ITT: We predict the jokes>Scene parodying Hereditary where the girl hits multiple posts and the brother doesn't cares. >Scene with "Fart the Clown" that threatens to slaughter them only to get disposed of effortlessly>A Quiet Place parody>Cindy warns Shorty to be quiet so the monsters don't come. She continually shushes him as they try to sneak to safety. >Their path takes them through a movie theatre>Shorty, being black, is unable to be silent in the movie theater, provoking the attention of the monsters>The Beach is on Epstein's island>Epstein, Diddy, and Trump lookalikes all show up ready to party with the kids>The kids are now old women
>>218182746Don't quit your dayjob
>>218182746The Epstein's island / beach bit is genuinely funny and I can see the Hereditary bit as something that'll probably be included
>>218182746I miss these movies
>>218182746The vampires biting black people & sucking their blood makes them adopt black people’s personalities instead of vampires & one of the main characters uses job applications to keep them out of the house they’re trying to break into.
I legit don't see the point of this movie. The entire Scary Movie franchise fell from mediocre to slop after the second entry and no one, as far as I can tell, really cared about the other 3 after that. And now they're making a 6th one? Why? Big nostalgia for mostly crappy franchises, is there?
>>218182746Shite parodying shite. not even parodying classic or cult classic horror movies that everyone is familiar with. what they ought to be doing is parodying all those horrors that became huge in the years since their release. that became huge due in large part to the internet. how about making it for horror fans? instead they're going after all the NPCs who sometimes get scooped up by the astroturf campaigns into seeing the latest low-effort slop that happens to be horror. ppl who will watch anything that is hyped beyond belief. i can't stand it
>>2181833413 is the best one
>>2181842563 made fun of my city, Detroit. Detroit fellas represent!!
