>100 MILLION BILLION POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOOR
>ONE POINT FOR EVERY JEW THAT DIED IN THE HOLOCAUST!!!He said calmly.
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>>218185348so...0 points?the holohoax didn't happen m8
>>218185410>All the Slytheryns start wildly cheering>Dumbledore winks at the camera
>>218185284>"THIS YEAR, WE WILL HAVE NO MORE PROBLEMS WITH MUGGLES!"
>>218185671based
>>218185284>FRRRRPt*zART, PRBBBBBBBBBBH,” Dumbledore said calmly, hitching up his sequined robes as a stream of hot greenish-brown diarrhea blasted into the Pensieve. “Severus, we need to make another journey into my past...my very recent past, in fact just three hours ago, when I couldn’t say no to another one of Sprout’s famous mandrake risotto skewers. Something wicked happened in that time; a door was opened and an ancient horror unleashed. We must—excuse me,” and with a twinkle of his half-moon spectacles, Dumbledore went “BZARRRRT ughh, PLAPPLAPGRuhhFPRT.” “Time is of the essence,” he continued, fastidiously rearranging the legs once covered by elegant three piece suits back when his hairline was worse. “I need you to lead, Severus. Go on, put your face in just like I taught you. Don’t mind the magic corn bits, I know they aren’t the problem.”
UP UP UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE!!
>>218185856Despite those tranny nigger cunts, I have weakness for Dumbledore posting
>>218185284Every atom of Professor Dumbledore is like a point for Gryffindor, travelling at nearly the speed of light, penetrating everything in its path: rules, by-laws, curricular procedure, basic common sense, basic human decency... every gram of Professor Dumbledor holds over a billion trillion of these points for Gryffindor - that's in one gram. Now, Professor Dumbledore weighs 80,000 grams. And right now, he is generous. Speeches will carry points towards Gryffindor, charms will bring them down on us, that's 80,000 billion trillion points for Gryffindor in the Quidditch games that we play, in the house cups we award, the house flags we fly in this hall... most of these points will not stop being awarded for 100 years. Some of them not for 50,000 years.
>>218185382>Did I forget to tongue that anus?
>>218185775>back when his hairline was worseKek what
>>218185284You can really feel the female author’s presence in Harry Potter, and the way Harry is just handed everything on a silver platter without him having to actually do anything. It becomes less so as the story goes on, but it’s really apparent early on.
>>218186791>Harry, here's the death stone, open of the three plot relics, in your old snitch >Shit. Months in the forest, and we can't destroy horcruxes. >Snape:INTO THE LAKE WITH YOU, SWORD OF GOOD!
