>Plays football>Loves chocolate>Spends his free time mowing lawns>75 IQ>Fights in meaningless war he doesn't understand for no reason>Best friend is a black man>Lifetime simp for a whore he marries>Drinks soda excessivelyGoddamn, Forrest is the quintessential AMERICAN
How bothered are non Americans that literal retards can do better in this country than they can?
>>218182012>football >isn't played with your feet make it make sense
>>218182012>coons are trying to get in the school >when raccoons would get in our porch mama would chase them off with a broom>not raccoons, niggers, they want to go to school with us>with us? really?We were robbed of seeing Tom Hanks as a tard in space with a chimp sidekick
>>218182086We were robbed of seeing Forrest going to school with raccoons.
>>218182086Isn't Sue an Orangutan?
>>218182108Shit, I don't know, I didn't read these books. In the movie it'd be a chimp, you're boy a rang to do shit
>>218182012sounds like a mexican, desu
>>218182012He's the quintessential boomer who fell into massive success just by existing at the right place/time, hence why this is such a huge comfort movie for that generation.
>>218182045>have to run the ball (with your feet)>have to run ( on your feet) to catch the ball >kick the ball like every 3 playsare you retarded?
>>218182012>Fights in meaningless war he doesn't understand for no reasonHe came out remarkably unscathed, didn't kill anyone, got a Medal of Honor, discovered his love of ping pong that led to an illustrious athletic career and he made a lifelong friend he could start a business with
>>218182012>It's a jew larping as a white man
>>218182045the ball is a foot long you dunce
>>218182012>goes into space>monkey astronaut sleeps with woman astronaut >plays in a band>has a big weinerBook gump was better
>>218182012Do you reckon this guy rapes and murders kids on jew island?? I bet he does bigtime
>>218182012Bless your heart
>>218182160Should be called runball or something then but definitely not football
>It has been said that while Gump follows a very conservative lifestyle, Jenny's life is full of countercultural embrace, complete with drug use, promiscuity, and antiwar rallies, and that their eventual marriage might be a kind of reconciliation. >Jenny's death to an unnamed virus "symbolizes the death of liberal America and the death of the protests that defined a decade" in the 1960s. The film's screenwriter transferred to Jenny "all of Gump's flaws and most of the excesses committed by Americans in the 1960s and 1970s".
>>218182031illegals seem to be doing pretty well for themselves everywhere they go
>>218182176Whose foot?
>>218182388>OnFootBallHow's that?
>>218182012ultimate boomer
