>I was born in 1601. I’m a vampire.KINO
>dude I'm a fucking JEWhollywood is out of line
Best part of the movie. Shame there was so much dog plot fuckery to get there
>>218187078>Kills people in a boat crash>Pins it on his wifeKinda based, desu.
>>218187078>there actual normalfags who take this line literallyThese are the same people accusing others of lacking media literacy
>>218187764MGTOW legend
Do vampires wear glasses? Would kind of suck if you were myopic and got turned, having shitty eyesight for immortality.
>>218187809It was originally supposed to be literal. Safdie let the studio homos talk him out of true vampirekino
>>218187894I haven't heard that name in a long time...Long time...
Why did he say this?
>>218187809>>218188172he is a vampire though.
(v)ump
>>218187911If vampires wore glasses with mirrors pointed inwards would they just be able to see backwards through their own head?
>>218187894The Legend of Coach Redpill continues...
>>218187078Is he the most suprisingly not jewish person in the history of the world?
>>218187911the vampire warns you a year in advance so you can get lasic and start working out, etc
>>218190820What's his actual ethnicity?
>>218187078> sorry, but we... like... we don't have a senior discount. You can ask my manager Jan, but I think she's in the backroom somewhere
>>218190946he's half Lebanese and half Irish I think
>>218187104Kevin o’Leary isn’t Jewish
A simple "Bleh" would have sufficed
>>218190820I thought the whole idea of his character was that he was a non-Holocaust Jew who looked down on HoloJews as weak (this is a thing in real life apparently) and that that was the reason why he was so at ease at being a dick to Kletzki instead of being at least a little respectful.I got it totally wrong.
>>218191079Im talking about kevin o'leary, faggot, not the character
>>218191090I don't know who that is.
>>218187809A guy tells you he's a 350 years old vampire, you shut the fuck up and listen. The film already contained some metaphysical elements seeing as Marty's girl and her child survived getting hit with shotgun pellets
>>218191362>listens to him>you will never be happy. neverfucks sake as oppose to being his personal humiliation toy?
>>218189630The mirror void only occurs because silver is a holy metal associated with purity and moonlight. Modern tinfoil mirrors and polished steel should be fine to reflect vampires.
>>218191018Neither is Timothy Chamalet
What happened in 1601?
>>218191438Jan 14, 1601: Church authorities in Rome ordered the burning of Hebrew books.
>>218187078I'll lick your Jewish ass then
>>218191438https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trial_of_Claudine_de_Culam
>>218187078I'm autistic. What was he trying to do here?
>>218191486he had to get it on
>i fucked your wife Marty>then wing ping ping gamehow did they fuck this up?
>>218191486Safdie thought it was a badass monologue because he's a hack
>>218187986It would have made the movie become legendary. The comeuppance, the odd twist…it’s a shame they backed down.
>>218188172It comes across as a weird threat where he’s hyperbolically flexing how much power he has, but he was originally supposed to actually be a vampire who was going to attack and supposedly. Kill Marty in the 80s at a tears for fears concert at the end of the film. A24 shot it down.
>>218187986Safdie said that as a one-off joke in an interview.
Do you think Marty never used the "I fucked your wife" card because he got the idea she regularly brings in 20 year old twinks to cuck her husband with?
>>218191478This is the first time I've ever seen an amateur drawing submitted as the article image, it's been up with no edits on the page for over a month now. Surprised to see the person added it under their own name as well>After having undressed Claudine to check if she had slept with a man previously, the dog reportedly jumped on her and attempted intercourse with her. The women believed it was thus confirmed that Claudine and the dog had sexual intercourse and that "there would again have been a new coupling at that moment if they had not acted to prevent it", after which the three women made Claudine get dressed and wrote their report.Kek, thanks for this anon, fun stuff.
>>218187078Jews aren't scared of vampires you can guess why.
>>218190996>middle eastern mixed with europeanyeah that's a jewish phenotype
>>218187078This line literally came out of nowhere and completely took me out of the movie and I was worried for a second A24 was going to do some retarded shit at the end to give a twist ending. Thank god it didn't happen.
>>218195444Trips wasted on a pussy take.
>>218191018Bro an 8 year old would call this guy a dirty jew
>>218195699>>218195409Ah yes O'Leary, what a quintessentially jewish namehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_O%27Learyctrl + f "jewish" = results
>>218195955HE’S A JEW YOU STUPID GOY
>>218196014>source: your schizophrenia
>>218195955You don't know what a phenotype is you faggotHE LOOKS JEWISH
>>218196234>source: your mental illness
>>218187911this is how it works in VTM
>>218197316>this is how it works in VTMafter 300 years he could easily have at least one dot in Auspex and eyesight better than 20/20
>>218191079Jews like that would bagel it up in order to hide they survived
>>218195955>"t-the micks aren't spiritually jewish!">*cries "oppression" while bombing children*
>>218199666>he's jewish!>proof he's actually irish>well he's irish but that still counts as jewish because I said so!fuckin schizo
