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Dineshbros..
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I look like the left. What movements did he have done to get the right?
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>>218191737
Nobody cares about this loser. He peaked in a single sketch in Portlandia.
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>>218191767
Even in Silicon Valley he was a joke character. Golfoyle was Chad compared to him in every way.
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>>218191737
Now that the dust has finallt settled... was he really the bad guy we all made him out to be?
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>>218191761
Expensive cosmetic surgery.
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>>218191761
Chicken broccoli and Rice
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>>218191804
Brutal
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>>218191807
Right that's why I asked what movements.
>>218191817
Already doing that.
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>>218191761
Saar being ceo and eating curry cow patties
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>>218191761
>What movements did he have done to get the right?
the indian shimmy
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>>218191804
Damn he's seething
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>>218192061
>that bright orange color
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Good morning, sirs!
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>>218192061
Is this part of a stage play? Everybody is laughing like it's no big deal
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Good morning sirs
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Can't he be a Bollywood heart throb? Character actor here, but over there...
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>>218191737
>made fun of for being whiney and sensitive
>was coincidentally out of shape

>made fun of for being whiney and sensitive
>now coincidentally in shape
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>>218192521
Nah, they're just used to shit. I work amongst indians (asian niggers) and if there's 5 of them in a group, at least one has shit in it's pants. No fucking joke. This rule hasn't been unproven in the 4 years I've been there. And no, they're not hard or competent workers whatsoever.
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>>218192690
Are Pakistani actors welcomed in Bollywood? Honest question.
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>>218191804
Being whiny is ALWAYS UNATTRACTIVE no matter if you are in-shape or out of shape.

Why hasn't he learned this yet?
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>>218191804
Whens the comedy on
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>>218192389
Your Tikka masala is ready saar. Naan cost extra.
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>>218192690
Nah, Bollywood has standards. Picrel is a Bollywood heart throb. Reminder that Pedro Pascal and Glen Powell count as Hollywood heart throbs. That's why you see the ugly Indians making it big in Hollywood.

Not just the men, the Indian girls in Bridgerton would have got beaten off with sticks in Bollywood if they ever tried to get on a movie set there.
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>>218191804
Hey Dinesh nice chain do you choke your mother with it when you stick your penis in her butthole?
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>>218191804
>they mocked me for getting in shape!
no you were mocked because you roided out for a shit movie and now lie about it
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>>218195129
Those are the most effeminate shoulders I have ever seen.
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>>218195129
The behind the scenes power dynamics in Bollywood and Hollywood are crazy.

Bollywood prefers mixed light skinned men and women. Physical beauty and lighter skinned reign supreme. Absolutely brutal for anyone that can't meet that standard. Actresses and actors who don't meet this standard run to Hollywood.

Hollywood (or at least mdoern Hollywood since 2014) prefers dark skinned actors/actresses that "challenge" traditional beauty stereotypes. But beneath the surface, more is going on. White Females spent the last 20 years working their way into Executive positions and casting director decisions in Hollywood. However white women are still women at heart and let emotions cloud their objective judgment. So women self-insert themselves into female main characters. Even executives do it. And they strongly dislike looking at women who are more beautiful than them.

It's why female executives intentionally cast ugly actresses but claim it's for "diversity" and try to treat it as a celebration. But these same female Executives have no problem having muscular men with 6 pack abs in movies. That standard can stay. They like it.

Since these female executives self-insert, they usually choose women that they like and can personally self-insert. For example, Kathleen Kennedy of Star Wars hates blondes. All her female main characters have always been brunettes. KK is a brunette herself. She self-insert as Rey. KK also has a secret crush on Adam Driver, and has hinted several times in interviews that she specifically hunted down and chased Adam Driver for the Kylo Ren role. So when KK sees Rey being in love with Kylo Ren and kissing him, KK essentially sees herself have a relationship with Adam Driver by proxy.

After 10 years of "diversity", The pendulumin Hollywood is swinging back to traditional beauty again. Although people like KK hate it.
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>>218195526
I'm guessing Kathleen Kennedy made the black guy and the asian girl kiss in Star Wars as some self insert f-you humiliation ritual to asian girls who stole white guys she was interested in
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>>218195687
It was a humiliation ritual to mock boyega who taught he was going to fuck Rei
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>>218195687
After the first sequel movie came out....I remember Boyega mentioning several times in interviews about possibly having a romantic relationship with Rey, and it's
something he would like explore in future movies.

Then I heard KK was heavily involved in approving and shaping the story for The Last Jedi. I'm guessing KK hated that Boyega was ruining her fantasy. She wanted Rey (her self insert) and Adam Driver to make out and be a couple.
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>>218196055
Makes sense actually. Boyega said that Kathleen Kennedy was always very cold to him after the first movie. Barely talking to him. She even cut contact after the trilogy wrapped. KK only spoke to Boyega after he called her out during the whole BLM riots when Boyega said she mistreated him. The she gave Boyega a courtesy phone call, but nothing came of it.
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>>218191804
>was he really the bad guy we all made him out to be

Already was with that hideous X Files retrospective podcast.
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>>218193980
>Are Pakistani actors welcomed in Bollywood
Used to. There is currently a pakistani ban that started in 2019
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I liked him in Silicon Valley and Fallout
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>>218191804
no matter how chiseled your jaw is, how ripped your muscles are, how forward your hairline is, how much money you have, you will always be a jeet
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>>218191737
i know he gets ridiculed, but i like this dude, he got fit for a flop movie, but then stayed fit after despite continued mockery, it doesn't help his comedy or career at all, rather the opposite
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>>218192521
india is in the middle ages, there is shit everywhere and it always smells bad because of open sewage. getting shit on there is the same as getting tailgated here. (the equivalent of tailgated there is getting run over and dragged for half a mile under a bus).


human life is very cheap because there are so many people, most families have 6 children so losing 1 or 2 is not a big deal, especially if it's girls because you get funeral discounts and dowries are expensive.
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man. white women still dont like indians regardless
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>>218197478
1. Fuck you, I'm Pakistani
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xPHeuLwrKXY
There's no downsides to being successful
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>>218191804
It's because he is a jeet. He should blame his fellow retarded monkey brethren for ruining the reputation of Indians
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>>218191737
Still Indian
This guy is beyond insufferable
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>>218191804
Send him back to India immediately
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>>218195526
>Since these female executives self-insert, they usually choose women that they like and can personally self-insert. For example, Kathleen Kennedy of Star Wars hates blondes. All her female main characters have always been brunettes. KK is a brunette herself. She self-insert as Rey. KK also has a secret crush on Adam Driver, and has hinted several times in interviews that she specifically hunted down and chased Adam Driver for the Kylo Ren role. So when KK sees Rey being in love with Kylo Ren and kissing him, KK essentially sees herself have a relationship with Adam Driver by proxy.
Grok, is this true?
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>>218197568
>stayed fit after
Staying fit is much easier than getting fit.

Maintenance is easier.
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>>218193980
Literally all of the "light-skinned" jeets in Bollywood are pakis.
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>>218191737
did he get jaw surgery in south korea?
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>>218195129
Where do they even find poos that look like this
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>>218191804
Where's the bloody jokes?
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>>218191804
Is all "standup comedy" just fucking therapy sessions now?
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>>218198214
yelling and complaining are like jokes
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>>218191804
>working out for the approval of others instead of yourself
was never going to make it
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>>218195526
>Bollywood prefers mixed light skinned men and women
No one in Bollywood is mixed lmao. They are North Indian and/or Upper caste.
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>>218191737
should have stayed on TRT, not jumped on HGH

he has that dumn fucking head look of every person on human growth hormone, at lest from test your head dont bloat, even if your balls shirk.
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>>218191737
I thought he was best in that movie, I think it was called Uber or something. where he was an Uber driver and the rock was a cop having him drive him around all day. because he's an Indian dude, and the role felt natural on screen as this geeky meek cowardly dude who by the end finds bravery
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>>218191737
no amount of muscle makes people forget about this kind of face
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>>218195129
>Pedro Pascal
>count as Hollywood heart throb
lolno
go to bed pedro
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I keep thinking this is the Harold and Kumar guy.
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>>218192521
Having an Indian shit on your kids brings good luck. It's like how people believe a bird shitting on you does the same.
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>>218200976
That guy had a lot more charismq. Also that movie was pure anti white hatred
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>>218195129
These niggers just need to larp as mexican and they'd 10x their pussy quota
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>>218195129
smaller hands than cavill lol
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>>218191737
Is Silicon Valley the only decent thing that he has been a part of?
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>>218199704
The shoes are TERRIBLE
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>>218199704
Caste has nothing to do with skin colour.
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>>218191761
>What movements did he have done to get the right
Good morning saar!
To answer your question, the "movements he had done to get the right" were:
>inject boatloads of test
>get chin implants
And that's it! You can look like that too if you have massive disposable income, and you're okay with your balls becoming atrophied prunes.
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>>218198214
>WHO FUCKING SAID IT
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>>218191804
roid rage
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>>218202367
he had a tiny appearance on Kings of Summer which is very decent, but it's not a real role that affected the movie or anything. He voiced a dog in Animals iirc and the cartoon was great. Other than that nothing comes to mind, other than of course The Big Sick but it's a sad romcom so that automatically disqualifies it on /tv/, but he actually co-wrote that.
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>>218203600
i've never seen this but it's annoying as fuck that whatever punchline is at the end was cut out of the clip.
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>>218191792
>gilfoyle
>reddit tier satanist and anarchist
>in a long-distance "open relationship" ie getting cucked

It honestly sucks that he doesn't get his comeuppance more often but I assume that's because he's some writer's self-insert.
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>>218196122
based kk.
but I wonder if it would be better accelerationistwise for a racemixed follmaxx-girlboss pairing.
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>>218192389
Shitjeets overuse all those bright spices to mask the filth of all the rotting infested garbage they eat
If a can of monster can turn your piss a little green, imagine what a steady diet of jeetslop would say to your colon
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>>218191804
>Pay for comedy show and watch the clown dance
>Get a pajeet venting

Shiggy diggy
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>>218191804
OI WOZ RAPED



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