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The leftist fag writers couldn't just let Raymun prosper, they just had to show that his firstborn and heir is going to be a cuck baby from a whore.

They can't help themselves.
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>>218180066
Tons of sex.
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why do chuds hate that he ends up with a sex worker anyways?
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>>218180482
They’d rather he marry a miserable woman who doesn’t like him.
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>>218180066
it seemed obvious to me that she was just saying "you fucked me so good I'm definitely pregnant."

if she was far enough along to know she was pregnant it would be obvious to everyone it cant be his baby.
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>>218180482
Chuds decided to hate sex workers when they realized women on OF could make a lot of money.
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>>218180066
Who cares? If there are doubts, just get it legitimized. That's how Temujin (the future Chingiz Khan) handled his eldest son Jochi, who was 99% certainly the product of rape when Temujin's wife got kidnapped by the Merkit. Point being, there's a mechanism of legitimizing bastards in Westeros that could clear all this up, something that coward Ned Stark could have done for Jon if he hadn't been a wilting lily whenever Catelyn shot him a nasty look.
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>>218180505
thats why they have multiple scenes showing him to be a retard.
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>>218180505
It's meant to be ambiguous.
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>>218180505
that's because you missed the point. they didn't say it explicitly, but they do everything they can to let you connect the dots
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>>218180506
>sex workers
I can't believe society protects pornstars now.
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she was the classy kind of whore though, lordly dick only.
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>>218180482
I'm fine with him ending up with a "sex worker"

not fine with him ending up with one without knowing while she's pregnant with another man's child that she convinced him is his because they made him a retarded awkward virgin nerd

complete character assassination of a noble character this entire season, and the end goal was to make him a cuck in order to subvert expectations for an entire house branch retroactively
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>>218181366
Like Dubai escorts?
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>>218181397
>Like Dubai escorts?
They're called Travel Influencers
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>>218180066
shit was SO cash
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>>218180066
she was banging a guy with foot gout. nasty ass ho
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>>218181262
legitimizing bastards means taking someone everyone knows is your son and elevating them to nobleborn status. even if absolutely everyone 100% knows it's your son they don't automatically become legitimate. it's the lord's choice to let the bastard into the nobility.

This is completely different because raymun just thinks it's his child, and he's marrying her so it won't need legitimising in the first place

I fail to see what mass rapist ghenghis khan doing in real life, not within the bounds of a story of he author gods have full control of, is relevant
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>>218181416
This, unironically. As long as they're happy and she doesn't fuck on him after they're wed, it's all good. Chuds angry at this but don't throw shade at Pretty Woman are hypocrites.
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>>218181446
>I fail to see what mass rapist ghenghis khan doing in real life, not within the bounds of a story of he author gods have full control of, is relevant
It's a prime example of how to handle a questionable eldest son's birth in a dynasty having more than one son where the others are doubtlessly your kids. If you weren't a peabrain, I wouldn't have to explain it to you.
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>>218181496
I don't think you understand the objection here. it's not a logistical problem of how to deal with the bastard son when people notice. if someone comes and rapes your wife and she wants to keep the baby, the main problem there isn't the slight awkwardness you'll face when you gather with other lords
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>>218181458
You keep bringing up chuds, but Dunk & Egg is white kino. Made for us, not you. Note that if this happened in House of Dragon /tv/ wouldn't care. Woke shows die a thousand deaths. We ask that your kind stops trying to ruin Dunk & Egg. Our kino.
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>>218180066
Well yeah, you chuddies need to be reminded that the show is NOT for you.
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Yeah she is a whore, but atleast she cheered on dunc when nobody else did. So she atleast have a heart.
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>>218180482
>>218180506
>sex worker
a whore
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>>218180066
I saw a bts if her getting ready for the show, my god the tits are huge
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>>218180066
damn, thanks for helping me avoid another shitty show
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>>218181818
You already watched it. And are pissed that it wasn't woke enough. Nobody buys your lies anymore.
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>>218181896
I buy them because I didn't watch htd season 2 and won't watch 3. I did watch akotsk but s2 may be a pass unless they're definitely converting the sworn sword and not veering into more fanfiction
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Raymun is based and if he wants to wife that hot ginger whore and legitimize a child of questionable origin he has my blessing.
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He decided to step up and become a better man.
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Was she pregnant?
I thought the point was that she just went "I can feel I'm pregnant with a son" after they fucked once.
There's no doubt that she's taking advantage of his naivety but I didn't get the impression that she was already pregnant. She's a whore, she'd have ways to prevent that.
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>>218180066
Cidre has this kind of effect on you. It gives you super sperms, strong enough to make a baby in the span of one night.
Don't mess with Raymun you ignorant swine.
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>>218181969
Who knows, but yeah she does have access to abortion inducing herbs.
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yeah yeah cuck and all. dunk just mad it wasn't going to be his
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>>218181969
>I thought the point was that she just went "I can feel I'm pregnant with a son" after they fucked once.
You are correct. Obviously. This is clearly the point of the scene. There's no way she could know she is pregnant yet and she almost certainly isn't because she's a whore so she's using some form of contraception. Dunk looks incredulous not because he thinks she's pregnant with someone else's baby, but because he strongly suspects she isn't pregnant at all. She lied to lock him down so she could marry a knight.

This really shouldn't need to be explained.
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>>218180505
>if she was far enough along to know she was pregnant it would be obvious to everyone it cant be his baby.

Possible if she got knocked up a month ago. She didn't have her period this month, knew she waas pregnant but no visible signs and changes yet. So she found a sucker. She can always say that baby was born early, which is normal.
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>>218180482
>sex worker
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>>218180066
the story is clearly quaker propaganda
>evil nobility
>nobel peasant
americans cannot write fantasy
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Can't people just be happy? Chances are she & the baby will die in childbirth
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I'm pretty sure even the showrunners implied that she's just trapping him and that she's not actually pregnant. I can think of worse fates than marrying and nutting into a cute dwarf gf every night.
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>>218180505
Anon she spent the first few episodes getting railed by the Dondarrion nobleman. It's his baby. You don't feel your pregnancy immediately just a few hours/minutes after sex, it's a baby from the previous guy.

You can tell from Dunk's mannerisms and reactions that he's aware that the whore is duping poor Raymun.
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>>218181262
>bro just get the bastard legitimized
>during a time when a bunch of legitimized bastards laid waste to the realm and caused multiple wars and caused countless deaths
>bastards of the same family line that raymun hates with all of his being
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I agree, people should be elated for seeing cuck fantasies adapted as television shows.
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>>218182308
Why did Marior do it...
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>>218181387
And how do you know she was pregnant from a previous client and fooling him into accepting the kid vs just fooling him into believing she's pregnant when she's not that way she marries into nobility?
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>>218180066
why are you watching this slop anyway
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>>218182463
feel free to not post in threads you add nothing to
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>>218182463
watched the last of your moms bbc feeds. this was the next best thing
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All women are whores
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>>218182104
>she's a whore so she's using some form of contraception
you know what form of contraception she has access to? drinking poison to try to become sick enough to induce a miscarriage after she's already pregnant
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>>218180066
>She's a fucking whore Raymun
ALL YOU NEEDED TO SAY DUNC
WORST FRIEND AWARD
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>>218182500
All whores are women
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>>218182476
i'm adding my disapproval of this turd show
>>218182481
she ain't in none of those
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>>218182500
Even your mom?
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>sex worker
the absolute state of 4cuck. Who lets these trannies in here?
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>>218182518
Yes especially your whore mom
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I think you all are forgetting that for Brienne to be a descendant of Dunk, it has to be through a bastard.
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>>218180066
All of GoT is just this slop. There’s enough violence and sex to distract from the endless poison pills you get slipped
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Actually this cuck fantasy is good because the plot requires it.
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It is a pretty shitty thing to do to my boy to imply that the entire green apple branch of the Fossoways may not have any Raymun's genes.

It's a quaint little bit of Westerosi lore that the house splits at this point and Raymun is the progenitor of what eventually becomes the more successful of the two branches, but it does kinda take the shine off the apple if it turns out he's not actually the progenitor of anything, just a cuckold.
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>>218182587
He doesn't join the Kingsguard for decades after this. He could have married and sired legitimate children. There's no mention of them, but there's also very few details about the majority of his life in general.
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>>218182587
Season 1 dunk: virgin with a cuck best bro
Season 26 dunk: somehow nutted in so many women that every tall person is related to him (seriously, theres a theory even gregor is lmao), and now as coldhands he accidentally nutted in a white walker and created the night king
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>>218180066
yeah, your reward for being a good peron, a brave loyal friend that risks his life for his friend and for justice is marrying a whore and having her bastard son as your heir.
Bravo Martin
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>>218182681
>as coldhands he accidentally nutted in a white walker and created the night king
Jesus Christ, someone has to put that glownigger Preston in a straight jacket.
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Why can't your side allow us to have white kino? We gave you HOTD. We gave you HALO. We gave you LOTR.

Why can't we just have one show for ourselves without libtards trying to sabotage it with falseflagging and jewery?
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I came here to laugh at chuds.
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>>218182727
Commie Jews got a hold on the free market, muh boy
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I don't even want to think of how many STDs a medieval prostitute has
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>>218180066
>check any film since the 50s ("Hollywood's Golden Age"), aka before the "Woke Era"
>the protagonist, his best-friend or the villain is cucked
>most men still consoom this cuck-slop
>women suffer no repercussion
It's all so tiredsome.
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>>218182518
Of course. My dad is a fuckhead too, my parents got divorced when I was 3 and I observed my dad's seduction methods as I aged.
He picked women with daddy issues and got them intoxicated, that was his whole game plan - my mother is definitely a retarded whore.
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Why are Leftoids trying to steal "Knight of The Seven Kingdoms" from us? They're trying their hardest to pretend it's woke because some idiot got a woman pregnant? Isn't that the story of their own conception.
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>>218182444
Are you retarded? Do you think they stuck around there for months after the trial? And before you reply with a snarky "how do YOU know they didn't" there would be nothing left of Beesbury or Baelor but a puddle of goo to cremate or bury. There is no way she could know she was pregnant within a few days. So it's obviously not his.
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She's a hot redhead with big tits and a fun personality. You think he's going to find better in his situation? Whores are based, Raymun is based. Fuck you.
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>>218180066
It's a show for women like all modern tv shows
Literally not a single modern tv show is made for men
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>>218180066
Maybe don't bring your retarded fatboy hangups into a show if you're going to cry about it afterwards.
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>>218180482
It would be fine if she was honest about it and didn't try to make him raise a child that isn't his.
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>>218182514
that would imply your opinion has value
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>>218183024
>You think he's going to find better in his situation?
Yes? He is from a wealthy family, a knight and was given his own land and a business.
That woman is completely out of his league.
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>>218180066
It all works out because I'm pretty sure in the books Maekar gives her an abortion with a powerful gauntlet punch to the stomach (he didn't know she was pregnant at the time) in an attempt to force Rayman into telling him where dunk and egg ran off to.
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>>218180066
GRRM is a cuckold fetish, what did you expect?
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>>218183154
It's not from the book.
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>>218183185
He still has a cuckolding fetish and it's in line with his writing
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>>218183125
it does
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>>218183185
the fat man signed off on it so it is in fact canon now
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IT'S LE BAD IF RAYMUND'S HOUSE GETS KEKED OUT
IT'S LE GOOD IF DUNK FUCKS EVERY HIGHBORN GIRL IN THE SERIES
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>>218183315
It's also bad, but we haven't met the Tarth guy. Cucking a character we have seen be good and honorable is obviously much more insulting to the audience.

Also someone who sleeps with another person who is in a relationship is not as morally bad as the person who actually is in the relationship and cheating on their partner.
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>>218183315
Yes, total Manlet death!
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>>218180499
You were allowed to beat and rape your wife back then.
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>>218182444
because HBO makes cucked shows basically 100% of the time now?
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wtf
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Did the general die?
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>>218180482
Women should be concerned that most men don’t have a problem with the fact she’s a whore, after all, at this point most women are indistinguishable from whores anyway. Men would just have a problem the good bro is getting cucked biologically. Instinctively we recognize the Raymun character is a good dude and our natural tendency is to be bothered by him being duped into raising another man’s child, even though it’s fake. Men have a natural instinct for law, order, and truth. Women have a natural instinct for crime, chaos, and deception.
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is this the designated dunk thread?
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>>218183702
I revived it for ya

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>>218183849
>>218183849
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>>218180066
The dude is a manlet who just bodied two targ shits and a couple kingsguard AND his own kin in a method of trial by combat that hasn’t been seen in centuries. THEN he stands up his own house and a profitable business venture. Then he married an absolute sex machine who’s gonna drain his balls every night.

Boo hoo his first kid might not be his. You all say Bobby B is based but none of his kids were his either.

Here’s the thing, even if the kid isn’t his Raymun doesn’t fucking care. This one tourney set him for life. He’s always going to be known as the green apple boy who got knighted on the spot, threw down with the best of the best, and absolutely BTFO everyone in his way. The fact that he already has a son on the way with minimal effort isn’t bad, it’s actually perfect timing because it’s one more hand to carry a sword or make cider.
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I love that he's just living the dream
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>>218180505
you people are the same retards that think dunc is knighted.
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>>218183024
>You think he's going to find better in his situation?
yes quite literally. he is now a lord of his own house and huge chunk of fertile land. he is a known knight and rich.
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>>218183315
yes. bros before hoes
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Naive character gets tricked in a television series
The west has fallen
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>>218180482
>sex worker
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>>218184126
>Come on y’all, let’s date single mothers and let other men knock up our wives :)
This is how you get elected the person who actually is what you’re all afraid Trump is.
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>>218181496
Its not your kid, simple as, you cant legitimize another woman's and mans child as your own, you could adopt? and then legitimize? Naaaah
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>>218181366
We met her at the height of her career, clearly
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>>218180066
My main gripe is that they made him so braindead retarded, that he doesn't realize shes too heavily pregnant for it to be feasibly his, so its utterly unbelievable that a lord would do this. Stupid joke, that makes not sense, and undermines a character, just to "own the chuds"
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>>218180066

Wasn't really about that. Was more about he was too innocent and otherwise distracted to see the girl from the crowd was just a whore out for easy money and preyed on his naivety to land herself a comfortable nest-egg and settle down.

At least she got herself a great guy. She lucked out as much as he did in the span of three days at the Ashford tourney.
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>>218182518
Especially my mom. She’s also a drunk.
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>>218181262
Genghis Khan’s wife was raped by a rival clan. He acknowledged him as his firstborn, but the succession was tense, he was seemingly never intended to inherit, Genghis’ biological sons disliked him, and he was probably murdered. Completely nonsensical to compare that to Raymun marrying a random smallfolk whore. Completely different societies and cultures.
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>sex worker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orFWj1gc7i4
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>>218182826
no one watches hotd because its 'woke garbage' when its really just absolutely fucking horrible
dunc ended up being fucking amazing and appealing to everyone and leftoids are politically coded in every single aspect of their life so it became all about political identity to them because they are mentally fucking ill, worse than miga boomers
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>>218180482
>women are objects
>women sells body like an object
Chad’s spaz



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