>>218178366>40 year-old virgin>unrealistic
>>218178366I'm 20. There's more than enough time for me
This movie was made just so bullies had fuel to go after the quiet kids.
>>218178366I can't have this conversation again
>>218180426That’s what I said 25 years ago
I recently read a youtube comment from a 5'4" 60 years old dude that was agreeing with another user of same height that it was over for themI also am 5'4" so it was double the grim read.
>>21817836616 years to go for me. I’ll probably just pay a prostitute if it doesn’t happen naturally by 30.
>>218180570You're 24? That's plenty of time. Get in shape and start hitting the clubs before you get too old. Don't listen to the faggots on here. Any hole is a goal.
>>218180622>have mindless casual sex with losers because it's what people heckin do!Pathetic normalfaggot. Find a nice girl in school or another positive place. There are only worthless people sleeping around at clubs and bars.
>>218180672This mindset is exactly why you're a virgin. You're not a winner for holding out for some imaginary girl who doesn't exist. The only "nice girls" you were ever going to meet were in high school and you've clearly missed the boat on that one, so you'll have to settle for club sluts like the rest of us.
I envy those who found their girls in high school. In my class we were 26 boys and 5 girls, all of them already engaged.
>>218180715You have no standards and feel the need to be validated by pointlessly slamming your tiny meat in a club slag's hole because you were probably bullied by a male peer for not having sex when you were younger. Very low self-esteem emanating through your posts.
>>218178366I've gotten laid multiple times and I still feel like an incel loser for some reason. It's like yeah some girls have found me attractive enough to have sex with me but they would just replace me sooner than later. They have never been obsessed over me they way they are towards my more "chad" friends, nor have I been their priority or first option. I have been cucked, played, friendzoned and ghosted many many times. So mentally I am still an incel, because it isn't something that sex can fix
>>218180426Anon I am 36 and said this. Leave now.>>218180622>Just lift broBad news anon we did these copes
Being a 40 year old virgin is unrealistic because how the fuck do you make it to 30 without killing yourself from pure shame
Dude, just pee yourself
>>218178366they're called unfuckables
it's literally impossible to reach 25 and be a virgin. someone's gonna come for your booty.
>>218180831This. Ending up with an overbearing gf who hates when you enjoy things is objectively worse then being a wizard. Have standards.
first few times I saw these threads I was always entered hopeful its about all the tits we get to see in that moviebut incels just make these so they can talk about their incelhoodwhy wont you go to r9k or wherever, why being in movies?
>>218180757Sound like my vocational eastern euro school
>>218181028Why don't you go to normie websites, sex-haver
i lost my virginity at 17 and had a 16 y/o gf when i was 18 (legal here) and i haven't had sex in 14 years since. still 6 foot and handsome but very blackpilled at what most girls will do for a bag of chips.
>>218180936Plenty of quality cope these days
>>218181028>Blooody bitch basterd just post tit and vagene in my movies being Sir just redeem other threads
>>218180978Appalachia meets Urals
>>218181069Lemme guess, electrotechnical highschool?
>>218180831I have standards, faggot, I just know that I'm no prize chicken myself. I look nice, I'm 6ft and well endowed but I'm also a spaz who hates women and normies. I was a virgin for 21 years and if I knew how easy it was to get laid back in my teens, I probably wouldn't even be here.>>218181008Nobody said anything about dating said club sluts. They're supposed to be a stepping off point, so you can gain some confidence and realise that getting laid isn't a big deal.
>there are anons so retarded and inept that they were unable to form relationships with girls when forced to be in the same building while they all had off the chart hormones>literally trapped with horny girls for yearslmao. Even an ugly retard like me was able to get a fat tiddied goth girlfriend for 11 and 12th grade.
>>218181290Disregard that, I suck dicks lol.
>>218180676that's literallty impossible
>>218181420that's cool, dude
could you imagine some random skinny nerd not only having sex, but actually getting the cute tomboy pregnant, and then breaking up with her for someone else? this movie was wild. teenagers barely have sex these days. theres more women over 40 having kids than women under 20. id say this movie now has a completely unrealistic premise.
>>218182147That’s clearly a man on the right
Reminder that late hotweels got laid @ age of 19
I will only have sex with robot waifus. No deprecating flesh holes for me, man.
>>218180426That's what I said 7 years ago
>>218182188Bro China needs to speed up their robo waifu development. It looks pretty promising so far but I don’t know if America will allow them to be imported though.
1 year and 3 months remaining
>>218180426I miss being young and hopeful
>>218180622Don't listen to him, you are 24, you can take it easy today. Relax, stay here with us on 4chan and maybe start seriously when you're 25... really... take it easy haha
>>218180854Chuds be like>yeah I finally fucked a woman but I now I want to be obsessed over Really stfu you loser at heart
>>21817836614 years to go... I'd say I'm slowly losing hope, but in reality I mostly lost all hope when high school ended.
>>218178366ITT: people who haven't seen the movie. "40" wasn't presented as an age limit if signpost or anything, it was just the age Carrel's character happened to be. The point was that he had ruined all his chances much earlier in life, and had been unfuckable for a long time at this point.
>>218180854>gotten laid multiple times>feel like an incelThis is cultural appropriation.
>>218182562Anon, these threads are for commiserating, not discussing the actual movie.
3 more years... it wasn't supposed to be a documentary......
>>218182562its a comedy
>>218182562>ruined all his chances much earlier in lifefunniest thing ever is that I literally only had a chance in life, and fumbled it because I was too young to properly understand romance and relationship dynamics. aside from that, women ignored me all my life, and they still do.
>Went from thinking about sex 24/7 to forgetting I haven't fapped in a weekThrough my copes I have ascended.I shan't yield to the foids and humilliation ritualmaxx for crumbs of pussy like most of my brethen.
>>21818067618 AND a virgin? what will hollywood cook up next?
>>218181028>why being in movies?learn english you absolute retard
>>218181127Yeah, we were so envious of those blue blood gymnasium fags, they had the ratio reversed, 10 of them vs 20 girls and every one of them was giga Stacey.
>>218181290>bragging about fucking a fat chickfatties don’t count incel
>>21818230336 in March, wish me luck boyos
>>218180426
>>218180426You are here forever
>>218180936Your sex drive will lower in your 30s so you won't care as much
OP is a guaranteed virgin. Stop trying to bait people into feeling as ashamed and lonely as you obviously are. Get a life.
The only cute girl in my entire college is a feminist that likes Bojack Horseman. Other than her, there's only 40yo Chinese women.After I graduate, I will only have work.It's so over.
>>218182147>theres more woman over 40 having kidsKind of explains why theres alot of autistic kids running around nowadays.
>>218182562What movie?
>>218182734She didn't get fat until after high school, thank you very much.
>>218180426Clock is ticking
>>218182726>10 of them vs 20 girlsit was literally the M-F proportion we had in my gymnasium class but believe it or not all of those girls were ugly
>>218183681OP hereI was until your mom read your post and felt bad for me. The rest is history
>>218181290ok nigga but depression and intense social anxietyi rest my case
>>218185586Have you considered not being a little pussy? Only 1% of men haven't had sex by the time they hit 30. You think only 1% of men have depression and social anxiety?
>>218185702bet they don’t have social anxiety as bad as mine
>>218185702>Only 1% of men haven't had sex by the time they hit 30. You think only 1% of men have depression and social anxiety?That's just being ugly and autistic at the same time.t. 35 khv
do you even want to spend time with a woman. do you actually WANT a girlfriend?
>>218186116god yes
>>218186116not really. I want sex and affection on tap (1-2x per week) with no other obligations
>>218186078not even ugly, i just basically don’t go outside
>>218186209true. having no social circle is even worse than being ugly.
Just under 2 years to go, I'm almost there lads.
>>218186116That is how I know it's just my dick talking. Sure, I want sex, but the idea of having to spend most of my free time with someone sounds like torture.
This is me now, became a 40 year old virgin february 3rd.
>>218186209You never went to school? College? Work?
>>218186396how did YOU end up like this?
>>218186116every time i do i remember i will have be emotionally invested in another person and i immediately lose interest thinking how exhausting that isif i could find a low maintenance autist/schizoid adjacent gf that stays inside that would be nice but just based off her nature that will be impossible for me
>>218186420Late bloomer, did EE degree (100% male) and EE jobs (100% male).Basically never been around women ever.
>>218186413i just go straight home once i’m done with my obligations
In retrospect there were a couple of girls that were interested in me at school but I was too depressed and autistic to do anything about it and now I'm a 33 year old balding virgin shut in.
Why did no one tell me how to get girls
>>218187063you were supposed to know
>>218180426With that attitude another 20 years has gone by before you know it. You really need to work to get laid, especially these days. It just won't happen on its own. Trust me, I know. 32 and still virgin.
>>218186768You probably make well into the 6 figures. Go on a sugar daddy site and find some young slut to pump and dump. Or just go in a dating app, literally no excuse to not get laid if ya make good money and have a career
>>2181821598/10 would lol again
>>218186116i want that more than sex
>>218181290some people have standards and others (You) don't
>>218180426Advice: work out now. Once you hit 30 you will not, I repeat, WILL NOT be able to build muscle unless you laid the foundation in your twenties.Just remember, you can never say that you weren't warned.
>>218180426Thats what i said 18 years ago and i was right thanks myspace
as a percentage of the wizard population in the western world, how many of them do you think are "normal"?e.g. non-shut-ins, non-neets, non-deformed, non schizo?
>>218188915you can build muscle practically at any age, even after 60. testosterone hardly drops naturally at all (the 1 % per year after 30 is mainly just a mean difference error). your metabolism might slow down as you age, but that only means you have to pay more attention to your diet (macros, mainly, protein in-take). the biggest reason why building muscle in your 30s is harder than in 20s i because lack of time and energy.granted, still valid advice, better to start NOW.
You have to see an escort after a certain point. Even if it's horrible it will still help a lot to get rid of that feeling of wanting to scream or rip your own face off any time couples or sex are mentioned.
>>218178366>this was supposed to be a joke decades agogrim
>>218186116No, that's why my ideal gf is someone like this.>Eat meals together>Spend most of the day doing our own thing>Have sweaty sex, then bath together, then bed>Repeat
>>218189331>get rid of that feeling of wanting to scream or rip your own face off any time couples or sex are mentioned.I cheated and got rid of that feeling by getting a sex doll.I don't even notice couples in the street now, because my mind is too busy thinking about how something autistic.
Is our only hope to become plapjaks? Or are we too autistic for even that?
>>218190443It's never worth it regardless of where you are in life.
