>Shot status: called
>>218188480five years in a private medium, ama
>>218188528Who had the keys to the yard?
>>218188528did you get your cheeks busted?
>>218188528How much work did you have to put in and did it involve transporting stuff in your ass?
>>218188528How long does it take to make a grilled cheese on the radiator?
>>218188528are you inked?are you black?did you do it?will you do it again? did you get raped?
>>2181886855 seconds, saw it on the gordon ramsey show. beautifully melted cheese
>>218188598Surenos, usually 80 or Spider>>218188619No, but it was a possibility>>218188639I worked for the Surenos doing oddjobs, smuggling yes, butt smuggling no>>218188685We had hot plates, about 15 min>>218188694No Ink,Im whiteYes I didEventuallyNegative
>>218188737>Eventuallywhy. you will only get caught again
>>218188528Was it worth it?
>>218188795Actually, after I served my time, the laws were changed. The same charges would now be a few months probation at most. >>218188807Worth it like a $500 steak is worth more than a $50 steak: "maybe, depending who you ask"For me, it sucked, but it helped me fix a lot in my life, and I was fairly comfortable; friends, vidya, junk food, books, etc.
is prison really that rough?
>>218188528What were the gangs
>>218188852Depends on state, and security level, but generally no>>218188896211, General "peckerwoods/woodpile", Muslims, Asians+Natives, Bloods+Crips, Surenos, and Nortenos
>>218188528Did you see someone get taken advantage of?
>>218188920Why did you work for the surenos instead of the woods? You said you're White.
>>218188528Other than touching kids, what other crimes will put you on the shitlist of the other inmates?
>>218188959Theres enough gays/trannies that those who want a "partner" can find a volunteer.>>218188965For some reason they wont cellmate two of the same gang (race) so I was with a Sureno soldier. Many of their members and associates are white. I was given small jobs like smuggling, gambling tickets, book balancing, table watching, guard duty, etc. >>218189012No one even really cares about diddlers. If you dont bother others, they almost always leave you alone. No one wants to get more time, and lifers dont want to lose their luxuries/privileges
>>218189102Were there any AB members in your prison?
>>218189102>Theres enough gays/trannies that those who want a "partner" can find a volunteer.Yeah but I mean like other predatory type shit. You ever see Turned Out featuring Danny Trejo?
>>218188838What were you in for buddeh
>>218189228I stole pokemon cards(not the valuble kind, the pretty screenshot from the show kind)
Would he have made a good shotcaller?
>>218189160Yeah, friends with a few, mostly older lifers looking to calm down a bit>>218189192No, im telling you, theres more than enough volunteers. The consequences for sex crimes in prison are worse than on the streets. >>218189228Breaking the law, my guy
>>218188480watched it just last night. i was with it until the shot caller turned on the phone while driving uhaul van. from that moment on nothing made any sense at all. i was legit angry about the story>>218189790>Breaking the law, my guy>>218188838>Actually, after I served my time, the laws were changed. The same charges would now be a few months probation at most.it's marijuana isnt it?
>>218190282>it's marijuanaDrugs in general
>>218190282No clue why he's refusing to say on an anonymous board, plus him being a white guy working for the beaner gang screams fake and gay.
>>218190321does it really matter? as anon above already deduced, it was drugs.>him being a white guy working for the beaner gangthe beaner gangs are filled with white skinned people
>>218190321>anonymous boardBAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING RETARD
>>218190392did you like prison movies/tv before you went to prison? if not particularly, do you find yourself watching more of them after you had that experience? what would you say is best representation of prison life in shows and movies, that you have seenfeel free to include tv shows with limited plot line set in prison, for example a few episodes in last season of house md
>>218190518>did you like prison movies/tv before you went to prison? not really>if not particularly, do you find yourself watching more of them after you had that experience?yes, kinda like how a stoner watches more stoner movies than average>what would you say is best representation of prison life in shows and movies, that you have seenhmm...fictionally? Orange is the new black is pretty close, but womens prisons are always different, and so are fed prisons.
>>218190459Normies have no clue what opsec is
>>218190588Theyve been infiltrated by surveillance voluntarily. Meanwhile, im behind 7 proxies.
>>218189342No, he’s not willing to put in the work
>>218188480>You knew they would bring you here, thats why you let Delta Team do the bust. To get to me. >Well played. Lets go comrade.
>>218190459By all means, tell me what my full legal name is. Obviously 4chan is insecure but generally speaking nobody will track prisonanon down if he just said "I was arrested for marijuana".
>>218190790Obviously other end-users are generally not able to view other user's data, but willingly and voluntarily giving up privacy only makes it MUCH easier for various intelligence agencies to build profiles on you. Im sorry that me not being forthcoming with more detail bothers you, but the clearnet hasnt been free for a long time.
>>218190832>but willingly and voluntarily giving up privacy only makes it MUCH easier for various intelligence agencies to build profiles on you. Intelligence agencies are not reading your messages and trying to track you down through whatever nuggets of information you say. They know who you are already. The clearnet is unsafe, so is the real world. Nothing is secure anymore, they're listening everywhere.
>>218190892>Intelligence agencies are not reading your messagesLOL>bro, its over, just submit bro, just post your ID, you have nothing to hide, right BRO?*shits directly into your mouth via the astral plane*
>>218190929>Intelligence agencies are not reading your messages *and* trying to track you down through whatever nuggets of information you sayThey read what you post here not to find out who you are but to wait for you to self-incriminate. >bro, its over, just submit bro, just post your ID, you have nothing to hide, right BRO?Not what I said. You don't need to post your ID, they have it already. You don't need to submit now, you already have. Every single time you pay tax, you submit. The only way you'll not be actively submitting is by living in a cabin in the woods like a hermit.
>>218190988I dont care. What do you think youre going to convince me of? Lowering OPSEC just because...because you say so?Frigg off
>>218190988i'm posting from a max security prison (won't say which) as we speak. there reason i can guarantee this is because i call the shots now. you just focus on staying clean, otherwise you'll be hearing from my boy Big Iron
>>218191102do u know baby sneed?
>>218191073Keep your opsec, just know it does nothing.
>>218191301>bro, its over, just submit broeat dogshit, glowie faggot
>>218191342>still bitching at meThey know your full name, face, address, SSN, and search history. The feds know what your exact fetishes are.
>>218191386cool, now fuck off, faggot
>>218188528Did you cross paths with WES?
>>218191392>still cryingYou're the prisonanon, right? I thought prison was supposed to make you tuff? You're such a whiney faggot.
>>218191386>still a glowie-shill shit-slurper
>>218191408lmao, not a chance>>218191409youre the glowie cocksucker, right?
>>218191432>still whiningI wonder how many (You)s I can get from you, faggot.
>>218189790You say that, but you also said>>218188737>No, but it was a possibility
>>218191530Yes, a "possibility" just like getting stabbed was, except I never put myself in that position>>218191481>nooo dont reply to me calling a glowie-loving shit-sucker, youre a clown, haha!
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>>218191555But you said that prison rape is even more harshly punished than on the outside.
>>218192218Yes, and? Just because crime is illegal, it doesnt stop it from actually happening.Prison "rape" is very rare because of how harshly its punished, but that doesnt mean it doesn't exist, I just didnt see it.
>>218191591kys glowie
>>218192721I'm calling the shots now
>>218192721ROLLING
>>218192721Rolling
>>218192852Local nigger
>>218192852>local nigger
>>218192852Lynch Local
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>>218192721Let's go! Unhooping my new name
To this day, I don’t understand the scene where he’s given a sack of drugs to shove up his ass and hand over to his friends.He’s already in jail. Why does he have to smuggle it up his ass? I feel like the directors were laughing about how it could be a skit or blooper, then decided to include it in the actual movie as a joke.
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>>218193416its to prove that youre willing to risk greater punishment in return for protection
>>218192721rolling for keys to this thread
>>218192721rolling heavy
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>>218193430That doesn’t answer my question. Why the hell are you shoving drugs up your ass to give to someone on the field?This doesn’t happen even in real prisons. Plugging or stomaching balloons is only necessary when initially entering the building. It’s like the guy straight-up shoved drugs up his ass for no reason.
>>218193668>they never strip search you after being in the field
>>218192721lol wut
>>218192721roll for dubs I can hoop that shit
Reminder that if he had just listened to Cheddar Bob and "swung on dudes" he would have gotten out of jail relatively early and mostly no less worse for wear, just with a couple tattoos and the guilt of a single murder that he got away with under his belt
>>218192721Time to iron up
>>218188528Where do you get your ideas?
