>it would appear as though Slytherin has amassed 1 billion points, while Gryffindor has fell to -1 billion points and the other 2 houses are retarded and gay>yes yes well done Slytherin, well done Slytherin, you may begin celebrating now, as it would appear as though you have won the house cup for this year and such celebration would be indeed the rational course of action in your shoes...>HOWEVER it has come to my attention that Harry Potter and his friends had washed their hands affer going to the bathroom today, and so i award Gyrffindor 2 billion and 1 points! And i deduct 37 trilion points fron Slytherin!!!What was his problem?
>>218186069Nepotism
>>218186069Written by a woman
>>218186069>100 points for Gryffindor for killing a teacher!
Does anyone have the link to that one Youtube video where he goes on a racist rank against the Irish?
>>218186069>4 houses>1 is good, 1 is evil>2 are irrelevantpeak writingalso remember that houses and house rivalries is a real thing in britbong schools, imagine caring about this gay shit in a world with no magic
EPIC FOR THE WIN
>>218186069BasedUncle Dumby knows that Slitherinfags are rude retards who contribute nothing to the wizard world and just amass wealth like kikesSo he's destroying their families and making their kids end up working at magic 711s like they should