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He objectively did nothing wrong. And I would bet good money that if your bride to be sucked and fucked a homeless vagrant at the first opportunity you would go a little crazy too.
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>>218177421
Not me. I'm the homeless vagrant.
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If I was on that ship things wouldn’t have gone down the way they did. There be a lot of blood in that first class cabin.
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Yeah he's a weird "villain," nothing he does strikes me as out of the ordinary for a man of his time and social standing
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>>218177421
rose is the actual villain, she's kind of a piece of shit
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>>218177462
Sure thing Mark. We all believe ya.
But seriously what the fuck was she thinking? Why would you intentionally screw up a sure thing?
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>>218177421
I have to agree. he is the good guy.
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>>218177484
Cameron was just projecting his shitlib insecurities about being a rich white man onto cal. He's a villain because he represents the old, stuffy patriarchy that seek to control women like rose and suffocate their free spirited nature and desire to be globe trotting whores who live off of other people's money.
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>>218177512
Stupid bitch too, threw a one of a kind multi million dollar jewel into the ocean for absolutely no reason.
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reminder:

>rose and her mother waste all the money they got from men
>they hatch a scheme to wed rose to cal, solely for cal's money
>cal is just a regular guy, conservative, successful entrepreneur, and thus expects rose to have his children, raise them, and care for their home. while showering her with lavish gifts, trips, and wealth
>rose, being a liberal, feminist, ego-centrical piece of shit like her mother, decides that this perfect life must be slavery, because of "slay queen yes we can" horseshit nonsense
>cal gets angry and reprimands rose for her childish tantrums and infidelity
>rose decides to fuck the first criminal immigrant she can find
>jack steals the heart of the ocean, because he's a criminal immigrant
>jack is caught and imprisoned in the brig, then dies when the titanic sinks
>when cal tries to save rose, she refuses to enter a lifeboat, instead fleeing into the sinking titanic to throw more temper tantrum
>cal is one of the only men given a lifeboat seat, because he has immense utility value back on the mainland
>rose's feet finally get wet, and holy shit, the water is cold. suddenly now it's time for men to save her
>rose is given a lifeboat seat because she has a vagina
>cal finds rose on the mainland, but refuses to take her back
>humiliated, embarrassed, and ashamed, rose makes up a story about cal being abusive, jack saving her, cal killing himself back on the mainland, etc.
>rose tells herself over and over until she believes it, then also passes the tall tale down to her family
>as her final cunt move, rose throws a trillion dollar diamond into the ocean, after dragging her entire family out into the ocean to search for the diamond she already has, so her grandchildren can be the seamstresses that rose and her own mother refused to be
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>>218177708
lel I never considered the shit about Cal being abusive being just Rose's invention but it makes sense
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>>218177677
This unironically
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>>218177689
>for absolutely no reason.
It felt good, that's enough of a reason for a femoid to do anything
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>>218177448
No you aren't lel
You're the greasy Giuseppe guinea street urchin friend that gets forgotten about 15 minutes into the movie
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Kate Winslet is mid.
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>>218177484
It was actually a brilliant performance and a very difficult one because he had to come off as a guy who WILL become abusive ONCE he gets her under his control, but he knows how to hide it until then.

That's not an easy thing to convey and he did such a masterful job that he even fooled a lot of you retards.
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>>218177945
Some people wouldn't agree with you, but I appreciate you being a sensible man of sensible taste. Kate Winslet is, in fact, mid.
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>>218178011
>le personality detector
Post tits
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>>218177945
>>218178108
Like you fags would kick her out of bed... Shouldn't you be making sydney sweeney tit threads?
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>>218177689
>jewel into the ocean for absolutely no reason

I wouldn't bequeath a priceless jewel to someone who called me "Nah-nah" either.

But in all seriousness, you guys are missing the point of the jewel because you don't realize how MUCH fucking money it would be worth. It wouldn't just help put a few kids through college, it would turn her family into the kind of family that produces guys like Cal. Maybe not the first generation, but subsequent generations would be fucking EVIL people that can only abuse and demean everybody beneath them. That's what she was throwing away. She wasn't throwing away the money, she was throwing away the curse that follows other men's gold.

If you don't believe me or know what I'm talking about, look at how much you guys fucking hate and despise her and curse her for throwing away her own diamond when none of that money could ever possibly be yours, ever, under any circumstances, no matter what. Look at how visceral your hatred is over that diamond. You guys are that deeply effected by it and it's not even real, it's in a fucking movie, you know it's fake, but your hatred is real, because your greed is real. That's what she threw away. For what profit is it to a man if he gains the world and loses his soul?
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>>218178011
wtf are you on about, he was like every other regular normal red blooded man of that generation and era. You faggots and presentism bullshit are so tiresome.
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>>218178156
>throwing away lives and ease of comfort for your family because it might make them remind you of that guy who gave you the ick so you fucked a homeless guy on a boat to get back at him
Women
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>>218178129
They're pretty hairy, you still want to see 'em, chief? If I posted my ass for you, you'd swear I was a fucking gorilla. You SURE you want to see these titties?

I have a picture I could post, I just have to black out my face. Let's start the bidding at 1 bitcoin.
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>>218178158
Are you forgetting how his character was revealed at the end of the movie or what?

We don't have to just guess that he was secretly a selfish egotistical coward, and if you think every normal red blooded man is, I REALLY feel sorry for you. Even more so than I did when I thought you were just dumb.

But if you weren't so dumb, you'd be able to read between the lines of his performance in the first half of the movie, he wasn't acting like he was "normal and redblooded," he was acting too perfect, too charming. That's how a guy (or a girl) acts when they're a fucking snake and they're smart enough to keep their tail hidden.

I think some of you guys, the only way you're NOT a retard is if you just haven't seen the film since it came out and you just simply forgot most of it.

Watch it again, you don't have to be a fucking mindreader to tell that Cal is a piece of shit. Kathy Bates clocked him right away, so did Rose's own mother, but she obviously didn't mind a few black eyes for her daughter if it meant she could become wealthy again.
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>>218178203
See, guys like Cal don't always come from money, plenty of them are poor or middle class.

Poverty doesn't necessarily make you any nobler.

But that kind of money absolutely brings out the worst in people and turns them rotten. It's a good thing you guys don't have any money, look at how rotten you are without it. Tsk tsk.
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>>218178156
Yeah nah that's bullshit and I can prove it. If she had a billion dollars in cash do you honestly believe she would have thrown all of that into the ocean as well?
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>>218178422
How many pallets would that be?

Or are we talking about Zimbabwean bank notes?

Also, I think cash . . . I'm not positive, but even if it's wrapped up in bundles, doesn't cash float? Like, wouldn't you have to weigh it down with something to make it sink?

Like I keep saying, look at how greedy this diamond is making you guys when A) it's not even real, it's a movie prop, and B) if it was real, it would belong to some old lady, not to you.

Are you really pretending to be so worked up over it on her family's behalf? Like you're really, genuinely SEETHING that her dumbass daughter and her dumbass grandkids won't get to live the life of instagram rich kids?

>"Do you have any idea how many million-dollar bottles of Dom Perignon that fucking diamond would be worth, oh my fucking god, you STUPID BITCH!!!"

You guys need to watch that documentary about what happens to people that win the lottery again. You think money would solve all your problems, it doesn't. All money does is buy you a whole new set of problems. Worse ones.

Remember the "Affluenza" kid? Is that what you want your kids to turn into? Glassy-eyed sociopathic little nothing-masters? You remember AJ Soprano? Is that what you want your son to be like?
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>>218177421
She should have listened to him. He's a cool dude
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>>218178315
>snake and they're smart enough to keep their tail hidden.
The tail isn't the signature of the snake, though, lots of animals have tails, even some humans, the snake is defined not by having a tail (which technically, its entire body could be considered such and you can't exactly hide your entire body while charming someone), but by not having legs.
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>>218179853
I believe Chris Brown aka Mr Breezy said it best THESE HOES AINT LOYAL
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Indian incel thread. Only they would be this salty over an arranged marriage not working out. Stop raping things street shitters.
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>>218180030
Yeah because we all know the handsome millionaire needs to force someone to marry them amirite
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>>218177519
>why would woman do a woman moment
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>>218180096
Needs are for the poors, rich people only consider wants because they never have to worry about their needs.
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>>218178011
Cal and every other character except maybe Rose was written to be flat so the roastie audience and stupid normalfags could relate to the plot more. That's the biggest problem the movie has, whether Cal would be abusive or not isn't really the point. The main character doesn't like him so you're not supposed to either, there's nothing else to it
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>>218178315
Plain and simple. Cucking is romance for women.
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>>218178108
I knew this as an 11 year old boy. The whole premise of the movie is flawed because of her midness.
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>>218178156
This post comes off as someone who believes they're intelligent, but they're not
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>>218177484
/tv/ is a Cal board, reddit is for Rose.
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>>218178156
>If you don't believe me or know what I'm talking about, look at how much you guys fucking hate and despise her and curse her for throwing away her own diamond when none of that money could ever possibly be yours, ever
uh oh
someone is failing the breakfast question
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>>218178663
>6 paragraphs and change
>admitted as being a response directed at the hallucinations of people regarding wealth that never existed
so your big effortpost is utterly worthless?
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>>218177421
It's even more insulting that he's a top 1% chad. Like if he was old and fat and ugly I could at least try to understand, but this shit? This was an absolute woman moment right there and an absolute woman movie that every young man must watch before dating
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>>218177421
He had a shit wig and he stole a child
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>>218179924
Autism
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>>218181842
learn to speak English before being critical of others pal
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>>218177421
When I first watched this, like 20 years after it came out and well into adulthood, I didn't see what was so bad about him either. He wasn't perfect, but he was devoted, he doted on her, and it was clear that he really loved her. He had a lot of good qualities. To throw that all away for some bum you just met is ridiculous. Schopenhauer was right - Women remain impulsive idiotic children their entire lives.
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>>218182169
concession accepted fagtron
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>>218178156
Then she could've sold it at auction for some charity or to start scholarships. Even if you're to justify it as not wanting her family to become evil rich people the wealth it represents could've been used to someone's benefit. That's the point
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>>218177708
It really makes you think
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>>218177708
you forgot one in between
>humiliated, embarrassed, and ashamed, rose makes up a story about cal being abusive, jack saving her, cal killing himself back on the mainland, etc.
>realizes she now has to either work an actual job, sell the stolen jewelry on the black market because cal would have been alerted that his possession was being pawned, or marry a man and have his children anyways
>she chooses to get married and have children anyways with a man so irrelevant he never even comes up in the story, we dont even know his name
>rose tells herself over and over until she believes it, then also passes the tall tale down to her family

rose almost gets herself killed AND ruins her life for a quick fuck in the back of a car. really tells you the nature of women.
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>>218177421
bro she was ready to die rather than marry that dude. he didnt have a chance.
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>>218177421
>He objectively did nothing wrong
For some reason, he was obsessed with an easy replaceable hole.
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>>218177421
>He objectively did nothing wrong.
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>>218182386
No, no, no, no, no. She insulted him a little bit. She got a little out of order herself.
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>>218177484
The real villain was the woman.
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>>218182386
open hand is ok, he's doing her a favour really
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>>218177689
>>218177689
Boomer mindset, she was the proto-boomer
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>>218177708
>>218182240
the untold story till now
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>>218177945
her face is not very pretty
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>>218178156
Shut up, hole.
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>>218177484
Billy Zane is such a cool guy
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>>218182386
He was on a lot of coke at the time
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>>218177421
>But this ship can't sink
>She's made of iron sir
Never fails to make me laugh



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