>>218187246Somehow, this nigga returned
yjk it's gonna be a souless cashgrab pile of crap
whos gay and black now
It's going to be all CGI slop, isn't it?
>>218187246this movie works as an analogy for transexuality
>Gremlins 3: Gremlins in da hood
>>218187380Of course. Probably ai generated too.
>>218187246It’s going to be a black girl who’s of course some sort of genius, and she inherits Gizmo from Billy, who’s now of course an elderly loser who lives like a hermit alone with Gizmo, and Phoebe Cates either left him or died years ago.Feel free to screencap, this shit writes itself.
>>218187498If they stay true to the previous films the girlfriend character will have died brutally offscreen just like her father.
>>218187380they hired a real Gremlin this time
>>218187246
who asked for this?
>>218187399Elaborate on that.
>>218188206That's pretty colorful. "Slop" always makes me think of the gruel they eat in The Matrix.
>>218188413exposition to a toxic susbtance that you shouldnt take because it isnt natural or good for you(strogen/testosterone) makes you transition to another monstruous unnatural form.
>>218188593Have you seen Gremlins? Because they don't get oozed like the ninja turtles.
>>218188255Same wisconsin guy who got JJ to direct the star wars reboot
>>218187246Thats lil nigga
>>218188672Midnight snacks with water equals transgender for everybody
>>218187246you know it's 100% because of Baby Yoda too>>218187380knowing this is half targeting nostalgic Gen-Xers and Millennials who will be taking their kids, they'll probably still try to have an animatronic for Gizmo but there will likely be an appalling amount of CG for action stuff instead of trying to creatively do it in camera
Greem x Yeed crossover when
>>218187549Sabrina Carpenter would be an excellent gizmo.
>no joe dante>cgi instead of puppetspass
Who tf calls him "baby" gizmo?Fucking zoomers.If they treat the mountain dew advert as canon and use similar puppets, it might be decent.Gremlins 2 was pretty shit, same as tmnt 1&2, the production jews saw an awesome dark-ish cult movie and decided the sequel needed to be a brightly-lit toy advert.Not gonna be too hopeful in 2026, but if they go for a low-ish budget horror dark comedy again and not try make something that's gonna become a big franchise maybe it'll be spared the worst.>t. obsessed with gremlins as a kid and curious what comes out, for better or for worse. They can't take gremlins 1 from me.
>>218189653>cgi instead of puppetschrist I didn't even think of this. avoiding at all costs.
>yet another reboot of an 80s franchiseI feel like pop culture has been stagnating for 40 years
>>218188593>toxic susbtance that you shouldnt take because it isnt natural or good for you>water
>>218187246Cringe
>>218187291If we get another movie as good as Gremlins 2, I'm in.
RLM predicted this.
>>218187246Without Joe Dante there's no point
