>see /tv/ make fun of it>download>it's the hours 24 minutes and 27 secondsWhat the hell
Couldn't bring myself to even watch the second movie. I'm a sucker for sci-fi schlock like that but the first one was just so incredibly ass.
>these are the imperial troops from planet Imperius, the seat of the imperial empire>they are all dressed in imperial clothes and also have roman names>these are a rebel faction called the rebels, they come from a planet rebelia, that is currently rebelling against the empire>these are farmers from the farmlands of Farmia, they all look like farmers and they farm grain>this is a robot made for warfare, he is a roboticus mechanicus from the factories of factoria mechanica robotica, he is made for war but he doesn't want to fight, he also fights amazingly well and kills people in a cool way>this is a shirtless tarzano from the planet tarzania, he has long hair and is good with animals, here he tames a gryphon also from the planet tarzania which is also known in the old tongue as gryphonia, because it has gryphons, he's good at taming them>this is Nemesis from planet Childonia, she lost her child so she's killing other evil mothers like the spidermother, she has two artificial arms and can't hold babies anymore only cleavesabers>this is Kai from planet Eire, he has an irish accent and can't be trusted, he also has a twin brother called Wanai who has one eye, he shows up in the sequel>this is the other gladiator from the movie gladiator, here he plays a gladiator in the castor arena on the moon of pollux>these are the slutty latex bimbos of sluticus V, they play a large role in the extended cut as dangerous sluts
Snyder was given carte blanche
>>218187541And that's just the first half. The second half is another 2 hours and 53 minutes.
>>218187732Why do they do it?
>>218187784Netflix assumed because of his Snydercult being loud that he must be some kind of auteur going to deliver them the next Star Wars.
>>218187796But he fucking sucks. Anyone who saw BvS or Superman should realise this.Honestly, letting that man near a script is retarded
>>218187810His Snydercult are VERY loud
yeah, that wasn't good at all
They sure draw out that skull bashing scene, wtf is wrong with Snyder?>>218187771Yep, I got the DC of course. May have been a mistake.
>>218187810Those two movies were great, his later movies suckThis is the objectively correct take
>>218187667The second part is one of the best action movies of the past years.>>218187732Good.>>218187796>>218187810Reddit posting.
>>218187784the mistook the sneedercut meme for the hack director actually having a popular following
>>218187693>these men are free>they are called Fremen
>>218187857Kino villain.
This looks like early 2000 Deviantart photoshop
>>218187929Soul...
>>218187897Snyder movies are too sexy for redditors.
On paper it seems like an easy sell.A scifi "epic" with the usual artstation amalgam designs so it ticks all the dork boxes.The problem is Snyder can't write so the entire thing drags on with no stakes. Nobody gives a shit about the village people or their grain. The movie(s) fail to make us care for them AT ALL. Instead the movie focuses on the bad guy, who comes off oddly way too gay. And his scenes take up a good 50% of the running time. He's not even an interesting villain, just an unhinged roid bro. Literally NOTHING interesting about any of this.Then the movie further starts to drag since we're collecting "the team" and they're all disposable NPC characters. None of them even matter in the fight later on. None of their "unique skills" matter at all. And to make matters worse Snyder decided to veer further into absolute shit cinematography where everything looks like some Syfy original from 2003. Buttery soft focus making everything look like a shitty diorama and drawing way too much attention to it. It even makes the cgi and the props look cheap and trite. Every single creative decision about it that could've been made was made wrong. I guess he wanted a unique look to it but it just looks like amateur hour stuff. And this guy's been in the industry for his entire life. It's like the entire project has deliberately been made to be as unappealing as possible.
>>218188000>None of them even matter in the fight later on. None of their "unique skills" matter at all.Just admit you didn't watch the movie.
>>218187857The PG13 versions are borderline incomprehensible because the action scenes are cut up to remove the gore
>>218187861BvS is terrible.
>>218187987>>218187941>>218187874>>218188021Watch out, we got a live fanboy.
>>218188069;)
>>218188000>The movie(s) fail to make us care for them AT ALL.Why? I liked them, especially the cute blondie.
>YEAHHHHH GO FUCK>sex scene>I SEE YOU HAVE COME BACK FROM SEX, DAUGHTER(?)
Why am I supposed to hate Rebel Moon but like Dunc?
>>218188156Because Dune is competently made and not full of hideous greenscreening every two seconds.
17 years and counting since snyder has made a good movie.
>>218188179>main villain is introduced at the half of the second movie This alone ruins the final battle.
>>218188213>17 monthsFixed
>>218188220Feyd-Rautha is not the main villain of Dune. How did you manage to think he was?
>>218188259lollmao
>>218188220As opposed to the entire pair of films being fundamentally incompetently made, you come up with a disagreement about how early a character should or shouldn't appear?
>>218188267Because he fights Paul in the last act.>b-butAll the other villains suck. The baron was built as a huge threat in part 1 just to do nothing and die pathetically in the second movie. Everyone else is cannon fodder.
>>218188044why the fuck did they release those? I have no intention to watch through this shit again
>>218188313>you come up with a disagreement about how early a character should or shouldn't appearYes? Denis should've introduced Feyd in part 1. He doesn't even meet Paul until the last 15 minutes of part 2, it's just lol
>>218188408They did it because "Snyder cut" was already a normie meme term so they thought they could double dip and release two movies then release them again as snyder cuts. Despite the guy having final cut say on all of them. The fact there even IS a Snyder cut would also (presumably) create buzz about seeing the "true version". That's why the releases were staggered too. It's a marketing gimmick. Of course it backfired because Snyder is an idiot and his movies sucked anyway.
>>218188358That doesn't make him the main villain. That just makes him the last opponent Paul fights. Are you stupid?
>>218188358You use the word "filler" a lot don't you?
Damn the plot is so retarded
>>218188426He doesn't meet Paul before that in the book either. What's your point?
>>2181875413/4 of it is 20 hours of snyder sharting in a bucket, and thats the good part
>>218188408First, because they thought it was their own Star Wars and having a PG13 version would make it extra successful for the masses, and second, to artificially recreate the "Snyder cut" hype by having an uncut version later and get double the views, even though Snyder did both cuts and knew from the start he was doing a PG13 cut and an R rated cut.
What the FUCK
>>218189858
>>218190056yes (unfortunately)
>>218187541>SLOW>MOTION >WHEAT >HARVESTING
>>218188220Paul is the villain.
>>218187541I genuinely tried to watch this movie. I made it to the first fight scene where the strong lady fights 1v6 bare handed against guns and they just choose not to shoot her for some reason. it was bland as fuck up until then but that was too egregious for me to continue. are the rape scenes worth watching?
>>218187796>>218188507It was actually pitched to Lucasfilm as a Star Wars project, but for once they realized it was ass.
>>218193134Boy, that color grading looks dreadful.