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>>218174627First for Jessica Harper
>>218174690blessed harperposter
Just put on the Darkest Hour
Pretty good follow-up, the grandpa twist was kino.
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>>218174729The Churchill biopic?
>the first zombie movie is the best zombie moviesome bullshit
>>218174878It's decades off from being the first. Zombies were pretty well established by that point, even non-Voodoo ones. NotLD was following the 50s scifi zombie trend
>>218174827Pretty good so far.
>>218169689Never heard of this at all and I'm in the mood for some found footage tonight so ty anon
>>218174690>>218174801You are awesome.
>>218174919im pretty sure Romero invented the modern undead flesh eating zombie.
>>218174954Try Fairfield County Four. It is new.
>>218174967I know.
>>218174982Romero is a hack.
>>218174929Looks kinda stupid and also like something I could enjoy if the mood strikes
>>218174997
>>218175070nah he's a real one. made several great horror films and invented zombies.
>>218175092Yeah this is it Good ff.
>>218175092This is the biggest recent FF movie and no one is talking about it.
>>218175071It is pretty good, definitely aged well too. Watching it right now and it is very good.
Where is everyone? General so dead.
>>218175264General is cursed.
>>218175264We're just getting the vibe going again
>>218175373>the vibe
>>218175434something like that
>>218175373More like the npcs in here are browsing the internet trying to determine what is okay to discuss or not.
Worth a watch?
>>218175451Browsing reddit to see what movies are okay to like.
>>218174929This movie is definitely underrated. They should do a re-release.
>>218175505Haven’t heard of it.
>>218175505Watch it and let us know!
Horror movies where a badass chick has milk tanks?
>>218174690>>218174801Post the XXXXXL shirt
>>218175618
>>218175639oh yes
>>218174919>>218175070>ackshually
>>218175618Xev should make kinos
>>218175697Yeah, where is yours?
>>218175434Fuck she is so hot.
>>218175839Not really. She is overweight.
>>218175856Retard.
This was great. The acting is pretty bad, the kill scenes are bad, there's no nudity, and it's kind of boring because a lot of it is just the girls sitting around being bored. But there's something comfy about it. I could only find the Rifftrax version which was at times annoying because of them talking over the dialogue and at times funny.
>>218175866Enjoy your slop.
Just finished the Darkest Hour. Very tight movie, no drags or slow down.
Watching Boy of Your Dreams
>>218175924surprised to hear that considering its low ratings. I'll add it to my list
>>218176151It is tight. Great pacing. Actually a very solid good movie. Doesn’t look or feel cheap. Probably one of those movies where it isn’t good on release but a decade later, after a decade of garbage came out, you realize how good Darkest Hour is, not that it was ever bad.
>>218174982It evolved gradually, but he didn't single-handedly invent it. He was continuing what other movies had done, only NotLD was more gruesome visually, owing to the time it came out
>>218176202They don't make 'em like they used to
>>218176151Why do you care so much about ratings?
>>218176288I don't. They're just one way to gauge a film before deciding to watch it or not.
>>218176282You can tell the movie isnt some slop. Joel Kinnamen and Emile Hirsh were in it. Joel is still in movies now.
>>218176314No point bothering to bring up ratings for horror movies. Better to judge a movie by poster than ratings.
>>218176346I don't think I'm familiar with either of them>>218176365Like I said, it's just one way to gauge a film. Certainly it's not the best way.
>>218176399Emile was in Alpha Dog. Joel still has movies out. His thriller with that fat black guy with a fucked up eye was good.
So what are all the jobless losers in here watching?
pissfreak really went on a rampage today didn't he. still skinwalking harper.>>218176278I used to have this poster on my wall, still love the design. should have used a proper frame, got all mangled from blu tack and falling down.
>>218175618Evil Toons. should really be called Evil Toon though since there's just one.
>>218176549Jokes on you I watch all my horror kinos at work. I get paid to shitpost here, benefits included. Also have a private bathroom. Lmao.
>>218176549The Booth at the End. Not /hor/ but a psychological thriller. I love this high-concept, dialogue-heavy, chamber piece-adjacent stuff.
>>218175856Low test.
>>218176524I did see Alpha Dog. Looking at his filmography it does seem he's been in some good stuff.
>>218176593You watch all your horror like this? How is this a good thing?
>>218176718I don't understand the question
>>218176582that woman in Evil Toons has the prettiest rack I've ever seen in my life
>>218176733> I watch all my horror kinos at work.
>>218176798Yeah what's the problem
>>218176813That doesn’t count as watching.
>>218176399>it's just one way to gauge a filmNo, you're listening to the opinion of normies who don't watch movies, just consume them. Do better and try being more contrarian in the future.
>>218176813He's unironically mentally retarded.
>>218176830Pfffff, sure
>>218176549Tales from the Hood (1995)
>>218176838>>218176847> I watch all my horror kinos at work. That is a problem and should get you disqualified from posting here. I dont think you should be allowed to post here desu.
>>218176835I'll just continue doing whatever I want actually
>>218176868Grow a spine.
>>218176864you should be disqualified from breathing
>>218176864You're just jealous I get a 401k and life and dental insurance for watching Tubi
>>218176868Which is only watch movies that IMDB users give more than 5 stars...
>>218176868> I'll just continue doing whatever I want actuallyWhat you actually do is be a sheep.
>>218176884What am I going to do with an extra spine?
>I watch all my horror kinos at work.
>>218176927The state of this place. One watches all his horror at work and another needs to find out ratings first.
>>218176944Pathetic
>>218176554How about the poster of X?
>>218176944And we even have illiterates like you. The horror!
>>218176944Peak reddit npc behaviour. Probably discusses all the latest a24 slop with his npc coworkers.
>>218176996Spam guide is going in the next one just for this melty you're throwing.
>>218176848Interested in a review anon
>>218176798I watch all my horror at work and then I come home and get baked and watch ATHF
>>218176598Not /hor/
>>218176927rebbit is that way
>>218177089Shitting in my private bathroom as I type this
>>218176927>>218176927This is a place for connoisseurs. Not plebs.
>>218176927You post on reddit at work too?
get it together w/hor/es
>>218177140He posts on /horror for sure
To the anon that was going to watch Diabolique, did you end up finishing it?
>>218177185I didn’t finish it, it was too feminist.
>>218176927Grim. What an insult to horror.
>>218177205So it was too kino for you
>>218177228No, I am not a woman.
>>218177267Yeah, you're a chud
>>218177358Go back to rddt
The first one of these wasn't what I thought so interested to see what the second one is like.
>>218177535Cringe manchild shi
>>218177535let us know what you think!
>>218174690>>218174801>>218175023Brown phoneposting samefags from Toronto get the rope AND a gallon of whole milk, courtesy of yours truly.>>218177042Fucking thank you.
Dudley kino inboundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBegRt01GSg
>>218177498No way, chud
>>218177535Ghoulies 2 is what you thought 1 would be. I think it's way underrated, great movie that anyone can enjoy.Don't bother with 3 and 4 though
>Even the poster is liminal
Just watched Killing of a Sacred DeerI dont get itSo this whole family got mindfucked and enslaved by a retarded autistic teenager? Is that what happened?Nothing in this movie makes any sense. Every single character is fucking weird as fuck. They all talk and act so fucking weird. Its like a fucking autistic weirdo contest and theyre all going for gold. Did I miss something? Someone explain this to me please.
>>218177830I really dont understand why anyone in this movie acted the way they didNone of it makes any sense at all
>>218177830Best I can tell you is it's an adaptation of a Euripedes play
>>218177830>Yorgos not even once
>>218177929Well I read the wiki entry on that play and I can see how the plot is clearly inspired by it but I still dont understand why Martin was able to do anything he did. "Just because" I guess. Extremely overrated movie. I give it a 3/10. Waste of time. Not scary. Not creepy. Just kinda dumb and senseless.
Just finished. Bottom of the barrel garbage from China. No ghosts, no horror, just yawns. Some girl got raped because another girl made a prank call that distracted her boyfriend so she stages a kidnapping or something. I could barely understand what was happening and nothing interesting happened onscreen. Worst thing I've watched this year so far.
>>218178749>just yawnsHaunted yawns by the look of the poster
>>218174690>>218174801Jess? ICK!Uhh... harp her!
>>218178947J? SICK!Aha! Purr.
>>218177602>>218177690Just finished. Kino. I thought the old alcoholic carnie running the Satan's Den had some great lines. Also picrel really reminded me of being a kid, and how much I loved haunted rides at carnivals even though the interiors weren't half as cool as the outside.One bizarre thing though... it was eerily close to a screenplay I sketched out last year. I mean, "gremlins meets funhouse and they turn big at the end" isn't exactly groundbreaking but still, I didn't expect it to already exist. Mine was about a clowngirl fwiw.
trying to remember ff movie, non english pretty sure they are speaking spanish two. dudes going to abandoned house, there’s huge dude with axe walking around looking for em
>>218179168>I mean, "gremlins meets funhouse and they turn big at the end" isn't exactly groundbreaking but still, I didn't expect it to already exist. Mine was about a clowngirl fwiw.Now your screenplay is "ghoulies 2 but with clownpussy"
>>218179883It's true.
Just finished. Love late era Bruno Mattei, he was making the same movies in the early 2000s that he did in the 70s. This one borrows a bit from Predator but isn't the full on ripoff something like Robowar or Zombies the Beginning is. Pretty low on anything interesting even though technically there're boobs and gore. It's a little too action oriented for my taste. The dubbing is spectacular, there's nothing like a Mattei dub. Not a very good cannibal movie, but a genuine one at least.
>>218177830Try and watch John and the Hole
Just finished. Even worse than >>218178749 . I've got a strong tolerance for Dustin Ferguson because I live the kind of stuff he rips off, and I love Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout, but he didn't even try here. Feels like he shot it in two hours, no boobs, almost no blood, no jokes, it's just a pile of nothing.
>>218177059Nta but it's great fun. They're following the old anthology formula of a wrap around frame story, and the individual stories are also all strong (I'm biased because one of the stories involves creepy dolls)Any obviousness in the fame story at the end is carried by the undertaker being creepy af. Really good 90s anthology of music too, if you've ever been high to Cypress Hill, the movie is made for you
