>"HAAAAAAANDS FUCKING HANDS IN MY SANDWICHES, PEOPLE ARE ORDERING MY SANDWICHES AND ITS MAKING ME INSANE AAAAAAAA. IM MR FUCKING HAAAANDS"Chefs are not kino.
>>218184684
SOMEBODY JUST PULLED INTO THE PARKING LOTBEAT TO QUARTERS LADS
>>218184684i'd like to see you make a sandwich in 30 seconds
>I ORDERED ENOUGH FOOD BUT WE SOLD IT ALL AND NOW I HAVE TO ORDER MORE!>AAAAAAHHH!! AAAAAAAHHH!!>AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!>AAAAAAAHHH!!>OH MY FUCKING GOD!>AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>>218185407>Thst right you fucking fuck ass fuck hole, im a fucking chef, i fucking make fucking sandwiches, fucking make sandwichhes in 30 fucking seconds or ill fuck your first born child you fuck
>>218184684>>218185476making the show sound more compelling than it actually is thqfh
>>218185407No thanks, I'd prefer to have a real job if you don't mind.
>>218185407I'm not a slave for office workers and welfare queens, so I sha'n't be doing that
>>218185323post it
>>218185543Head chef is the real job in a kitchen.
NO ONIONS?!?!?!I'M GOING INSANE
>HE FUCKING ASKED FOR WHAT?
>>218185937>Tendies
>>218184684>kitchen closes in fifteen minutes>full table sits down
check out my doughnut boss
>>218186028GET OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE YOU MONKEY IM TRYINF TO COOK WE DONT EVEN SELL DOUGHNUTS AAAAAAAAGGGGHHH I FUCKING HATE DEI HIRES
>>218186028marcus is such a wholesome vibe. bet he smokes weed too.
>Sir.... a second customer has entered your restaurant
>could have just stuck with making sandwiches>instead went back into fine diningis he a masochist?
>>218185323Sauce chef??
>>218186028NOT NOW ADEBISI!
>>218186484It's a chef thing. We enjoy the chaos and impossible tasks. Call it masochism or what but it oddly feels like home.
>YOU GAVE ME AN ULCER AAAAAAAAAA
>Step 1 boil the water>AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
nahhh fuck this I'm out
>chef the customer just ordered a second negroni...
>>218186603LOL
>>218186696>make it look like a suicide
CUT MY LIFE INTO SLICES
can't believe I got a job as a chef at applebees because I got memed by this shit show
>>218186696>IM FUCKING BUSY IM GONNA SHIAAAAAAAAUGHHAAAAA HAAAAAANDS
>>218185793semper fry, brother
>>218187014Jace is a weepy libtard. Please delete that image from your computer and replace it with this /tv/ approved one instead.
>>218186535The fact that his “mentor” completely dismisses his trauma is actually hilarious.
>>218184684the memes around this show are probably the best thing to come out of /tv/ since baneposting
Why are chefs so lame when Guy Fieri is so cool? Don't they want to go to flavor town?
>>218187799It comes down to cooking for fun vs cooking elaborate dishes on demand with a time constraint.
Is there a name for the phenomena when people with a certain mundane job/hobby want to make it appear tougher/harder/more important/a bigger deal than it is like cooks do with the restaurant industry?
>>218187846I think with chefs it's just the case that it is literally one of the hardest and most stressful jobs, theyre not lying about it. Only harder jobs that I can think of are probably firefighters, Delta Force operators, and single moms.
>This crust is busted! I need a new crust refired yesterday!!!
>>218187888it literally isn't
>>218185323
>>218184684Shieeeeeet blackpipo season dey food cracka, yous not a restaurant owner.
Hi guarantee you 99% of the problems on this show would have been solved if the guy had just hired Mexicans like every other restaurant owner.
>>218185407>it takes 30 seconds to put three slices of cheese and ham between two bunsAre people working in restaurants fucking retarded?
>>218187846but carmy doesn't act like that.
>>218188285It's the entire aesthetic of the show
>>218187217You were just a young and impressionable kid...you wanted to enter the active service industry...
>>218187846Chefing is hard, but not mundane. It's a quite intense environment.
>>218188345YES CHEF 3 COCKS ONE TO THE MOUTH TO THE ASS YES CHEF
>>218187217We all hide our trauma. The civvies just won't get what you went through.
>>218188088Faustian spirit right here
>>218188345it wouldn't be if retard wouldn't larp like it's the military.
Hey chef can I get a tomato sandwich with diced tomatoes instead of sliced?
>>218188354Yeah allright, INTERNET TOUGH GUY
>>218188395I will literally end your fucking bloodline.
>>218188395>rips machine gun blasts towards you and your table
Look up FALLOW on the youtubes. Their headchef gopro videos are actually very kino and make chefs seem super cool
>>218188298yea the aesthetic of the show is that running a restaurant is tough as fuck. but carmy doesn't act holier than thou, in fact i think he has a few lines where hes like im doin some bullshit sandwich making. most of these memes come from that one episode where sydney didn't put a limit on online orders and they got hundreds of tickets at once.
>>218188472Where my fries at bitch?
>>218188502Coming right up sir is your cock unsucked sir?
What kind of asshole puts ketchup on a hot dog?
Do chefs ever get flashbacks while making shit like cereal at home like a vietnam vet hearing a chopper or something?
>>218188579Some questions, it's polite not to ask.
>>218188579andycooks said this happens to him when he has to bread chicken or shrimp
>>218188579back in my wagie days i worked at a large company's food court. we had an inspection and they found a couple of things in the fridge that wasn't properly labeled. so after that, for like 5 weeks we had to re-label everything, every day to make sure we pass the next inspection. obviously this was really annoying but you do what you have to do. one night i had some yoghurt or something at home, didn't eat the whole thing, put it back into the fridge, and went to sleep. when i almost fell asleep, i shoot up in a panic with the tough "i didn't label the yoghurt" screaming in my head. that and still hate the sound the ticket machines make.
>>218188579You know when you leave the armed forces you don't have to fight anyone. But a retired chef still has to cook every meal of his life.
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>>218186476keekk
The black chick is the fucking absolute worst. Shes so great and perfect for no reason, she is a gigantic bitch at the end of s1 and never apologizes for it. Ruins the whole show
>>218188143>three slices of cheese and ham between two bunsYeah I'm going to just order a few cold cuts and Kraft cheese slices between two pieces of Wonder bread at my local Italian deli... with nothing else on it. Shit for brains.
>>218189699>lemme order a sandwich you can make by just dropping random shit on the bun, I'm in a hurry so you have 30 seconds to do it or it's only 20% tip>AAAAAHHHHHHHH LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I'M DAMAGED BEYOND REPAIR I'M OVERCOOKED CUT MY BUN INTO PIECESAgain, are people working in restaurants all literal edgy retards?
>>218189917you will never understand the craft of a true sandwich artist
>>218189917
>>218185323Lewd
I'd like one omelette sandwich.No potatoes, tomatoes instead.
>>218186603I have 3 big tests this week and I'm laughing like a retard at this post lel you earned your (You)
>>218188705Back when McDonald's had fried chicken I had to "break" the thigh bone joint (or something) each one by hand raw chicken pieces in this big tub of freezing cold water
>>218189592Women are wonderful and amazing just for existing. Get over it.
>>218189949>>218189979>>218185793>>218187389Ok buddy, sure, whatever you say. Now put the fries in the bag.
>>218190403And you'll never be one. Womp womp. Better start learning how to tie a noose.
>>218186535Semper fry brother.
>We bagged fries together
>>218185323A daring synthesis
>>218186028He looks like the uma delicia guy
>>218185323mf I was eating! I spat my food out laughing so hard. lmaooo
>>218187846romanticism.
>>218185386
>>218184684>BOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH
wasn't this show about making italian beef sandwichesthat shit ain't hard
>>218192562only for season 1.then it turns out that the main guy could have asked his rich uncle for a $2 million loan whenever he wanted, so all the money struggles in the first season are retroactively negated.
>>218186028God I hated his character the most
>>218192665show treats minorities like pet characters. >going to denmark to catch a vibe, wholesome chungus
>>218187888Bro Im an active duty firefighter for 18 years.My job is fucking easy, with the caviat that you are strong phisically and mentally.Most of the time we don't do shit. Active work in the 24 hour shift is 1 hrs amd when we get a call.Ok, when we get to smth interesting than this is the hardest job for 1-4 hrs. But thats rare.Everybody works harder than us.We just do things occasionally that others would not.
>>218188425I enjoy their stuff. They’re Michelin star chefs who don’t take themselves seriously
>JESUS FUCK, SOMEBODY GET TO PREPPING DA ONIONS OVAH HERE
If you had to be a chef or a comedian, which would you choose?
>>218193033Tom Papa
