Was it supposed to mean that Peter could've had an easy comfy life giving up spiderman and being with her but he needed to be spiderman to protect the weak and downtrodden from supervillains, in other words he had to out the needs of others before his own, with great power comes great responsibility or whatever? He still could've gotten with Ursula and still been Spiderman at the same time.I don't understand. There's clearly something thematic here but I'm not getting it.
>>218173889Young review brah before he stopped the negativity would always attack back but his parents were going to stop him posting so he turned a new leaf for the better
>>218185075Yes. Prove me wrong. Peter is portrayed as totally wholesome, seemingly incapable of harming another person, outcast not from his own moral shortcomings but the shortcomings of his peers. It wasn’t until he was bit that he developed an ego>>218185278Keep meditating on it
>>218185441She represents the temptation of the modern male to settle in the face of hoeflation. Which has gotten so bad in the modern day, if the film was made now, she'd be 300 lbs.
>>218185544>Prove me wrongYou literally used words incorrectly, you esl jeet retard.
>>218185278Spectacular was better
>>218185607Better than modern series? Sure. Better than TAS? Absolutely not. It has that soulless sterilized late 2000s look that can't compare to 90s animated kino.
>>218184379oh look, its Rich Evans
>>218185604Nah I didn’t. Do you think morality isn’t possessive?
this psyop is working. i'm starting to search for this instead of the usual art hoe.
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