Is this a realistic female orgasm portrayal?
>>218181032No, this is
You mean you haven't watched JAV?
>>218181032i wouldn't know
>>218181032I brought a girl to orgasm where she literally gushed on me like a pregnant woman's water breaking but she wasn't all that noisy until she busted.
>>218181032No, because you can see she has no dick going in her. She has no dildo or nothing. You can't just orgasm for no reason.
>>218181032Is sticky white ooze gushing out of her virginia
>>218181131Sounds gross
>>218181429Kinda was. She was mortified.
>>218181032it was kino that's all that matters
>>218181032
No
>>218181131You got pissed on lmao
>>218181131Man. why do people think women suddenly have this new body part full of cum.women fake it. they also can have yeast issues. squirting is piss and they can do it anytime.when a girl cums it feels good. but they fake the reaction mostly
I've had a lot of sex but I don't think I've ever made a woman cum
>>218181871Hot.
>>218181933dont worry. some women can barely cum from sex. still feels good though and they enjoy though. I am sure you had some fake orgasms which turns them on more and you
>>218181032Sorry, I don't know. I've only ever seen male orgasms.
>>218182184based janny
>>218181933its hit or miss. Ive been with few women but some could only climax with vibrators, others would have multiple orgasms during sex>>218181032no, this is how they look after
>>218181032this was my mom's face when she saw wuthering heights with me
>>218181032Is this peak Meg?
>>218181131>get pissed on>brag about it
>>218181032what movie?
>>218182368Debbie Does Dallas
>>218181032Meg Ryan publicly cucked Dennis Quaid with Russell Crowe She's a fucking whore
The female "orgasm" is a myth.
>>218181032>Go to movie theater in the 90s.>This scene plays as part of an ad.>First time - most of the theater laughs at the "I'll have what she's having" line.>Every following time the laughter diminishes>Eventually the scene happens and no one laughs at all, some people yell the line out loud.Fun times
>>218181895So you're telling me women pissing looks like eruption of geyser on Iceland?
>>218181207Most orgasms are from clitoral stimulation, not from duck inside them
Was cruel intentions and American pie realistic?
nah usually they scream into a pillow but there wasn’t one on set
>>218182708yes you dumb fuck"real squirting" (the myth) would come from the same orifice anywaysare you serious right now?
My girlfriend never came with me but she got mugged and raped and told me she had an orgasm
>>218184099the clitoris surrounds the vag, virgin. it’s not just the nub.
in a way, sure. women make the sounds and faces for men. it's like how cats don't meow in the wild.
>>218184300forgot to mention her rapist was black. not sure if it matters lol
>>218184397Don’t reply to my post Rajesh.
>>218181131>orgasm so hard she loses bladder controlA man with a healthy amount of testosterone would be flattered by this instead of repulsed.
>>218181032It's a realistic portrayal of a faked experience. I think they call it "acting".
>>218181032yeah, but usually only when they are with me.
>>218181963women who can't cum from sex are retarded. Theyre simply not in tune with their bodies
>>218182375actually watched that recently since it is actially on the wikipedia. old porn was so much better
>>218181871uuuh based?
>>218182366uuuuuh, based?
>>218185549Could be 100% correct on that. Maybe they expect too much or something.In the end. Not my fucking problem
>>218181032Not really, like at all.
>>218181032yes, because they fake it anyway.
>>218184514MODS
>>218181032You can tell whether or not it's real based on how ugly it is.If the face she makes is retarded and she farts or squirts piss or something, then it was real. If she's trying to look sexy and doing that sensual moan shit, it's fake.This is common sense to guys who have had sex... You've had sex before, right?
>>218187216>You've had sex before, right?
>>218181032How should i know?
>>218181032That’s essentially what women do when they’re faking, but there’s a caveat to that, because it’s also how they psych themselves into a real orgasm. When it’s real, you’ll feel it, too, because their entire body will tense. I foreplayed an old gf of mine into her first orgasm and I will never forget the sound she made. It was almost exactly the sound that the Slayers in Krull make when they’re killed.https://youtube.com/watch?v=PM9t2KSOfK8&pp=ygUSS3J1bGwgc2xheWVyIGRlYXRo&t=35
Women actually tense up when they cum so they usually get quieter
>>218187787That'll fucking make a change then
>>218181032ITT: men who have never made a woman cumLISTEN UP FAGSThis is how it goes: you'll be doing whatever to a girl. Fucking her, playing with her clit/nipples, eating her out, whatever. You'll be able to sense her getting close. There are involuntary muscle movements, physical changes in the way her body looks. Blood will rush to her extremities, causing her face to flush red, veins will begin to pop out, her arms and legs will quiver and contract, her pussy will squeeze on you like a vice. Any one of these things might be fakeable, but if you see multiple signs it's definitely a real orgasm. If you're really in tune with your body and she is really in tune with hers, and you have an excellent connection, you'll even be able to literally feel the bioelectric flows as she reaches climax. Her whole face will scrunch up like it almost hurts (for a big one) before releasing into ecstacy.My advice would be that if your girl says she's getting close or is actively cumming, DO NOT STOP doing whatever you're doing until your body literally can't move anymore. You'll be able to chain her orgasms and send her brain into the astral plane, which is an incredible bonding experience (and a big ego boost for you). Start low and slow and slowly build up to it. Pay attention to her body. Listen for every catched breath while feeling her up and remember it for later on. Foreplay is THE MOST important part for getting a woman off. She is the Wonka Bar and you are Charlie, gently unwrap her and treat her like the most delicious candy bar you will ever eat. Women will tell you they want it hard and rough which is true sometimes, but I've found that they respond most strongly to a soft, gentle, loving touch. You just have to take your time with it and actually pay more attention to what she is experiencing than what your cock is.>t. tantric sex practicioner with literally hundreds of female orgasms provided under my belt
>>218188328>LISTEN UP FAGSno
No. Real orgasms arent anything remotely same as porn. Its usually some gutteral grunt like a farm animal or deep sighing thats almost silent except for the sounds of exhaled breath. Anyone thats says otherwise is a snowed retard
>>218181131My ex was a squirter snd once she started she could keep having them one after the other. She said tbe only reasons why she ever stopped was bc she had to stop at some point but said she could essentially go on forever
>>218188328Reading about sex is so cringe
>>218188374This anon fucks
>>218181933You gotta target the clit or g spot which is difficult from dick penetration unless your dick is curved like a hockey stick
>>218188479
>>218188550Just push her legs further back in the air and you'll hit it just fine
>>218181032No, it's the porn ideal of what a female orgasm is like. Women stiffen up when they cum and a lot of them either cry or laugh after. Also, more women than you think cum from vaginal stimulation. The trick is to fold them in half in missionary so that your dick keeps hitting the Grafenberg spot (it's also why you're supposed to finger a bitch by going up instead of plainly going in or down.) Also, push down on the lower belly during. I'm not sure what it does but they seem to like it more.
>>218188595Ya the g spot kinda feels like an almond on the frontal wall and doing a "come hither" type of motion on it seems to work with most. Most girls are shy to tell you what they like but I had 2 fwb over the years that were very open about how to properly please them and I learned a lot from that.
>>218188328thank you grok
>>218188676Also depend son the penis and their spot. you could have a small dick but it's super crooked and hit just right. shit is like a puzzle piece. in the end. easiest way is foreplay
>>218188477No, you're just inexperienced and subconsciously uncomfortable about sex so you internalize people being open about sex as cringe
>>218184444Digits of (piss soaked) truth!
won't deny that women sometimes deliberately do porn screaming during sex as an act because they think that's what you're supposed to or the guy will be impressed somehow, but it's not a natural thing to do
>>218188374think about it. do you make like porn when you fap? of course you don't, when you climax you probably just make some grunting sounds and that's all.
>>218188860Yes. it turns them on and you as well. which is the purpose. my last gf told me the best part of sex was the very beginning when you stretch the slowly
>>218188550>unless your dick is curved like a hockey stickThis is me. My dick curves like a fuckin' hook.
female orgasm isnt needed for reproduction therefore not my problem
if you can't make the bitch cum it usually means she isn't attracted to you. sorry, guys.
>>218188974pretty much this. they can fap all they want. we're stuck with just cumming once. quit caring. they'll do it on their own. we're not the same
>>218181963>>218185549Yeah some women are just retarded when it comes to their bodies and how they can orgasmI've been with my girlfriend for two and a half years and she's incapable of orgasming from sex. I eventually figured out that it was because prior to our relationship she would use this insanely powerful vibrator and make herself orgasm up to five times a day, almost every day, for months on end, and that as such she'd become reliant on a type of stimulation and immersion within her own mind that is completely impossible to achieve in regular sex. I've been with many women before her and I would say it's completely random, some can orgasm from just fingering them, some can barely ever orgasm at all, it has much less to do with your ability as a man and a lot more with them in my experience. I would also add that although women are somewhat correct that most men suck at sex, I would argue that most women also suck ass at sex, arguably even moreso than men.
>>218189032I used to think this, but I think people conflate not being able to make your partner orgasm with having bad sex, because the two often overlap, but they can be mutually exclusive categories. Having bad sex is a pretty strong indicator that your partner isn't attracted to you, but it's entirely possible for a woman to be unable to orgasm with a dude that she otherwise finds attractive. It sounds like a cope because the discourse on this issue has been mostly dominated by bitter women who despise men.
>>218184300>>218184397>>218184414all three of these posts were made by indians, somehow
>>218188328I fingered a girl in a museum once and she came in 45 seconds, this guy's a chump
>>218189629we don't suck. we just try to avoid to orgasm. meanwhile when we cum without own hands it feels better. it is what it is. shit's still fun
>>218188458fuck off you mentally ill freak
*with our own hands.>>218189629
>>218189924nah I've heard enough stories from girls to know that a lot of dudes suck at sex. I operate on the rationale that being decent at sex exists on a similar bell curve as intelligence, so anyone below a certain IQ is in my eyes highly unlikely to be good at sex, and simultaneously anyone who's high IQ but has some kind of neurotic disorder is also more likely to be bad at sex, so it stands to reason in my mind that a significant chunk of both men and women are bad at sex in the same way that a significant chunk of men and women are either retarded or mentally damaged somehow.
>>218189951Eh I disagree, I think finishing at the end of great sex is a more holistically pleasurable experience than jacking off ever could be. Finishing from good head even moreso.
>>218181032:DDDbenis in bagine :DDDfug :DDDDD
>>218189869What does the child fucker have to do with that?
>>218181032never looked good, but after hitting that wall at warp 10? damn
>>218190020Yeah. I mean the intimacy part for sure. I just mean the orgasm itself. But yeah. creaming in your girl as you lay together near her neck. it is the best. the chill cuddle afterwards
>>218181032>Is this a realistic female orgasm portrayal?get on the LANDMAN level
>>218181032I wouldn't know.
>>218188860I had a gf who did that only when she knew people would hear.
>>218188935Dude needs a protractor to measure his dick kek
>>218190260that's a thing too. had a girl mind you we were on opiates so I wouldnt cum fast. bitch would be all loud on purpose if friends were there. pretty cringe desu
I DON'TKNOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>218190338At least it was around friends. She was loud when her family was home. She was just plain advertising that she's getting some.
>>218190554Yeah. we stayed with her grandma for awhile since we were poor useless junkies. she was quiet there. it's some fake flex when friends are around
>>218182366well, usually I have to pay extra for that. and asking for it outright gives 'em the 'ick
>>218181032How the fuck would I know?
>>218188725no. I just don't want to imagine what two "average" meat golems rubbing against each other, look, sound or smell like.
>>218190100I liked her in that movie Jada Pickett performing as an aggressive lezzie. Hot!
>>218191378Future mass shooter detected.
>>218188725na he's right. the puritans were kinda on to something
>>218181933who cares
>100+ replies>not a single one identifies the true nature of the female orgasmI wonder why that is...
>>218192155Because it is something they do solo.
>>218192208That reminds me of the time I randomly found my mom's vibrator.
>>218192223so glad that never happened to me. I remember my friend found hers. he was also the first kid to told me to jack off because it starts funny and had a weird uncle
>>218181032No, it's what women think they look like. A real orgasm makes a woman look kind of retarded in any other context
I am so glad I don't have to read women's minds during intercourse, because I'm gay. For us, it's simple. We know we both orgasmed because we both came.
>>218181871Noice
Meg Ryan is an actress. She could pull off a fake orgasm easily.
>>218181032Yeah, she made that same face while I diddled her.
Most women moan and act like they are being drilled by God's own unicorn horn to be nice. Because they know that's what you want to hear. But it is always just an act.
>>218192483It is true. gay people do have it better in that regard
>>218192483>he doesn't know he can orgasm without ejaculating as a man and never have a refractory periodo I am laffin
nobody on here has had sex to be able to know that
>>218193959i did because God created prostitutes for men like me
all i know is when i have an orgasm i end up looking like this
>>218187767>When it’s real, you’ll feel it, too, because their entire body will tenseSome girls can do this at will, like a full-body Kegel, it's not necessarily an orgasm but can just be something they do to make you cum fast.
>>218188328>You just have to take your time with it and actually pay more attention to what she is experiencing than what your cock is.How? Sex feels too good.
>>218188877>not releasing primal screams when you finish a fapping sessionCan you even call yourself a man?
>>218188595>push down on the lower belly duringa girl I dated said that made her want to pee everytime, worked with others though or at least it seemed to
>>218181032>Is this a realistic female orgasm portrayal?How the hell would anyone on /tv/ know?
Women don't enjoy sex
I finally lost my virginity and did a lot of foreplay because I was scared to get to the main event and this girl had what felt like vaseline dripping from her pussy, is that normal?
>>218194252lmao enjoy your aids
>>218190260I had a gf who was super loud when at my place but quiet as fuck when at hers, I never asked but I always assumed it was about making sure the neighbors knew I had been claimed (student housing and she was insecure because of previous bfs cheating). Another one would be loud all the time but made no effort to quiet down if her mom was around, like full-blast moaning and dirty talk in a paper-thin walls house, was weird as fuck. Her mother liked me a lot and would always send me home with some food in a tupperware.
>>218194246I started resenting my ex-girlfriend about a year into our relationship but I kept her around because she paid bills and that in turn allowed me to invest my extra cash. We were basically roommates for the last two years of our relationship but she still wanted to have sex despite me turning her down most of the time because I hated spending any amount of time with her. I ended up dumping her and kicking her out. She shacked up with some dude who let her live with him for free and then she cheated on him with me before I blocked her.
>>218194289>Another one would be loud all the time but made no effort to quiet down if her mom was around, like full-blast moaning and dirty talk in a paper-thin walls house, was weird as fuck.>Her mother liked me a lot and would always send me home with some food in a tupperware.These things are related
>>218194252Yes. I’ve heard it referred to as “turkey butter” before. It means she was extremely turned on. Foreplay chads see it a lot.
>>218188420WTF
>>218194252Yeast infection.
>>218192308>10 yo>playing foosball in the youth center>beat this 12yo 10-0, according to our local rules he has to put on a diaper for the rest of the day here no adult supervision at all>he starts telling us he won't do it because we're all still kids whereas he is a man>he's a man because he masturbates everyday>have no idea what masturbation is>10 minute explanation, drawing>''I'll just show you how to do it, come to my house there's no one there this weekend''>go to the youth center in another part of town for the rest of summerDude must have had some weird shit going on at home or something, scared the shit out of me.
>>218194289Latina?
>>218194300Probably not that directly, her best friend said she usually picked complete scumbags and I was a quiet polite college student with no problems so her mom probably thought I was a good influence on her. I think her family was just weirdly casual about sex, her older brother would tease me about how loud she was when I'd have beers with him.
>>218181933Practice your finger game anon, or ask the chick what she's into
>>218187767>It was almost exactly the sound that the Slayers in Krull make when they’re killed.Its been a while since 4chan has made me literally LOL but this is everything
>>218194388nah first one was a French exchange student and second was white trash type. I've never dated a latina yet.
>>218194271>>218194324>>218194353Which one is it?!
>>218182508Isn't she fucking John Mellencamp?
>>218188328big think
>>218194677Well, presumably, it’s been at least a couple of days since dude popped his cherry. If he isn’t rocking a UTI, it probably wasn’t a yeast infection, and AIDS doesn’t do anything remotely like that, so >>218194324
my ex would get full body goosebumps for the whole duration of sex which sounds cool but it was weird fucking a girl that turned into bubble wrap
>>218181032no this is
no one posting on 4chan currently has had sex. do not dispute me on this
Female orgasm is a myth they're all faking itt. Elaine
>>218181032Of course not, the female orgasm is a myth
>>218195344why is she so angry
>>218181933Lol who the fuck cares if the hole experiences pleasure
>>218194442women don't tend to choose good mates if left to their own devices
>>218190260I have a theory that women are loud during sex because back in cavemen times it was a way of marking their territory. Men are quiet because they were hunters and didn't want to scare away animals
I've only ever made women orgasm (or at least they've bothered to pretend for me, I don't really know why, they seemed to be genuinely enjoying it either way) with one night stands. I've never had an easy cummer gf
>>218194376lmao you fucking got molested
>>218181032> Is this a realistic female orgasm portrayal?You tell us. I'm sure you've seen plenty of female orgasms when that big black bvll is banging your woman as you stand in the corner playing with yourself.
>>218195344>when that first sip of morning coffee hits your soul
>>218194376yeah. sort of same for me but it was at the playground. he went behind the fence as I was by the slide thingy. def molested or something. I never even thought about anything sexual. minus boners with boobs and a cute girl in class. this was pre coom days obviously.
like I would know lmao
>>218196169I didn't go actually go to his house though, does it still count? Honestly I was just freaked out by the whole thing, it's a shame too because the other youth center didn't have a foosball table and I had gotten really good over the summer. When I told my brother what happened he just laughed his ass off and said I was a retard for staying that long in a discussion with a gaylord for that long (2007, gaylord was still a popular word)>>218196207I actually saw a kid masturbating in biology class once, dude had his hand down his pants and it was very obvious, plus the bio teacher was a 23 yo hottie. It amazes me how little limit some people set on their lust, or maybe he was just retarded I guess.
>>218197064Yeah. I never got crazy urges like that. my moments were in private like when I took a shower etc
>>218181073Kek
>>218196089wait until it happens man, I thought sex was just alright all through highschool because I was with the same girl all that time, she never got off once except through clit stimulation loved giving blowjobs though so it's not like I was complaining. My first gf in college would orgasm so easy, I didn't give a fuck if she was pretending or not at first it felt incredible being the source of those moans. It completely changed my expectations of sex, she was way more open and direct about what she wanted done as well.
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>>218187767I can’t stop laughing. Holy shit.
