>Be a hard working loan officer >Boss says to follow protocols when it comes to people with horrible credit >Deny loan extension to an old lady >The old lady is a Satanist, curses you, and a demon torments you for 3 days >Get dragged to Hell because you denied a loan to a devil worshipperWhat the fuck was the problem with this movie? What's the moral here? Comply with people who worship Satan and give them what they want? Fuck off, man.
Nice opinion. Which christtcuck video essay grifter did you watch?
>>218182182This movie made me an atheist
>>218182182The old woman wasn't a Satanist, she was a Gypsy and in their internal mythology they believe Gypsies can get away with stealing / lying / being criminals because one of them stole a piece of wood from Jesus's cross (not even joking). That's why the old woman has the power to curse the protagonist.
>>218182200>Nice opinion. Which christtcuck video essay grifter did you watch?
>>218182182the only horror movie ever made that people treat like an Aesop fable.really telling that none of you complain about the hundreds of horror movies where sex is immediately punished with death
>>218182230>Satanist, she was a Gypsy
>>218182182The moral is that God is a lazy piece of shit who didn't punished the fucking Gypsies and Claude Frollo them.
>>218182291Gypsies believe they're a special kind of Christian such that God himself has granted clemency for all their antisocial behavior, which I guess is its own kind of Satanic lol
>>218182230>because one of them stole a piece of wood from Jesus's cross (not even joking)A nail, not a piece of wood.
>>218182323So they're the original protestcucks.
>>218182182She was white'nuf said
>>218182328You're right
>deny loan>get tortured for eternity>literally get tortured for so long that a trillion years of food poisoning is 0.0000000000000000000001% of the pain you'll experience, but even once you reach 100% of that pain you've only just barely begun your torment
The moral of the story is to be afraid of gypsies, wich a great piece of advise. Imagine if wasps attacked you and yout whole family everyday because you killed one when you were 6. Thats gypsies.
>>218182182curses dont work on christians, the moral of the story is that being a decent person isn't enough to save you from hell. You have to give your life to Christ.
>>218183731Okey, but can you fuck a gypsie?
>>218182182there is no moral here. If anyone was to be punished, it would be the lady's manager, not her. I guess the lesson is to avoid gypsies at all cost. Look what they did to Angelus.
>>218183771Basically this. If she had accepted Jesus Christ into her heart she would have been impervious to that vile gypsy’s curse
Why didn't God protect her?
>>218184374Because it’s a make believe movie you ludicrous nonentity. Also see >>218182249
>>218182182I dunno. Seems to me that if the gypsy had that kind of power, she should have used it on the people to whom she owed money in the first place.
>>218182182This movie taught me one thing - stay the fuck away from gypsies. Never ever talk to these people.
>>218182182There was no moral. She was just an ex fat girl, trying to fit in but unable to escape the fact that she has an eating disorder. That's why there's so much imagery of things entering her mouth or things throwing up on her. It's the ghost of bulimia coming back to haunt her.
>>218182182Raimi has a thing against banks he did the same in SpiderMan 2. Aunt May was denied a loan
>>218182182Let me spell it out for you OP, since you sound like you are about 5 years old. Never trust a gypsy, never talk to them, kill them if you must.
>>218184808>Raimi has a thing against (((banks))) he did the same in SpiderMan 2. Aunt May was denied a loanHmmm...
