How would you handle the Penske file?
>>218189185probably read it
>>218189185draw benis on every page
>>218189185cut costs by letting all the staff go
>>218189185i'd work the file
>>218189185Why would you want a job you have no idea how to do?
>>218189185Millennials and zoomers would collapse into a pile of their own runny diarrhea if they had to read and process a file of actual papers that big instead of staring at it on a screen
>>218189308You do know that file was comically large right? Like for comedic effect. If you were around when we had paper files, you'd know that the bulk of things in a file were old and usually irrelevant to the task at hand. Usually, you would only pull out the few pages that were relevant to the task at hand. The rest was usually just archive, as you couldn't just put everything on a hard drive and forget about it.
>>218189308Yes, that sounds awful. I despise paper work.
What was George's job?
>>218189404>You do know that file was comically large right? Like for comedic effect.I award you 1 (one) Certificate of Media Literacy and 1 (one) Certificate of Remembering The Past
>>218189404>>218189426You zoomoids don't know what it was like. We lived for cracking into a good file.
>>218189463This anon gets itI unironically miss the days of triplicate carbon copy forms. Nothing like it
>>218189431To work the Penske file. Weren't you paying attention?
>>218189240DOGE needs you.
>>218189254So I can feel like more like a woman.
>>218189185Im gonna miss the seinfeld channel on cytube. Fuck pomf and all tranny niggers in existance
>>218189185Outsource to someone bellow me.
>>218191387What happened to the Seinfeld channel?
>>218191387What happened?
>>218191757the site was revealed to be a big hacker pot, leaching info and dumping malware on users machines
>>218191515>>218191757Nothing, its the file hoster pomf which most channels on use to host episode links. Reasoning is because Trump and ICE are threatening le trannies
>>218189185Create a emission flow of technical bandwidth to circumvent the quarterly process, essentially networking into a projected fiscal period with estimated growth
>>218189426this guy is not penske material
>>218191290Ok, you win.
>>218189185Scan it and have grok summarize it.
>>218189185I'd put it in an accordion folder
Have sex with Mr. Penske on the desk in my office.
>>218189404Uh oh uncs getting crankyWant me to put on some classic rock, chief?
>>218192829Uncs Spunks in ya Junks
>>218189185Was the 90's really so economically booming that you could just get high paying white collared jobs with zero experience or qualifications?
>>218189404in my first internship someone gave me a Penske-sized file to copy for a meeting that week with no further instructions, I didn't think about it any further and went on to copy over a thousand pages of consultant white papers on the specific subject (1999-2008) instead of just the dozen added this year by our firm. Good times.
Back when corporate espionage required an inside man instead of just a suspicious email link
>>218189185I wouldn't, and that's what no one did >>218189404Well it sounds like you have a handle on the task at hand.
>>218192905No, you were competing with other similarly qualified applicants and very few employers practiced what we think of now as diversity mandates, and everyone knew who they were (the government was the biggest of course). It wasn't "easy" to get a job, but you weren't competing with overseas labor and candidates using their gender, orientation, and ethnicity to leapfrog you.The exception was stuff related to IT in the last half of the decade. That sector was going gangbusters and if you had a shred of experience or a relevant degree you could fluff up your resume and get multiple offers. Tons of people with IT majors already had jobs lined up before they graduated. Most of that ended with the dot com bust.
>>218189308Millennial here, writing with a pen is infinitely easier. Computers are infuriating and I usually end up punching my monitor trying to fill in a pdf
>>218193970>I usually end up punching my monitor trying to fill in a pdfThat doesn't seem that bad... what's the problem exactly
