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this movie SUCKS
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Only good scenes are him getting launched by the cars and him talking to the black chick in the hospital. Everything else is just fucking around. Just tell the old guy its time and go, the "romance" with the daughter is unnecessary
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>>218184943
>7 minutes of cool Death stuff
>20 minutes of basically just porn for women
>153 minutes of brad pitt acting like a retard and nothing happening
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Yeah, im inclined to agree, wanted to enjoy it, did enjoy parts but overall below average
Brads acting was just too bizarre, didnt work out imo. Romance was weird

And for some reason jewtube keeps spamming constant clips of it
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>>218184943
>him talking to the black chick in the hospital
I haven't seen the movie but I've seen this clip and it's fucking cringe. Brad Pitt's accent is laughably bad.
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>>218185089
everytings gon be alree
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Worst Jamaican accent this side of Jar Jar.
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>>218185098
No it's EVERYFING GOIN BE AIEREEEEEE OLD ASS NIGGA
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I like it but the movie doesn’t make much sense and a lot of the scenes are pretty cringe.
I think I just might like the concept of a universal constant becoming just a man.
>Three hour run time
For this is also kinda nuts for what its essentially a chick flick
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>>218185139
no it's HOWDY MA'AM EVERYTHING'S GUNNA BE FINE YOU DRIED OUT COON. FUCKIN NIGGER. I HATE YOU
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>>218184943
>him talking to the black chick in the hospital.
That shit was hilarious.
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>>218185139
No it's pspspspspspspsps (negro in lyrian)
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>>218185167
some people walked out during this scene back when I saw it in 1998 but I thought it was brave, Brad probably ad libbed it, I've heard he hates asian men too.
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>>218185051
SPOONING
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>>218184917
IRIE GRANNY GWANA BE YER BATTY BWAY BUMBA CLOT AAH NASTY GRANNY POOPY DOO DOO GANJA MAROWANJA WEE WEE JAMBOLAYA
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>>218185230
Have a you, you silly whore (you)
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Pretty sure this movie was just an excuse to do close ups of Brad Pitt and Claire Forlani staring at each other and it was enough for them to turn a profit.
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>>218185208
>He didn't see the deleted scene of Brad Pitt going back to the hospital and making a grandma shaped dent in the side of the ambulance.
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>>218184943
I'm happy I turned it of after him talking to that old black nigger woman at the hospital. It reaaaaaaaly felt like an "I'm pretty boi Brad Pitt and no matter how retarded and autistic I can get away with anything because I'm pretty boi Brad Pitt" kind of movie.

The only good thing is that it portrays woman behavior accurately. As long as you look like Brad Pitt, you could have just murdered an entire children's cancer ward, and women would still fall over each other to get with you.
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>>218184917
They address that nobody dies when Death Takes a Holiday but they don't address how catastrophic it would be to have a 0% death rate if even for a day. Also, outside of getting hit by two cars, shit movie. Brad Pitt having no emotion gets grating when he can actually act.
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>>218185303
For what it’s worth Brad Pitt thinks this is one of his worst performances
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>>218185303
>Y-you killed all the cancer younglings, and that smelly nigger woman f-for me?
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>>218185303
i mean to be fair fucking look at this dude
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>>218185355
you could tell she was trying not to laugh when she had to say younglings
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>>218185341
to be fair people still do die in meet joe black he explains that he can be in multiple places at once
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>>218184917
I liked it
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>>218185344
I did not know that, but happy to hear, I think he is a great actor. Him playing Jesse James is still my all time favorite role of his. The movie has its flaws. But the cinematography, soundtrack and him and Casey Affleck absolutely put on a masterpiece performance.

>>218185303
>>218185362
Yup
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>>218184917
I prefer Mighty Joe Young
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>get me fiona apple
>close enough
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>>218184943
Oh dear, I remember my dad renting this, I don't know why, and when that scene came up we burst into laughter; I told him he just had to rewind it and he did the absolute madman hahaha love u dad.
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>>218184917
The movie is way too long for what it is.
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>>218185639
Very few movies need to be three fucking hours long, in fact I would say almost none.
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>>218185417
The 90s were nice. My life wasn't perfect. But it was nice.

Is that a haiku.
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>>218184917
I gave it a shot and i could not watch the entire thing in 1 sitting because it was so boring. I eventually forced myself to finish it, but it is definitely not worth a recommendation. Disappointing, given the cast.



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