Ryan Coogler’s X-Files reboot has casted its lead
>>218174588Every new TV show should just be subtitled "With More Negroes".
>>218174588did anyone even want an x files reboot to begin with? They already did a revival with the OG actors and 2 movies. some things just gotta stay a thing of the past
>>218174679Mulder and Scully was the only reason anyone ever cared about this show, look at how much everyone hates Doggett and Reyes. This shit is going to flop and honestly it was probably never intended to do well anyway
>>218174588It's gonna be The BlaX Files?? I had no idea. No thanks.
>take thing originally made for white people>remake it with minoritiesThis feels like the only thing Hollywood knows how to do any more.
>>218174588Wow who could have predicted this
>>218174588Fucking AWESOME!!! I can't wait to not watch it!!!!
>>218174679Concept is fine, if they just continue it in the spirit. However, this will be like modern sequels and just be written on a hazy understanding of what "everyone knows" the X-Files is like. These series are written by fresh idiot writers scanning fan-wikis and basing it off of cultural osmosis. It's gonna be aliums and cheap CGI I know it. Probably will look like Doctor Who. To return to the roots and reboot it you:1. Visually make it like Silence of the Lambs. Stylistically, the series has always been Clarice paired up with a conspiracy guy. 2. Have an actual "X-Files" case log - old forgotten inexplicable cold cases that they revisit. 3. Have some kind of character motivation for the one guy who wants to learn more about these. 4. Shoot it in British Columbia. 5. AVOID the worst parts - a poorly thought out mythos. Just make it Twilight Zone with recurring characters.
>>218174588wow, what a beauty
>>218175046The series kept getting self-aware and self-parodying, to its detriment.
>>218174880>This shit is going to flop and honestly it was probably never intended to do well anywayDisney is in the process of milking literally every single thing Fox owned that made money in their pursuit of "content."
>>218174588What is with Hulu and shitty reboots?
I'm reopening the N-Files
>>218174588But you told me woke is dead?
More proof Hollywood is not trying to make money as their primary goal.
>>218174588You know at least it's Coogler doing this. Mister Black Hollywood Director himself. I wouldn't have expected anything else from Coogler. At least it's not a white or Jewish director unpleasantly surprising me with this behavior.
>>218175127>But you told me woke is dead?Diversity mandates never ended, as those are internal rules and laws. Those take longer to dismantle.
>>218175077The ending to that episode is maximum cute thoughever
>>218174588doesn't take a genius to know how this is gonna play out.s1 will have poor writing, annoying characters and an even more annoying bossgirl scully. critics will love it, user ratings are going to be very low.s2 is gonna try to course correct, but by then it will be too late.>>218174880the 90s atmosphere is doing much of the heavy lifting. there aren't many other shows like it, with the exception of millenium maybe,
>>218174679just like they wanted a banana peele twilight zone reboot
>>218174588Should call it the N files....FOR NIGGERS....
>>218174588>Thing made by White people decades ago.....but now it's black/gay!!!Leftist "creativity" for the last 15+ years.
>every episode discussion is "why didn't they just film it with a cellphone?"
>>218174588The past tense of "cast" is "cast". We don't have castes in the USA saar. So tired of this.
>>218175140>But you told me woke is dead?It is. That doesn't mean corporate leftfucks have gotten the Memo yet.
>>218174588>ayo these green pipo don't season dey food
>>218174679S8-9 was the decaying corpse of X-Files, S10-11 is zombie X-Files, this shit is like the ghost of the zombie. I’m sure Scully and Mulder will come back for an episode and there will be a revolting romantic moment despite them being like 70
>>218174588>Dey hea
>>218175007It feels targeted after a while. Like they're intentionally trying to find shows or interests that are predominantly white and to make them diverse, just so white people can have fewer things to gather around.
>>218175007
American History X files The Malcolm X files X Gonna Give it to you files
>>218174612I need someone to weigh in on this and compare it to shitting your pants.
>>218174588
>>218175746It should be done in the opposite direction. Black panther, MLK, Malcom X, Do the Right Thung etc should all be raceswapped white.
>>218175845Rhymes with "I want them niggas to leave"
>>218175845At least this thing will bless us with memes like this before getting shitcanned in 2 seasons tops
>>218174588Black people don't believe in aliens.
>>218174588Look at her photo. Does she look inquisitive, eccentric, highly intelligent, or any of the traits this role requires? No, she look only one way: angry.
>>218174588Im calling it right now and youre all going to screencap this comment as proof you saw it here first. Coogler is working with the glowies and will be getting spoon fed every idea for every episode. Its going to be so good it will make OG X-Files appear so outdated to the point where the oversized suit jackets are going to be twice as comical. Dont get me wrong, OG X-Files will always hold its place as one of the GOAT but we'll all look back and see how ridiculous it was in comparison to the reboot. The production quality, the pacing, the modern effects, and especially the way they handle real-world conspiracies and unexplained shit in 2026 will make the 90s version feel like a relic. Those old practical effects and slow burns just wont hold up the same when you see what Coogler can do with todays tech and storytelling. I can assure you all that were not going to get some woke in your face Rings of POWAH nonsense. The leads are going to be relatable, likeable, and represent the new face of conspiracy theories. Think grounded, no-nonsense agents who actually feel like real people digging into the deep state, black projects, and weird phenomena without any forced lectures or pandering. This is going to be what we've all been waiting for. The ideas are going to be so good, pulled straight from current leaks, whistleblowers, and the kind of stuff thats bubbling up in forums and alt communities right now, that you're going to be outted as pleb by everyone to the point where its pathetic for even bringing up race. The conspiracies will hit harder because theyll mirror whats actually happening today, not some sanitized version, and the chemistry between the agents will feel authentic instead of manufactured drama. Mark my words, this reboot is gonna redefine the genre and leave the original looking quaint by comparison.
>>218176025Yeah or it’s just a lazy money laundering race swap where the real aliens wuz racism all alongGuess we’ll find out
>>218175936They do, but a Black Fox Mulder would be a Hotep who actually believes in Yakub to the point of raving about it at any given opportunity. Honestly a Hotep like that paired with a deadpan black Scully who isn't having any of it would be pretty funny.
>>218176025Itll be even more dull than that. Whites will be the "real aliens"
>>218174588>no michael b jordani didn't think he made anything without him
>>218174588I can see where this is headed.
>let me axe u a question about aliums
>>218175007All of the good things were for white people.
>>218174588hmm...
>>218174588>WHO KILLED BIGGIE AND TUPAC?>IT WAS ALIENSpowerful.
>>218176395many such cases
>>218175700Maybe Duchovny will finally have his dream realized and play Mulder in a dress
>>218175046They're not going to do any of that shit. I'd put money on there not even being a mention of aliens or actual X-Files until the end of S2 if it gets that far and it's actually just about the characters dealing with their oppression as up-and-comers in the FBI or some other gay shit.
>>218176060>>218176040Calling it right now, there'll be an episode that reveals every single white invention throughout history was stolen from a black inventor by aliens and given to whites.
>>218178217I'm reading the episode synopsis for this shit and it's honestly amazing how every episode is just>AAAAAH IT'S ANOTHER EVIL WHITEYand then very rarely a shoggoth shows up. They even have a character go back in time to become one of the Dahomey, it's like someone took every ridiculous black history stereotype and mashed it together into ten episodes.I'm almost tempted to watch it to see how bad it gets but I won't
>>218174588Never forget these are the same people who are always crying about white washing and cultural appropriation when literally all they have ever done all through history is ape and steal other people's shit
>>218174588I thought Trump won.
>>218174588You know what, I should look into getting my ryan coogled, too
>>218174588>we wuz speshul aygents n sheeeeit
it's like they hate money
>>218174588PUT A BLACK IN IT AND MAKE HER LAME AND GAY
>>218174605/Thread
>>218174588They're not even trying to hide it behind colorblind casting or anything they're just like: "the same thing but raceswapped for progress!"
>>218174588I can already see that the character is just le serious stoic black woman
>>218175127
>>218174588>More anti white gay race communism skinwalking another IPOh goodie
>>218174588>casted*cast
>>218174909>Ryan Coogler directing>I had no idealol
What's wrong with her face?
>>218174612is he more of an N or more of an F?
It's alright as long as they pair her with a bearded blond white stud that she has sexual tension with.
>>218174588>muldarius and sculiqua
>>218174612>Scully, this person was kidnapped by aliens and they made him say the n word nonstop>Mulder, there's no such thing as aliens, he just has Tourette
>>218174679>did anyone even want an x files reboot to begin with?its not about what you wantits about shoving niggers into every single avenue that has ever existed there wont be any more white people in 100 years but their ideas are mostly gold, and why they were successful. the powers that be are too lazy to come up with new IPs so they just grab old ones and fill them with niggers in hopes of banking on the ideas of white people.
>>218174588>Mulder hotwires a UFO but crashes into a Ku Klux Klan meeting and has to pretend to be a member not to get lynched >Scully has a baby daddy chasing her but it's actually an alien that lost their on a comet and wants to take more of her eggs>Skinner gets into a knife fight over a fellow FBI agent calling Mulder niggerdly because he's been wearing the same suit for the past ten years
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>>218176025>black projectsHeh
>>218174588>As of right now, I’m reopening The Nigs-Files.
>>218180698>scully and Mulder investigate a town where fathers go missing when going to get milk from the local grocery. >Mulder is infected with a virus that makes him compulsively steal bikes>Scully and Mulder investigate a shapeshifter who poses as a police officer to kill black men>Mulder has to infiltrate a government cult called the "Downlow". He sees Skinner in a dress.>Scully uses the power of twerk to fight two albino Christian zealots.>Mulder is kidnapped by a Melanin vampire.>Mulder and Scully investigate a watermelon patch that eats black people.>Mulder and Scully go out in da woods. No supernatural stuff going on This is scary enough for blacks.
>>218174588alienz dey hea!
>>218174588The US should just buy some land in the shittiest part of Africa built a few houses and send every black there as "reparations". And then ban any of them from ever coming back.
>>218180392>KINO
>>218174679Irrelevant. It's an old series with white characters. A proper infected remake, reboot, sequel, whatever of the series was needed. Even worse, the 'revivals' were still using... white characters. Unacceptable.
>>218174588>da aliens... dey hea
>>218174588sheeeit nigga them cracka ass aliums tryna probe my ass homie
>>218174588I'm just hoping for good webms and screenshots.
>I want to believe mahfuggah
>>218174588Black people, typically, do not care about the paranormal, folklore, and aliens.
>>218175127there has been no indication of that, it's just copium
>>218178365>Dahomey>Da homie>shaped like a cock and ballslmao what the hell is happening
>>218174588>Ryan Coogler project>Only casts black peopleNothing new about this. It's a hulu funded remake, who the hell plans on watching this?
>>218174588Gillian said she liked Coogler and his ideas, can't be worse than Chris Carters bullshit
>>218181566>>218181525>>218181288
>>218174588>casted kys saar
>>218174612looks like a more based boomer version of Ethan Klein
>>218181689She says the same thing every recasted actor says. That doesn't inspire confidence, it's the bare minimum.
>>218181546>let's date our series so badly that even 10 years from now, people watching for the first time are either completely in the dark regarding our 'jokes', or rolling their eyes
>>218181701he looks like a fatter ethan hawke
>>218174588it will probably be good until the third season when they force a bunch of shit Jew nepobabies into the writers room like they do every half decent show
>>218175007>only white people watched the Xfiles
>>218181757Lmao. Black people definitely do not watch X-Files
>>218181546>show has scenes with loonytunes bullshit like this guy shooting a gun in the air in broad daylight outside the southside and not getting his shit pushed in by the cops and accidentally drugging an entire kids birthday party >then expects you to take the mellow drama right after seriously
>>218174612He's gonna say it...
>>218181689>can't be worse than Chris Carters bullshit
>>218181843S10 and S11 are really fucking bad
>>218174679If you didn't realise this has nothing to do with the X-Files it's just an existing IP to push their own anti-White agenda, the theme of the original X-Files will be secondary
>>218175746You're correct in that it's partially done for pure spite.
One more red heifer sacrificed.
This will most likely flop and go away just like the blacked Twilight Zone reboot. That doesn't mean they'll stop doing this shit, though.>>218181689Of course she'd say that. Means nothing. What do you expect her to say? Sperg out and call it The N Files like she's on 4chan or something?
>>218175746S7 is much worse than S8. Sure, S7 has X-Cops, but there's nothing in S8 that approaches the wretchedness of Fight Club or First Person Shooter. The last season of the X-Files where the good outweigh the bad was S6.
>Scully: Mulder I be tellin’ you, Dey ain’t no such thing as self smokin’ rocks. Some chicken headed crack fiend just smoked them shits>Mulder: stop triflin’ scully. There have been official reports of self inmolatin’ crack rocks going as far back as the 60’s> many believe that such a rock may have been responsible for kicking off the 1964-1968 turf war between the rollin ‘30s Harlem crips and the Belizean bloods>official news reports from the time claim that the war was the result of a dispute between rival gang factions amongst claims of stolen narcotics, but one Dalmin “Diamond” Mayen claims even to this day that he saw “the rock smoke itself”>it’s really not so fantastical at all, stories of self smoking crack rocks have even been alluded to in the negronomicon, a holy book detailing the spiritual proclivities of The Kingdom of Kush during the Nubian empire dating all the way back to 600 BC…>Scully:* sucks teeth* Mulder you crazy….After 28 minutes of dizzying investigation, our heroes were unable to prove in either direction whether Rayray Tarquandrius’s claim that a “self inmolating crack rock” was in fact the cause of the three-alarm fire at Enrique’s Bodega off 37th street. The case is filed away as “unsolved” in the x-files> …a crack rock sits among scattered articles on a shelf in the FBI’s J Edgar Hoover building’s evidence room under sterile lighting. It begins to smoke ominously just before the credits roll.
>>218174588>Ghosts n aliens n sheeit? Aw hell nah, you got me all fucked up, Mulder.>leave that shit for the wypipo
>>218175007>with minoritiesyou mean black.
>show flops>it's because of racism or something Pottery
>>218175007I like how minority constitutes 90% of the world's population.
>>218182438she was open about how much she disliked the revival seasons and how she won't work with Chris Carter again because he's a hack, i trust her
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>>218174612The Ns Fs and Js better watch out now that Tourette's Man is on the scene holy shit.
>>218176395how was the face and that expression not a warning to these people?
>>218174612King
>>218179971It was too optimistic of anon to expect a modern black filmmaker to work outside of what the industry expects him to make.
Hollywood has been in a bust out for a decade now. Completely different people are in charge of beloved IPs and they are not willing to risk investing into developing them in new, bold directions. So they create something with an inflated budget to make as much money as possible while also making it shit due to not really caring. Non-white actors and directors make less money and their work can also be marketed as woke, which partially compensates for how shit the final product actually is. They don't care that it destroys the IP in the process, they just want to get paid for it right now. It is essentially killing the golden goose to make a couple extra bucks. That's why almost everything is a reboot/sequel/prequel/spinoff/etc
>>218181744It's very optimistic of you to assume this will last three seasons.
>>218174588I'm ready for them to steer away from government conspiracies, occultism, and body horror because that's probably not okay in Disney's eyes. We'll get advertiser friendly X-Files that make season 6-8 of the original series look good
>>218184663First Season Episode guide>White People in the Street>White People in the Club>White People in the Forest>White People in the Pub>White People in the Desert>White People in the Sun>White People in the Sheets>White People with a Gun
>>218174679Old X-Files doesn’t work anymore in the modern post-Epstein world.
>>218184663>because that's probably not okay in Disney's eyes.Why wouldn't it be? That shit was the core of The X-Files
>>218186032War was central to Star Wars too and look how that turned out under Disney.
>>218174588>HuluQuite literally why does this place still exist? Netflix's biggest competition is Amazon
>>218186851There's a full scale conflict that's central to the Sequel Trilogy, a massacre opens the Force Awakens, & Andor takes place in a slave labor camp
>>218186851I never watched Star Wars so do tell me
>>218186851There was an attempted rape in Andor
WE WUZ ALIENS N SHEEIT
>>218174588More gay nigger inserts? Again? Fuuuuuck... gee thanks Obama.
>>218174588More like >SHEEEIIITTT files
>Malcom x filesI'll passI dont want to trigger my tourettes
>>218188127Obama did more damage for race relations and not a fucking thing to help them. He knew exactly what he was doing
>>218176257lol
the x-files is not the x-files without mulder / scully, therefore let it die. The previous "reboot" was trash anyways. The Xfiles has no story / plot that is worth continuing or re-examining in any way. Just fucking stop rebooting shit, just make a new original show you fucking cunts. Fuck
>>218189364a trillion dollars in taxes and there is no plan. kek. our government is a meme.
>>218174605Fpbp>>218174612Spbp
>>218174588Why hasn't Trump banned DEI and woke? I thought he was based.....
>>218174612>start doing this
>>218174880It's insane how retarded these people. They have ruin everything with reboots
Can't wait to see this
>>218175007Jews are white now?
>The CSM is now the Crack Smoking Man>The Lone Gunmen are now The Yakubian Men>most Monsters of the Week concern figures like The Police, Rent Due Man, Loss Prevention Control, Judges, and Prison guards>overreaching story arc involves the disappearance of EBT funds
>>218174588Can't wait for the Gilligan's Island reboot where they will cast some negress as the professor and Jenna Ortega as Mary Ann.
>>218174588From now until release date there will be daily threads about this show. All will reach bump limit, all of them will be inflammatory in nature, all of them will achieve exactly what they want.Thanks for playing
>>218180392This is the most retarded thing
APOLOGIZE
>>218181732kek
>>218181884This. Though desu I bet this revival will probably make the s10 and s11 look good which is a feat of it's own
>>218191960I'm sorry Agent Doggett, I hope smashing that Reyes poon was fantastic
>>218191960>The revival seasons were so bad they made the doggett seasons look good
>>218192080If we're lucky, the new reboot will just quietly disacknowledge those and make them not canon, because revealing CSM survived the cave destruction was retarded
Eh... I'll still watch it. Yet I'm sure it's going to flop. Older X-files is hard carried by it's main leads and pretty much every attempted reboot of modern classics flops. They could cast Hollywood A-list and it would still flop.
>>218192394Scully had sex with the lizard man? Gross
>>218174588>The Axe Files>Da truf is out dea
>>218175845>dem racis aleens put a beepin thang in ma house to spy on me!
>>218180841kek
>>218181058I wish a racist would make that just for fun. Soon AI will be able to make it good enough
>Malcom X-Files>X-gon' give it to ya-Files
Odds on there being a time travel tulsa episode?
>>218181732The way he uses the rope to get back up just steals energy from the swing
>>218174588Excellent. I've been needing something new to review bomb and (((race swap slop))) is always an easy target.
>>218174588>stupid pseudoscience claptrap show>anyone with more than a 3rd grade science education not impressed>hey i know, we’ll sell it to the darkiesWell of course they would do that.
>>218174605This
>>218174612Is this the new “Ding”?
Will Eugene Tooms still be a white man?
>>218174605And every movie.
>>218193179>stupid pseudoscience claptrap showIs it though?
>>218174588this nigga ain't got no shouldas cuh!
>>218186892It exists because Disney has pigeonholed their brand so heavily as "family friendly" that they're struggling with being a Netflix/Amazon "for everyone" streaming platform.
>>218194651Common in fat fucks with bad posture or low t faggots
